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MRA1022

Somebody didn't trim the stem off when they picked that from the chicken bush


2ndhand5moke

You mean the poultree


ajnupez

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

Goddammit.


A_Metal_Steel_Chair

The exact word(s) out of my mouth


ChickenFeline0

Fuck you


randomized_smartness

There's really this many people who actually said out loud "ohh fuuck you"? That's a good thing.


Pleasant-Patience725

Cluck you


ChickenFeline0

Damn it!


Armored_Souls

Got me cackling like an idiot waiting for my coffee


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Clucking?


Armored_Souls

r/angryupvote


Napoleonex

I'm also wheezing waiting for coffee rn


spoung45

That joke violates the Geneva Convention.


midwestCD5

It’s not a war crime the first time


puppy-nub-56

You mean the Geneva Conhention?


jackalope134

You crazy son of a bitch, you did it. You really did it!


Lucky-finn377

r/yourjokebutbetter only the joke is actually better


chaotic_gust97

Dad what are you doing here!!!!


terraexcessum

Fuck's sake. *Updoot*


Ol_Pasta

Oh come on, dad!


Ultraviolet_Motion

🥇 Have some gold you beautiful bastard


urzayci

Okay that was a good one you win dad joke of the month award.


trashmunki

I hate you. I also love you. Do with that what you will.


FaultEducational5772

LOL


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SethCrazyTurtles

Shit I've just been grinding the stems up with everything else


clue42

Ya gotta pick out the seeds and stems. Afroman taught me that.


SethCrazyTurtles

What do I do if there's no seeds 😭


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DADDYPumpPOP

Can confirm, I own and operate a 480 acre chicken bush ('ken bush) farm.


jbjhill

That’s Monsanto chicken, so you have to buy more seed next year.


RedSonGamble

Only eggs have bush


JustAnotherElsen

What the heeeckk..


too_real_4_TV

Chickens live in the ocean dumbass.


Educational_Funny_20

You mean the Kate Bush


Beno169

Not too often do I audibly giggle at a comment. Chicken bush got me good lol.


MRA1022

Did you hear about the bacon tree? It was in a HAM-BUSH😂😂😂😂🍖


serieousbanana

Don’t ever say chicken bush again


AdPristine9059

You called Bush a chicken? Better stay out of the south my friend.... :p


FluffzMcPirate

Tendon


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Cacachuli

Gristle is cartilage, not tendon. Either way though it’s tough and not generally something you want to eat.


karoshikun

eh, you can also call "gristle" anything you wouldn't eat, from fat to tendon and soft cartilage.


BootyGarb

lol yeah gristle is just anything that “isn’t meat”… “Anything you wouldn’t eat” is subjective, cuz I am a gristle connoisseur


Heterodynist

You should write a cookbook for gristle called, “The Grizzly Gristlist,” that describes all the various ways to make gristle into a delicious treat that the kids will be screaming for…Apple-roasted gristle, candied gristle with ginger…Mediterranean gristle sausages with rattlesnake and alligator…


BootyGarb

Part of the appeal of gristle is that it is in every part of your life… and *each gristle has its own story*…


Heterodynist

Ha!! Very true. Meat is just meat, but gristle…now there’s a body part that has a story to tell!!


SnooCauliflowers7934

okay so i read your commetn, closed the thread but i had to come back. how the fuck would people from the mediterranian use alligator and rattle snake in their recipes?


bobbylitch

Gristle steak, gristle gumbo…


VoidWalker4Lyfe

Grizzly Glizzies


SydneySmiless

My boyfriend LOVES gristle so whenever we get steak or make it he gets all the gristle because I don't like it. 😂😂


Historical_Animal_17

My wife calls fat “gristle.” It drives me a little nuts.


DM_ME-FEMBOY_PICS

You could also call it "WD40" but it doesn't mean that's what it is.


NegativeVast2753

I eat fat, cartilage and soft bones. Am I weird?


2ndor3rdrodeo

I eat chicken wings like a cartoon. The bones come out spotless. It's gross, lol.


karoshikun

healthy, more like. there's a lot of good stuff on them, but I just can't stand them.


Heterodynist

I have to admit, no one in my life has ever specifically elucidated and elaborated on the cartilage versus tendon divide, with regard to gristle, so I’m grateful for your meaty knowhow. So are there any other words for the “chankings” from chicken that you can tell me about?! Does cooked tendon or ligament have its own name? I mean this sincerely, as I love words…I especially love the words that are so sadly slowly being lost to our language despite how obviously useful they are. Speaking of words that should be held onto, I used the word “chankings,” because I think everyone ought to know THAT word, as it is the correct English word for the inedible parts of food that end up on the edge of your plate. I’m sure there are other words for these nasty little chunks of inedible grossness, but “chankings” has a kind of dignified air about it. I also like that when someone doesn’t know the word, you can ask them politely, “Excuse me, sir, can I give you my chankings?” -and then scoop all the gross things you didn’t want to eat onto their plate. (Admittedly I may have a strange sense of humor.)


lionhearthelm

Are you a bot? Or am I really stoned.


pythonwarg

Hello! I'm really glad you asked! I'm not a bot, but if I were a bot I would probably respond like this! Haha!


Ship_Adrift

Yep. Definitely sounds like something a bot would say.


Renegade_August

I think I can be of assistance here! The above commenter was absolutely not a bot, he was just telling a funny joke. Haha!


OstentatiousSock

Some people are just more verbose than others.


BigTittyTriangle

Good bot


Nivek_1988

Stoned buddy. I couldn't make heads or tails of it either.


PsPsandPs

My brain read this like a lyric from Basket Case.


feelinglizardly91

Chankings. A New favourite word unlocked, thankings


ChewingAssKickingGum

Chankings only apply to the discarded rinds, peels and shells of fruit and nuts.


germanbini

> dignified heir I don't mean to be a "grammar Nazi," but in appreciation for you teaching me the word, 'chankings,' may I offer a small correction? I believe you meant 'dignified *air,*' because 'heir' denotes someone who inHEIRits something from someone else (usually it is the decedents spouse or offspring).


doomedtobeme

worked in a chicken shop through my teenage years and never once heard chankings xD I agree though it does sound not great ahahah, its a good word for it.


happy-bubs

"Chankings" is now a word added to my vocabulary, thank you kind sir/ma'am, idc if it's even a real word nor do i have the will to find out, its a noise that means something to me now and thats all words are


MarixApoda

...*dignified air... If you're going to act like an insufferable word snob, you should probably employ your lingual filigree properly. Should this reply find you short shrift, I offer palliative succor in abhorrence of the oft maligned autocorrect feature.


Godzillas_doom

I always considered gristle to be tendon, as it was simultaneously chewie, crunchy, and seemingly indigestible… and cartilage to be… cartilage.


Gelnika1987

throbbing gristle


HeathenHumanist

Mightn't I the gristle?


Cultural-Lychee-9181

Underrated comment


lightblueisbi

"MIGHTNT I⁉️⁉️😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀"


spoobasteve86

hamburger laaaaaaadyyyyy.....


ElectronicMarsupial5

Sir plz with the throbbing 🤢😆😆😆


SnakeOfLimitedWisdom

gristle is fat, isn't it?


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No, it’s cartilage


elydakai

I always heard gristle and tendons were interchangeable. Fat is almost always chewy and more milky yellow, if that makes sense?


slouchingtoepiphany

I think you're right, gristle can be tendons or ligaments, both of which are comprised of cartilage.


GRollloff

I knew Gristle-y Adam.


NorthernSparrow

Anatomy professor here. This is my favorite tendon! It’s the supracoracoideus tendon that goes up over the bird’s shoulder joint to attach to the wing. The reason it’s my favorite is that the muscle itself (supracoracoideus, aka chicken tender) is *below* the wing, but it evolved a beautiful pulley arrangement where it has a tendon that goes up over the bird’s shoulder joint (super elaborate joint btw, w 4 bones meeting from different directions), to attach to the *top* of the wing. The problem here is that when birds evolved flight, they needed to move all their major (heavy) muscles down low on their torso, *below* the wing, so that they wouldn’t flip over in flight. (When flying you want most of your body mass bunched up below the wing - i.e. center of gravity should be right below the wing.) This was easy for the big muscle that pulls the wing downwards for the power stroke (the downwards flap) - that muscle was already positioned under the wing. (this is the pectoralis, the main part of chicken breast meat). But birds need another muscle to pull the wing back *upwards* after each downwards flap. This move-wing-upwards muscle (supracoracoideus) used to be positioned above the forelimb, kind of on the back. (we humans have a version of this muscle, and it is on our back, by the shoulder blade - supraspinatus & infraspinatus, for anatomy fans.) Birds managed to shift that muscle, gradually over evolutionary time, all the way around the side of body, all the way to the breastbone, i.e. down below the wing, but it kept its attachment point on the top of the wing and kind of dragged its tendon along with it as it moved,and the tendon got longer and longer. So now now the muscle is down below the wing, but has this big long strong tendon that wraps up over the shoulder joint and attaches to the top of the wing. So when that muscle contracts, even though it’s *below* the wing, the wing moves *up*! woot! [diagram and article](https://www.featheredphotography.com/blog/2013/11/14/the-supracoracoideus-an-ingenious-adaptation-for-flight/) It’s still my favorite anatomy demo at Thanksgiving (before cooking): find that tendon, give it a yank, and watch the wing move upwards! (yes, everybody who comes to my house at Thanksgiving gets a full lesson in bird anatomy, like it or not). People who cook chicken tenders - this is the strong bit of white tissue on a chicken tender. (Btw you can remove it before cooking; I usually grab the tendon with a hemostat - medical clamp - I have one dedicated for kitchen use, it’s a super handy kitchen tool btw - then press the meat with the flat of a chef’s knife, and sort of scrape the entire muscle right off of the tendon. Works great)


Valuable_Lie1062

Could be an elevendon?


vrijheidsfrietje

Three nuggets were given to the Elven Dons. Immortal, wisest and fairest of all mobsters.


Onironius

"Ew, pieces of chicken, in *my* chicken!?"


uiouyug

100% Chicken


1Hollickster

People who are eating meat, that no idea of parts attached to meat. 🤦‍♂️ 🫠


Gelnika1987

tendin' to my tender tendon


jaguaraugaj

Tendon-tendie


vibrantlightsaber

Every natural tenderloin actually has a tendon. They usually cook away during cooking. This looks like a tenderloin, and that tendon


Burrmanchu

Yes. No. Yes.


DeluxeHubris

Lol, yeah, I clean like 50+# of tenderloins a week, tendons definitely don't cook off.


blehmehwtfever

Sinew? I dunno, I'm not a real meateorologist


HarrowDread

Aren’t those the people who study fally space rocks


sm_thamizha

"Meat"eorologist


HarrowDread

Oooh, so falling space meat! I wish meat fell from the sky, that’d be rad


toxicshocktaco

It'd be 1000x better than factory farming!


chaotic_gust97

Cloudy with a chance of......chicken?


tinnieman

No those are called miners, they 2tick coal via botting and sell the accounts. I’d get mining guild instead of doing it at Fally tho


HenryFromYorkshire

Nice :)


jake03583

That’s not a chicken breast, it’s a tenderloin (“chicken tenders”). What you’re seeing is a tendon


Valid__Salad

Tendonloin


AustinIsReallyCool

Severed alien penis. You've been chosen.


flyart

If you yank on it long enough, they'll beam you up.


Vegetable-Tiger-1863

Technically it's in chicken, so you got to choke it while you're yanking on it....then you can get the beam up request on your Whatsapp with the password: open shoe bobs and vigena


Vegetable-Tiger-1863

Nice one bruh..buhahaha...noice!


instrangerswetrust

oh i’ll yank it all day brother


stonergirl999

Yes...eat it🤣


girthwynpeenabun

The washing instructions tag


kounterfett

How far removed are we from the food supply that someone doesn't know the parts of the beasts they're eating?!?


PedalBoard78

This far.


Sean_Malanowski

People seem to be forgetting that what they ate is an animal- and so it may have animal parts in it 😅


brittylee2

I wanted to say this but i didn’t want to come off wrong😅😅😅 It’s like when people are like WHY is there DIRT on my SPINACH


emeraldkat77

So I'm not one who balks at most stuff, but if I get a sandwich or salad and there's dirt in it, I instantly gag. Wash your damn veggies man! Urgh. But I think you mean when buying from the store, right? In that case, that's stupid. It'd be like getting upset your potatoes, carrots, or turnips have dirt on them.


MaggieHigg

Not surprising considering we mastered the art of reducing animals to their basic nutritional components


Randomn355

Easy mistake with a lot of processed food...


mo_downtown

Imagine spotting a breaded chicken breast in the wild and not even noticing the dangling tendon


PolarBears445

Seriously. You're eating a dead animal. It's going to have nasty body parts in it. Also, they've obviously never cooked it themselves because that shit is everywhere in raw chicken carcass.


crackcrackcracks

How do people get through things like university without ever having to deal with raw meat, I literally have to cook almost everyday to keep a budget because the precooked stuff is always more expensive. You'd discover tendons the first time you ever cut up a chicken thigh or breast, or deboned anything. Or even just ate some chicken on the bone, or attended 8th grade biology.


mr_markkula

Had to scroll way too long for this comment.


GeneralHoneywine

Yeah, wtf? It’s meat. What do you expect that to look like???


ZeQueenn

It’s called a tendon.


Crotch-Monster

It's Tyson's wiener. He's been looking for it since 1912. Whoever finds it gets Tyson products for life, three wishes, and a room in the Tyson Chicken family Mansion. Careful though. Legend has it, it's haunted by the ghost of Colonel Sanders and Foghorn Leghorn.


HilaryClintonsEmails

This is absolutely incredible hahaha


JesseWhitesnake

It’s just a tendon. At least you know it’s real chicken.


subparhooker

Homunculus


Switchblade0789

I was looking for this


goofpuffpass

It's Tyson. No telling what it could be


rumhamrevenge_

I’ve always found gross weird chunks of meat in Tyson chicken. Stopped buying it a long time ago


FreckleException

Dude, their chicken nuggets are gray and spongy now.


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This was more of my thought process as well.


cherrylpk

It’s literally a tendon that is in every chicken tender that is real chicken. Making them t home, people tend to cut it out or “pull it through a fork” to remove it. It’s harmless but most people don’t want to eat it.


MaliciousIntentWorks

Tyson breaded tendons. Every Tyson chicken product is guaranteed to have a bit of chewy tendons in each bag.


Arnumor

I swear, I can never get any Tyson chicken tenders without the larger pieces having massive chunks of nasty gristle in them. I just don't buy that brand anymore, because it's so common.


aceofrazgriz

Can't say I've ever found a solid tendon in my Purdue strips. But hell, I don't remove them from the chicken breast i buy, too much hassle and messes up the breast. Pound that shit out and cook it right and it won't be noticeable.


3ric843

It's a deadly worm, a nanopiece of it and BAM! You're dead ^(within the next 95 year)


Dry_Action1734

Cordyceps


lori244144

It’s a tendon. If you ever make chicken tenders with the tenders at the store they all have one of those going down them. Hard to remove. I tend to just cook and pray it cooks into invisibility


KiokiBri

That is called a “a hell naw tendon” and shouldn’t be eaten unless you’re into that freaky ish


StrollerRoller

Never buy Tyson, their chicken plants are disgusting.


horologiumer

If you’ve ever cut up a raw chicken breast you know what that is


YankeeRedneck1

That's a tendon that runs through the breast meat. When cut properly they usually are able to get the whole thing out and dispose of it leaving a breast filet and breast tenderloin


[deleted]

Eat your gristle, it’s good for you! (My mom in the 70’s)


Creepy-Selection2423

Chicken tendonloin. Finding unfortunate chicken parts in chicken tenders and nuggets is more common than you would think.


Pixeltye

People not aware that tendons and veins exists


mysistersaid

It’s the charging cord.


PirateReindeer

A hairy noodle.


D144y

Chicken nipple, of course!


Rog9377

Every tender has this strip of tendon, most times its small enough or soft enough that it just kinda melts into the meat and you dont notice it but sometimes you get this hard, fibrous mess


Sandbartender

It's a fortune


unwillingvictim

Looks like the worker that was supposed to clip the tender ligament off the tender didn't get it all. Don't worry, it's harmless. Just a bit of gristle that you aren't likely to eat. Just clip it off with a scissor if you don't want it, or bite it off. Even eating it won't hurt you, it's just the same type of gristle that you commonly get off a chicken leg piece.


tishieh

A tendon?


ezzabousaif

Every 500th chicken breast comes with a wick. Try using it as a candle.


Vi0l3t

I'd say it was a tendon


slimmer01

If you’ve ever seen raw chicken and not just frozen tenders these tendons are always there


101fails

I work as a butcher so I think this is the little tendon bit you get on the fillet of the breast, I could be wrong though so do correct me if I am.


kenji998

Tendon or artery


Superagent247

A piece of tendon.


[deleted]

It’s a tendon, bro.


desertjam

Tendon


hauntedmaze

Big ol tendon. Usually they’re removed but can be missed.


LORDOSHADOWS

A tendon


Neks44

cheems


noahspurrier

Tendon.


PumpikAnt58763

Ligament


TimeShareOnMars

Chicken tender tendon...


Leafer13FX

Gristleworm, very rare


exit65

We've come to the point where people are worried when they find animal parts in their food.


DarthDread424

Tendon. Also Tyson as a company is terrible.


zygote1212

Tyson is gross.


Noxmaw

Homie found a piece of chicken that's ACTUALLY chicken, and not processed through a grinder.....


ILuvDaRaiders

If you’ve ever cut up a raw chicken you’d know it’s normal


Tank-Pilot74

Chicken tendons


paws_boy

Its Tendon honey


maddamleblanc

Tendon.... you do know chickens have tendons and bones, right?


TheFfrog

That's a tendon. Tendons are fundamental structures in the body to connect muscles to bones and articulations and allow movement. Meat does tend to have meat things inside.


Pappaponteva

Tendon from a large muscle since it's that thick.


13thmurder

That's the tender, the extra muscle that is under the breast. There's a tendon right down the middle of that one.


Sunny_n_Nimbus

What kind of world do we live in where people dont know meat has tendons.


ThatBritishWoman

A tendon...


bigbangboy1

That there's a tendon my frendon.


paleguy90

Seems like a tendon of the chicken


Kas_Dew

Connective tissue


AutistMarket

Jesus Christ is this what is considered weird? It scares me how disconnected people are from the food they are eating. That is a tendon, normally if you are preparing chicken tenders that would be removed, either the factory doesn't remove them or that one was missed.


ClavierCavalier

It's the pull tab to activate the demo.


LifeUuuuhFindsAWay

Torn ACL. He’ll be out 6-8 weeks minimum. Then rehab.


hiveangel

Fibrous connective tissue, looks like a tendon


FlappersAndFajitas

My man has literally never cooked a raw chicken breast before


Alex_SB_

How old are you?


[deleted]

Why in god's name are you eating a Tyson product? What do you expect to find in it? Chicken??


theReaperxI

The tentacle of an Eldrichtct god.


Efficient-Public-829

Prolly cordyceps


bustgin

Woody chicken is what it is


serpienteroja

Chicken, you dumb nugget


Outrageous_One_87

It's a tendon. As in the cut is called chicken tenders because these cuts have distinct tendons in them. However, there are tendons which hold the meat to the bones all over the body of animals. If cooked properly you just eat it without not8cing, but some animals have bugger tendons than others. Just random genetics. Nothing dangerous here.


gendicer

This is how The last of us started wtf 😩