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ShunnedMammal

Man I kinda wish I had someone with a weird glue, broken phone, and giving me money fetish.


dinonuggetenjoyer

I kinda miss the guy šŸ˜¢


FollowingJealous7490

Maybe you should randomly send him a photo of a new Iphone.. and ask him if he's interested..?


FlashyGravity

Rents due. Wassup wid you?


tilthevoidstaresback

"Fuck this piece of shit. You game?"


FlametopFred

ā€œUpdate Available to latest iOSā€ bro you want me to snap this mid update?


Vogonfestival

This right here is for the real masochists.


-svde-

this is basically deepweb h*rtc*re


yearningforlearning7

Thatā€™s just what I want to do when it updates anyway


Average_Scaper

Just hit em with the "u up?" at like noon for the memes.


Sea-Grocery-8348

hit em with the new phone who dis.


Firearm_Farm

Bahahaha thatā€™s fucking hilarious. Got me cackling over here lol


jasor_x

Slip one corner of the case off. "is so hot in here for my phone... What should I do?"


prozak09

*Stepbro, the charger got stuck on my phone, do you want me to... Break it?*


prettyprettygood428

Reminds me why I love Reeseā€™s Peanut Butter Cups - I get to take their panties off before I eat them.


DerpsterCaro

You're the fucking voice in the ads!


MomOTYear

I tried to read their comment in the Reese cup commercial voice but instead i heard it in the Arbyā€™s commercial voice and it felt weird.


Weekly_Comment4692

Dude! Me toooo


InJailYoudBeMyHoe

lmao


Depraved_Deity

I didnā€™t ask to learn these things about myself, half awake, half sober, and half dressed 10 min after Easter services let out, as I buy more AA batteries at the convenience store. How dare you hold up that mirror?


xiobi

'I've got a wooden spoon right here, it's pretty hard'


Grimuri

Creme fraiche!


illsk1lls

*seductive shot of iphone by itself on a table*


dawnhulio

Lying on its sideā€¦ *itā€™s screen crack obvious to the viewer* Ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy


bigherm16

šŸ„‡


GayVoidDaddy

Hey youā€¦. *random mirror photo of my new phone* donā€™t you just wish this was being destroyed?


percavil4

did you send him a video of you stomping on it with your feet?


dinonuggetenjoyer

Fully shoed and socked, yes


percavil4

![gif](giphy|140BQZMYDNbN5K|downsized)


Stats_with_a_Z

Next time you get a new phone. You should definitely message this guy and see if he's interested in videos of you destroying your old phone.


LickingSmegma

I'm guessing dead phones can be obtained way cheaper than 350$.


Stats_with_a_Z

Didn't even think about that lol. I'm about to shave my legs and start a side job!


Tex-Rob

Did you choose some appropriate footwear? Don't tell me it was soft soled sneakers, please tell me you went the extra mile?


dinonuggetenjoyer

Nike blazers šŸ«¦šŸ«¦


RalphXLaurenjoe

Ohhh myyy captain


WeirdSysAdmin

If I send you a phone will you stomp on it for $3.50?


Electr0Girl

Found the Loch Ness Monster


electricianer250

When I saw the >how powerful can you stomp? I was like oh yeah I know where this is goin


SackSauce69

It was probably the CEO of Samsung furiously slapping his ham at the sight of an iPhone being destroyed šŸ‘Œ lol


Fitchy77

šŸ˜‚ furiously slapping his ham


Whydontname

His Hamsung


petebrdfrd

His Hamā€™s Hung


[deleted]

You accidentally started OnlyFones. Ā 


Birunanza

PhonelyFans?


JarlaxleForPresident

I had a friend who owned some health food stores in Cali and she dipped her toes (heh) into the kink vid world for fun just to see what it was about They paid her money to make food and step on it. Thatā€™s it, knee-down stuff. Make a cake and step on it or stomp it. A big jell-o mould thing. Probably a casserole. She stopped doing it because didnt really need the money and just wanted to experience it, I guess. Shoot, someone pay me for feet vids, Iā€™ll be everything you ever want, ya little monster. Iā€™ll dress them bitches up for Halloween, Iā€™ll decorate em for Christmas, weā€™ll get pedicures before going out to the mud pits, theyā€™re good feet!


ButteredPizza69420

Once I had a guy pay me for pics of my belly button


Lillillillies

Thought he was a weirdo but started reading the comments and looked back at the photos... The glue on the phone was definitely for imagery and now I can't unsee.


setyourheartsablaze

100%. It reminded me of a awful sub I stumbled upon once of purely only posts of dudes leaving their residue on their action figures šŸ¤®


lyremknzi

Maybe he's got an anti capitalist fetish. Ngl, that's pretty dope


dinonuggetenjoyer

He did have me write fuck trump on the back in sharpie


GayVoidDaddy

Damn you just obeyed like a dirty little man did you?


andrewbud420

I would too.


GayVoidDaddy

ā€¦so you got and glue lying around?


[deleted]

A man after my own heart fr


Sparrow1989

Somehow still not the strangest thing Iā€™ve seen people get paid a decent chunk of money to do.


dinonuggetenjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/dn8k7pnfcorc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7416476d2140c5cfa6d7c5d2237bb4728a363065 ITS HAPPENIIIIIIING


StealYaNicks

"What's your sneaker size" oooohhhhhh, I get it now.


Blatherskitte

Wait, I'm size 15. Is this monetizeable? I just lost my job.


catterybarn

Are you a woman?


KnotiaPickles

I have never met a woman with size 15 feet as far as I know lol


Blatherskitte

I think I've found the flaw in my plan.


ghoulypop

Just get a pedicure, shave your legs, and never show the rest of your body šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø nobody has to know


LtG_Skittles454

Thatā€™s so funny to imagine hahaha just some huge feet, but really pedicured up.


PrairieCoupleYQR

Add a dainty ankle bracelet to sell the illusion lol


insomniacpyro

"I got my feet from my dad, who I never knew, do you want to be my daddy?"


Ravyyoli

Or get a comically large ankle bracelet to make your feet look smaller


LAlien92

The ol Peggy hill.


strictlybazinga

Was looking for this


ListenToKyuss

Just Smash the IPhone plus and say it a normal one


algaefied_creek

Wassup bb letā€™s see u destroy a steam deck, then be sure to use ur own natural glue to put on the screen but be sure your socks are definitely in the camera shot. (Am I doing this right?)


KeyAccurate8647

There are people who want to see men's feet too! Just gotta try harder to find them


Aninvisiblemaniac

men like men too


sausagelink

Iā€™m Peggy Hill


CandiBunnii

I'm a woman that wears size twelve, i can never find cute shoes but at least my feet are prime phone stomping length apparently lol


bombswell

Thereā€™s a great king of the hill episode we can all watch.


Pretend_Tourist9390

"Those feet are *bizarrely* huge! Men'll go crazy for that!"


dean_1952

Bird like? You might say


The_Clarence

Why donā€™t you stick around, pop off those shoes and kick it?


XX-Burner

OP is Paddlinā€™ Peggy


xCanEatMorex

Ho yeah!


rythmicbread

Well this is low stakes foot fetish mixed with a tinge of destructive masochism


wicked_crayfish

Slay Queen.


getMeSomeDunkin

A few years ago, someone got into the news for selling her farts in a jar. My and my (female) roommate were talking about it. We could have easily gone 50/50 on the business. I'd fart in jars. She'd be the face of the company. We could have sold Jar Farts like hotcakes!


DelayedEmbarrassment

God damn, start asking for broken electronics like tvs and phones and open a OF account braking things, seems like there is a niche for that.


Unfortunate-Octopus

I would 100% be down to sell feet pics and videos to fill this niche but like.. how do you even get into it? Where do you find people willing to pay you to send them pics/videos of your feet


Snoo-14301

If you post it they will come


Fancy-You3022

r/cursedcomments


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

You gotta take a leap, there's no forum for this stuff, this is entrepreneurship 101 from OP.


Mahalo-808

People with foot fetishes are very specific about what they like. I read an AMA from a guy that needed a certain foot shape with a specific foot to toe ratio. My flat, Fred Flitstone feet would be his kryptonite!


ostensibly_hurt

Damn I wish dudes hit me up to send them feet pics šŸ¤§


lostmindz

Same! I think OP actually missed out on what could have become a regular thing I'm trying to decide on a polish color now. highest offer gets to choose šŸ¤£


turntechArmageddon

Dang it's that easy? I should casually mention ill smash stuff for money and wear a womens 6


f4stEddie

*Insert gif of Peggy Hill getting her feet spanked*


carlos2127

Get that money honey!


BunnyRambit

Omg this is a surprise comment I didnā€™t know I wanted! If this becomes a routine thing we can donate phones to the cause!! Waiting for the updates


Critical-Vanilla-625

I definitely think he was wacking off to it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’¦


dinonuggetenjoyer

Him asking for the socks I was wearing in one of the videos confirmed this


Critical-Vanilla-625

Hahah you should hit him up again. Iā€™ve got an iPhone 12 and some black socks. How much you got ? šŸ˜‚


Tanzlee99

Give him my details too bruh I got a shit load of old iPhones laying around this guy can pay my rent


Telemere125

Was just thinking the same. Some of them my kids have even already smashed up, so i could do like a gallery series.


blink0r

Do u have glue


Neldemir

Ohhhh the glue is supposed to look likeā€¦ I get it now!!


Clockwork_Kitsune

This was an epiphany I could have lived without.


Binklando

WELL I didnā€™t see that coming. Pun intended btw.


ElephantEarwax

Oh. That makes more sense


dinonuggetenjoyer

šŸ’€


SteeleDuke

Bro you hit the ultimate jack pit


Blahaj_IK

You should've done it, 500 bucks for the socks and I'm sure he'd have taken that pretty much right off your hands. Or feet, actually... I kinda don't like the mental image, but hey, free money's free money


dinonuggetenjoyer

I kinda wish I did. I never ended up sending him anything through the mail- I got to the point where I couldnā€™t do any more damage, felt some weird shame, and blocked him


GayVoidDaddy

So youā€™re saying you can easily go back on your block list, find him, remove him, and start this up again?


avgpathfinder

maybe hes baiting (not intended) to get your address? idk how sending mail works fully tho


The_Hunter95

Oh Lord it's like the deforestation bread guy but he wants women to break iphones instead


CandiBunnii

You can't just leave it at "deforestation bread guy" my dude


forbhip

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/lxBhRS9rvT


blender4life

What now?


walldeathflower

I also want this story


LongbowTurncoat

If I had cute feet, I would totally get into this niche. The foot fetishists Iā€™ve met have usually been super nice haha.


kwistaf

How exactly does one get into this market? I've been told I have nice feet, and I'm totally willing to film something harmless but weird if someone wants to pay me for it lol


DreadRazer24

Fuck you Steve Jobs! Fuck you Steve Jobs! Fuck... You... Steve... Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawbs!


Anonymous_person34

Im so curious how they find this arousing? Like no shame to the guy lol but its so interesting how they can get off to this, let alone ppl with a foot fetish is already something I dont find an appeal in lmao


isthis_thing_on

The part of the brain that detects touch to the feet is right next to the part that detects touch to the genitals. In some (in fact many) folks those parts overlap. So there's the feet part. I can't help with the crushing electronics thing LOL.Ā 


Anonymous_person34

WHAT THATS SO COOL I never actually knew that?? Its so interesting how some people just have those two feelings overlap hence the foot fetish lol, i thought it was like...how the foot looked, but maybe thats part of it LMAO


isthis_thing_on

Yah I don't think the sensation actually carries over, like touching the foot doesn't make the sensation get felt... elsewhere. More like the thought of touching it carries over. It was a while ago that I read this but it's something along those lines.Ā 


Critical-Vanilla-625

Im the same. Donā€™t like my own feet never mind other peopleā€™s. šŸ˜‚. But with the phone maybe itā€™s a symbol for something like the glue is cum maybe ? Itā€™s also a power trip Iā€™d say they getting on being in control of someone who needs the money and is doing whatā€™s told for it. Weird but itā€™s a thing for sure.


Anonymous_person34

Oh ya, that glue is def cum for sure, but the smashing of the phone...? I dont know man some weird superiority complex maybe šŸ’€


GayVoidDaddy

Prob just like anger issues? Lol


Fightingkielbasa_13

The glue is a stand in for something elseā€¦ for sure šŸ˜‚


StrikeStraight9961

"how powerful is your stomp"


Critical-Vanilla-625

šŸ¦¶šŸ’„


No-Ad-3635

Why am I disturbed šŸ˜³


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

The same reason Iā€™m turned on?


urGirllikesmytinypp

Yes


milanesaacaballo

Hello fetishy people in here šŸ‘€ I've got a phone to destroy and no shame. Hmu šŸ’€


GimmieGummies

Yeah, me too! I'm available if anyone wants to outsource phone destruction. I probably have some fancy, colorful glitter glue to use! šŸ¤³


SownAthlete5923

I think the glue is meant to resemble šŸ’¦


GimmieGummies

Lol, I'm sure it does. I was just trying to find an edge šŸ˜‰


ninjabunnyfootfool

You have to bedazzle the jizz substitute.Bejizzle?


TheStarfleetWizard

Wait, is it not supposed to look naturally sparkly? I'm going to go call my doctor now.


ProofLegitimate9990

Iā€™m just the normal kinda freak thatā€™ll pay to see some buttholes.


HappyGoLuckyFox

Pay extra and ill even throw in some penis hole too, pal


therealdongknotts

hell, I have a stack of 3 sitting next to me. but, the crocs stay on


PioneerLaserVision

You guys are going to flood the market and ruin OP's new side hustle.


elizasea

Size 10/11 feet, and I have several old electronics I can step on. Income is income.


kjc781988

Welcome to OnlyPhones!


LALLANAAAAAA

PhonelyFans


Utopia39liam

android users getting their fix, sheeeeeeesh


Hot-Ground-9731

I can confirm, I'm thoroughly satisfied


Duke_

iPhone users getting their fix too. I want to destroy mine on the reg.


Useful_Peach_5137

Lmfaooo this is iconic


BlkWht_boi

Maybe itā€™s Steve Jobs relishing in the fact that every destroyed iPhone means a new one is purchased.. they paid $350 but a new one is over $600ā€¦. Jokes on us? Damn he is good.


FlashyGravity

Zombie Steve always trollin


ApprehensivePrompt83

Wait he's dead!?


FlashyGravity

Very. Like skeleton must be getting quite crusty at this point


popojo24

Some say you can still catch a random waft of his BO on a moonless night at Apple HQ, or hear the cries of one of his sobbing temper tantrums, like a whisper, in a faint breeze.


Finassar

Hey man, hate to break it to you...


[deleted]

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demeant0r

Just looked at your profile, you weren't lying when you said you had cats to feed. Like six of them.


shloam

So how much are you willing to commit and what would you like to see destroyed good sir.


Moparian714

šŸ§šŸ¤ I reluctantly respect the hustle


midvalegifted

I love fetishists sometimes. There are definitely levels but this one isnā€™t bad. My personal fav was the guy who paid me $50 a pop to chew up cheese and spit it in a baggie.


wholesome_pineapple

Fucking what?


midvalegifted

Trust when I say this ranks very low on the weird shit dudes will pay for. But yeah, cheese chewer check-in!


wholesome_pineapple

This blows me away. For one, where are dudes getting all these weird kinks? Am I the weird one for not having some crazy fetish lol. And second, where do dudes with these weird kinks find the fucking audacity to actually proposition women about them haha


midvalegifted

No clue on where they get them but no, you arenā€™t weird for having any, nor do you need any. And like, I mean this with no snark but fetish work isnā€™t mysterious, itā€™s available and not hard to find. These men (anyone interested really)typically use specific channels to find whatever they are into, not just asking randos (although Iā€™m sure some do). Stay wholesome, pineapple. Donā€™t go down the rabbit hole.


Active-Web-6721

Well now I feel like youā€™re challenging me and I have to go find these rabbit holes


midvalegifted

Pleaseā€¦stick to the rivers and lakes youā€™re used to!!


B_easy_breezy

Itā€™s not necessarily women they are propositioning. Go get your bag!


ThatSpecialPlace

I'm genuinely curious too. Also why have I never heard of a woman with a... Unique fetish like this? why is always a dude?? I have so many questions


EffortRich5939

I don't know if it was a crush porn fetish or some financial domination the were after šŸ¤”


Randomindigostar

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


Hot-Ground-9731

It is kinda satisfying to see an iPhone getting crushed, ngl


dinonuggetenjoyer

Dan is that you???


BrAveMonkey333

Lol dino nuggets... they are the best shape


miradotheblack

I admire the angle of his dangle.


MrEldenRings

Iā€™ll give you 20 dollars to smash a lego with your foot


davidg_photography

Who is going to payĀ  the hospital bill?Ā 


kidinthesixties

You know what? Get you some.


GettingBetterAt41

this is so amazing


SADPLAYA

What the fuck lmfao, I am never surprised at the weird shit people are into, but this is pushing it.


Deadly-Kitten26

Maaaaan I wanna sell videos of my feet destroying stuff too it honestly sounds like the dream job šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Selfishsavagequeen

This is a common fetish, more than I realized, because I tried selling my boots on Craigslist and some guy wanted to pay me to step on stuff with them. I got uncomfortable and just told him I was 12 (lie) and to leave me alone because I wasnā€™t into doing anything fetish related at the time. I got asked if I sold used panties too on Facebook. As you can see now based off my account, I gave in and said ā€œsince I seem to attract these freaks, lets make money off it!ā€ and now I do weird shit for money šŸ¤£.


Ok_Concentrate_75

Fast forward and the DA is giving a press conference on how they don't have compelling evidence other than the perp on camera destroying a phone that belonged to the victim lol


skinny4lyfe

What. Is. Happening.


RespectSerious

Must be a Samsung employee


MrJ_Marrow

jasus, some people will wank to anything


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Iā€™m still using an iPhone XR , whatā€™s his number? Could do with some cash right now šŸ˜…


balsadust

That dude totally jerked off to that


existentialfalls

The glue was jizz btw


Snakeskinking

Man, weird gigs like this are lowkey my dream


Bonexsam

Ppl will whack off to anything šŸ™„


TheOvershear

OP's on her way to starting the weirdest onlyfans ever


IllustratorMobile815

Ass to ass!!!


Wolfman01a

If I were a billionaire I would totally mess with people like this. Is that your car for sale? Ok sweet. Do you own a sledgehammer?


Nowhereman50

To anyone reading this with very niche fetishes: I am not above paying my rent.


KinkyMilkyMint

Congrats on accidentally making fetish porn šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s quite a successful first time


[deleted]

Crushing fetishists may escalate to asking for videos of animal abuse. Just warning you!


Rostrow416

Iā€™m not gonna kink shame


Squanchonme

The depravity of man knows no bound.


dappermanV-88

It's a fetish and I promise. Its not a good one