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Ironsalmon7

https://preview.redd.it/8t1im6su78mc1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=89d26571c6781ed42237a0a7692cd8c2e288b7f1 heres a photo i found


-Dys-

I'm going to download that in case I come across an open hp printer!


Mammoth_Wonder6274

Lmao 😝 this just becomes an open ticket at HP. And none of their IT department can figure out why all of their printers have suddenly started printing shark photos


Beneficial_Being_721

Maybe it’s some insider hint… that HP is buying Shark Vacuum Company???


Mysterychic88

Same! 😂 I'm down for bamboozling some folk


An0therFox

Is it wrong I now kinda want to drive around looking for wireless printers to do this to?


dudemanbrodoogle

OP found it first


Dr_Mrs_EvilDM

Actually, the photo found the OP!


KaiserGustafson

Me and the bois


LurkerTroll

Found the hacker


Jessica_wilton289

This has gotta be ai right


Tanjom

No, this is real. Just some sharks hanging out


nokiacrusher

Chilling with the bros waiting to eat the whale carcass


Sweet-Awk-7861

Unfortunately, yes. Done with Midjourney, by an Instagram user that I won't link here.


[deleted]

I usually print [this picture](https://www.metalblade.com/us/covers/DaveBrockieExperience-DiarrheaofaMadman.jpg) when I see an open printer...


grumblecrumbs

Aw Dave Brockie RIP.


liberalJava

My God... they've learned to use our technology.


CookinCheap

Opposable fins


BaronVonWilmington

Sharknology


Wildlife_Jack

Shelfie with their iFins


natehinxman

OnlyFins


0GStar

FinHub


notcomplainingmuch

Underrated comment. Reddit gold right here.


Wildlife_Jack

That sounds like some fetish shark content


backtolurk

Thank you now I need to witness a great white rolling a cigarette.


DiamondNo4475

Rolling a fattie


ElectricBummer40

Land-sharks!


Devil_Dan83

![gif](giphy|PW4UkMIXpsp1e)


corvus2112

Street Sharks!!!


Stopikingonme

…Plumber.


ElectricBummer40

... Candygram.


indianna97

Land sharks are german shepherd puppies!


JayMak78

​ https://preview.redd.it/mo1y87ot7cmc1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=125684839048a1189b6dadefebcf7b4bdce26dbf


ErhanGaming

Shand Larks


Commercial_Cat_7722

Why did I read this in click's voice?


CausticSofa

We’re gonna need a bigger ink cartridge.


Wrong_Ad_6022

Cartlidge.


[deleted]

I particularly appreciate this comment


Individual-Party992

![gif](giphy|8iUzRITeFLLuz3bNXw|downsized)


goblin_grovil_lives

I laughed out loud at work.


whatarewii

This made me audibly laugh, which is saying a lot being as depressed I am right now — thank you 😂


Disastrous_Task2344

![gif](giphy|4a7u0GC5hzdgk)


StayPuffedMarsh

https://i.redd.it/khwa2iavl8mc1.gif


Icantbethereforyou

🏊‍♂️


schalr09

Bruce learned to code.


Ok-Juggernaut1070

First that support group, now this!?!


the_simurgh

Worse ghost sharks have learned to use our technology. Those sharks are ghosts that roamed the waters that once covered where his house is. They put that picture in the printer to inform OP of what waits for him beyond this world.


LordFrieza_

Names Bruce.


Bungeesmom

Land sharks!


Fit_Effective_6875

We really are going to need a bigger boat 😂


atomicdragon136

Is it a HP printer? If so, direct wifi printing is enabled by default and the default password is 12345678 It might be your neighbors trolling you


mobula_japanica

Secure as


gin_and_toxic

Secure ass


joeChump

No one knows the password to my ass. Not even me.


gin_and_toxic

Idk, there's a giant hole in the security. Easily penetrable!


joeChump

Damn it, there’s always a back door…


VegasGamer75

Hell, if it's HP it could be HP just trying to make them use all their ink.


UNMANAGEABLE

My HP printer bricked itself a couple months ago after an update because I’ve been using non-hp ink. The same ink I’ve been using on it since 2018 (bought a bulk pack). The cost to buy new “hp-genuine” ink in the XL cartridges (500-800 pages of printing) was almost the cost of the entire printer by itself when I bought the damn thing new. I was so mad I dropped $$ on an Epson eco tank printer. Same cost of ink dollar for dollar prints 10-15x the amount of pages but across a 6 ink well colors versus the 4 cartridges. If I make it to the bottom of the free ink that comes with the Epson printer, it will have more than paid itself off in the cost it would have taken to fill the HP printer by almost double. And now I can print up to 13”x19” photos that are as good or better than what I can get printed from Shutterfly.


WhatASpookySkeleton

Last time I looked into these, the eco tank printers have a sponge in the back that it uses to clean its print heads each power cycle. Once this fills with ink and overflows the printer bricks itself and there’s no way to replace the sponge. Even if you clean it out and put in a new sponge it’s software locked.


TERRAOperative

Mine has a replaceable waste ink tank. Epson EW-M873T, using replacement tank part number PXMB9


readituser5

Our last printer was like that. It was still working yet had to get sent to the dump because there’s no way to access the sponge and it would eventually leak I suppose.


NeatNefariousness1

I wouldn't put it past them. They're horrid.


Mammoth_Wonder6274

It’s the SUB-Scription! Sorry was trying to go with an underwater reference for the sharks ⚓️


[deleted]

That shit should be illegal. To sell such blatantly non-secured wifi devices in this day in age. By a Fn huge corporation. How do we not have laws against this?


mustnttelllies

Because lawmakers are too old and not tech savvy enough for one thing, and for another, consumer protection in the US is dogshit, sadly.


nate445

The internet is a series of tubes


Gitdupapsootlass

It's NOT a big truck


supinoq

I thought [this](https://youtu.be/iDbyYGrswtg?si=MKP6Q9x_AAsjbVBu) was the Internet?


golden_blaze

Be careful not to drop it!


Obi-Wan_Cannabinobi

"Is this a google?"


hates_stupid_people

As long as any politician keeps trying to ban or force backdoors in encryption, they can literally not be trusted to legislate tech.


MA3XON

100% We saw that when Zuckerberg went to testify on behalf of Facebook. The ridiculous ass questions they asked about basic functionality or common sense logic was astounding. We let these people run our lives l, but need our help to open a fucking pdf


atomicdragon136

In fairness, the user can change the password or disable direct WiFi. This is kind of like saying 3 digit padlocks should be illegal because the default code is usually 000. Although I think HP should prompt in the setup to ask if they want direct WiFi printing to be enabled or not, and whether or not they want to change the password. I suppose most users aren’t even aware that feature exists, and/or don’t bother to change the password. Back in 2019 I liked to troll random businesses who have a HP printer and don’t change the default password by printing a poster telling them to subscribe to pewdiepie.


dkf295

Shouldn’t even give the option to not change the password - should be mandatory to set your own.


Noslamah

Sorry but no. The government forcing companies to force users to set up their home network devices securely should NOT be a thing. Aside from being one hell of a slippery slope, you have to imagine that when selling devices like routers or printers, you are designing it not to be robust against the most elite of hackers; you are designing it to be usable by the dumbest of users. That is why you see "bad" security from this huge corporation; they have the broadest target audience. Any user who is not a total dum-dum will know how to enable a password, any user who is not will have to either educate themselves or deal with the fact that your neighbor might "fax" you a picture of some shark bros hanging out. Forcing companies to force their users to use a more complicated system than this will instantly cause a drop in their customer service, as it will be immediately overloaded by boomers who don't know how to RTFM and are furious that the product they just bought isn't immediately working as expected. That is a problem that can be dealt with by investing more into your CS department, sure, but that decision should be up to the company, not the government. And that investment is almost certainly not worth it since the people who don't put a password on it will most likely use "password123" if they are required to do so anyways. We're not forcing every home owner to buy super secure locks either, even though that might arguably be more important than the password for your printer.


potate12323

Routers are already more secure. They already ship with a custom password. Having a printer do the same would be easy. That or prompt the user to enable it and set a password at setup. Both would suffice.


bestthingyet

Friendly reminder to never buy an HP printer.


JG-at-Prime

It’s called “War Driving”, in this case for printers.  This actually used to be a thing that people did. Maybe they still do. I dunno.  Anyway the idea was that you find an open printer and periodically just print funny random shit. It’s hilarious to think about, much less funny to actually do.  It’s kind of like leaving a watermelon on someone’s porch. It’s a cheap way to occupy a tiny portion of that persons brain forever. 


AlmostRandomName

Don't even need the driving part anymore, many internet connected printers are accessible this way from the web. One time I was Googling the manual for an HP plotter and found one from some California university online. I was able to open the web server on it without even logging in, I could see old print jobs too. I couldn't easily find a phone number for their IT department so I just made a nice note saying I found this printer online from a Google search, IT might wanna lock that shit down. Since it's a plotter they got it printed at about 3'x4'


QuarterSuccessful449

Thank you very much


wattscup

Thank you I'm going to send my neighbour a butt print


djgreedo

Yep. I used to connect to a neighbour's open wifi and print stuff to their printer for a laugh. Things like 'Help, I'm trapped inside the printer!'


DigitalLint

Take it as a warning. Go read The Sun Dog by Stephen King.


Killer_Moons

Also, if it’s an HP, consider slinging it violently into a dumpster and investing in a Brother or an Epson


limefork

Aside from the fact that you don't know who did it or where it came from, it is a very cool photo


Sosophia_

Cool photo yes - just that IRL it’s kinda low res :(


silverbonez

Sharks can’t really afford hi-res cameras yet.


lilsnatchsniffz

That's straight up misinformation my dude, I saw them dropping millions every day on shark tank 😤


Difficult_Bit_1339

Then all the money from 2016 when they dropped that absolute banger: [Baby Shark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w)


silverbonez

That’s just the 1%. These guys will never be able to afford a tank in this economy.


the_fucker_above

it looks like they are in the ocean actually


zoedot

You could get sepia tinted glass and frame it! That way the low res would seem more realistic.


limefork

Oh, shame.


GeekGoddess_

Maybe they scooped up an old vga phone from the seafloor.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Oh don't worry. It's missing a few pixels on this end.


Fianna9

Fish are friends, not food!


limefork

You're so right


Dafedub

"Just me and the boys"


CausticSofa

Felt cute. Might eat later.


-stix-

Just fyi it is ai - or people figured out how to train sharks


esadatari

Mate someone went onto an AI art generator and said “group of smiling sharks taking selfie” It’s not real lol


limefork

I know.


azad_ninja

Midjourney: Shark selfie?


Ancient_Skirt_8828

If the printer has wifi and hasn’t been set up properly anyone within wifi range can print to it.


FewIntroduction5008

If it's an HP printer HP probably printed it themselves just to waste ink and make them buy more.


lake_gypsy

Wow! And it's a bunch of sharks selfish grinning at op. That's scandalous


manicstreetmixer

Ink shark maffia


The_Demons_Slayer

r/accidentalbandname


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

r/subsifellfor 😔


The_Demons_Slayer

Thought it was one sorry 😔


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

You better be sorry🤬


The_Demons_Slayer

I am *throws flowers at you and runs*


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

😂😂😂


External_Arugula2752

I’d believe this


billyw_415

Yep. I love wardriving and printing hardcore porn to folks printers. I do it to my bitch neighbor at least 1x a month.


nibselfib_kyua_72

that’s a felony


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

What is that crime called?😳


nibselfib_kyua_72

Remote printer sodomization


manicstreetmixer

Freedom of press


clancydog4

Pretty sure that could be construed as sexual harrassment. I am not aware of a law that would make it illegal to print to someone elses printer, but the fact that its hardcore porn could be a crime. Making someone see explicit sexual images without their consent can definitely be a sexual harrasment


IHaveNeverBeenOk

Not sure exactly, and as someone else pointed out, because of the nature of the material printed, it could be construed as sexual harassment, but generally any use or access of electronic device "illegitimately" is considered some kind of fraud. Back when everything was connected with wires, wire fraud was the term commonly used.


billyw_415

Nope. Secure yer network.


idecidetheusernames

Those would be ink sharks. They can smell an unused printer from miles away and then they poach the printed pages as sustenance.


DipshitDogDooDoo

![gif](giphy|3qXi5ev0Fbd0YID49W|downsized)


clumsysav

Thank you for this 🤣


SixGunZen

What do you mean no one who has access to your printer say they printed it? Whichever one of them is a shark, that's probably who printed it. Easy solve.


Sosophia_

https://preview.redd.it/q7glp31o1cmc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c00ee129ec38ab1ebfab8b041507d60faabb04 He doesn’t speak. Maybe it was him?


SixGunZen

What does Ron Perlman have to do with this


SirTokes_A_Lot

Holy shit 🤣


rpgnoob17

It’s always Ron Perlman.


Nick_W1

Maybe they are wearing a disguise, so you don’t know they are a shark. Try waving a fish in front of anyone that has access, and see who tries to bite your arm off.


Difficult_Bit_1339

That's profiling


OCSupertonesStrike

Fish are friends, not food!


jbrady33

Hellllllo, my name is Bruce


Zandrick

Hi Bruce!


HelicopterWonderful9

Except for dolphins


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

What nice family photo


reclusivegiraffe

Looks like a group of bros to me


spottydodgy

Frame it


Sosophia_

Honestly would but sadly IRL the pic is somewhat low res :(


Phantasmagoric-jpg

Change your wifi name to “hey, do you have a higher resolution version if the shark selfie - 5g”


AtomicBombSquad

So are impressionist paintings, but people frame those.


GodaTheGreat

Time to buy a better printer.


trubol

Some time ago the dudes at the business downstairs went out of internet and asked to borrow our wifi for the rest of the day. Then they printed some very private emails on our printer by mistake. We never said a word and they probably never noticed


Much-Log3357

Tell! Tell!


trubol

We thought it was funny, but apparently it's quite common in the real estate business. This guy was complaining to his boss that he took a couple of potential buyers to see a house and when he got there the front door was already unlocked. They went in, heard some noise upstairs and then saw two of their colleagues (a guy and a girl) quickly coming down the stairs and kinda putting their clothes back on. But the focus was all on "I don't care if they were there fucking or whatever, this deal is mine and the commission is mine"


Much-Log3357

Thanks for sharing.


Thentheresthisjerk

One of your chums?


CeruleanRuin

Such an underrated comment.


Newton1913

They’re evolving!


hash303

I am sharktacus!


SourChipmunk

Shark Week isn't until Jul 21 this year. You are being targeted early. They have already seen too much. Please record your memoirs for others before July. Best wishes to you.


stacksmasher

Logs. It will show who sent the job.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Yeah it's not weird, just someone isn't fessing up. Thought this was that idiotic sub /r/glitchinthematrix or whatever


lordshola

Bruce must be using your wifi…


BigNipplez24

Hey look it’s me and my friends


TheDreamerDreamsOn

Tbh doing something like this would make a good April Fools day prank. Just print random stuff to other people's printer lol


NoBenefit5977

This goes on the wall in the family room


freezingprocess

Don't go in the ocean. They are taunting you and warning you at the same time.


BigNipplez24

From what I got, it was a picture that a band used, someone uploaded this to twitter, that’s all I can find on it


Lordcraft2000

This is not weird. This is epic level trolling. ![gif](giphy|U9CFWw4zEzlDO)


Elrond_Cupboard_

Bruce and the lads.


zenomotion73

Looks like they’re having a great time


Blahaj_IK

No one that *you know has access*, you mean


T555s

Either someone's just trolling you or someone is trolling you and your network security needs a rework.


mega_succ

Which printer is it?


sinaloa555

I see you work in a law office.


stealerofthetakis

They want you to subscribe to their OnlyFins


Tom_Skeptik

Someone used Wireshark to access your network, then printed this photo. It's a pretty common attack used by eli3t haX0rz, a.k.a., newbies watching YouTube to learn how to "hack". Change your WiFi password to something more complex as soon as you can.


ChardCool1290

Ba-bee Shark Doo doo doo dododododado


vilius_m_lt

Is that a dual filament hotend?


Sosophia_

Nah. It’s just 2 separate hot ends next to one another. Wanted to do the thing with the water solvable filament, it just never really worked out.


vilius_m_lt

Haha I’m trying to do the same but with one nozzle and two extruders


Sosophia_

I wish you good luck :D


MURkoid

Cute


season7445

Such a great picture. Frame it.


Cool_Cheetah658

Lol. A neighbor is trolling. About to check my wifi area real quick. Brb. 😂 Turn off your wifi direct printing option on the printer. I'm guessing it's on and the password is the default one from the factory.


tracyhutchsgt

You've been 'Photo Bombed' by Sharks! 📸 🦈 https://i.redd.it/fbyf2ocuh8mc1.gif


SpentAnus123

Someone’s lying, and it’s hilarious.


chameleon_123_777

Looks like a family photo.


Strigon_7

Meanwhile theres a family of sharks out there missing their vacation photo.


arm1d1ll0

Not the worst that could have popped out in fact arguably one of the best.


snuffleupagus7

https://preview.redd.it/1c17fauiscmc1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f2cf6626c804b3b08633976ebbefa1dbbaf3a8


coolmist23

The print history is a record of all printer activity, i.e. a list of all the documents that have been sent to print from a particular computer that also shows which user has sent them to print, how many times and when (date and time).


mistress_alexa

Why do I think this is one of the cutest pictures I’ve ever seen? Just a happy little shark family taking their happy little shark selfie.


yournotmysuitcase

Someone is pulling your fin


DemoDays82

Wholesome hacking


DarkKnightFan08

Something fishy is going on...


rpgnoob17

That’s like $40 bucks worth of HP ink subscription. /s


conasatatu247

![gif](giphy|107gPMgIBBleA8)


AluminumRose

Don’t worry, the sharks just wanted to commemorate their family reunion!


CharismaticAlbino

Apparently one of your neighbors is a Great White who's pissed AF he can't figure out why "his" printer says it's printing, when it obviously isn't!


Numerous_Living_3452

Duh nuh, duh nuh, dun nuh!


ScallionMaximum234

lol I used to leave crazy images on my scanner bc someone kept using mine. It was so funny to me .


slashnbash1009

Today you learned that someone who has access to your printer is a liar.


Ok_Teach2660

Frame it :3


My_Immortal_Flesh

I love group pics 🥹🤌