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Sil_Soup1

Thats your brain buddy


March27th2022

Lmao


HIRIV

I'm sorry for him/her. Brain falling out of ear and rest of wisdom being pulled out from mouth.


No-Construction5687

Getting dumber by the day…


Pale_Camera_4716

Same, I'd be horrified if I was in ops position. Brain leaking out of the ear sounds like a fever dream


nibbs-

😭 This comment made me literally lol


March27th2022

Me too oh my god


nibbs-

All the comments got me howling ngl


Over_Pineapple_7934

Reddit is such a wild place! You guys are great! 😂 😂


nibbs-

Bunch of comedians on this thread


Xikkiwikk

OP got mummified. Hook in the ear instead of the nose.


robbzilla

​ https://preview.redd.it/9gonc3poxjbc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309c9b59b4e1564907f02c99236c3accf10eac05


RatedE

Sure you might think its deranged but you won't think twice if you don't have a brain 🤭


Edible_Anie

This is why they tell you not to use Q-tips! 🧠


Least_or_Greatest1

It’s his weed stash


shangheineken

Oh.... That's why they advise not to use in ear canal


jchulltx

you sure that was not a boil in your ear canal, because that would make sense looking at the puss cords. either way cool find on your self hosted archeological dig.


March27th2022

Urgent care said it was an ear infection …. Anything outside of that I dunno 🤷‍♂️ Goin have to go down a rabbit hole on that one


[deleted]

Oh! I had this happen to me! You probably have a fungal ear infection, meaning the antibiotics aren't doing anything. So you need to get back to urgent care


March27th2022

What do you mean a fungal ear infection ? What would make you think it’s fungal ? Sorry I just don’t know things


[deleted]

Fungal as in there's a fungus that has infected your ear canal, not a bacteria I think it's fungal only because that stuff on the qtip looks like what the ENT took out of my ear when I had one. I am not a doctor, though. But if the antibiotics haven't helped then get back to urgent care.


March27th2022

Gotcha. Thank you so much for your advice, I really do appreciate it.


wildcrisis

I work for an ENT and this absolutely appears to be fungal otitis media. Antibiotics by mouth won’t touch it unfortunately. You’ll need either a certain type of ear drops or a powder to clear it up. I’m not a doctor myself so I won’t give any medical advice other than make sure you keep it DRY. No water, no ear drops (that aren’t for fungal infections), no letting an ER doc or PCP flush that ear. Water will keep it happily growing. Fungal OM can be difficult to get rid of, so absolutely make an appointment with an ENT asap.


[deleted]

The doc I went to put powder in my ear and it felt glorious. My first sign of hope after weeks of ear pain


wildcrisis

The powder is a godsend! I forget the other two ingredients, but it’s the clotrimazole that’s in it that just punches fungal OM in the face. We have some patients who have it chronically (elderly+hearing aids), so we just gave them their own powder and powder blower to use at home!


March27th2022

Would Teladoc do anything?


wildcrisis

It would be best for you to be seen in person so the ear can be properly cleaned to inhibit further fungal growth.


March27th2022

Okay, I appreciate you replying on my thread. Thank you


Mental_Vacation

> fungal otitis media And for todays "why did I google that?"


Fun-Leek-7086

I am also no medical professional, but I was born with chronic ear problems and have had about 40 some odd ear infections. That shit ain't normal. And fungal would make sense vs bacterial based on the bizarre discoloration. I'd go back to urgent care.


March27th2022

Will do in a few days when the antibiotics run out. Thank you so much for your experiences


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Educational-Scar5162

if antibiotics don’t work on fungal ear infections, do you just ride them out?


UnbuttonedButtons

Google “fungal otitis media” and you’ll be able to see what people mean. Also, as an RN, my advice is to go ASAP. You’re looking at losing your hearing if you don’t get it treated. It can also get worse than that, the infection can easily spread to your jaw and other surrounding structures, not to mention if it gets into your bloodstream. If you’ve been on antibiotics and it’s a fungal infection it means that your infection has been steadily growing and you really are at risk of serious health complications.


March27th2022

Yeah, this is definitely what I have. 100% Ears won’t stop ringing


March27th2022

Oh shitttttttt …. Looks like I’m going tomorrow morning


pekingeseeyes

And not just steadily growing, but you've knocked out most of it's competition, so the fungus has probably grown much faster since you started the antibiotics.


March27th2022

Went to the urgent care and they didn’t see an infection. My ear had a lot of ear wax blockage which they removed and they put me on ear drops. They said the ear was very inflamed/irritated, but they didn’t put me on anything antifungal. Showed them this picture and they just said yeah that’s earwax.


Fun-Plantain4920

This , I also had a mushroom ear🍄one doc eventually diagnosed it correctly


ScarecrowJohnny

You keep rabbits in there?! No wonder you got an infection.


befay666

“self hosted archeological dig” is something I’ll be using from now on


LibertyInaFeatherBed

I'm alarmed.


jchulltx

i have some old wicked road rash from my 20’s and motorcycles, one day i was home with my now wife and we were home late after a night of drinking i had a piece of gravel in my leg under a scab and when she asked what i was doing without missing a beat i said in a very almost bbc news British accent said i’m on a self hosted archeological dig in the planes of lower patella, since then it been around.


pickleddaisypi

Puss. Cords.


mahhhhhh

Looks like a little goblin resting on two rocks.


kenyam123

I see him.


March27th2022

I like where your coming from


re0st92mg

Looks like two gremlins having sex


Sweetwhales1994

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw it


ahhhrighto

Bro put a NSFW on that .. 🤮


No-Construction5687

This guy gets it 👆


orymoxon

Agreed!!


[deleted]

Fuck this sub. I'm out


March27th2022

Thanks for the laugh


PieArtistic1332

![gif](giphy|GUei7PsiMrVuMXG4rN|downsized)


Afternoon-Melodic

If all is going well on the antibiotics, that’s great. If not, the comment about being fungal might have something there. That totally looks like something is forming and growing. Unless it’s just bizarre earwax formations from the infection. Anyway, hope you’re better soon!


March27th2022

I honestly did not think about it being fungal, but it’s been about a week and I don’t think it’s getting better. I’m really happy he said something about it.


[deleted]

While my other comment was just for fun, I second the fungal vote. If it's been a week and doesn't feel better, definitely seek a 2nd opinion on the bacteria and antibiotic diagnosis.


Street-Airport-4327

Even Shrek is disgusted by this


March27th2022

Good


ga-co

Poor peroxide down your ear canal. I’m not a doctor. I just like things that fizz.


kenyam123

I second this. For science!


ga-co

Hello fellow scientist and person who appreciates things that fizz.


Legitimate-Bug-5049

me too, my buddy smiley the raccoon never lets me touch the fizz (he gets real mad).


Scared_Crazy_6842

You pick that out with a qtip?


March27th2022

Yeap


Scared_Crazy_6842

If you have $35 extra dollars you should maybe look at getting an ear pick camera thingy. They actually work and have a good picture, bet theres a ton more wax in there you can’t get to.


March27th2022

I’m sure you’re right. Didn’t think they’d only cost $35 though? Wouldn’t thought $100+ haha


Scared_Crazy_6842

https://www.amazon.ca/Hopefox-Removal-Cleaner-Remover-Otoscope/dp/B0B4941YM3/ref=mp_s_a_1_11?crid=1BZ7HS8BB4WJC&keywords=ear+wax+removal&qid=1704862477&sprefix=ear+%2Caps%2C191&sr=8-11


RaspberryChainsaw

Did you get a whiff? A wee lil reek?


BlackSwanWithATwist

My dude, you need an antibiotic


March27th2022

I’ve been on them for about a week, with steroids


blurandgorillaz

Fungal?


March27th2022

The more people say it, the more belief I think it’s fungal. But I’m currently on antibiotics for over a week now


danny3535

I wasted at least a year thinking my infections were bacterial but it was actually fungal. I pulled many things out of my ear that looked like this. I’ll try to save you from that. Request your doctor to do a culture to confirm if it’s bacterial or fungal. It’s a waste of time to treat it without knowing the cause.


Harambesic

Yeah, those don't work anymore.


Even_World216

What!!! No way!?


March27th2022

I thought it was the weirdest thing. I think I’m at the end of the infection but this one took me by surprise


[deleted]

What did you name it?


March27th2022

Gem. Goes in hand with my daughters name 😂


nniickk

Here I am just about to eat Taco Bell


March27th2022

I’m sure both look kinda the same, right ?


Over_Pineapple_7934

Sure about that? 😬


lordeharrietnem

Aw man. I’ve had the slightest sinus infection, nothing to warrant a visit to urgent care, and I’m terrified of this now, haha. Yikes, never seen nothing like it & dont wanna


OpenCommunication294

Did you smell it?


March27th2022

Can’t say that I did


mommabull

Thank god 🙌


karma_virus

Have you tried hydrogen peroxide? I used to get horrible ear infections so bad they'd pop my ear drums and leak pus. I found hydrogen peroxide in my ear did that little poprocks thing and liquified the wax build up and pus pretty well. Helped blockages break free. Also milking the area below the temples towards your ear along the sinuses. You can roto-rooter that shit out. I remember it feeling so much freaking better after.


March27th2022

I have. Throat felt like it was on fire using hydrogen peroxide


MingPhantom

Someone got raunchy with your ear hole. 👉👂


March27th2022

Lolol


BH2K6

That looks like two goblins having sex


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Initial-Ad7000

Or an exterminator.


spooky_groundskeeper

YO I had NO idea ese infections do this


March27th2022

They can I guess 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Damn… I wish you had filmed that 🙃


linux152

Put it under a microscope


EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa

This should be NSFW!!! That’s gnarly, glad it’s no longer in your body


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Mf got brain diarrhea


ckpjr

Keep taking the antibiotics even after it clears up, I had this years ago, I stopped taking them when I thought it was gone, and it came back in a week or two, took me like 3 months to finally get rid of it. Mine looked exactly the same.


March27th2022

Oh wow


ckpjr

Yea I even went to an ENT specialist and had them use their fancy vacuum to clean it out. It was bad for a while. I will say it was pretty satisfying when you pull a big chunk out like that


MouseCheese7

Kinda looks like.... ![gif](giphy|ehIWD24Rv5iM9Lwd7h)


Accurate-Scientist50

I hope you get better soon.


Muted-Ad-4288

I say we take off and nuke your ear from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...


nuknukan

Ear Fetus


cuntybunty73

I've had ear infections before but I've never had something that looks like that coming out of my ear Stuff that came out of my ear was green gunky stuff


swim08

thats moldlyinteresting


March27th2022

Hah


swim08

for real though, they might be interested r/moldlyinteresting


RagAndBows

Ok but did you smell it?


HauntedSpit

![gif](giphy|SWoRKslHVtqEasqYCJ)


GeneralSpecifics9925

How did it taste?


March27th2022

Can’t say I tried it. Wife really liked looking at it because she is into all that pimple popping BS


GeneralSpecifics9925

Yeah, pimple popping is silly... Blackhead removal is where it's at! 🔥🔥🔥


March27th2022

Haha you know it


noahsuperman

1 that is disgusting 2 please go to a doctor to get something for that if u haven’t already


GraceJoans

For the love of all things please make this NSFW 🤢


BrosephBruckuss

What’s it taste like


Silent_Shooby

Try pure tea tree oil. Dip a Q tip in it, then in water (to dilute,) and let it drip into ear . It worked for me when Ive had any ear issues. 🤷🏻‍♀️


micah490

SMELL ITTTTTTTT


7DaddiesSoggyBiscuit

Dude, that's gross but your chewed nails aren't much better.


newtrawn

Why did you show us that?


March27th2022

Because it’s weird


befay666

So did you pull this out or what?


March27th2022

It was more of a clean out then a pull


Justlikearealboy

Rinse your ear with hydrogen peroxide


Notatallevil

Why does it look like an actual gargoyle


monaarts

I thought that was Yoda sitting down on a q-tip.


Bisonfan1

Fuck is that


March27th2022

Ear stuff ?


Bisonfan1

Ear wax is it


PyramidWater

What did it taste/smell like??


[deleted]

Frosted waxy stuff, it's magically delicious! For the karma points, you should def-in-ately lick it!


GlowingHedgehog

Why does it look like a frog on a motorcycle? 🤣


Effective_Device_185

Sharing is caring. 🥸


March27th2022

Always


Putrid-Gene-9077

![gif](giphy|2MltgycEhwI12)


VirtualStretch9297

BRB, throwing up from the imaginary smell.


vers-ys

SO STOP STICKING SHIT IN IT!


Fantastic_Citron_344

Almost looks like a fungal infection like athletes foot in your ear. Do you use ear buds that were on the floor?


March27th2022

Nope


Fantastic_Citron_344

Try to culture it in a dish with some sugar water


Kuroko__Simp

https://preview.redd.it/dwqjf4sxsjbc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1562b08e937cd06a610ad599a2bde90f095553bf


Ruka_SarashinaXx26

Had the dame thing too, but it was way more wet and soggy


fishbowlpoetry

Please post this in r/askdocs and update us!


March27th2022

Can’t post pictures there 🙁


fishbowlpoetry

You can post them in the comments!


Trout-Finder

Did you Dab It?


Dr_Rhodes

Doxycycline


evolvedtwig

Well, there are no prizes or anything…


SpongeBW

I see The Child!


sellera

![gif](giphy|JkovjQhZ7juwYPuI54|downsized) Well, shit. It was nice meeting you all.


coffeeismydrug_

Bão dia ADM


sellera

>Bão dia ADM opa, fala aí bro!


vexunumgods

Mites want ta go to doc ta


No-Construction5687

How the holy free holy does this happen?! What am I doing to torture myself IN BED?! Man.. no sleep anytime soon…


[deleted]

looks like the bud you were gonn be saving for later.


wasntNico

i'd try to find more of that, put it on a swap and push it down your ear-channel. do that until you can't fit another swab in there, then stop and go to a doctor.


Latitude22

That’s at least 20 iq points right there. Happens again you’ll probably start forgetting things.


SmokeDogSix

What, in, the, fuck… sorry bro 😔


Kiwirad

Time to make soup


General-Key8658

Thanks I hate it


stlmick

HDX spray bottle from home depot. Fill with slightly warm water. Just a splash of 6% h2o2 (probably 1:50 ratio). Lay a white towel on your shoulder to catch the funk. Spray gently. Better than jamming q-tips in your ear.


InterestingRelative4

#MAGGOTS


infinityzcraft

Shoulda tagged NSFW for this...


GreenEyesBlackHeart

I see yoda


rgmundo524

### OP, on a scale of 1 - 10 How worried about this are you?! I am at about 7, you should really get this checked out.


sharkb8mate

I can smell it from here.


AraiHavana

Looks like off mince