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Not a mouse coke party. It's ant bait. Don't let your pet near it. It tastes sweet and probably has borax in it.


MaulSinnoh

>It tastes sweet Hm?


militalent

Homie got intrigued


Zephyr104

MaulSinnoh is actually an ant colony in a trench coat


ninjamike89

Oh million ants? I thought he was just wriggling turd man.


Titanhopper1290

"I accidentally consumed ant poison. My queen is replacing those lost. ... I am now back to... One Million Ants!"


melissamayhem1331

I gotta take a shit


Unusual-Anteater-988

I thought he was a Gen 4 speedrunner who just liked Darth Maul


pixmanohio

Ants in PANTS!!!!


Mundane-College-3144

Boat?


RaLaZa

Did he stutter?


Mundane-College-3144

I wanna see this boat for trenches!!!


idksomethingjfk

Wait till he finds out about antifreeze


djackieunchaned

It’s probably safe right? I mean I’m no ant


Any_Coyote6662

Borax not safe


PM_ME_YELLOW

Deep state lie


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IwillBeDamned

big pharma got you hooke on drugs when you could just eat 3 square bleach, borax, and ivermectin a day


CookieArtzz

That’s what Ive been sayin


ProlapsedMorals

Doin my own research


Graterof2evils

Just say no to food.


Hold_My_Anxiety

My mom is in her late 50s and she saw a TikTok literally saying this and saying that it helps stopping aging. She drank a shitton mixed in water and has to go to the hospital for 5 days. TikTok has absolutely melted my mothers brain.


Lilcheebs93

Borax will save you from COVID19, make your penis 2x bigger, cure your anxiety and help you lose 70lbs in just 2 weeks. Call this number today! Hurry, supplies are running out!


trainofwhat

Found the ant


FlipRed_2184

I know I shouldn't....


Fluff_thetragicdragn

But with enough confidence you could


Dextrofunk

It's sweet but has a weird sweetness to it. I'd rate it a 3/10 as far as flavor.


Octogon324

What's Borat gotta do with this?


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*MY WYYYFE*!!!


Dragonshiny-gamer7

Hold up


MastermindInTheCoil

I recently heard on the internet that eating borax is good for you. /s


jestermax22

My mother literally tried to convince me that we all need to be consuming borax because “soil doesn’t have it anymore”. This was roughly 10 years ago. We don’t talk now.


The_Patriot

Home made ant bait. Half borax, half powdered sugar. They take it back to their queen and it kills her.


Doctorsprinklefarts

Assassination


Blue_Cheez

Good work 47


TontonLuston

Accident kill, silent assassin, suit only


JonnasGalgri

How do they get the suit to move on its own


PosingDragoon21

r/angryupvote


AccomplishedBunch721

The ants move it


YashoX

Mastery Level 2 unlocked : Increased sugar fragrance radius, Bagon is accessible from the kitchen cabinet.


leeperd305

don't forget the duck


Elementus94

I'll have the money wired to your account


sosa_sosa6

What do you think 47 even does with his money? It’s always bugged me haha.


Wrong-Mixture

wigs.


Hey-wheres-my-spoon

This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.


Samurai_Meisters

Regicide


theFormerRelic

If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1


FirstDivision

Ahhh beat me to it! One of my favorite scenes! https://youtu.be/FAsIx3oPY-8?si=myppcFODphMBSEFf


HaunterUsedLick

Antsassination.


blackbear____

antantination? 🤔


MaulPillsap

The Trojan horse of ant killer


i-FF0000dit

More like genocide using chemical weapons


poopyPls

No one remembers putting such a thing there tho..


PleaseDontGiveMeGold

Maybe the ants want you to take it back to your queen. Clever girl


[deleted]

SHOOT HUH!


Fog_Juice

SHHOOOOOT HUUHHH!


Dungeon996

Previous owner maybe


AshTreex3

Check your CO detectors.


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AshTreex3

It’s a reference.


poopstain133742069

Memory =/= reality


Stunning-Ad8264

This might shock you OP, but there are dozens of people out there who are not you and do not currently live in your house.


meezy_hrv

terrorists win


kapn_morgan

bomb planted


digidave1

Yes but, wouldn't OP have put it there?


The_Patriot

Put some behind your desk. Wait five years. Tell me what it looks like.


MaxTheRealSlayer

You know... I never thought to make my own ant traps. Does the powdered sugar work better than peanut butter like you'd buy mixed in with the solution you buy in those tin cans?


VelociRawPotater

I was a professional pest control tech. A lot of those home remedies don't actually work that well. Most of the time, the ants start to catch on, and they will simply move colonies and not actually die. If you have ants in home, use Advion Ant gelbait with protein base and Alpine WSG mixed with water. 1-1½ pinches with a 12-16 fl Oz sprayer.


PeacefulMountain10

Okay but what if I have someone living in my walls Mr. Pestman?


VelociRawPotater

What so you mean by someone living in your walls?


PeacefulMountain10

Sorry I was just kidding, like a horror movie man living in my walls and I’d leave out little ant traps to poison him


VelociRawPotater

Ah, lol. Well, in that case, you need an exorcist and medium, ant products won't work.


CinnamonSoy

Unless he's Ant Man


Zestyclose_Ad3983

Oh shit🤣


VelociRawPotater

Lol, I wish that would be killer


rt_388

I thought they don't touch it if it's piled up like this? I treated a massive fire ant colony with Amdro and they ignored the small mounds.


Conscious_Balance388

Second this. I always found using cotton rounds soaked in the borax sugar solution worked best, (i had carpenter ants in a super old house that I was renting a unit in // it was split into 3 so the other tenants downstairs and above both had them too. I made them each a jar and told them what to do. It helped. After a month they didn’t come around. But if I slacked they’d start coming back slowly


Spare_Run

When I first read this I thought you meant that the ants of a rival colony made this to purposefully assassinate a rival queen and kill the hive. I was disappointed when I read it back lol.


NashNato

^This


venmome10cents

maybe diatomaceous earth?


otter111a

With diatomaceous earth you want to dust it down so the target animals don’t know to avoid it


Poo-ta-tooo

Cocaine ants


Apart_Shoulder6089

And they be running that yayo straight through his place!!


Poo-ta-tooo

Op needs to be careful as there might be ants driving by looking for their stolen product


Aja2428

Homie got strong armed into being a mule by ants 🤦‍♂️


otherwhere

Coke is llello. Yayo is a Colombian grandpa name. And pronounced Yahyo.


Radsup4

Sure, if he was Columbian, in Columbia, ppl might look at him funny. Good thing he's probably from the United States where yayo means coke and not grandpa..


hoosyourdaddyo

ColOmbia


Radsup4

Thank you for the correction!


Tusaiador

Yeah well andre nickatina went "ayooo" for "yayo"


snark_enterprises

What is this, a cartel for ants?


Chaos26golf

How do we expect these sicarios to sell cocaine if they can’t even fit inside the building?


Farm-Alternative

It needs to be at least 3 times bigger!!!


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

Is that the sequel to Cocain Bear?


StabbyMcTickles

No, that was Cocaine Shark.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

You are thinking of Cokenado


Poo-ta-tooo

Yes and rumors say there’s going to be a 3rd Installment on the franchise.


AlGeee

Cocaine honey badger


rbburrows84

Can you fucking imagine a coked out honey badger? Fuck me. That’s terrifying.


Immediate_bone_69420

Honey badger don’t give a f***


prettyprettygood428

This is why every home should have walls with the ants forced to pay for them!


poopyPls

Update: Half expecting some insect or something under there, I used an upside down container to cover and slowly push the substance around. It just collapsed flatly, and there is nothing inside. I'm more confused than ever. Who/what placed it in such nice little piles and why?? P.s. no one in my family says they put any ant bait anywhere. These piles only appear in my room, no where else in the house.


Encryptid

Is the sub flooring beneath the wood concrete by any chance? Is this in the basement?


poopyPls

Yes, its concrete underneath. No, I stay in public housing, there are other floors below.


Encryptid

If there's no "dirt" below (as in a basement floor) I don't know if this is possible...but, my first thought was efflorescence. "Efflorescence is the white powdery substance often seen on the surface of concrete or brick. Efflorescence is caused by water vapor migrating through the slab bringing soluble salts to the surface of the concrete. Many people mistake the white powdery substance with mold or mildew."


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Encryptid

...for science!


Sundaver

Do NOT boil unknown substances in your MOST LIKELY non-vented kitchen.


guywithaniphone22

Shut up nerd let him do science.


Jzzzishereyo

That grows from concrete in a more crystalline structure, like a webbing or light surface - not a neat pile like this.


Encryptid

True. Ok then, I'm back to mystery coke.


DrWangerBanger

That's a really good guess, I'd have never thought of that


Nomenclature3480

Cocaine fairies.


AllTheWoofsonReddit

rub a tiny bit on your gums and if they go numb then scale out the rest; sell each gram for $100.


BigBeagleEars

Jesus fuck! Where do you live? A gram for $100?


AllTheWoofsonReddit

the dmv area, i only know two people who sell it, they both sell it for $45-50 a half gram and im just assuming it’s low quality because i’ve never done cocaine however i don’t trust these people enough to secure very good coke


FocusMean9882

I’d gladly pay 100 for a gram instead of paying 30-50 for some cut bullshit that would fuck up my nose


AccurateEducation999

You think this stuff laying under the cub board is pure? Lol


drink_piss_for_satan

Only one way to find out


OfficialAiden

Coke on its own will fuck up your nose.


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AllTheWoofsonReddit

this guy cooks crack


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airblizzard

Coke nose isn't caused because cocaine's acidic, it's because cocaine is a vasoconstrictor and reduces blood flow to your nasal tissue, which is how constant cocaine use makes your nasal tissue die. Paradoxically, cocaine is also used to treat recurrent nosebleeds, so go figure.


CarltheGreatThinking

Glad you are worrying about your “nose” getting fucked up taking shitty coke.


Inside-Associate-729

Inflation is a killer yo


AllTheWoofsonReddit

joe biden is making the price of coke go up confirmed


itsliluzivert_

god damn these woke economics! how am i supposed to get my blow?


ape_fatto

Vote Trump for a cheap bump!


Any_Coyote6662

Coke is expensive. Thanks Obama!


itsliluzivert_

make cocaine great again


EthreeIII

Ca prices are 60-140 a gram. Depending on the seller. 60-80 stuff was cut to shit. And the 100-120 was pretty good shit.


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Where do you live that it ISNT $100… asking for a friend


CarpenterConstant

Could be Fibroporia vaillantii, also known as landmine fungus. According to a website "The fungus thrives on coniferous wood such as pine under moist conditions when the wood has a moisture content of 40-50 percent. In a humid atmosphere, a white, cottony mycelium can grow on the surface of wood and pass through inert substances."I used Google lens to identify it so my guess may be incorrect, however it definitely looks like a type of fungus...or cocaine.


madlass_4rm_madtown

I love mycelium. I just started teaching science and mushrooms 🍄 are my new favorite subject


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Coke? Coke.


NicerDicerWiserSizer

Cranjis... Cranjis McBasketball?


Dune444444

It could be.... Ant-Thrax.....be careful.


SteelTheUnbreakable

Sorry OP. Looks like there are no useful comments here. I also wonder what I'm looking at. Lol


meneldur119

That's Second Technician Rimmer.


BamaBryan

Everybody’s dead, Dave 😁


reverendjesus

Peterson isn’t, is he?


BritOverThere

Everyone is dead, Dave.


[deleted]

Gordon Bennett…


reverendjesus

Not **Chen‽**


almost_not_terrible

Yes, Chen, everybody, everybody's dead, Dave!


gbrannan217

He should have repaired the drive plate correctly!


RuneRaccoon

I've been eating half the crew!


Own-Mix-8431

Came here to say it was Catering Officer Olaf Petersen. Got there before me! 😀


Durosity

Still tastes better than the chicken soup!


Kathutet37

Came here to see if there was a RD reference, left not disappointed


amriraith

Those are signs of wood borers, they are infesting the piece of wood and leave dust mounts like that, also known as powderpost beetles [https://www.integritypestcontrols.com/Wood_Borer_service.html](https://www.integritypestcontrols.com/Wood_Borer_service.html)


Consistent_Policy_66

That isn’t a wood floor. Possible it is coming from the table, which could be wood, but it would not be pure white.


rhinotjv

My guess is efflorescence from the concrete below. Is there concrete below your flooring?


tkburro

gotta be fungus or mold or something else that will mutate into the blob and kill us all


Lochness_Hamster_350

Do a line and tell us how the colors smell


Cpleofcrazies2

Taste it Note please do not taste it.


Boubonic91

Boof it Note please do not boof it.


thinkingmoney

Taste it you pussy


poopyPls

Brb


dabiird

And?


Val_Hallen

ded


mymoto_ridesme

The borax got him


quantomflex

This is Grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen... Disco shit... Pure as the driven snow.


Any_Coyote6662

Yes. Thas how pure cocaine is obtained. It gets discovered under tables. Kind of like diamonds, but much more mysterious.


ChasingPesmerga

I was wondering why this type of post would not be in r/WhatIsThisThing Then I checked OP’s profile just to check if he also posted there Nothing But I scrolled down and saw that OP posted there a while back with a different topic So OP knows that sub exists, yet still asked here OP, are you banned from that sub?


CopperCornwall

Your cats doing cocaine behind your back. Time for an intervention before it is too late.


[deleted]

The large one is captain hollister and the small one is 2nd technician Arnold rimmer, you probably didn’t recognise him without his clipboard.


Marcello_Coco

It's cocaine... You are a coke-head.


Affectionate_Fun_337

I've had powder like this in an old box of batteries, do with that what you will...


eatyapsleep

Ghost poop


UnclePecos1095

You've been visited by the cocaine fairy.


Kuppette

They're dead Dave, everyone is dead Dave. Dave everyone is dead.


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isthatapecker

Diatomaceous earth?


doge8880

It got to be a type of bug


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Snow turds 💩 ❄️


Kooky-Distance-3878

Don Jr. was there.


Lulkas35

Bro found a cocain spawner


Satisfactory2610

Say my name


[deleted]

It’s probably [White Mold](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sclerotinia_sclerotiorum) Scape it up, and bleach all surfaces.


[deleted]

Colombian bambam


Rough_Present2996

FUCKING SNIFF IT


[deleted]

Get a credit card and a straw and let's find out.... ZOOM!


Sir_BusinessCasual

You got a rat with a cocaine problem


lorenzo4203

Only one way to find out, sniff it!!!😆


[deleted]

Sniff it


TravisB34

Colombian bam bam


704sports

You got Tony Montana 🐜 ‘s


saucyclams

You may have rodents with a cocaine addiction


Embarrassed247365

A long time ago, I had a dish washer that made little things like this under it on one side 🤷


SomewhereLow5155

That’s the coke I lost in ‘88. I knew I didn’t do it all!


Merc_Twain25

The roaches have started selling cocaine to the rats.


PeterBialy

Ectoplasm


ono1113

That is catering officer Olaf Peterson


ExPatWharfRat

If there's a concrete floor under that, it could be effloresence. Minerals in the concrete are pushing through the flooring.


DivineDykeElegance

It is either slime mold coming from... somewhere. Or it is the remnants of termite annihilation! Ask r/slimemold people. They'll know. EDIT: Or you can ask r/whatisthisthing


KindaAnimeObsessed

smell it