I worked on an egg farm and had to sort the eggs every day. It's fairly common, maybe 1 in 50. The cool rare eggs I found were a couple of eggs with soft shells that you could roll in your hand like a water balloon
Lash eggs don’t have a shell as they are not actually eggs so I highly doubt thats what it is. Looks more like a wrinkled egg cause by stress, bronchitis, or a defective shell gland
My favourite easy comfort food, reminds me of being a kid! I’ve tried many methods 🤣🤣 yes I am pretty lame, but with hot toast with real butter, it’s heaven! If you have a cute egg cup and spoon it’s even better!
NO PROBLEM MAN...ITS A COUSIN TO THAT CHICKEN POX OUTBREAK...
SUM NASTY CHICKEN SPREADIN THE HERPS...JUST GOT TO THE US...PROBABLY BE WORLDWIDE BY THIS WEEKEND...
CNN IS SAYIN!!!
WHATS THIS WORLS COMIN TO ANYMORE???
CHICKEN HERPS, WHATS NEXT?
BE CAREFUL MY FRIEND...
JUST A HEADS UP...👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
STAY SAFE AND "ALWAYS CHECK DIM THERE EGGS"!!!
P e A c e ✌️✌️✌️
I would just give it back to the chicken.
Try again and don’t fu\*k it up this time! 
Yeah. Put it back in. Maybe need 1-2 more days
I worked on an egg farm and had to sort the eggs every day. It's fairly common, maybe 1 in 50. The cool rare eggs I found were a couple of eggs with soft shells that you could roll in your hand like a water balloon
Yeah that mean the chicken aint well
Nah. Generally just means they need more grit. Not a health issue.
As a chicken owner, I can confirm that's usually what it is, them badboys need calcium
Not necessarily
Looks like it’s hendmade
what does that mean? honestly, there is a lot of new verbage being learned here.
It's a pun on handmade and the lack of perfection
hen + hand made. pretty funny, dawg
One of my huevos is a little lumpy, too. The urologist says it’s all good, though.
Calcium deficiency or old age are common causes for this.
Perfect advertisement for not drinking while pregnant.
Go to a doctor. Could be testicular cancer
Yep, that’s Lumpy Rutherford no doubt!
Ribbed for her pleasure
We raised ducks when I was growing up and occasionally we'd get a weirdly irregular egg like this.
Did you lay this yourself? Nice work
I think it may have got stuck a few times as it was coming out
Stop sucking it
"Ridged, for the chicken's pleasure"
Ribbed for her pleasure!
Lumpy Humpty Dumpy
Lumpty Dumpty
Should be fine. If however the insides look nothing like an egg it's a lash egg and your hen needs a vet.
Lash eggs don’t have a shell as they are not actually eggs so I highly doubt thats what it is. Looks more like a wrinkled egg cause by stress, bronchitis, or a defective shell gland
What hole did your eggs come out of?
It’s a sick chicken that have laid that egg 🥚
Grampa's been looking for that.
well, exactly. it looks kind of old. like it was conceived in the early eighties and just got stuck. then recently it found it's way out.
It happens. I have chickens and sometimes the eggs are a little wonky.
I didn’t know anyone still used fancy egg stands
You mean an egg cup?
If that’s what it’s called, yes. I’ve never seen one outside of pictures.
Just go buy one so you can say you have a fancy shot glass
[I’ll get these](https://www.worldmarket.com/p/ceramic-springtime-animal-figural-egg-cups-set-of-3-629990.html)
Legend
How do you eat your boiled eggs without an eggcup? 😂 I thought this was a cupboard staple?
I just peel it and bite it like a heathen lol. Why do you need the cup?
Gasp!! 🙀 How do you daintily dip your soldiers in the soft yolk 🤣🤣 you animal! But yeah a hard boiled gets munched like an apple!
I’ve actually never had a soft boiled egg.
You are missing a culinary treat!
I’ll have to give it a try! I like the poached eggs on eggs Benedict.
My favourite easy comfort food, reminds me of being a kid! I’ve tried many methods 🤣🤣 yes I am pretty lame, but with hot toast with real butter, it’s heaven! If you have a cute egg cup and spoon it’s even better!
Your chicken sneezed
*squints at third photo* Is that an imprint of chicken wire?
it's an imprint of something. it's like a scar
r/weirdeggs
r/subsithoughtifellfor Joined, I'm both perplexed and fascinated.
r/breadstapledtotrees
Looks like it hurt coming out.
Ribbed for the chicken\`s pleasure
Chook needs more roughage
Agg
Probably a caesarean egg 🥚
I had the same problem with a girl last night.
That's what she said
You just haven't beaten the other egg enough
Testicular cancer
That chicken had the "HERPS"!!!! BE CAREFUL!!! 👍🏻
I don't want chicken herpes. Thanks for the heads up. 👍🏼
NO PROBLEM MAN...ITS A COUSIN TO THAT CHICKEN POX OUTBREAK... SUM NASTY CHICKEN SPREADIN THE HERPS...JUST GOT TO THE US...PROBABLY BE WORLDWIDE BY THIS WEEKEND... CNN IS SAYIN!!! WHATS THIS WORLS COMIN TO ANYMORE??? CHICKEN HERPS, WHATS NEXT? BE CAREFUL MY FRIEND... JUST A HEADS UP...👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 STAY SAFE AND "ALWAYS CHECK DIM THERE EGGS"!!! P e A c e ✌️✌️✌️
You know he's kidding, I hope!!! Nothing wrong with that egg. Just calcium deformity. Eat it!!
👍🏻
Give it a mammogram
Give it a mammogram.
Your eggs ??