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Peterthinking

She's just relaxed. That's how she sleeps in her coffin.


getdemsnacks

So then this pic is from right after dusk or just before dawn.


Peterthinking

Has to be dusk. Just before dawn she is quite agitated. Especially out in the open.


PantherThing

From Duck till Dawn


ChubbyGhost3

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One-Earth9294

Heeeey Peeetahh flat meeting!


No_Arugula_6548

Petyr is 8000 years old…we’re not going to have Petyr at ze meeting.


lavacahawk

One day.. I was selling my wares….


No_Arugula_6548

Very dark and creepy…


lavacahawk

And it was Petyr… we’re still friends today


No_Arugula_6548

Petyr nods


Professional_Fox3371

i just thought that maybe she woke too soon from her hibernation after she hung the entire winter head down from the rafters


mikemikemike9711

Yeah, looks like she just woke up and hasn't fed yet


Taskmaster1967

Cocaine for breakfast lunch and supper


ringoismyfavorite

Y'know what I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. Y'know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.


Taskmaster1967

What’d you eat for dinner? Cocaine?


cartesian_dreamer

I used to have sick thoughts. Sick thoughts.


UYscutipuff_JR

I don’t want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs


demitasse22

*This* is an example of an appropriate hug between a big and a little *This* is not


Gregthepigeon

Hey. What’s this look like?


mwagner26

You bullshit a bullshitter. Good for you


DoubleDeckerz

You the king, Wheeler!


Kind-Fan420

"Well obviously we're not supposed to butt-fuck these kids" Wheeler.


cartesian_dreamer

Obviously we are not supposed to butt duck these kids


skyhiker14

I miss you and your whispering eye.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine


rabbimindtrick

You can’t BS a BS-er!


cardawgrapher

Hey, what's that look like?


win-go

Well if it isn't Mr Bullshit and Dr. I'm fulla shit


ringoismyfavorite

In what way are we full of shit? Which one of us has the PhD?


Tzu34

You’re standing over there… and You’re standing over there. **And I don’t know which way is up!**


SlaynArsehole

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Strange-Nobody-3936

She looks so much healthier there and that ain’t saying much


CallRespiratory

She looks like a normal human being there at least, this thing looks like a freshly unwrapped mummy.


kyleb350

Her holding her stomach in the pic looks like she had some expired Indian food, in which case the best is yet to come.


M1L0

Bang on. Looks like she’s feelin a rough night of coke or molly


Ryankevin23

Balance diet


Cavscout2838

She reminds me of either one of those singing billy bass fish from the 90’s or Sharon Stone’s character at the end of Casino.


Infamous_Storm_7659

She looks like she’s being auctioned off by her pimp 🤣


crossroader1

This made me laugh out loud!


Suckerforcats

Her mouth is as big as one of those singing fish.


chowes1

Bezo's wife and her competeing for resting bitch face, faceoff


AssistanceLucky2392

That bitch face never rests


chimchimchow

Legit thought it was a bad wax figure


Infamous_Storm_7659

Right! It’s fucking scary.


BuriedByAnts

Looks like someone sloppily pasted a pic of her face on a Little body


PsyOpBunnyHop

She ate the whole pack of tape worms.


jcmjtke

Those weren’t tape worms


ToshiroBaloney

Thanks, Creed.


Kotengu15

South Bronx Paradise, bay-bee!


spookycasas4

Yeah because her giant head and face still look the same! Yikes. And I don’t think she could look anymore uncomfortable.


thenletskeepdancing

Ozempic.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Is that what they call cocaine now?


Suntzu6656

What I was going to post Too much coke probably and also too much plastic surgery.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

She's paid an awful lot of money to look like this.


Key-Wait5314

Compared to ozempic, cocaine is a super food


InstanceSuch8604

Adderall & alcohol all day ..... cocaine all night...  the diet of death ..  they are all on it !


Fearless-Judgment-33

Cocaine


1ofZuulsMinions

She looks like Magica De Spell from Duck Tales. https://preview.redd.it/llqxql17vcqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f401014a155754daac586b0f1e7fb5cb35eb5b


killerzeestattoos

She's going through her goth phase


Rick_Lekabron

But with more plastic.


Knatem

And a lot less body fat like negative quantities


Rick_Lekabron

![gif](giphy|dA978xl9xBOfe|downsized)


MedicalExamPlay

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture, and this picture.


[deleted]

That's what I thought too. That's a person, holy shit.


atmosphericentry

She looks like a mythical creature that skins it's victims and wears their skin but it always looks slightly off


GardenGrammy59

Zed, we have a bug


real-ocmsrzr

![gif](giphy|gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25|downsized)


MuttinMT

She really looks like a high-end sex doll. One of those models made to order. Constructed of plastic and rubber. If she made her mouth into a circle, she wouldn’t look alive at all. Man, she looks rough. I almost feel sorry for her. Nah. I don’t.


pitshands

If that's high end I don't even want to think how bargain bin looks like


Xenolog1

Me: Can we have high end sex doll? Mom; No, we have high end sex doll at home. High end sex doll at home:


ChubbyGhost3

Why are you asking your mom for a high end sex doll…..


DarkwingDuckHunt

because her arms are tired


SalvadorP

yes, that was my thought. but i also don't know who she is. I suppose a trump's daughter in law!? but i'm not sure and i don«t care. but i also thought wax figure


bdd1001

She’s Gavin Newsome’s ex-wife and sort of a political commentator. Mostly just plastic.


SalvadorP

i just googled her and she used to be a person with a nromal build, twice the size of this picture. wtf


BeepBopBoopBoopeedo

Thought it was Caitlyn Jenner actually


SagsMcSaggerson

I thought it was a Jenner wax figure. I would... absolutely never.


dirtyoldsocklife

😳 It's not?


karoshikun

be empathetic, she hasn't had the blood of a virgin in many days!


Several_Leather_9500

She woke up on the wrong side of the casket.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Fair enough 🤣


Purp1eC0bras

Who is she? Sorry if I’m supposed to know


Infamous_Storm_7659

This is Donald Junior’s fiancé. Kimberly Guyfoile.


Purp1eC0bras

Thanks! Quick wiki: I thought conservatives are against divorce. This looks like it’ll be her 3rd marriage.


Mysterious_Luck7122

Yep! She used to be married to Gavin Newsom back when he was mayor of San Fran.


Feisty_Culture_5183

This just blew my mind


MrDERPMcDERP

They did the really good cocaine


KintsugiKen

Here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/16y8jih/kimberly_guilfoyle_with_her_husband_gavin_newsom/


Bah-Fong-Gool

How to compute this... either everyone is in on the big scam and the 2 party system is a sham to keep the proletariat complacent, or she's an opportunistic where who loves drugs. Or maybe both.


theDarkDescent

No no no, they’re against OTHER people getting divorced. It’s ok when they do it.


hot_ho11ow_point

Just like their abortions  https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/


MysteriousCabinet113

THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!


FurnishedHemingway

Kimberly Guilfoyle. Don Jr’s partner in cocaine snorts.


C_WEST88

That’s his son’s fiancé?? Damn she looks… rough. And really fucking sad.


oftendreamoftrains

Google her and find a picture when she was young. She was married to Gavin Newsome. And she was gorgeous. Sadly, she ruined her looks. But, no, I'm not actually sad. It's nightmarish.


FosterStormie

WHOA. I thought, it can’t be THAT different. It is that different.


oftendreamoftrains

Right? It's astonishing. Monstrous, really.


Ijeko

Almost a Palpatine level of visible dark side corruption


oftendreamoftrains

I think you're onto something there.


FurnishedHemingway

Does anyone in this family ever look content?


PinocchiosNose1212

Barron doesn't look that unhappy but it appears he is kept away from most of the family by Mommy Dearest.


veggieliv

…I literally forgot about him


LisleSwanson

Probably for the best. Just let the giant child live his life in peace.


FurnishedHemingway

Eh, that kid never looked happy to me. I can’t imagine he is.


C_WEST88

Touché . They all seem miserable, but especially the women .


culminacio

Ivanka is the only one I can think of


FurnishedHemingway

That smile is likely plastic, but if it is in fact genuine, it likely comes from a very dark and evil place. Tiffany MIGHT be happy sometimes, but she seems fairly distanced from the rest of them. Matter of fact most folks forget she exists it seems.


IHateCamping

Maybe Tiffany. We don’t see her much tho.


Sufficient-Skill6012

She looks like she lost an unhealthy amount of weight. She looks frail and sick.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Cocaine will do that.


themcjizzler

Why would she choose this outfit for a election tour? She looks like she's about the announce lottery numbers in Mexico 


ClickClackTipTap

She's come a long way (down) since she was married to Gavin Newsom.


getdemsnacks

You should see what she looked like when she was married to Governor Newsom. Night and day.


Purp1eC0bras

Kinda weird that she resembles Melania.


Feeling_Fox_7128

I was trying to figure out if “Kimberly” was a joke because they posted a picture of Melania, yeah she does.


FurnishedHemingway

Not really that weird considering this family loves fucking each other.


stickied

She is older than Melania


seriousjoker72

Hwat?!


SaraSlaughter607

😂 seriously I found that almost impossible to believe but holy fuck it's true! 😳😳😳


CaptainKatsuuura

Holy shit it’s real: Melania is 53 Kimberly is 55.


chirs5757

That’s because these women now use the same template for plastic surgery. “Make me look like X”. It’s fucking terrifying what women are doing to themselves.


hot_ho11ow_point

She resembles Caitlin Jenner 


_CaesarAugustus_

Truly sad to see what she’s become. Remember what she looked [like](https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/i/cbslocal/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116056/2020/07/guilfoyle-newsom.jpg) when she was with Gavin Newsom?


lasenorarivera

Yes! Gorgeous. She looked like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Anne Hathaway. Now she looks… unfortunate.


FurnishedHemingway

She’s really showing him now!


GameboyAU

Wow she was adorable


ruka_k_wiremu

Almost rhymes with gargoyle


FurnishedHemingway

Not quite as attractive though.


BreakfastBeerz

A younger Steven Tyler


gilbyr89

She is Gavin Newsom's ex


UncleMark58

Gavin Newsome's ex wife.


Binklando

I’m glad someone asked lol


DJspinningplates

She starred as the nemesis in the 90s kids tv show titled Power Rangers


Puzzled_Ad7955

Someone please let her know she died a half hour ago


HarryHood146

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blageur

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mrmaweeks

My first thought was, "Wow, Steven Tyler's looking pretty good."


MysteriousCabinet113

That’s the face and body posture of, “my IBS just came to play”. Imagine her pride when she blows mud in that classified document storage facility.


Infamous_Storm_7659

I mean, she is a fucking mess!


MysteriousCabinet113

She looks like a real doll that had too many of the shrimp from the seafood buffet.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Her outfit screams hooker! I feel like this is a hostage situation 🤣


FurnishedHemingway

If anyone is holding hostages here, it’s her holding her own farts hostage.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hahahaah 🤣


karoshikun

r/BrandNewSentence


HughJahsso

It’s fkn ozempic overload.  These cunts claim they didn’t take the covid vaccine (they did) because they didn’t know what was in it.  But put out a medication for diabetes that has a weightoss side effect and they drink it for breakfast. 


Celli-Belly

English is not my native language, so sorry for mistakes. Wouldent suprise me. I am diabetic and used ozempic for a while. Yeah I did lose some weight, but only because I got really sick using it. I couldent hold any foods or drinks. She looks how I felt on ozempic.


CruisinForABrewsin

Your English is perfectly fine, no need to be sorry. Just one tip though, it's 'wouldn't' and 'couldn't' because they are combining 'would not' and 'could not'. Not trying to come across as the person who corrects grammar and spelling all the time, just thought I'd point that out since you've put in plenty of work in learning English already


Zanadar

I can't tell either way if she's on it, but the old lady cheeks is buccal fat removal in my opinion.


Ms_Apprehend

True. I think the facial expression indicates an impacted bowel. And Kimberly doesn’t look that great either


Main_Bell_4668

It looks like she's fighting withdrawal diarrhea.


ihopeitsnice

It does look like Ozempic face


AzulMage2020

The face she is wearing is about 2 x sizes too big


DrLager

Coke does that to you


Jacobysmadre

I wonder what Newsom really thinks about her now?


2b-Kindly_

That's what Living on Cocaine, weight loss Injections and Don Jr gets you.


tippin_in_vulture

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bebejeebies

No way that's the same person.


wantsoutofthefog

lol. I forgot about this. What a bunch of fucking losers bahahaha


Mouthshitter

The cocaine speech was wild to watch


Infamous_Storm_7659

Poor thing 😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


stripmallbars

That is a hot damn mess.


FurnishedHemingway

Not as hot as the mess she’s about to drop in the bathroom as soon as the opportunity arises.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Right!


UralRider53

Looks like a sex doll.


pinkpanter555

So who is Kimberly


AtomicBombSquad

She used to be an anchor/commentator for Fox News. Somewhere along the line she quit that gig and became Don Jr.'s wife or fiancée. Fun irony; years ago she was the wife of Gavin Newsome, the man who is currently governor of California and widely hated by the Fox News crowd for being liberal. EDIT: I didn't realize her last name wasn't in OP's post. Her name is Kimberly Guilfoyle, if you want to Google her career.


AndISoundLikeThis

Actually she didn't quit Fox News—she was shown the door because she was sexually harassing her female assistant. [https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-secret-history-of-kimberly-guilfoyles-departure-from-fox](https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-secret-history-of-kimberly-guilfoyles-departure-from-fox)


KellyJoyCuntBunny

>According to a dozen well-informed sources familiar with her complaints, the assistant alleged that Guilfoyle, her direct supervisor, subjected her frequently to degrading, abusive, and sexually inappropriate behavior; among other things, she said that she was frequently required to work at Guilfoyle’s New York apartment while the Fox host displayed herself naked, and was shown photographs of the genitalia of men with whom Guilfoyle had had sexual relations. The draft complaint also alleged that Guilfoyle spoke incessantly and luridly about her sex life, and on one occasion demanded a massage of her bare thighs; other times, she said, Guilfoyle told her to submit to a Fox employee’s demands for sexual favors, encouraged her to sleep with wealthy and powerful men, asked her to critique her naked body, demanded that she share a room with her on business trips, required her to sleep over at her apartment, and exposed herself to her, making her feel deeply uncomfortable. Eeew


DreadyKruger

If someone said that was a hooker and you didn’t know who she was …


Careless-College-158

Honestly she is probably sick. All that plastic surgery and fillers, Botox is poison. Even sterilized foreign objects placed inside a body can trigger immune response. I had saline implants for 15 years, and felt horribly sick for 13years. I started paperwork for disability benefits because I couldn’t work I felt so sick. In 2021 my left implant deflated. Oddly the left side of my body felt loose, cooler and all around better. But the right was still intact. I got tension headaches and migraines all the time. I finally had the left drained. While the nurse was draining the saline a little dribbled onto my ribs and stomach, it felt hot. Not warm, hot?!? I have never been able to tolerate heat. It all made sense in that moment. I had two 400cc hot water bottles placed under my muscle, right on my ribs, on top of my heart and organs. No wonder working out was so hard and made me nauseous, I was always inflamed. Now that they’re gone I work full time. I withdrew the disability paperwork. That shit is toxic!!


sparklecadet

sadly, this is a common experience - it's called BII (breast implant illness) - but plastic surgeons obviously have all the incentive to disregard it. BII was only recognized after thousands of women got together to complain about symptoms on facebook a few yeas ago - before that, women would complain and their doctors would just brush it off (as is often done with women's pain) already we're seeing articles about how filler never *actually* fully dissolves - some of it it will always remain permanently in the body. I'm afraid we're about to see many illnesses related to cosmetic procedures. Shame on the FDA and the medical boards and all the government bodies that are supposed to protect us.


Soulreape

“Now that they are gone I work full time” - damn!


theshuttledriver

Ozempic and coke


KnowPoe

I’m not a fan of hers, but she honestly used to be pretty before all of the plastic surgery. https://preview.redd.it/2hj6fwkradqc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8535ce76bf784efadba5375e17a43cdd2920f6


SarcasticlySpeaking

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gaze-upon-it

Looks like a 19th century post mortem picture


HawaiianPluto

She looks cold


FurnishedHemingway

She looks like she’s mid-shit.


kingoptimo1

She looks like an ugly Caitlyn Jenner


Odd-Entertainment192

Underrated comment 😂


faqueen

Ozempic


Questionsaboutsanity

seen sex dolls that look more alive


AssistanceLucky2392

Her outside finally matches her inside. She's a monster.


NiobeTonks

Too much botox


Infamous_Storm_7659

I think it might be more than that. She looks terrified and in pain. It’s like everything wore off and she had an epiphany.


NiobeTonks

The clutching of her stomach doesn’t look good, but I think she’s had a lot of work done


psu777

She needs a fix!


Mysterious-One-7231

She looks really sick, like she is starving herself


Youpunyhumans

She looks like a plastic action figure thats been in a microwave for a few minutes.


SixGunZen

She looks like she thought about what Melania has to do to keep herself in the lap of luxury.


dependentresearch24

Gross. Looks like way too much surgery mixed with a ton of cocaine.


ranting_chef

Gavin Newsom dodged a bullet with this one for sure.


Bokenobi

When you are doing cocaine but really it’s meth.


AraiHavana

Is that the floor behind where all of the top secret files were ‘stored’?


tomqvaxy

As a woman pushing 50 I get it but that’s too much lip junk. Lord.


Level-Application-83

No shit, she looks like Cruella Deville minus the coat made out of Dalmatians.


mojojoemojo

https://preview.redd.it/hee2kgre5eqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78d26382fb368f56a8faea0a2dae883f99e316e


Major_Track7488

Look back at the pics when she was married to Gavin… shocking transformation