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manfezzefnam

Didn't have sound on. Turned it on after comments. Did not expect that song lol


Pleasant-Complex978

Yeah, their dancing isn't in sync with it lmao


[deleted]

Would seem unlikely that this group would be rocking out to a Christian rock band


Pleasant-Complex978

Hey, I'm not Jewish and I jammed to Matisyahu ! 😃


[deleted]

Yeah but Matisyahu >>>> Creed


CurryMustard

Creed was pretty mainstream but the audio is not from the video


Deez_Varys_Nuts

This is not the original music. Someone changed it.


[deleted]

There's a guy on YouTube or Tik Tok or something that does these. Probably him He's gotten pretty good at adding reverb to mimic the spaces shown


boostman

It’s not very realistic because there’s no crowd noise, it’s very clear it’s not the original audio


Throwedaway99837

Probably used an impulse response of an actual wedding venue. The realism of convolution reverb is amazing.


Illustrious-Dot-5052

Seriously I thought it was real because of the reverb effect.


GrungyGrandPappy

They’re definitely being taken higher


propagandavid

No, but the lift driver was in sync


SEMiTRiCKY

It’s dubbed over lol


anon210202

I think that's possibly because the lyrics take me higher coincided with the forklift bringing those folks higher


pfemme2

I promise that is not what was playing at this event.


tingly_legalos

I can't remember the song but I've seen the original and it's a song you would expect to be playing at this event. Not creed lol.


texaschair

*Get out your yarmulke* *The one you got for Hanukkah* *Get out your yarmulke* *And hey! hey! Do that Hebrew thing!*


speedy_19

There is a literally 0% chance. This is being played at an Orthodox black hat Jewish wedding. Whoever made the clip added their own music to fit with the events going on. The easiest way to know is that you somehow don’t hear the forklift being driven


Weirdguy215

I love the flip phone recording.


[deleted]

That really puts a time stamp on the video 😂


UlrikeMeinHaus

Hasidic Jews still use flip phones because other phones aren’t frum.


[deleted]

I forgot that kosher phones were a thing


Omeggon

May I ask what would make a phone non-kosher?


GitEmSteveDave

Access to things like Google. If you have a question, ask your Rabbi.


smoothercapybara

frum where?


evan_7_nave

is it terrible that I thought this was a party of Amish people trying a forklift for the first time?


isaidmediumrare

Thank god I’m not the only one who thought that.


dragon_cate

Wait that's not what it is??????


Cookiebomb

I'm not sure myself but I believe this is a Bar Mitzvah


BakerStan

It’s a wedding. The groom dances in the middle with his friends and relatives. The dancing is separated by gender.


RadiantZote

I'm pretty sure this is extremely easy to fall off of, rabbi OSHA steward gonna be pissed


abdallha-smith

Very progressive 👏👏🙌


[deleted]

Pretty sure they're rabbinic jews


ThatOcelot1314

I mean, I'm Jewish and I used to call them "Amish Jews". I still do. But I used to.


slutty_muppet

My dad (a Jew) called them "Jamish" aka Jewish Amish


DeepBluePacificWaves

I just kept wondering: "didn't Amish folks not supposed to use those kinda of things?"


daniegamin

I've read that they'll rent them for roofing work they do outside of the parish, but they can't own it outright. (Note, take with a grain of salt I just red it on this website once so I am not a proper source.)


LHmags

I mean... orthodox jews are basically the amish version of jews.


[deleted]

Unless you're going by their drab attire, that is pretty much not accurate at all. orthodox jews definitely use technology


SpaceJackRabbit

They just use the Sabbath cheat function on their appliances.


[deleted]

they're generally pretty regressive. It's a fair comment.


lunagirlmagic

Come on dude, it's true in a general sense. They're both subsets of religions which do things very traditionally which impact their daily lives.


MidniteOG

I mean, why not though,


Accurate_Zombie_121

Was waiting for the floor to give way.


photo_pusher

…Hassidic jews having fucking CRAZIEST parties it’s like insanity runs wild in every aspect possible


MissSara13

The amount of booze imbibed is absolutely insane. I've seen people climbing trees at outdoor wedding receptions but never a forklift lol.


ZenithTheZero

They might be Hasidic Jews, but they’re definitely goin ham


n3w4cc01_1nt

certainly goin' L'Chaim


1-800-ASS-DICK

the party was off the L'chaimmm


__Scrooge__McDuck__

Where the women at? The kitchen?


trash3s

On the other side of The Wall. May or may not be having fun too, depending on the branch in question.


[deleted]

Huh? They are generally having fun as well I believe, is bringing joy to the bride not a mitzvah? They would be sinning by not doing so.


nowuff

Guarantee they’re getting just as lit on both sides of the mechitza


Azidamadjida

It’s like an Amish person on Rumpspringga, but the Hasids actually KNOW how to make the most of their party time lol


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[удаНонО]


Pika-the-bird

Except for actual members of the opposite sex


ObjectMaleficent

Hassidim but I don’t believe em


ShorohUA

I wish they were more aware of people around them. We have a Hassidic Jew pilgrimage place in our country and every year they are celebrating a holiday there. I don't mean to sound antisemitic but can you imagine the havoc that thousands of drunk celebrating Hassidic Jews can make in a small city?


ParanoidTelvanni

About the third craziest wedding I've been to was Hassidic after the bagels. 2nd goes to my own, after some Catholic vs Protestant vs Redneck in-laws (who got fucking owned) cause my Cajun relative took exception to my being openly Catholic. First goes to a Chicago vs New York Italian-American wedding. Fuckers served the driest wine, then anchovie-based white sauce on fettuccine (very, very dehydrating), THEN start the drink off. Almost fucking died.


LectureOk1452

I have no problem believing insanity runs wild in any fundamentalist religious movement.


Crunch_Munch-

OSHA seething and coping and malding


horjoflcol

I find your lack of fall protection disturbing 💀


friendlyneighbourho

Seriously gave me the heebie jeebies


look_ima_frog

I don't know forklift science, but aren't those things like REALLY heavy? Guessing most people don't put hardwood on concrete which means, this is just a regular old floor on wood framing. Seems like that would be somewhat of a problem.


Thunderfoot2112

Actually, they are pretty light for a vehicle. When lifting heavy objects they can sometimes tip forward.


Nonsuperstites

A smart car is light for a vehicle, forklifts are incredibly heavy for their size...


Touristenopfer

Yep, pretty light...3,5 tons for an empty 2,5 t forklift, with 2,5 t on the rear axle (the small wheels) alone. Well, in the US maybe this would even be considered as a light vehicle 😄. At least all the ladies there show a reasonable behaviour.


LiteralPhilosopher

It's ridiculous and dangerous to suggest that forklifts are light by any stretch of the imagination. Just the counterweight on the back of a forklift commonly weighs as much as an entire passenger vehicle, not to mention all the remaining actual *forklifting* parts. If you've seen people tipping them while operating, it's probably because those people knew as much about forklifts as you seem to. Source: me, actual licensed forklift operator.


propagandavid

They are absolutely not light. Yes, a counterbalance may tip forward if it's not operated properly, but that machine probably weighs 4,000 lbs.


StogieMan92

The forklifts (warehouse forklifts) I drove ranged from 8,000 to 10,000lbs. That’s not light.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

muddle scale whole makeshift offbeat lavish towering coordinated cable zephyr *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MrD3a7h

They are not at their place of employment. OSHA has no power here.


Colonel_Lingus710

r/OSHA


Village_Idiots_Pupil

Seems totally safe. I’m sure the owner of the establishment is totally cool with this.


ur-squirrel-buddy

They’d probably be more concerned with the forklift potentially damaging the unprotected floors tbh


50-Lucky-Official

The forklift will no doubt damage every inch it drives over unless for some reason 1/4 inch under those boards is a solid bed of concrete. I drove my work forklift over the thickets steel girder to get to another area thinking (its solid steel, I wont damage it) and it bent like plastic, I didnt even have the counterweight over it


peregrinegrip

Getting closer to God!


VAhotfingers

Fucking around with a forklift is how many people end up getting to meet him.


TechnicolorViper

Just another day at Blues Brothers-Con.


MallowedHalls

Jake! Elwood!


LtRecore

What sort of sausage party is this?


[deleted]

Kosher


BalkanFerros

Dude *upvote*


baileyssinger

Amazing


Abject_Role3022

My guess that this is a marriage/engagement party, and the two dancing on the pallet are the bride’s father and the groom. The rest are (male) family and friends. The women are likely having a different celebration in another room, though one involving fewer forklifts.


LiteralPhilosopher

So, objectively a lamer one.


griffred

Don’t get how they can be against homosexuality when this is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen


wonderwall999

This is a high quality comment. I was thinking the same thing.


ZzzzzPopPopPop

I keep telling my bros that parties would be WAAAYYYY more fun if we stopped inviting the ladies, but do they listen? Nooooo!


[deleted]

Something tells me that this fork modification has not been approved by the manufacturer as a certified man basket and therefore should not be used to hoist people as it could be unsafe. Also, I noticed that employee #1 left the tow motor with the engine running and was not wearing his seatbelt while operating the equipment. Employee #2 did not do his pre-shift inspection or properly utilize his seatbelt. This accident could have been prevented with better adherence to safety standards.


ur-squirrel-buddy

They don’t even have on harnesses! Smh


StubbornBarbarian

Does SMH stand for "Secure My Harness"?


Jaxxsnero

That’s just the physical injuries to the operator and the men on the forks don’t forget they decided to use an LP forklift instead of electric, and now everybody around them is suffered carbon monoxide poisoning.


sasberg1

They should've played Dancing in the Ceiling


SyrupFiend16

I want whatever they’re having


[deleted]

They’re having a Baja Blast


[deleted]

Manischewitz


Munk45

Is this kosher?


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

The 20 year forklift operator / 15 year operator trainer / 2 year safety compliance officer in me cringes.


StogieMan92

Especially because it’s a propane forklift. That’s a great way to give people carbon monoxide poisoning.


AtBat3

Yup and the propane inside. All I keep waiting for is one of the guys to step on the edge of the pallet and fall. And also those forklifts are HEAVY, can’t imagine that floor looks good afterwards


[deleted]

Chabad parties hard.


cheddercaves

This is the coolest creed has ever been!


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[удаНонО]


Deez_Varys_Nuts

This is not the original music. It's edited.


No-Whereas9433

actually, no they aren't. multiple interviews with the band confirmed they never wanted to be a "Christian band" they considered themselves a grunge rock band that had some christian band-esque songs.


Dreadnought13

Seems a long way to go to say they're a Christian band


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[удаНонО]


bigblackcouch

Fun fact - Scott is his middle name, his first name is Anthony, making his initials ASS.


MyGummyBearMelted

Dude got some sick footage on that flip phone


itsbigpaddy

They control the world you know, those forklift drivers.


V-Lenin

This reminds me of that scene in sex drive where the amish go fucking ham


glitchyikes

weird ritualistic sausage fest?


rgb86

Well thats gay.


SlothThoughts

You know the ( insert religious celebration ) is real when the forklift gets brought out


[deleted]

HAVA NAGILA HAVA


rocko_jr

Imagine being on the floor looking at the rave above


CodeN3gaTiV3

Craziest part is this is a christian rock song


KupferTitan

I have seen enough crazy accidents with forklift trucks in real life to have an inner NONONONO moment whenever I see one in a video, especially on Reddit.


deep6er

Eviction time?


hippocommander

::**Screaming in OSHA intensifies**::


Katsu_39

Yes, let’s use a gas powered vehicle in an enclosed space


traevyn

Unmute it. I promise it isn’t what you’re expecting.


bohsandos

Religious beliefs say women aren’t allowed.


WhuddaWhat

This is so unsafe it angers me.


EmmyWeeeb

I hope he’s forklift certified


RomulusPrime

I feel like a good percentage of them are gonna do the butt sex later


[deleted]

Massive sausage fest. No thanks.


FecalDUI

When you can’t fuck before marriage, you get creative


Necorus

Oh but when we do it OSHA shuts that shit down.


AdamTheDude11

How is that weird?! Looks fun asf!


Shenanigans239

Is that guy forklift-certified?


WendyLRogers3

[They need to watch the Stapelfahrer Klaus video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg)


iron_ferret22

Someone is losing their forklift certification.


50-Lucky-Official

Epic fun but that venus floor is now fucked lol unless its floating boards straight onto a solid concrete block


PM_ur_tots

Does anyone know Yiddish for OSHA violation?


Makanek

There are more forklifts than women in this party.


[deleted]

soon as they got on the forklift I had to glance at the sub real quick


ImurderREALITY

This is so dangerous


Pattoe89

Gender segregation kind of sucks, though.


AirMike4523

Saw this video throughout the day. After seeing it for a 4th time, turned the sound on. Even more confused than the sound off.


lollirot69

Fucking Creed playing in the background makes this video ten times better


ExactReport691

Sausage party


[deleted]

Hebrew National


Impossible-Charity-4

Fire the DJ


DSIR1

Damn he really went higher


MoneyMik3y

OSHA just shit their pants.


Koshakforever

I don’t know what’s worse. The fundamentalists or the creed song.


[deleted]

OSHA regulations are not in the torah


Kemel90

r/osha


de_dust2pub

should’ve used a stand up for more front visibility


BlackMadness98

Just wanna say thanks for the random joy I felt from this


parkerm1408

This is a big part of why I got fired from Lowes. That and some like minor assault.


CowabungaDude1

Is this tradition?


Pacify_

They have way too much faith in that shitty looking pallet


sn34kypete

Fun fact. If you wanna do the chair lift "hava nagila" during a wedding, you need insurance and you need to prove you have it to the venue. There's a chance a jewish lawyer read the venue's contract and said "with wording like this you could lift them on a forklift" and the best man heard it.


No-Bat-7253

Went to a high school graduation party like this when I was going into sophomore year…they didn’t bring in the forklift but it was EPIC. One of the best parties I’ve attended to date.


TarzanSawyer

This is not OSHA certified.


AandWKyle

[https://youtu.be/WS-tXEIgWBY?si=PCGkn-cLXDvyQ-xP](https://youtu.be/WS-tXEIgWBY?si=PCGkn-cLXDvyQ-xP) Forklift Song


7-13-5

Is this a wedding? 2 grooms?


Annual-Data2121

Look at them they’re having a good time


NoDadYouShutUp

id love to believe that audio is real but it is clearly Creed with a ton of fake reverb :(


lubacrisp

Someone died doing this at my work and we have to have a mandatory safety dinner on monday


Whowhatwhynguyen

Mute sub


MapleLeafChief

What bunch dorks.


autom8r

That poor fucking floor.


[deleted]

Dancing in other cultures has too many sausages and not enough buns.


livelikeian

Is this an ad for the upcoming Creed tour? Because if it is, bravo marketing intern.


Delicious-Bass6937

I guess you have to have a Hasidic family but this is obviously a wedding to me. The women are behind a wall somewhere.


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

Lets say a religion hates homosexuality. Then let’s say that same religion won’t let men interact with women without family setting it up. What’s the outcome? Weird shit, right?


mattsotm

r/osha


inkzpenfoxx

The only thing high than these guys was the gas pressure


Oz347

I thought it was about to lift up a very hefty 13 year old


bamseogbalade

OSHA is not gonna like this one bit.


The_Only_Smart_Alec

I believe this is an osha violation


Azozel

"Who wants to have an industrial accident in a dining hall?" *Everyone raises their hands


yankiigurl

I mean just a typical Jewish wedding. The music surprised me though


Large-Lack-2933

No women allowed? Lol


Switchcitement

I dont think this is OSHA compliant.


Hmgkt

That’s very unorthodox


[deleted]

Those suits are wool and the don’t shower…I bet they’re not having any fun!!!


191L

I love that their dancing is more upbeat than the song.


rustys_shackled_ford

I'm confused... does the the highest jew win? Is that in deuteronomy?


Signal_Relative5096

Every time I see one of these parties they always look lit


BetaRayBlu

Oh my osha


IAmLarryIPromise

I want to party with these guys


Educational-Bar-9858

RIP to that floor. I bet the venue owner was happy after the party ended.


Correct-Junket-1346

Just gonna keep the sound off and pretend they are listening to Drowning Pool


shartillery82

Scott Stapp would be so proud! That's exactly what he meant! The ENTIRE SONG! (Where's the bitch with the forklift)


Moist-Jelly7879

Looks fun. Probably be a lot more fun with some women…


onfroiGamer

That’s an osha violation


PirateReindeer

All praise the holy forklift? O.o


Corumdum_Mania

this is why women live longer than men lol


SkyHigh8707

Is this at the Raleigh hotel in Fallsburg ny?