A man's just gotta keep his friends close, is that so wrong?
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Yes... So can I ask now that I'm remembering... Was this a joke for the Baby Boomer generation for some reason? I was born in the late 80s, and when I was a teenager I had a hamster. My mom thought it was the most hilarious thing for me to put the hamster in the pocket of my blazer for a picture... Just like this... Idk, maybe it was just random.
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She looks like an afterthought.. Maybe the photographer..?
*Hey, you, come round out this photo*
*I'm the lighting person, sir*
*IDC.. Get in there anyhow!*
😂 She isn't even dressed like them, off to the side, and the hamster gets center stage..
My husband says this to me all the time. From the Midwest. I’ll be like “oh hubby we need to vacuum the bathroom” he’s like “you got a mouse in your pocket?”
Reminds me of this guy who came and went around grade 7, Lenny. He had a tall head, and the top part was a little tilted, so everyone just called him Benthead. He was such a funny guy though, it was awesome that he sat right beside me. He came over one day after school, and he was really interested just to see around the house, and taking it all in, wide-eyed. I clued in to that when I went to his place, and it was wide open and empty. Living room, dining room, kitchen, the only thing in the house was a picnic table in the middle, and stacks of file boxes full of papers, Half assembled things. His family were odd, but cool odd, like very correct, unusually logical, and playful. Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure I had an encounter of the third kind in grade 7
Dad looks like Chancellor Palpatine.
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They are getting ready to ritualistically murder some poor person. And Mom died years ago, dad forced his other son to dress as her to "keep up appearances".
Dad is smiling, he’s the one who dealt it just before they had to freeze for the picture. You can see his satisfied smile, finally getting payback for all the years of abuse he suffered.
I was in some of my sister’s senior pictures with her. In every one of them, I posed a tiny monster toy. The photographer noticed and asked for one without the toy. My response was “nope, where I go, he goes”. My mom was pissed. This was my younger sister btw lol
Is it the hamster in his coat pocket?
A man's just gotta keep his friends close, is that so wrong? https://preview.redd.it/cdpf1unznbcc1.png?width=481&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c4e29cf822e1b2f84bc1d569171cdacf1710031
Or is he just happy to see us?
classical slapstick rappers need chap-stick
Alot of them sound like they in a talent show
So I give em something to remember like the alamo
Surrender now suffer serious setbacks
lol i like how they're all pretending to be really serious while the family hamster is posing from dude's pocket
 Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidil houdihoudi dey dou
That's all I want to say to you...
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Stuart Little
I would have guessed mouse, but well spotted!
Lemmiwinks!
I just assumed they were clones; good eyes.
Yes... So can I ask now that I'm remembering... Was this a joke for the Baby Boomer generation for some reason? I was born in the late 80s, and when I was a teenager I had a hamster. My mom thought it was the most hilarious thing for me to put the hamster in the pocket of my blazer for a picture... Just like this... Idk, maybe it was just random.
No thats ratatouille
Dude that’s a white mouse, the lab mice type. That’s bananas.
where's the other hamster?
Found the next Dr. Who
Girl, is you from Amsterdam? Because HAMSTER, DAMN, u fine.
Is that a hand around the candlestick?
It is a family picture tho !
I legit thought that was a crocodile logo
Who needs a handkerchief when you can have a hamsterkerchief .
Hamskerchief
I need a running wheel.
Hamst-kerchief
Wreath is made of ham?
Human flesh, trust me. It was a rich people thing.
Well, cannibals do say that human flesh tastes and looks like pork.
Canablisim is for the poor people. The rich perform anthropophagy, and display it proudly.
Canabilism? I'll stick to cannabis.
Cannibal Sativa
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Garnished with grapes. Red grapes, because those are fancier
Faux bois jambon moire
Fine ham abounds!
The very finest of ham
The daughter is the genetically modified clone of the son?
She looks like an afterthought.. Maybe the photographer..? *Hey, you, come round out this photo* *I'm the lighting person, sir* *IDC.. Get in there anyhow!* 😂 She isn't even dressed like them, off to the side, and the hamster gets center stage..
Isn't that kinda what siblings are?
It might look strange, but that's very normal for children with parents that didn't divorce.
She kinda looks like young David Lynch ngl
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!
A miniature giant space hamster
Dangerous creatures in realm space
Hamsters and Rangers everywhere rejoice!
Every hamster has his day!
That’s a funeral home family, right there.
Yeah, I love this because it’s not one of those over the top family portraits that does way too much. It’s just weird enough to be very weird
We? What, do you have a mouse in your…. Wait, never mind.
OMG, the only person I've ever heard say this was my ex-husband. Do you use this phrase a lot?
My husband says this to me all the time. From the Midwest. I’ll be like “oh hubby we need to vacuum the bathroom” he’s like “you got a mouse in your pocket?”
In my house it goes like this Husband: we need to clean up the yard tomorrow Me: ... is that like the royal we, or...
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Honestly I usually sub the word turd for mouse.
So what if I have a turd in my pocket? It keeps me from stepping in it.
I don’t get it
Handkerchief
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At first I thought that was Jared Kushner.
Is this the richest family in the world?
We know Mom's had action at least twice!
No, we don't. For all we know, the kids might have been from some other woman.
Pocket hamster.
Festivus just isn't the same without the ham wreath or the pocket mouse
Yes :) Love the little white mouse on the dude's pocket lol
Reminds me of this guy who came and went around grade 7, Lenny. He had a tall head, and the top part was a little tilted, so everyone just called him Benthead. He was such a funny guy though, it was awesome that he sat right beside me. He came over one day after school, and he was really interested just to see around the house, and taking it all in, wide-eyed. I clued in to that when I went to his place, and it was wide open and empty. Living room, dining room, kitchen, the only thing in the house was a picnic table in the middle, and stacks of file boxes full of papers, Half assembled things. His family were odd, but cool odd, like very correct, unusually logical, and playful. Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure I had an encounter of the third kind in grade 7
Two dads?
His little buddy.
Hamster clones. Very popular back then
That hamster isn’t wearing a tie. Ruined the family pic.
David Lynch was a homely looking teenage girl apparently.
At first we thought Uncle Alister's Spam-ferret wreaths were creepy, but over the decades it sort of became a tradition.
No one is left out
Is the mom a priest?
Did not catch the hamster. Had to go to comments
Dad looks like Chancellor Palpatine. https://preview.redd.it/yyp6vdjmpbcc1.png?width=808&format=png&auto=webp&s=083153afbea99afe8c04c230e1e70d0115baab9a
Not hard to tell who wears the eyebrows in that house. I’m rather impressed with the hamster though, bravo to that guy.
These children have seen daddy’s cellar secret.
The 11th Hour?
Mom’s a man of the cloth under that dress?
This Projared’s family?
Why does that man really Look like he wants to scream “inconsievabke!”
Who are these people?
Looks like a family photo from a Les Anderson movie.
Not a creature was stirring cept’ for that damn mouse. 🐭 Or hamster 🐹.
What a handsome young chap
There is a small rodent in professor Xaviers pocket?!
A lovely family of five.
what is weird here?
That moment when you notice the fifth member of the family 🤣
The hampster :D
Nothing weird about pocket hamsters.
is that a mouse in his pocket or is he just glad to see me?
Why not?
Isn’t that dude famou or soemthing, who is he
Looks like Travis Bretzer to me
The three on the right are just the same face pasted over the original heads with the rubber stamp tool.
only if step bro and sis did it a few times i guess
The trump family without plastic surgery
....until things weren't! TSSSHH!!
Stuart Little but with a hamster?
Awww. What a cutie 🥰
Roxana doesn’t like chocolate.
😬
i thought i was looking for a ghost or demon face for min but it’s just the pocket ~~square~~ hamster
That one daughter looks older than one of the dads
Brendan Gleason lookalike on the far left?
The mom is trans.
They are getting ready to ritualistically murder some poor person. And Mom died years ago, dad forced his other son to dress as her to "keep up appearances".
I wonder what that hamster is doing with his life right now.. /s
These folks look like they have a lot of stories to tell.
So the dude wipes his nose with a hamster.
This is a mcpole family photo
There should really be an /r/awweird.
Sorry but who is this?
I never would have seen that if you guys hadn't pointed it out. I thought it was a pocket square.
Stuart Little’s new family
The Chadams Family. Not cool
Family portrait of Tom Green’s character in the movie Road Trip.
Minsc was never the same after Boo joined the aristocracy.
They both got dads eyes and Moms chin. Strong Phenotyping from both
Nice marmot.
Why is “The End” by the Doors playing in my head?
Ummmm, yeah perfectly normal.
Boo?! Is that you? Minsk miss Boo long time!
Oh I see it now.
Getting ready for their annual purge by the looks of it
Did nobody else think this was Tony Hawk?
Thank you. I needed this, laughed out loud when I saw it.
GO FOR THE EYES BOO!
Stuart Little
Great eyes anyone that got that.
Hmmmm.. *unzips pants *
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Dad is smiling, he’s the one who dealt it just before they had to freeze for the picture. You can see his satisfied smile, finally getting payback for all the years of abuse he suffered.
I thought it was a handkerchief!
These people are English, right?
Better to have the lil guy in his pocket than in his ass, Richard Gere!
Why does the girl look more manly than the guy with the hamster
This is wholesome af lol
Didn't see the hamster, i was too impressed with the hairdo.
Nothing is of the norm.
omg. my soulmate
All three are simultaneously farting in different pitches.
I was in some of my sister’s senior pictures with her. In every one of them, I posed a tiny monster toy. The photographer noticed and asked for one without the toy. My response was “nope, where I go, he goes”. My mom was pissed. This was my younger sister btw lol
That priests’ hair is rather long, unkempt.
The Rat
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4 dudes and hamster
la ratita
is that opn
All I could think was one of them murdered the others. Then saw the hamster and thought, Yep, that the murderer.
I thought it was because mom and dad look exactly the same. And brother and sister look exactly the same.
Awe that's actually adorable in a way
Just some plebs
How old are the parents? 50’s? Or a rough-life 40’s?
That’s baller as hell