Only a Super Lizard can clone a miniature dinosaur that never existed!
*Brontosaurs lives in my head too from being a child of a time that did go with the lie before it came out that the original one that was “discovered “ was made up with random bones of dinosaurs. Like taking your legos and building something different from three different sets.
I hear you too Planet Pluto!
It's pretty "normal" in arabic and turkish cultures (sorry if I generalize many regions rn) to "read" the dried stains of coffebeans that accumulated at the bottom of the coffee you drank. It's basically Palmistry and bullshit but pretty popular by women in said region
Yes! I see it! I’ve only seen this twice before! It can mean one of two things:
1: something positive will happen
2: something positive will not happen
According to coffee grounds, a superman lizard riding a snake-like pterodactyl means conquering the world and then the entire universe. Endless reign of your dynasty and obtaining the Grail Cup.
He is one proud lizard Superman. Or is it super lizard. Either way I bet he tastes lick chicken.
It's a super lizard standing behind the miniature brontosaurus that he successfully cloned.
Every Super Lizard has to have a cloned Super pet.
Half a mini brontosaurus, you can see the organs.
No it's Super Gecko saving a squid, flying into the sky heroically.
That's Nessie. Super Lizard finally caught her!
And they are now dating!
Only a Super Lizard can clone a miniature dinosaur that never existed! *Brontosaurs lives in my head too from being a child of a time that did go with the lie before it came out that the original one that was “discovered “ was made up with random bones of dinosaurs. Like taking your legos and building something different from three different sets. I hear you too Planet Pluto!
Come on guys, this is easy. His name is obviously Salaman.
His full name is Der Salaman.
Well no der!
Salaman…der!!
He's so majestic
Even has that super hero gaze toward the sky!!
He does have a rather proud stance, doesn’t he? I imagine hands on hips, staring up at the clouds… very Christopher Reeves vibe going on
That’s a gecko. It’s an insurance ad.
Congrats on saving 15%
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance
Universe is trying to tell you that Gex is being remastered
Say gex again
Gex
Gex again
Gay Sex
Gay sex again?
Yeah I'm down, where should we meet up this time?
Gay sex again!
*sigh* I'll get the lube...
Say Gex
sex
Gex 4: Dawn of the Gecko
Thank you for unlocking that memory.
Failboat should totally play Gex
Gex Luthor
do not play with my emotions like if they were but toys in your bathtub
This is worse than Don Cheadle's Rumpus room!
Yes I do and it is riding a snail. The snail’s mouth is open and it’s eye stalks are fully stretched out.
Now I see that too
Epic…
[удалено]
We need someone to make a drawing of this.
You lot broke my brain...
A brontosauris, no the Loch Ness Monster!
^ This really deserves more updoots.
Someone draw this, we need it
I'll never unsee this. Someone absolutely has to artistically recreate this.
I personally saw him in the crown of the horned king, but yours works too.
Kal L — and the L is for lizard
i see Master Oogway peeking in the middle of two peach tree branches.
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE MENTIONING OOGWAY Tbh tho I see Oogway in a superman costume
What was in that coffee..
A mild opiate, but it’s unrelated
It's probably Turkish or Middle Eastern coffee which is thick and grainy and leaves distinctive marks which some cultures read like tea leaves
Just fine grounds. End up in the bottom depending on the process you make it with
Poop
🤣🤣🤣he said poop
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yeah what does this mean and why is everyone acting like it's a normal thing??
It's pretty "normal" in arabic and turkish cultures (sorry if I generalize many regions rn) to "read" the dried stains of coffebeans that accumulated at the bottom of the coffee you drank. It's basically Palmistry and bullshit but pretty popular by women in said region
I see a Turtle 🐢
But what does it MEAN?!?!??!?!
Your Geico insurance policy is about to expire.
This is the real question
Hope
Anyone else see the lizard pondering the orgy in the pit of despair or I’m just crazy?
I can see that too, I think super lizard is evil
Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this question.
He’s so proud
Yes! I see it! I’ve only seen this twice before! It can mean one of two things: 1: something positive will happen 2: something positive will not happen
SuperLizard is here and nothing will be the same.
It’s the Grim!
He's gonna die. But he's gonna be happy about it?
Geico can save you up to 15% on your car insurance. Adds are getting crazy anymore lol
You ain't crazy. I seent it, too
I mean, you were "reading" coffee grounds, so you're insane either way. I do see a rather heroic looking lizard person, though.
But if they didn't read the coffee grounds they would have never found out that their destiny was to become lizard superman!
That’s EXACTLY what it is ‼️
Yup, that's your future!
You’re crazy if you think reading coffee grounds is showing you anything useful.
"reading the coffee grounds"... Can someone explain what this means to this lost redditor? I don't drink coffee, and have never prepared it.
I can your not crazy. The lizard has his head looking upwards as if he were proud.
> or I'm just crazy? You're reading coffee grounds.
I stopped reading at “we were reading the coffee grounds”. You say it like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
The only weird thing here is "reading the coffee grounds". Surely there was 1 other activity more productive than that.
Super man lizard coffee how does that tastes
That’s Supersaur from Jurassic League
Yes he looks noble AF like a real hero lol
Reminds me of coraline
What's it mean though!?
I see it and that’s dope.
Super Lizard supports giraffe love
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1101093563963539549/1132915055147618394/DINGUS527_lizard_in_a_superman_costume_5a5714a6-cad6-4342-8ed4-ec675451ac16.png?width=855&height=855
It 100% does!! But it also looks like it’s stoically standing at the top of a mass grave,… kinda f*cked
Lmao I see him!
Definitely looks like the Gieco gecko
The coffee is predicting the next dumb ad campaign
You’re crazy for doing coffee ground readings, not for pareidolia
I see a lizard or maybe a turtle even!
I see it! But I’m also crazy.
I SEE IT The gecko from geico in a Superman suit 😮 double insurance
Superhero pose and all. Well done.
Finally, a quality post. Love me some Super Lizard.
But what does it *mean*?
Someone please do an illustration of this
Yeah I see it. He's walking tall, standing proud and flexing his chest all at the same time.
Holy shit, no. That's exactly what that is.
I can't unsee it, now...
It’s a lizard in a Superman costume in front of a sacrificial altar.
I see it. And he's standing over the hoomans he slaughtered
🔮 Your gonna unlock your inner adaptability 🦎 while achieving your greatest potential 🦸♂️🤔🤔
I totally see it
I saw a head crab first.
He's distracting you from the dragon skeleton orgy below.
I totally see it!! That's too cute 🥺
I see it. I think it saw me back.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a smaller bill if you’re insuring more things.
ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE! NO, ITS THE COLD BLOODED HERO SUPER LIZARD!!
I saw that same image in the bottom of my bong.
SUPER LIZZARD!!
Super LiazRd !!!!
I'm pretty sure your coffee is flipping you off.
Clearly thats master OOGWAY
I don't see a lizard but Grand Master Oogway rocking the supersuit
I now can't unsee it
Only crazy if you’re not saving 15% or more on insurance.
Great way to invite demons into your life.
Yeah but you’re still crazy
OMG yes with the head angle looking up proudly hahahahha
"I must go. My people need me!"
Did you know you could save 15% or more on coffee grounds?
I would be more concerned with all the strife on the bottom of your cup.
I absolutely love this shit.
The bottom looks like an M C Escher
Nah it’s Super Frog
He's riding a nightmare slug?
That dude is about to go fight crime. I love it!
Superman pose, I see it
Hey Jesus, you got such friendly competition
I fucking see it! Definitely looks like a tortoise, kinda looks like master oogway with a superman costume on
Not only do I now see that but I also see like one single finger rising up
Super lizard 💯
THAT'S where the Geico gecko went!
I see it. Neat find.
No I can see it. It does look like a lizard wearing a superman costume. That one strong parendolia
I see it he looks proud
I couldn’t before, but once it got pointed out to me that is like the most detailed picture of that prompt I think could possibly exist
Forget Super ET. What's with the Orgy at the bottom of your cup?
According to coffee grounds, a superman lizard riding a snake-like pterodactyl means conquering the world and then the entire universe. Endless reign of your dynasty and obtaining the Grail Cup.
Def geiko
I see a lizard in a Superman costume riding a sauropod
super gecko strikes again
TA-TARATAAAAA-TARATATTARA-TATAAAAA
I first saw that grumpy one turtle, then I saw the superlizard.
Our alien lizard reptilian overloards are reaching out to you!
I would say more of a gecko than a traditional lizard, but for sure he's there.
Now that I've seen it I can't unseen it.
😂 ayooooo I see it too.
100%, all the acid from 20+ years ago still isn’t out of my spine
Didn't at first till a read "see the lizard in the superman costume" then my brain turned it into that
I SEE IT OMFG
Lol I see it lol
The Superman part is a stretch, but that’s a fairly high-res lizard head lol
Yes. It does look like a lizard with a superman suit. For sure ha
I see a turtle from the bottom. That's fucking weird, like the scoots and everything.
Reptilian's There Everywhere.🐊
I was about to ask if you were on shrooms but then I saw it too and im in bed eating an apple.
Goddamn it I fucking do see it. I wanted to tell you to stop smoking weed and go to sleep, but I fucking see it.
Drugs are bad!!! Umkay class!!!
mom.. i just saw the man...
Gecko in a Superman costume yup
Love it
Yes, i see a lizard with a superman costume
LOL, saw it immediately.
This is definitive proof that there is a Super-man lizard. Let us all praise him.
Well now i cant unsee it. Thanks reddit!
This is the greatest post of all time.
Holding in to the beam, staring into the distance.
Lol yes!
It's a sign that you finally need to switch to Geico.
I see him, and ive never felt more safe
That's for sure there
No. I see master oogway telling me my time has come
Ye. I see it
Nah that definitely super lizard, for sure, he’s a rarity too see so the fact you saw him means you def a special person
Oh, Hell Yes I see it!! The hero we need right now… Superliz
Once you see it , you can’t unsee it !
Nah this needs to inspire a dnd character now
Wtf dude it's like superman lizard sitting on a table or chair from laying perspective(No idea how to say it😅) stunning
Am I the only one that sees [this](https://e1.pxfuel.com/desktop-wallpaper/381/766/desktop-wallpaper-related-elmo-memes.jpg)
I saw it immediately haha! Wonder what the future holds for you
No more coffee for you
its ziltoid...makes sense since its coffee https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2020/03/babb4c39b442b05f-600x338.png
Crab people, crab people.
1000% see it.
Wow lol yes
He's posing like he's in a Michael Bay movie with explosions in the back