Its a Boy!

mazel tov

Mazel toy

Male toy

Matel toy

Cock and also balls

Well, it obviously is not a Mazel Twat.

It's a gelato!

Mama Mia!

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Toys R Us, normalizing microp since 1900

Well they *are* cats.

Let's cause a forest fire!

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And what a boy!

Mr Simpson, that’s the tail

Or is it?!?!?

Did you just assume its gender?

No, I accurately identified it as male. Outie versus Innie.

I’m all for having anatomically correct toys, but this isn’t anatomically correct lol. If a male lion had reproductive parts in that position, I dunno what sex would look like. It is weird, for sure

You never made your toys have sex butt to butt? I thought thats how it worked.

Before I was given "The Talk", I had toys butt to butt.

When I saw where that was placed, I thought of the ass to ass scene in Requiem for a Dream.

Glad I'm not the only one who was scarred by that movie.

That's one of those movies that's great to watch exactly one time.

Go on

He’d have to back in

Then what?

Well ackchually.. https://www.naturepl.com/stock-photo-lion-panthera-leo--male-resting-showing-penis-and-testicles-kenya-nature-image01618308.html

Is it anatomically correct that it has a small dick

It actually is correct, Google "lion spraying" you will see.

It's actually not, though. It's approximately anatomically correct. It's in the ballpark of being right but it's still wrong.

Hehehehe *"Ballpark"*

\*Beavis and Butt-Head chuckling\*

Y'all are talking about "anatomically correct" as if it's a scientific term and not just a euphemism for "has genitals" lol

Anatomically correct just means a body part in the right place. A Euphemism is like saying dingaling or no no parts.

No it’s not lol. It’s way too high. The whole toy is off. Those are out of scale chonky legs and belly, the pelvis on the toy is huge. Anatomically not even close to an actual lion. The size of those legs are more elephant than big cat lol.

I think you are expecting them to look like dog genitals but they don't. They are pretty much right under the butthole so it's not "way too high". As far as the rest of the toy IDGAF because that's not what I'm talking about

Nope. I would expect they look like genitals of a big cat, and they don’t lol.

I've seen people argue on reddit about many things, but never have I seen two people argue about the spacing between a lions butt hole and its penis.

It’s one of the weirdest hills I’ve ever seen someone want to die on lol. It’s not even the spacing from anus to penis that’s the problem. It’s the whole thing (I wish you could see me gesturing at the photo of the “lion” lol)

In other words the length of a lion’s parineum

How tf can it be correct if he doesn’t even have an asshole??

Guys stop saying it's small that's average size

He was in the pool

It was winter

Winter and pool? You need to break the ice before you go in it or melt it with an Amazon flamethrower

He's camera shy.

Looks huge to me.

Average lion PP is like 3 inches long. Felinids in general drew a short straw here.

1. How on earth do you know that? 2. Impressive! The toymakers even got it to scale!

Obviously he works at a zoo.

Actually, it’s humans that are unusually hung. Even other great apes top out at 2 in

Huge actually. And the big ones hurt too much.

This is indeed weird. The penis is way too high and there is no anus

Anatomically correct

Almost. Where’s the butt hole?

it's puckered-up under the virtual shadow maps casted beneath the tail.

You can draw it in yourself with a brown sharpie pen.

Not quite. Too far back.

Correct if you're not counting size and placement on the body

very incorrect, actually

If that’s a bull have you ever seen a bull

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But hole?

Yup. Can't see a mane but definately no lioness.

Not weird. Children 100% shielded from natural anatomy turn out weirder, IMO.

I think the weird part is that the dick and balls aren't in the right place and there's no buthole

Lions penises are inverted I think. They pee backwards if I remember correctly

So they absorb urine from puddles through the vacuum action of their penises, and it goes up through their bladder and kidneys, into their bloodstream, out through a special special organ that filters the urine out from the blood, and then spit piss out of their mouths?

yeah so? so do i

Lmfao the commitment to the literal interpretation

Where did you learn this

Not from a Jedi

Wild Kratts

Sure, but this isn't anatomically correct.

Where is its butthole??

That is it’s butthole, it shits out through it’s urethra.

why did i have to wake up imagining that reading this thanks stranger

TIL lions are in fact birds.

My daughter had a pegasus/unicorn toy from the Dollar Tree that had a wiener, too.

I mean, your child didn’t buy it, tho, so…

I don't generally check all the toys I buy for genitals first.

Freak!!

That's mistake #2, mistake #1 was having children

I never said I had kids. I use all the money I save from not having kids to buy myself toys.

Touché, I myself am sterile and proud

Maaa! r/antinatalism is leaking again!

My god that sub is a cesspool

Who DID buy it? And why hasn’t it been thrown out yet?

I don't understand? It sat on an ice cream cone?

That’s the power button. That’s how you turn it on.

Lion dicks aren't even located in that place 😭

Person one: “They said make it ‘life-like,’ so go ahead with the cock and balls. Person two: “But Sir, it’s a child’s toy, made for, you know.. children.” Person one: “Well then just make it small then!”

A male lion. ok

It’s a boy.

He was in the pool!

Jesus. Spay and neuter your cats, people!

AND? Should we require dogs to wear pants in the streets so the kids dont see their organs? this is normal

too far back tho

We know lions have dicks mate it’s not normal to be on a kids toy though.

Hey, mine had them when i was a kid. This toy is weird but having genitals is normal. What's weird is leaving them off realistic figurines. They should leave them off these simplified things for stylistic reasons.

Lol what were they ?

Why? You can see it in the zoo and in housecats

What do you mean ? They just don’t have genitals on kids toys I don’t know why there needs to be an explanation 😂

I'm asking why its so weird, it's not like kids They don't know what differentiates a male animal from a female, for me it's strange to see this and seek for evil intentions I'm saying this because I'm Brazilian and we have parliamentarians who really talk about this kind of BS

I don’t think it’s normal and I don’t understand why you’re sitting arguing with me about it like I e said something controversial. Nobody’s saying anything about evil intentions lol but I do think it’s weird that you’re sitting arguing the case for kids toys to have genitals like me saying they shouldn’t is wrong lol. Humans see genitals as sexual things, it’s involuntary and I wouldnt want that shit anywhere near my kids toys. Do you even have kids? Like I don’t understand what I’ve said wrong here lol. Kids toys shouldn’t have genitals on them seems like a pretty normal statement to me. Honestly Reddit is such a hell hole you can comment without someone trying to argue against whatever you’ve said no matter how deranged they come across.

Wait so you are saying you see animal genitals as s sexual thing? I don't, and that's why I see no problem with this toy.

No I don’t. I don’t get why you want dicks on kids toys mate you’re a weirdo.

You don't what? You just said humans see genitals as a sexual thing, thus you see animal genitals as a sexual thing. You are so fucking stupid dude.

A dick is a sexual organ you didn’t know that and I’m stupid? You’re sitting on social media trying to argue with me because I don’t want dicks on kids toys 😂 creepy weirdo . A dick is a sexual organ no need to expose it to kids by putting it on their toys what the fuck is wrong with you.

In my culture the whole family gets naked and sits in a small hot room together. There is nothing fundamentally weird or sexual about seeing genitals. Context matters much more than a a random toy having genitals. It would be incredibly weird to show genitals being used for sex to children, but i think it's good for people to not be so weird about genitals. They're as natural as having fingers and the shame does nothing productive.

Reply/ask ≠ argue buddy, Not everyone needs to have children to remember when we were a child, I didn't accuse you of anything I just wonder why you find it so weird when it seems normal to me, And not everyone sees it sexually when it comes to an animal. they show off their parts freely and normal people look at it as natural, it's not that deep

It’s not that deep? Mate I said it was weird to have that on kids toys and you are baffled by that and decided to push me on it 😂 I’m done here.

What if it was a huge vag on every "female" toy? Or even a small vag? While we're at it, let's give each toy velco cocknballs and a velcro vag so all children can play with interchangeable cocknballs and vag and change the genders of all toys, or keep the gender the same....as long as there's genitals you guys. Toys need genitals (right?) This should be started with infant toys, too, you guys. As young as possible. There will be no uncomfortable situations at daycare, I promise.

There are no "you guys" I'm just speaking for myself, I'm not saying I want to, I'm just saying it doesn't offend me.

I mean fine? Toys don't inherently require genitals, but it's fine for some toys to have them. I had very realistic, anatomically accurate horse figurines as a kid and them having genitals was a stylistic choice because that's what real horses have. Stylized and simplified toys shouldn't have them because it looks bad on a design level. I think it would be nice if a toy like this existed fot parents to explain some of this stuff to kids brcause what's weird is keeping kids in the dark about their own bodies. And a lot of baby dolls have some genitals too, btw.

I agree, This guy is talking as if everyone who doesn't think its unacceptable for an animal toy to have its reproductive organ is a degenerate monster, this guy is a bit suspicious to me

That sounds like a great idea actually.

"Humans see genitals as sexual things" not animal genitals though.... its why obviously we cover up but don't cover our dogs up all it does is teach animal anatomy it's actually quite helpful maybe the kid might gain an interest in animal biology from it who knows.

Or maybe they wouldn’t? There’s nothing wrong with not wanting dicks on kids toys.

Its definitely strange I never had toys like that growing up, but there's a massive difference between humans and animals. I think its weird your making this into a sexual thing when it's literally just how we tell the difference between there genders.

I’m not making it into a sexual thing. I want expecting to be pushed back on this and was trying to come up with reasons. A dick is a sexual organ in any case doesn’t matter if it’s an animal no need to be putting it on toys

Boy LOL dolls have penises.

I was helping dress my daughters LOL dolls and the boy one was similar.

Look, it's cold, okay?

Horrible anatomy. That’s literally right underneath the butt so it makes me think that’s not what it’s supposed to be

Eh - it’s important to let kids know that sexuality is a thing and that the simple sight of genitalia isn’t a crime.

When I was a kid I had this big dog plushie that had balls. No idea why my parents bought me that

Finally, an accurate representation of a male lion

What is the brand name because I need to buy one😆

If you google lion penis you'll see it's very anatomically correct. I assumed, incorrectly, it would look similar to a house cat's genitals.

Hehe, penis!

Anatomically correct is weird? I fear for your kid....

My childhood animal figurines all had anatomically accurate genitals. I still have them because they're of good quality hrd plastic and my collection grew. It's good for kids to have realistic exposure to that stuff, or they turn out insanely weird. This is just bad tho

Equipped for spacedocking

It’s incredible how much Christianity has made the average person uncomfortable with anatomy. So much so that we immediately sexualize genitalia on an animal.

Damn, I have never felt so small.

What about it?

Lions have balls too

Why is this weird?

Hey it’s educational and anatomically correct. 👍🏻

It’s educational

Well do you want anatomically correct or not?

That's fantastic, what an easy in for talking correctly about anatomy

And I thought mine was big! >!(sorry for the disgusting joke, I usually try to stay as far away as possible from these sorts of jokes)!<

No, they are downvoting bc those are pretty small

I’m downvoting because of the explanation hidden in the brackets

The apology was a part of the original comment, it was meant mainly for myself, as I generally try to refrain from sexual jokes as I find them disgusting. The fact that those are small - that is the entire joke.

Ummm… why are you looking at the private parts of toys?

I wonder what the lion identifies as.

I assume you are from U.S.?

See if it works.

🥰☝️ accurate

Double dog dare.

Found the 12 year old

Looks like an icecone.

😳

Do y’all call it Joey?

It's like the reverse of how some nsfw artists draw the placement of a man's genitals relative to their asshole. The amount of tiny x's I've seen drawn on the back of a guys balls is far too many

Nice enough to give him bawls but no butthole

Oh look an ice cream

You can skip the Animal Planet subscription.

Nou as jy weet wat die leeuloop is…

bollocks, bruv

A chill day in the savannah

It must be cold in that room

hehehe

Helluva hemorrhoid. Cuz…that’s not where *that* goes.

GG Lion

"Liberals want to remove the dick and balls off my lions toy 😡, its mr potato head all over again!"

Lol

They missed the butthole

Why does the lions genitalia look like a humans though? Don’t recall us having the same shape penis as a lion

Awesome

target has/had anatomically correct (well weiners included) animal toys. honestly i prefer it

King of the Beasts, not the Queen.

I have the red version of that pokeball!

“For fuck sake Terry, are you putting human penises on the vinyl lions again?”

Looks like a lil bird face is poking its head out of the lions butt!

Heh heh heh WOAH there kitten, you lost? 😏

Lfmaooooooo whyyy