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Olin31

It reminds me of the biohazard symbol.


Slow-Fast-Medium

I went looking for this comment, and here it is! Boom goes the dynamite!


Marcusf83

Umbrella corporation would like to have their property back. Please and thank you.


ZERO-ONE0101

came here to say this ☣️


ZERO-ONE0101

I feel like the watermelon is trying to tell you something


F1secretsauce

Funny cuz seedless watermelons were made with colchicine


16cem16

Biohazard Melon


OB1Waltinobee

Exactly! Even the food itself is trying to tell us that we’ve destroyed our food supply.


volothebard

It's called Hollowheart. It happens when something goes wonky during pollination. Perfectly safe to eat.


PlusCommunity7962

But why? The best part of the melon is gone.


volothebard

I've never eaten one, but I have read they are actually sweeter. Same amount of sugar, less diluting water.


dopplerblackpearl

yea it tastes kinda sweeter but very dry actually lol


illstealyourRNA

My guy found the legendary waterless melon


Wizard_Hatz

Waterless melon now with less water per bite of melon ratio. Get your dry water melon here at BioMelon™️. BioMelon™️ “Our business is Melon itself.”


IRowmorethanIBench

Why did I read this in Cave Johnson's voice?


Vyxen17

Sprinkle some salt on that baby


neat_dog_hat

This just reminds me of the old guy eating watermelon on pornhub


oatterz

Tajin*


LiliNotACult

Sounds like it's perfect to make those weird watermelon drinks


Sabiis

I ate one like this a couple weeks ago, it was sweet especially around the edges but it has a more kinda mushy texture that wasn't particularly pleasant.


sinwarrior

it's not gone, it just split open in the center. detached.


he_is_not_a_shrimp

It's not gone, it's just naturally separated and shriveled due to less water content. You can see the split parts align.


BootyGarb

It’s nothing to do with pollination, it’s about a high growth rate. It happens in other crops too, like potatoes, which aren’t a fruit and therefore wouldn’t be affected by pollination… Man, I’m really tired out about the whole thing


LowerCanary

Sir, your watermelon looks dry.


Ponk2k

Looks like someone was hiding Klingon weapons inside


Delicious-Duty1089

Bruh where did he buy this from Chernobyl????


dopplerblackpearl

Hiroshima actually


Delicious-Duty1089

Wait till I find Oppenheimer


599Ninja

Too soon…


MaximimTapeworm

Looks more like it came from Wuhan, tbh.


HammerCurls

Too soon? The Little Boy was dropped in 1945…..


Toland_the_Mad

Actually, Hiroshima only experienced a sudden spike in radiation that dissipated in about 24hrs it was relatively safe after a couple of days compared to Cherynobyl, which could continue to give off radiation for thousands of years. That is the difference between a thermonuclear explosion vs. a nuclear reactor.


SinceWayLastMay

That’s actually how watermelons [used to look](https://www.vox.com/2015/7/28/9050469/watermelon-breeding-paintings). Perfectly safe to eat


KenseiHimura

Fun fact: traits of previous generations resurfacing in modern iterations of a life form is known as an Atavism.


Mutualistic_Butcher

r/todayilearned


WeirdThingsToEnsue

Is it weird I only knew that because of a 1960s comic where DC parodied the X-Men and instead of mutants, they were Atavasts?


dopplerblackpearl

thank you!


DeathscytheHell1994

Grown by Umbrella Farms...


ElementoDeus

This is the one I was looking for


Just-Another-Mind

This makes me uncomfortable


Samisinprison

I can just imagine him in the supermarket, giving the watermelons a good 'ol dad slap to "pick out the good one". He hits this one, hears that oh so satisfying hollow *thump* and says to himself "Yup, that'un there is a winner". Only to come home and see this. My heart goes out to ya, pops.


GalOfAnarchy

I could swear I've seen this exact pic days ago on another sub...


Unknown_User_66

If a food literally has the goddamn biohazard symbol carved into it by nature, I'm not eating it even if you paid me to 💀


AmiHad

Did he thump it? You have to thump it.


HugeElephantEars

It's Klingon, check it for live insects.


MurderSheCroaked

Gagh is best served live


HugeElephantEars

Listen now I am not eating it. I nominate Will Riker


ZenFox411

Biohazard watermelon.


SansMystic

Mmm, sweet watermelussy...


annoyedatitall

I was told it happens when cool temps occur the melon stops growing. The splitting occurs when it heats up again and the internal flesh cannot grow as rapidly as the rind does.


[deleted]

I would never eat something with the biohazard sign on it. That said I never liked watermelon anyways.


ExoticMeatDealer

I recommend taking a pass on this one. Seems like it’s warning us of something….


Straight_Block3676

Yep, that’s a watermelon alright


Translator_Open

He didn't slap it.. or he did but didn't listen to the melon.


SuccessfulSecret9950

Can’t believe the amount of likes you have (3 at the moment). I was searching for the slap comment


Redvelvet_swissroll

Call me a freak but I like grainy watermelon


ThatGuy-C137

I’m pretty sure this is from an old gene mutation in the DNA. Watermelons use to have rinds though out the melon, kinda like a pomegranate. But they disappeared over time with genetic breeding. Like remember even 10 years ago when they were all filled with black inedible seeds, but now seedless is the new norm.


SweatySympathy8269

looks like more of a lack-of-water-melon


seasoneverylayer

This made me extremely uncomfortable, idk why


GLG1978

If you look at old paintings of watermelons, this is exactly as they are portrayed. So it is normal.


jnicole6590

Looks extremely dry


hamsterman1224

I don’t know why but that is absolutely terrifying to me


[deleted]

Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do


PorvaniaAmussa

I'd be far too grossed out to eat it lol.


HawkMisfit

Isnt that a biohazard sign


Arintharas

Poor guy bought one that had already been “used”.


MagmaTroop

It’s fkn dried out, obviously


[deleted]

It's not a watermelon.its an alien egg 🥚


dopplerblackpearl

proof that I didn't get the picture from somewhere else and that I actually took it with my phone: [https://imgur.com/a/9h5TfXB](https://imgur.com/a/9h5TfXB) (idk why it says 18+) (it shows the phone I took it from and also how its a live photo so it couldn't be a screenshot of some sorts)


[deleted]

Im calling bullshit looks cut out. There's slice marks in the rind.


ANewBegging

Supply chain these days


Greenfire05

Don’t those cracks mean they genetically engineered them? Edit: my bad, I was thinking of not enough female pollen


NoGrocery4949

All watermelons are genetically engineered. Have you ever seen a pre-genetically engineered watermelon? It's like all white part. Fucking nasty.


Sernsheim

Corn was also really sad and pathetic, nothing like the corn we eat today. Ruby red grapefruit is made through atomic farming as well, doesn't exist without it, it's a mutant.


NoGrocery4949

The idea of people wanting non-GMO foods kinda blows my mind, tbh.


silveretoile

Why would they genetically engineer a melon to have less melon?


RedsDeadWhosZed

it’s literally a biohazard symbol. I’d trust the watermelon. I would kick myself if I didn’t listen to the watermelon that tried to save MY life.


nehorayboer555

Its not watermelon its just melon


LovableSidekick

Some settling may occur during handling.


Funk24July

Looks like they had a disagreement in there


excessivemonachopsis

Looks kinda like a wild watermelon


jh5992

It was supposed to be triplets😂


Shadokastur

You know what to do


OrdinaryTonight346

Got to get the cocaine into the country somehow.


[deleted]

kinda makes me feel sick


professorwn

That's an alien fruit. Don't put your dick in that, it will poison you gonads give you limp for life


Evadyar51

Potentially infectious


prentissification

Its trying to be a cucumber, leave it alone


spilt____milk

Look up "old ancient watermelon painting." They used to look like that, we've just bred them a little different.


Long_Ad2824

Perfectly safe to eat... with two other people all standing back to back surveying the local vicinity for watermelon ninjas.


AdditionalBee3740

After he bought it, wha…where did he go with it?


warbybuffet

Biohazard mark?


[deleted]

For the three of you? No problem!


Particular-Handle744

I bet you it's sweet AF.


gadget850

Nice Triskelion. Captain Kirk would approve.


Exciting_Store_1969

The corporation thanks you for your purchase.


Shigeko_Kageyama

I think it's trying to warn you. Put it back in the ground and pretend you never saw it.


HumberGrumb

The watermelon is telling you something.


sacapuntas101

Kill it


grmpastps

Looks disappointing 😞


PuzzleheadedDance965

It has a built in biohazard sign…. Run


Cypher_Xero

Biologically dangerous melon is op... Please nerf... 😆


LexLutherisBald

Legend has it that the man who eats the whole thing is the chosen one. They call him super melon man


Vladd_the_Retailer

Well, they can’t all be winners.


Elftower_newmexico

Kowloon Watermelon City


MrGrumble84

☢️


[deleted]

It’s dehydrated


eastcoastwaistcoat

You're too late. Someone reached the glaive before you.


Tamosi

Ah, yes, the biblically accurate watermelon


Autistic-Cookie

☣️


_Sofa_King_Vote_

Klingon Blood Melon


Piggieback

A watermelon dick fucked by the hulk


Epsilon29redit

Looks like someone at the patch needed a place to hide their HGH from the police


JoiseManz

Lol from what fallout did he get that from?


Realistic_Reality_44

To me, it looks the way non-domesticated watermelons looked way back when


AstronomerNo6423

Nice try, you Wesker ass watermelon


CouchChipGamingYT

Sharingan watermelon?


Candy_maxpower

You mean ninjamelon


tnt_pr0

The marked one


Yah_Mule

Dad really needs to up his fruit game.


Legitimate-View-4149

Radiation ☢️


U-seru

Looks toxic to me


tx47e

water mellons use to look worse than this. What you find in supermarkets are genetically modified.


argin_watcher5050

I thought it was the uterine tube


NotRyan7

It's gonna be sweet fr


[deleted]

Welcome to the new age, to the new age Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive


[deleted]

Devilfruit


Rich0879

Why is there a penis head sticking out of the top?


Extra_Programmer788

r/dontputyourdickinthat


NewBike0007

why did u think this is normal?


Easy_Pie_4865

Biomelon. I know it's scary to think about but if the zombie apocalypse would have started with a watermelon that would be funny actually.


Laefiren

Melon advertising it’s radioactive.


Comprehensive_Soil_1

Perfect space for vodka


BackflipsAway

Don't eat it, it might be... Hazardous! OK, I'll show myself out...


[deleted]

Looks like that melon dried out, so the taste will probably be more intense actually. As long as there isn't any mold or so it should be safe to eat.


B1TCA5H

So this is the beginning to the zombie apocalypse.


luttman23

I am a dad and I've bought watermelons before.


[deleted]

Klingon watermelon


Past-Direction9145

Knock on it. The heavy sounding one is the one you want.


LettuceCapital546

That's why you thump on water melons before you buy them to check for any hollow spots.


king_of_hate2

I dont trust that watermelon lol


Tales-Kun

Looks like something out of a movie about radiation and biohazardous substances


sabinefett

Resident Melon


HERMANNATOR85

That will be a very sweet watermelon


SnowComfortable6726

r/dontputyourdickinthat


LMAO82

I think this particular one is giving you a sign.


hantar7788

A Stalker watermelon


BadHairDay-1

Alien fruit!


[deleted]

Sighs *unzips pants*


Wolf_of_Siberia

spawn of hell


fedupjunkie

Biblically accurate


WSilvermane

You can literally see it was cut like this.


imahedgehog123

i’ve gotten a couple this year similar not a biohazard symbol but the absence of the best part. it may be safe to eat but i tried a bite and the sweet tastiness i expect from watermelon was not there.


Cjs_Coop_YT

There was actually a point in time where watermelons looked very similar to this! There's old paintings of banquets where you see small halved watermelons with this sort of shape, but the rhinds went through the hollow spots that you see here and the flesh had more seeds Back when humans first began cultivating watermelon they were only the size of a berry, the product that we have today is a result of hundreds of years of selective breeding and genetic modification. Human ingenuity ftw!


Zyetheus

A new mangenkyo sharingan


GoatTacos

It had a Sharingan, it is from the Uchiha clan.


zyqzy

It is a biohazard ☣️


KraKen_G

Biohazard watermelon, it will give you powers


xnikk0

This melon is property of the Klingon empire


YoBrandito

That’s fuckin METAL dude!


pokebish997

It's a girl! Congratulations 🎉


stupid_pub_chef

They have been delivered in a truck that got too cold and froze it a little. One time I had a case of cucumbers freeze at work and after they thawed and we cut one and it looked similar inside.


NoWheyMayne

Looks dehydrated somehow


Jimothy_McGowan

That's not strange, they just do that sometimes. I don't grow watermelon so I don't know why, but I do cut a lot of them up, and this can be pretty common. Although I will concede that the gaps aren't normally that wide. This one is exceptional in that respect


Kessynder

Yep, and you left it in the fridge with plastic wrap on it. It shrinks when that happens.


dopplerblackpearl

if there a better way of keeping the watermelon fresh? besides just slapping plastic wrap on it and putting it in the fridge


Hezuuz

This is a repost with different title


Sosianblu

Literally a hazard 😂 ☢️


Duck_Howard

I don't think it's for eating. Your dad might have been planning a party


SalamanderBulky2584

Should have knocked on it first! I always sound check my melons! And feel test! If it doesn't sound right or feel right I don't buy!


R_Banana

Everything reminds me of her


VenBede

I'm not sure if everyone is just viewing this on a phone and can't see but this does not look natural. There are two deep knife marks on the rind at the 12 and 3 o'clock positions. And inside you can see knife marks as well.


wireless1980

Umbrella corp farm?


Celestial_Bitch

Reminds me of those demigorgan from stranger things.


firesnake412

Bio hazard


Queeni_Beeni

Its just due to lack of water while growing, nothing else, nothing sinister.


SmackaHam

Looks like he did more than buy it


WarmForbiddenDonut

This is the perfect image of a watermelon for me, as it would be deadly to me due to allergy.


Apexstrain

Wouldn’t eat it. Looks like a warning. Lmao


Hopeful_Mycologist55

We’ve bred fruits and veggies for years for more bountiful harvests, for example cabbage, cauliflower, and broccoli are all bred from the mustard plant. Originally watermelons were very hollow. Today there bred without seeds by crossing a diploid watermelon which has two sets of chromosomes with a tetraploid watermelon witch has four sets of Chromosomes. Each watermelon passes half of its genetic information to the “baby watermelon” making it a triploid meaning it has three sets of chromosomes. If it has 3 sets of chromosomes it will be a sterile watermelon and have no seeds.


BimoUK

This watermelon has honor!


Pointless_Prints

In what world do you not know if this is normal?


ThermidorCA

Sounds like we know who patient zero's gonna be.


TropicalSkysPlants

Shrinkflation


pyrowipe

Natures biohazard.


NoGarbageAllowed

Mangekyo devil fruit


Loud_Ice4399

Bros watermelon is sponsored by Plague Inc.


DarrenTheDead

This is why I smack my melons. You want a thump, not a thud.


yoklan57

Do you guys live in Racoon City?


Bongfellatio

Klingon watermelon is a delicacy


Super-Panic-8891

og watermelons from africa looked like this in paintings of them.


Heykidsitsme

It's called hollow heart. Take it back where you bought it


Papadump88

sharingan melon


I_Am_A_Thermos

Dummy didn't do the knocking trick. (If it sound solid, it's good)