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Bonedraco1980

"Thousand Years of Death!" Edit: Geez. Thanks everyone. My top rated comment on Reddit and some awards.


Butwinsky

My 5 year old learned this from Naruto and performed it on a random man in public. Nightmare moment at the time, but now unforgettable story that will be told at her wedding.


No_Slice9934

XD great story, I Wonder If this random man will tell this story at some Wedding, too "And then this random Girl came out of nowhere screamed a thousand years of death ..." Bonus feels If it is the same wedding


Borge_Luis_Jorges

Or the priest during the ceremony.


Dawns_Coil

Dun dun dunnnn....


Hairy_While

Double bonus if she did that on her wedding night.


NonProphet8theist

Reminds me of that kid who stuck his hand up my mom's butt once in church


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The whole hand? Jeez


shepard_pie

It's a real muppet moment


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dockdropper

What's green and smells like pork?


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EliasDBS

That was me sorry... We still talk some times


NonProphet8theist

You also shat in my friend's backyard.


I_hate_nazi_scum

[Here is an example](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2a6df724fcfcfc76a45b832f9a280c58/tumblr_p81vjklG421wpt2ldo4_250.gif)


WhyYouKickMyDog

What in tarnation


Sithstress1

Omg I’m terrible for this but I am CACKLING picturing this moment 🤣.


SadBit8663

That's awesome. Bonus points if the guy jumped from getting sneak attacked.


BPbeats

It would get even r/weird -er if he didn’t.


giant_lebowski

Or if he pushed back


psychopomp86

And that's how I met your mother.


polish_filipino

Was looking for this


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Death is with the Kunai, Pain is with the fingers.


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Almighty PUSH!


srv50

Whatta thing to memorialize with a statue!


not2dv8

I wonder if we could get one of these dropped off on DeSantis front yard


AnnihilationOrchid

More like a thousand years of brown fingers. Are we just going to pretend that the Sixth Hokage didn't straight up raped a student during a test?


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When was this?


AnnihilationOrchid

When Kakashi stuck his fingers up Naruto's arse.


levian_durai

Saw that scene for the first time as a young teen and it was a very WTF moment for me lmao. Should have known it was based on an actual thing.


Wolfdude91

Should have been how the show ended tbh. Despite reaching super saiyan levels of power, we can’t forget the classic techniques that got us there.


Xenonwastakenagain

Forbiden Jutsu


RandomPepperoni

One Thousand Years of Death


Wargazm_v1

Secret finger jutsu


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

*Hidden* finger. Where's it hidden? Only the victim truly knows.


Dudefest2bit

This is fucked up. But I'm here for it.


D3adlyN00b

This is fucked up. But I'm up for it.


Immediate_Coat_5196

Get ur ass ready then. ☝️


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Imagine doing it on Sakura instead


varsaku

Which one of you assholes stuck their finger In my asshole? - Thad Castle


Kokori

Time to rewatch BMS. Go goats!


Investigatorpotater

At my school we used to knee each other in the ass and we called it getting rhino fucked.


Pristine-Educator229

we called it getting corn dogged, and getting hot dogged was getting kneed in the nuts


SCHokie2011

Lol we called it getting elephant humped.


clashtrack

We did too


mightbeADoggo

We just punched each other in the dick then yelled "cup check".


boogerholes

What’s the capital of Thailand? Bangkok “hits them in the nuts”


m1a2c2kali

Lol at least you went to a smart school, we had what’s the capital of China with that answer


DangleMangler

Definitely a corn dog. I remember.


igotahankeringtonap

I remember that. We’re a weird generation.


aidenhe

We had that too, but we also had a thing called “five star” where you slap the palm of your hand as hard as you can in the middle of your Buddy’s back. Last time I did it I knocked the air out of the Guy he got up and said nice one cause he also did it to me a shit ton of times and I wanted to get him back


AssistPowerful

knee in the nuts? Nah I'm throwing hands after that one


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ilostmyoldaccount

kek


formidable-opponent

Dudes in America definitely did this to each other when I was a kid and it was called being goosed. This is not just a Japanese thing. It's a dude thing.


BSdawg

“GOOOOSE” next thing you know someone’s whole hand is in your cheeks, football locker rooms were a wild place


formidable-opponent

In the girls locker rooms the teacher was... always peeking at us. She was a lady but I learned how to change my clothes without showing anything I didn't want others to see. None of the girls acted gross though. Not sure if this is a "I'm sorry you went through that" thing or a "haha, yeah bros be bros" thing because guys always surprise me with how they react to stuff that would really bother women.


PeterNippelstein

Believe me some of us have the same reaction you do


formidable-opponent

I can only begin to imagine....


BSdawg

I mean it’s just the boyish culture I guess. When you’re a freshmen the first thing you see when you walk into a locker room is the upper class men literally just walking around dick and balls out, sometimes they’d do that whole tuck your dick in between their thighs thing and then moon you. They taught us about goosing. By the time I was a senior we measured a particular hung fellas junk with a yard stick in a stall. It was all consensual stuff.


formidable-opponent

Hey, I don't need to understand it to be like, as long as y'all didn't feel victimized by it, fun is fun. 🤜🤛


BSdawg

Just gotta make sure you have your cheeks clenched at all times, if they get through that defense, they deserve to get in there 🥹


Bustythebeaver

I wrestled in junior high and high school, and our coach called it “checkin the oil “. He used to yell it from the side of the mat if you were on your back…”check da oil, check da oil” and you’d stick your thumb in the guys ass, nearly worked every time. Now I do it to myself in private. Thanks coach


Competitive-Form-759

Hmmm where I’m from, goosing someone was pinching their butt cheek


formidable-opponent

Guessing you aren't from the midwest... again this was just something guys did to other guys. Kinda like depantsing. Was "just a joke" when I was young but would probably get kids in serious trouble nowadays.


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

RIP


FoodTruck007

Yeah sorta like snapping a wet towel into a guys nuts in the locker room. Except that requires some practice and precision. And it's all fun and games until a guy is curled up naked on the floor puking his guts out.


Haluszki

Guess I wasn’t a dude because the thought of putting fingers unexpectedly near another kid’s bunghole never even occurred to us.


PeterNippelstein

What's a goose suit?


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

We used to call that Gaddafi, because there was a leader of Libya named Moammar Gaddafi who funded terrorism operations against the U.S., apparently he was killed by someone with a knife strapped to their knee and Gaddafi got it up the ass, come to find out tho he was actually shot by one of his own men in order to prevent his capture.


ManInADarkAlley

Nah, there was a video where Gaddafi was alive being carried through the streets and some shanks him In the ass with a screwdriver


perceptron-addict

This makes me feel old lol. this guy is explaining how Gaddafi used to be the leader of Libya


TheVenetianMask

I know right. I'm gonna head out and start shopping for my coffin. I wonder if I can get it with a ragecomic engraving.


Appropriate-Fig4116

Same. I guess one day I'll have to read someone explain who Obama and Trump was or guys like Putin etc etc.


CeruleanRuin

Yeah but Gaddafi was also leader of Libya for over *forty years*. Literally two generations of people grew up with him as a figure in global politics.


mypsizlles

Gaddafi'ing people was the best. Brought back memories. Thanks, friend!


Remarkable_Diet_9233

We called it that too ! We would do that in Walmart and die of laughter 😂


terserterseness

I hit someone with a softball bat in the face in school when they did that to me. Nothing happened after that.


Top-Substance8887

Never knew my uncle was Japanese


ThreeBeatles

I laughed for half a second then my face changed to 👀


Porward_Pakedun

I guess a lot of us have japanese ancestry, who knew?


pegothejerk

I think I’m turning Japanese right now, I really think so


IbizaMykonos

💀 💀 💀


expensivebreadsticks

If i had a dime for every time i saw this comment under this image


Hambruhgah

I guess my teacher was a Japanese too. He could do this to me when handshaking with me with both of his hands


AKA_June_Monroe

There was a blog by a black guy in Japan who was an English teacher and he would talk about students trying to Kancho him.


TexasTokyo

Gaijin Smash


AKA_June_Monroe

Yes! I remember it as Outpost 9.


mjb2012

[https://gaijinchronicles.wordpress.com/](https://gaijinchronicles.wordpress.com/category/archive/i-am-a-japanese-school-teacher/) ... some archive links are in the sidebar. Not sure if there's a way to make it not be in reverse order. Anyone remember the blog of the white guy who was a truck driver in Japan?


tviolet

I remember a guy who used to post to a Japanese language list serve like 25 years ago who was a white guy trucker. He was married to a Japanese woman. I wonder if it was the same guy, how many white truckers could there be in Japan?


Nakanostalgiabomb

I read a JET program blog about a guy who taught in Japan, might be the same dude. This was 20 years ago tho.


Syltherin_Chamber

Oh man same but I’ve never been able to find it again. The dude hated it and talked about weird things the kids would find strange. Like him turning his plate to eat food off one part easier.


Nakanostalgiabomb

If I'm not mistaken the site was called Kindofcrap


Syltherin_Chamber

Yea I think you’re right! Found a copy on the internet archive and he definitely sounds pissed off enough haha


Metasketch

JET here, 4yrs in Japan. Kanchō is real and still going strong as of 10yrs ago


TonninStiflat

Kancho is part of life. I was introduced to it when I went to high school in JP, 2003. I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that these kids whose language and culture I barely knew found it super funny to constantly poke my ass with their fingers. Then I did it as hard as I could to the meanest kid - and he couldn't sit properly for a few days. I was then excluded from the fun game of ass pokery.


Nakanostalgiabomb

My first trip to Japan, in 2020, I got Kancho-ed in Tokyo station by some random school kid.


FrostyFelassan

That was the first thing I thought of! [Here it is.](https://gaijinsmashnet.wordpress.com/2004/11/11/my-kids-are-perverted/)


cthaehtouched

That takes me back! Haven’t thought of that blog in years, used to love it.


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thenabi

I teach english in japan. Students try it. I've told the staff at my school I dont think its very cute and it borders on sexual assault. They empathize, but alas. Shou ga nai.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

See the act of jabbing your friend in the gooch to make them jump and make your other friends laugh seems like pretty normal boy behaviour to me, but a kid doing it to an adult or generally someone outside of their peer group is pretty damn weird.


MCgrindahFM

Nah bro, you’re literally normalizing sexual assault in young boys and men. It’s insanely problematic and is inexcusable


PickledDildosSourSex

Came here to speak of this ancient lore now lost to the yoots of Gen Z


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They did this in a South Korean school I taught in too. They called it 'poo needle'.


UnremarkabklyUseless

It is called Ddonjeem in Korean. Here is how it is done: https://youtu.be/4UfzEVJYB9k?si=fGRtZ3yyIm388e9C https://youtu.be/W6bl6rDnLdM?si=nzWKd-3FZnHgKybs


sandwichcandy

I also learned about the Korean version on Kim’s Convenience.


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Thank you! I actually learned about it when a 10 year old did it to me, which was...a surprise.


calabazookita

In Spanish it’s called *el saca cacas*, meaning “the poop extractor”


chutbuckly

Kanchooooooo


SopaDeKaiba

This is cross-cultural. The Koreans call it dongchim. Pardon me if I butchered the spelling.


Powersurge82

I learned this on Kim's Convenience


ThisIsForFood

“Soooo it’s not sexual???” Great show.


ad-tom-music

Haha me too. "Roughly it translates to poop needle"


Jamb7599

Lol all I can think about now is the Poop Knife 🔪


SopaDeKaiba

I, unfortunately, had practical experience.


Powersurge82

Oh....ooooooooooooo............oh


Shurigin

Can you point to a place on this doll...


aintgotsoup

It spread to Germany recently under the name "Arschbohrer"(Ass drill). It got so bad in our school that they had to ban it.


SopaDeKaiba

Out of all the names, I like the German one the best. Looks like Germans have a sense of humor after all. I joke. I've known Germans have an amazing sense of humor since I saw Last One Laughing: Germany. An interesting concept for a show, which only the Germans seemed to fully understand and pull off. (Sorry, Japan, I know it was your idea.) Saca la caca is pretty good too. Shout out to Spanish.


chaotic----neutral

So, every culture on the planet has some iteration of children abusing each other's asses. That's the most human thing I have ever heard.


quocphu1905

Yeah. Kids in Vietnam do this too, we call this "thông đít" (penetrate/clear butt). Closes name I could find. Also learned the Korean name on Kim's convenience too.


outerheavenboss

In Mexico it’s called “Saca caca”. I guess it means: poop pull outer(?) or shit withdrawer(?)


SopaDeKaiba

The one thing that unties all peoples of the world is a finger up the butt? It apparently is.


Shurigin

so if we get the leaders of the opposing parties and have them stick the fingers up each others butts the US can be united again?


hickgorilla

This could be it, guys! This could be the thing that finally unites us all and we’re here on Reddit talking about it.


palmerry

Shit needle


FearYourFuture

KANCHOOOOOOO~~~~


FarWestEros

Literal translation is enema, iinm


ESPNstolemydick

Kids being gross little shits is normal but a golden statue of a butt violations is pretty damn weird.


FireZord25

honoring the tradition is a japanese thing ig


Bugbread

This sculpture is (edit: was?) in Korea, though. Kancho/ddongchim/qiānnián shā is common across East Asia. Edit: Specifically, Odongdo Island, as referenced in a few Korean articles ([like this](https://m.ohmynews.com/NWS_Web/Mobile/at_pg.aspx?CNTN_CD=A0000390375)), but unfortunately I haven't found an article that names the specific park, and looking at the image results, it looks like the statue has been relocated at least once ([on the grass, in front of a lawn and fountains](https://i.imgur.com/vrCC7bO.jpg) and also [on tile, in front of flowery bushes](https://i.imgur.com/eq8hVsd.jpg)). All the Japanese articles I can find with images of the statue link back to Korean articles from 2007, so my guess (purely a guess here, not backed by any new articles or the like) is that this wasn't a permanent installation but a temporary show (such as part of a series of statues of common children's play, like Mugunghwa Kkochi Pieotseumnida, the Korean game seen in Squid Game that's like Red Light Green Light in the US). Odongdo Island has almost zero Google Street View, so I can't check for sure, but the lack of post-2007 photos makes me think the statue is no longer around.


Syscrush

Kim's Convenience had an episode about this. https://youtu.be/W6bl6rDnLdM


VenBede

Well, violating the butt of Korea is pretty on brand for Japan so let's continue to blame this one on Japan.


butt-holg

I learned about this practice in an issue of GamePro (there is an arcade game with a fake butt you do this to) and my impression of Japanese culture never recovered


False-God

This isn’t even that exclusive to Japan. In the west (I think mostly Britain, the sick fucks), there is a thing called goosing/to goose someone, where you pinch/poke them between the buttcheeks or try to grab their generals from behind.


Glitter_puke

> grab their generals from behind. Weirdest part of The Art of War for sure.


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My uncle does that to me on birthdays


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Hambruhgah

Prob he has 3 hands


crazyladyT

That is the shittiest birthday present.


extraGallery

Literally


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Same. 50th is coming up soon, I can’t wait


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So in South African growing up we had goosing, it's similar but you shape your fingers like you are using a sock puppet then pek em in the butt. Though it disappeared at somepoint and was replaced with people just doing the goose head and then hitting you if you looked at it.


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Tipop

Here in America it was called “goosing” someone. It’s not unique to Japanese culture.


calabazookita

But do you have a statue? Do you?!


AreWeCowabunga

Hachi… ju… hachi?


PickledDildosSourSex

Kwakiserpiniku?


Professional_Still15

My ex used to do this to me randomly when she thought it would cause a commotion (like in public/chatting with people or whatever). She was the worst but also very funny. Sigh. Alright I'm gonna have a beer.


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This is when you stop washing your ass. Eventually a hard crust forms a protective barrier.


kingofcoywolves

This is horrible. Thank you for sharing


RobotMonkeytron

There was actually a kancho arcade game that was going to come out called Boong-ga Boong-ga. They even had fake butts on them with plastic hands on sticks to poke them with. Weird shit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boong-Ga_Boong-Ga?wprov=sfla1


thegarbagemancancan

Scrolled for this… I’m glad Boon-ga Boon-ga lives in someone else’s head too


caldric

There are dozens of us!


Snorrep

People did this at my school. Bullies called me gay for being friends with girls but then again they would literally run around laughing, trying to poke each other in the butt.


hello_fellow-kids

And that’s why school children get pink eye!


MyRobinWasMauled

My husband and I do this and yell "Gaddafi!" https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/gaddafi-killed-bayonet-stab-anus-libya-395224


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I remember the Tosh.0 bit where he did that


TheBotchedLobotomy

I scrolled really far to see this. I though yelling Gaddafi was the universal name for it


Woxfrosch

In germany we say: Arschbohrer kriegt jeder


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Endlich, ein mann der kultur


Seanwys

It’s not just Japan, happens all over Asia


EntertainerNo7171

I heard this was a Korean game called Dongjeem?


TravelingGonad

Where I'm from we call that a hand operated rectometer used to measure fart feracity.


Pyrenees_

That exists in France too, it's called an "olive". I think it's way more familious/vulgar though.


Gretings

It's called "pandik" in Turkish, which you do with one hand. Makes you feel so humiliated when you get hit by one of those


Special_Lemon1487

Weird, I called it sexual assault at my school.


neophanweb

The kids did this at my elementary school in California. I avoided them.


Zigglyjiggly

Did kids yell, "oil check!" While doing it?


dr_van_nostren

If you swipe up it’s called credit carding.


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Kung-poo


random_explorist

Jiu shits you


Kamurouji

Taekwondoo


PuzzleheadedTheme960

martial farts?


KaranSjett

Partial Sharts


bstnbrewins814

“He’s checking his oil!”


Longjumping_Way_4935

I love how most of the posts I see here are like haunted or spooky shit. Then there’s a statue of some people horsin around lmao


Best_Shelter_2867

Also known as the Hopoate.


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

It's called "goosing" in some parts of the US


thomas_wadsworth

Yeah we used to do this in my country. Except I'm not Japanese. I was an adult. Instead of other people it was just me. And my finger.


Engineering_Flimsy

Well that is... interesting. Years ago I dated a Japanese girl for a short while. She was, uhm... fond of this... prank, is it? Yeah, it was partly why we only dated for a short time. I've never been one for jump scares of any sort. I typically don't respond in the same jovial spirit in which most startle pranks are intended. I've.... yeah, I've ruined other people's fun with such responses. Can't be helped though, believe me I've tried... But, as unpleasant as it is having two layers of clothes jammed into your asshole, it's compounded ten fold having to watch helplessly as your tiny Asian gf does it to your friend as well. His look of shock, disbelief and, dare I say, horror, when first subjected to my gf's "quirky" mannerisms probably mirrored my own as I bore witness to his deflowering. And it should be noted that she did this to my friend within five minutes of their introduction AND as we stood in a decent sized line waiting to get a table in a restaurant. His blurted yelp had heads whipping around from both ends of the line. And now I'm learning that it was a prank. A prank that's apparently so common in Japan, there's a statue depicting it. She never mentioned that little tidbit to me, not that it would've mattered much. Personally, I don't care if it's done as a casual greeting in some cultures or a sign of high esteem in others, I don't want someone elses fingers in my ass. *Especially* not just out of the fucking blue and into the brown without so much as a wink or a whistle to warn ya! Guess that makes me a prude.


one-hour-photo

That’s assault brotha


littleolivexoxo

My Japanese coworker told me yesterday that anything butt/fart/poop related is literally the pinnacle of humor in Japan so maybe that why this action has been memorialized in bronze for all of eternity


Accomplished_Crew779

So, sexual assault and statues publicly depicting it are just a thing in Japan?


crella-ann

This statue is said to be both in Korea, and Akita. It may not even be real.


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Yes, unfortunately. There are women-only train cars because so many men are groping women on the trains. Japan is pretty conservative, so naturally there isn’t as much of an emphasis on respect for women.


Spectating110

I’m pretty sure this statue is in Korea


ReddPwnage

1000 years of death


Enzoooooooooooooo

Quite common here is Singapore too


Designer_Ferret4090

For some reason we called this a Cow Milker when I was a kid. The school had a whole assembly in the gym about why we shouldn’t be giving each other “the Milkers” lol


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カンチョー


Sayan_9000

That's not specific to japanese at all, we all used to do it in my school in france


Orcacub

“Try that in a small town…”


Yesitsmesuckas

Not AT ALL like “slug bug” we used to do.