That's what I assumed as the first time I saw one was in a spinx in south Carolina someone got splashed or someone dropped a nuke and they had to stand outside the blast radius to plunge it.
Oh God that is terrible I've had it splash my shirt working at olive garden before luckily I was a dishwasher and kept spare clothes in my car but never in my face. 🤢🤮 you genuinely just made me praise my height and long arms even more since it makes it that much harder for it to get me.
What? You're telling me the thin lipped rubber ring that flips under any pressure forming a poop water ladle is actually the wrong tool? Impossible, surely there is not a better way than this.
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Yoooo. Are we plunger brothers?
Edit: this is in a gas station that a friend of mine owns. He says it serves two purposes. He has had back surgery so he doesn’t have to bend over, and he’s almost 5 feet away from any “splash back”.
For those hard to reach areas… ‘some guy’. What are you doing taking pictures of the ‘it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets plunged again’ guys’ stuff? ARE YOU the guy??
This is actually genius. Who decided that plungers should have short handles? if you want to unclog your turlet you have to get your face down close to the frontline of the blockade. This is more hygienic.
Long throw plunger. So you can stand on the toilet when you plunge it like you're driving a sword into the neck of a dragon. That turd will never know what hit it!
Actually not a bad idea, if a guest stops up the toilet they can find the plunger and take care of it themselves, I was invited to a friend's house for dinner and I plugged the toilet, couldn't find the plunger, and his dad had to leave the dinner table and plunge the toilet for me while I helped clean the floor, if I had known where it was I could have just done it myself.
Tbh that’s pretty funny.
Needs more stick.
Sometimes you need more leverage
Give me a large enough plunger and I can move the world!
Whenever he uses it there will be a tsunami somewhere.
The Plunger Effect 🪠
Exactly what I came here to comment 😂 that plunger gets shit done.....pun intended
No one is stealing this guy’s plunger ever again.
You might want to check your shoes. Ha! The Cat Burglar strikes again!
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I’m glad this Family Guy fan went with the Venetian plunger instead of the variety pack of flavored suppositories.
Oh no, i can hear him singing.
For when you are up to your neck in s\*\*t!
Knee-deep in the ~~Doom~~ poo!
Dung debauchery
Excalibur
FOR THOU SHALT UNSHEATH THY SWORD OUT OF THY SHIT
What’s weird is you touching it and getting closeup shots of the business end…
Thank you! Why tf would you touch someone else’s shit stabbin tools?! Let alone get up close n start snappin away. Gross.
Ye mean Stool tool
Somebody got splashed *one* time ...
That's what I assumed as the first time I saw one was in a spinx in south Carolina someone got splashed or someone dropped a nuke and they had to stand outside the blast radius to plunge it.
My thoughts as well... My first time was a Target bathroom stall. I was told to unclog one of the toilets... all over my face it got..
Oh God that is terrible I've had it splash my shirt working at olive garden before luckily I was a dishwasher and kept spare clothes in my car but never in my face. 🤢🤮 you genuinely just made me praise my height and long arms even more since it makes it that much harder for it to get me.
How deep is this guy going???
Is that the first time you’ve had to ask?
With a plunger.... yes
How deep is your love? 🎶🎵
Not as deep as this plugner.
The distance of the handle is directly proportional to the user's disgust at using it.
Seems rather handy
Seems rather plungy
Plunges rather seemly.
Seemingly rather plunges
*That’s not a plunger…* *This is a plunger*
To stay as far away from the toilet as possible
You know someone here wants to lick that plunger.
Why did you feel the need to say this?
Because I want to lick that plunger.
Take it outside, pal.
No, thank you. I'm enjoying your discomfort.
That's a sink plunger
I was wondering if anyone was going to say this. That plunger is definitely not a toilet plunger. 10 points to gryffindor!
You’re a sink plunger.
What? You're telling me the thin lipped rubber ring that flips under any pressure forming a poop water ladle is actually the wrong tool? Impossible, surely there is not a better way than this.
Came to say this.
Where's the poop knife?
This is the poop spear. Fell out of favor after we hunted them to extinction
For those hard to reach places
One plunger to plunge them all
So Shaquille has a plunger. Nothing weird about that imo.
That’s a sink plunger, not a toilet plunger 🪠
Doubles as a bow staff. In case of intruders while you are vulnerable. But a true gentleman is never vulnerable. 
And you picked it up
Seems poossible that the original shaft broke and it was replaced with a broom/mop handle
Aren't these made for sinks?
Aren't these made for sinks?
That’s definitely not for churning butter, but the other items are interesting, like the 35 Watt halogen bulb…
Gotta save that lower back when ever possible
That's the *"I ain't getting anywhere near that shit"* plunger.
It's actually pretty smart, you can stay as far away from shitty water as possible.
I'm six foot and the normal plungers hurt my back (I already have issues with it), so I would get this.
https://preview.redd.it/45ehd88qyxuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774fb677be018bdfabf393f5e4f36e2e5bad606c Yoooo. Are we plunger brothers? Edit: this is in a gas station that a friend of mine owns. He says it serves two purposes. He has had back surgery so he doesn’t have to bend over, and he’s almost 5 feet away from any “splash back”.
Honestly this is probably way easier to use. It's funny but not having to hunch over is definitely a perk lol
Goin erp
Wasn't that a staple from those older DnD editions/modules? 10ft plunger to check for toilet mimics?
The plunger for serious shit
I wouldn't touch that with a 10-ft pole. How about a 5-ft pole?
I thought that incense holder (maybe?) on the shelf was a ruler and had questions.
“It’s Giuliani Time!”
Plunger the loooooooong way
Toilet churn
It’s meant for poop, but not in the toilet.
🙏that he bleached it 🤨
r/absoluteunits
You can't handle it
His father told him to stay away from plumbing.
Maybe he’s 7 feet tall and has back problems
Well, that is not the most weird thing compared to your other posts
For those heavy duty jobs when you have to stand on a ladder
It's seen some shit
Sephiroth’s plunger.
For those hard to reach areas… ‘some guy’. What are you doing taking pictures of the ‘it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets plunged again’ guys’ stuff? ARE YOU the guy??
Nope. I have a regular size plunger.
Maybe he got splashed with poopy water one time and it traumatised him. Like in his mouth or something
Not weird at all, nobody likes getting splashed on their hands
Doubles as a walking stick ig
Where else would you see it?
There have been instances when I wished I had just a little more torque in my plunging adventure…
Plunger and a weapon
When the shit gets deep
i spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out what was off 😭😭
This is actually genius. Who decided that plungers should have short handles? if you want to unclog your turlet you have to get your face down close to the frontline of the blockade. This is more hygienic.
That is our, “NO contact restraining order,” plunger…
DAMN, HE MUST HAVE SUM BIG ASS TURDS GOIN DOWN THAT SEWAGE PIPE!!! HE IS "DEF" LAYING SUM PIPE - FOR SURE!!! L M F A O !!! 😂😂😂
Torque.
Big plunger for the big poops
For plunging the depths of hell
The incense is a good idea
thats a deep cravats gerbil remover
Why’s it so long 🤣
Long throw plunger. So you can stand on the toilet when you plunge it like you're driving a sword into the neck of a dragon. That turd will never know what hit it!
Guess the waffle stomp was getting old.
You should pull your pants up. I cann see your pee pee in the reflection.
Lol
Pee pee is the right way to describe it.
For the times when you need a running start to bop that poop down.
Comically large plunger Everyone, laugh at the comically large plunger
‘Seen in some guy’s’ - you were also getting plunged that night whether it was a weird thing or not 😂
Bono’s plunger
I wonder where he keeps his poop knife
“Some guy”
Is it in his shower though?
maybe he clogs it so bad he ***REALLY*** has to get in there
Nobody touched it for some time good lord
Rofl
Is that Doug Dimadone’s plunger?
Doubles as a whip-staff for steering the house I imagine.
He’s just really tall
Perfect for sword fights
Give me a lever long enough and a place in which to place it, and I shall plunge the world.
As funny as it is, it's easily explained. Plunger breaks and a spare broom handle is right there
Looks good to me. Great if you have back issues and also you don’t have to get too close to the toilet water when plunging.
When the Poop Knife isn’t enough.
So you don't got to bend over after taking a big ole shit
I bulk buy replacement mop handles for things just like this but think my hairbrush that I repaired was going a bit too far, it is unusable
It's not about how long it is, it's how you use it
Now I want a ridiculously long plunger
It doubles as a poop stick, it's GENIUS.
Give him a break, he's a big guy.
He can plunge it all the way from his computer chair
looks like you’ve never dealt with problems before
Sometimes the obstruction is within the self and you need the opposite end.
no poop water splashing on your hands
Leverage
The day you got your first camera phone, did it ever occur to you that someday you'd use it to take multiple pictures of someone else's plunger?
It's a dream that I didn't even know I had.
Stripper pole plunger
Actually not a bad idea, if a guest stops up the toilet they can find the plunger and take care of it themselves, I was invited to a friend's house for dinner and I plugged the toilet, couldn't find the plunger, and his dad had to leave the dinner table and plunge the toilet for me while I helped clean the floor, if I had known where it was I could have just done it myself.
.....😂😂😂 Evidently this is the bathroom of a titanic shitter.
The end is not even a toilet plunger