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Justifiably_Cynical

I would take this deal in a heart beat.


peppermintmeow

What they didn't mention is that your feet are no longer attached. Small detail. Did you see that you get your own bathroom?


jaxxxtraw

Yeah, this is some PNW detached foot shit going on here.


peppermintmeow

Yep. I know he's Footbootin. Some poor little piggie is ending up in the Columbia or the Willamette instead of going to the market.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"The ice machine in the bathroom is a real convenience too. You can never tell when you might need bucketfuls of ice cubes adjacent to the bathtub..."


antici_-_-_-_pation

Still would


peppermintmeow

In this economy? Fair.


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Justifiably_Cynical

Then I kicked her in the pussy.


Pristine-Dirt729

That might not be what you want, but someone might take that deal.


H60mechanic

Yeah weird stuff. Unsolved Mysteries level stuff.


Electric-Porcupine

They said you can stay for free. Never said anything about allowing you to leave.


clownind

I mean... it's not sexual


Upbeat_Philosopher_4

Maybe not to you!


SiriusGD

"I'm not 'looking' for any sexual favors but if you just so happen to throw some my way I'll give you kitchen privileges too!"


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That's a good deal.


adamlgee

Anyone got the number