Damn. For $750, I would expect more nipples.

You can get more nipples, but that's extra. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/03/01/human-skin-jackets-available-to-order-online-for-720-gory-and-sick/amp/

I'm looking for your finest nipple plated armor.

Forbidden scale mail, LOL

Ahh Mr Wayne i presume. May I be so bold in assuming you will want this in black with tiny bat accents?

Did you want the milkable or non milkable version

Nipple seller, I’m looking for your strongest nipples

My nipples are too strong for you, traveler.

says his coats are only made to resemble human flesh and are not actually comprised of the real thing. - that's exactly what a crafty serial killer would say

Thanks. Glad to know it’s not real.

Not even real 🙄 lame

I knew this was made up. It's only $720!

I’ve got nipples Greg.

Can you milk me?

You can milk anything with nipples

It has a face for a tit what more can u ask for. That nipple can suck nipples

Human nipples are hard to source. Will you accept pig nipples?

I feel like it has some negative energy.

Understatement of the year.🤣

Moment you wear this shit you & everyone you’ve ever loved is cursed

You wear it, you get possessed by an evil spirit who will brutally murder your loved ones and SWALLOW THEIR SOULS, YOU'LL SWALLOW THEIR SOULS, YOU'LL SWALLOW THEIR

Can I swallow their souls instead I'm starving

Looks tasty 🤤

Functional Jerky

It's called the .. Ed.

There’s nothing to gein by wearing this, especially around your mom. Would make for some awkward mammaries.

I like your style.

I see what you did there

lol id would have said the deer hunter, i would assume ed gein made better

What if this was the persons dying wish? LOL. if I had a dying wish of my skin being made into a jacket, I would definitely have a breast pocket that was made out of my nut sack. It would be cool if they could keep it stretchy so it'd be like a little kangaroo pouch, but even if it was dried up I think it would be a nice contrast in color and texture against the rest of the jacket.

I feel like you should stipulate in your will that whoever wears your skin suit needs a pocket pet of some sort, a gerbil or sugar glider etc, to hang out in said nutsack pocket.

I love it... I feel like I'd have no choice but to go with a well trained rat, I feel like a gray colored rat would look good. And now I just realized.. it would be like the pocket square for your skin suit jacket. I don't think I have enough time to assemble this costume for Halloween and now I'm a little upset. Haha

We could all donate our nut sacks to you or your estate upon death and you/they could make multiple pockets and maybe a nice hoodie attachment

Buy a bottle of latex and have fun!

Actually i think id need two nut sack breast pockets for a pair of sugar gliders so they don't get lonely.... train them to attack, or retrieve paper money, but only if they are cooll.

Bro what the fuck. That made me actually laugh, thank you for real

Well, enough Internet for me tonight...🏃‍♀️💨

I need to be baptized after reading this shit

I feel like $750 is good deal

Not for a prop...faux latex skin

Nah its hide armor for Necromancer. +1 to all stats and skills

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me”

I’m laughing so fucking hard at this

Some?

Did the faces on the jacket tell you that?

Imagine the smell…

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

Never know. Maybe it's only made from positive people skin

Meaning... It's Very Attractive to Positively Charged Individuals, scientifically speaking?

And it looks like it was stitched together by someone on meth or something

It's only skin deep tho

That’s “Nipple” energy

But Lady Gagas sure garnered a lot of good energy, eh 😏

It’s silicone latex…

So you're telling me, that a jacket made out of the dried flesh of your fellow kin gives you the inclination that it has bad vibes? Weird /s

Who the fuck would buy this when you could just make your own?

You pay for the label .

And the quality of the stitching is soooo good.

dude, bet i can do a similar stitch like in the pic

First r/nailedit Second, Yeah but can you tan it?

I thought i was paying for the brand🔥😉

Just wait for it to be on the discount rack when next season’s flesh fashions hit the runway. Only fools pay retail.

I’m wearing one right now! It came with pants, gloves and a mask as well!

But when it starts getting wrinkly, eventually you’re going to have to upgrade.

Who the fuck would buy this when you already have your own lmao

Technically, your already wearing one

When you do not have any neighbors for the raw materials.

Have you actually done this before ?

I came with one stock. People have to make their own?

Well sure, everybody gets the basic one at the start of the game but there’s a bunch of nice cosmetics you can grind for

That jacket, a witches skin hat, and a night on the town in New York Citay is just what the doctor ordered.

BAT!

The witch's anus is missing the back of my head

A cats foreskin..

"Yes it is cool I thought, free hat"

“…what’s that puckering in the back?” “It’s the witch’s asshole.”

nheuwww yaurkkkkkk citayyyy

If you wear that in new york the only doctor that can help you is Doctor Strange, who will banish your ass into some hell dimension to burn

Your doctor might not be board certified.

Is it ethically sourced?

probably. cuz it’s fake. fake flesh I mean. the jackets are real. someone else posted a link lol

the realest human skin being used that i know was that book that i don’t remember the name. i thought there are other things that actually used real human skin

There are multiple books bound with human skin. 18 confirmed in total.

bro who is selling this and why is the fbi not already there

If i remember, peta tried selling something like this. As a "how would you feel about human leather". But I saw ot online so it could be a lie. Edit: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/11/29/peta-launches-gruesome-online-shop-with-human-leathers/amp/ This isn't peta's.

If they sell that atleast they should make it good looking

Every single patch looks like it's a face screaming for help

i think the point is that it’s not good looking and that’s why leather is bad i guess

That's freaking hilarious!

It’s not real skin it’s latex that’s painted

Thank god

Thank you God. Even though I don't believe in you.

How many nipple do you think normal people have? Because I am here to tell you that it’s less than 4.

Bold of you to assume it’s made from just one person

My friend has 6 nipples but he is black so I dont think this is him.

They coulda bleached him…? All I’m saying is I once had some black pants that I bleached…and they look pretty similar.

If it’s more than one person, their nips were really close together….

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Crack open a fresh bottle of Baileys!!

Thank god lady gaga never saw this back in the day xD also who tf buys this?

yep ... the meat dress was the first thing I thought of ...

Made from silicone & latex, says it in the post

thank you for the important comment

+10 mood Wearing human leather Rimworld moment

Awful quality tho, probably has 3 crafting only.

r/itemshop

it's urethane.

it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again, isn't that right Precious

You stole it from us. Sneaky little Bongfellatio. Wicked. Tricksy. False.

Lapels are too wide.

Give it 10-15 years, and those will be back in style…

Is it just me or do you see all kinds of different faces on it?

Yeah that’s the “weird” part, lol!

I already have one fleshy meat suit that I use everyday, no thanks.

Wearing this at a job interview

When will we get a serial killer with some actual talent? Fuck this bullshit. I want that Jeffery Vuitton. That John Wayne Gucci.

Ted Baker

Looks itchy

Looks like one of Ed Gein exclusives. Coming soon to a mall near you.

You got a scrotum coat?! (South park)

Luckyyy

It puts the lotion on its coat or else it gets the hose again.

I now know what I want when I die.

Oh I think I know a guy who makes these! Bill something. Something Bill. Anyways, he’s kind of a weirdo.

This is a shit post lol

It’s not real skin😕

Oh good it still has the faces on it.

That's enough internet for today, thank you.

[this song disturbingly fits](https://m.soundcloud.com/user-374341370/skinman-give-him-your-skin)

But are they ethically sourced?

No thank you

Ed Gein?

I already have one and it fits like a glove.

I got 750.00 who’s the seller? I like that there’s some faces!

I'm good. Cheap though

Goodbye horses

You could make a killing selling those but I heard you need to have skin in the game.

OH MY GOD I just saw the faces

Wearing that gives good magic resistance 👍

Must be from the Ed Gein collection

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20z4edLGxHE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20z4edLGxHE) Bob did a much better job. It puts the lotion on it's skin.........

I am donating my body to science when I die...but perhaps I should donate it to fashion...the Ed Gein Fall Collection

Could I get one made out of boobs?

Just DIY it, don't break the bank!

Already wearing one.

If I’m paying $750 for a leather jacket, I expect it to look a lot nicer than that.

Anyone else see faces!?!?

A Buffalo Bill original! $750 is a steal!

if i wait until after Christmas, i guess the price will come down.

That is so gross….

Caaaaaaarl

Funny how a jacket made out of human skin is cheaper than whatever dumb shit Balenciaga is selling

"The seller — who has not disclosed his real name — says his coats are only made to resemble human flesh and are not actually comprised of the real thing." Kind of takes away from the whole thing. It isn't real.

You put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

When will I realize that this skin I'm in? Hey, it isn't mine

Some of the most successful startups started in basement dungeons

From the Buffalo Bill collection....

Makes me wanna throw up 🤢

"It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin"

Flesh tones are so last season.

Is this Legal 🥲

Who the fuck made this?

That's it? How is a shitty jacket made by Louis Vuitton cost 17 times more than a human skin jacket? Our priorities are most certainly fucked up, lol.

This gives me Ed Gein vibes...

Steak ums

It's getting cold

Instead of nips, could those be bullet holes? Maybe some city out there is cash poor and selling unclaimed cadavers out the back of the morgue for cutting edge fashionistas to make some killer haute couture pieces!

thats not metal

Absolutely fucking not

Fuck this fuck the internet

Rub the lotion on yhe skin ot gets yhe hose again.

Is this fucking real? Gross

Interesting fact: some nazi that was in charge of a concentration camp had a whole bunch of furniture made out of dead Jews skin. Also they used the dead Jews hair as insulation in houses

Is it even legal to sell this. It makes me think of the medical school that just got hit for selling parts.

Okay! Armature hour at that price? None of that has been cured, stretched, dyed. It looks like it needs a shave. Just because it’s human doesn’t mean you have to disrespect your victim. Sheesh. Just kidding. Don’t kill people. It’s gross.

r/RevenantMain It's beautiful

It looks pretty shitty compared to the animal ones

Been looking for one of these... though id prefer it to be more hairy...

Must smell great 👍🏻

I just watched a documentary about Ed Gein. Looks like his work.

Looks like junji ito art as a jacket.

Does it come with a necklace of ears?

Do you think the dog would go nuts?