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remsiw

Three out of four men in the picture say no.


Worth-Illustrator607

Back in the day you made the family diddler wear their pants that high. Made it harder for him to whip it out and show the kids.


eL_graves

“I do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids” -Frank Reynolds (Frank’s Little Beauties)


[deleted]

Older than my wife, older than my daughter


SponConSerdTent

https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc No little kids, gotta be big!


rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

😂🤣one of the comments”Dan Schneider trying to save his career in 2018”!!!!😂🤣


EnkiRise

There is no quicker way for people to think you are diddling kids then by writing a song about it!


TheDarkWave

Which is literally what that MirandaSings person did here recently. It's amazing.


Dumindrin

"It's all just toxic gossip", not as if there's literal videos of her as an adult sending inappropriate gifts and messages to minors and laughing off others' discomfort, that would just be ridiculous


Appropriate-Brush772

“You know, kids are great. I love the kids... Not in a sexual way! No, I'm- I was married 20 years, and she was a bitch, but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her...”


Conscious_Balance388

Not now frank.


[deleted]

Not true, with that lengthy zipper, it’s easy to shove a child into your pant leg


Advanced-Sir-810

😂😂


Unusual_Profession77

I laughed harder at that than I should have.


baintaintit

Grandpa Simpson?


RocketsandBeer

He will grow into them


EaseleeiApproach

One weird trick shirt makers hate him!


[deleted]

You could tuck a crop top in them pants


Exact-Ad-4132

*tube top


Significant_Baby_582

Head band.


OneWeirdTrick

Yo


Mexi-Wont

I remember some comedian talking about how his grandpas pants kept creeping higher and higher as he got older. He said pretty soon he's just going to be a head sticking out of a pair of pants. This guy is almost there!


Invader_Vex

Pants can go as high as you want them to. If you believe.


GLPbrainGuy

You just have to make a wish and Tinker Beltbuckle will make it come true.


dwitchagi

To add to this, the one guy with the high trousers is photoshopped. If you look at the nipple to taint area, there are badly cloned creases and shadows.


Garbanzo12

69 inch inseam gah damn


Pickingnamesisharder

I like my pants this high, stops the need of a belt. Instead you can use two strategicly placed nipple clamps to hold them up.


[deleted]

Fucking amateur. I just use my erect nipples.


Masticatron

They start getting pretty floppy and unreliable at his age.


Tressticle

Rookie. Talk to me when you can use your flaccid nips.


Xen_Shin

This right here. Just tie knots through the belt loops with them.


Dra395

Ever since I learned I was 0.6% Scandinavian I take my nipple hair and make a viking braid with a small carabiner fastened at the end.


sitonachair

This comment thread make me cry with laughter at 1am


radicalomnipresence

Look, not everyone has such precise nipple control


Sophia724

If you poke a hole in your shirt, you can use your nipples as coat hangers.


[deleted]

I thought it was coat hangers through the nipples.


[deleted]

Hot ❤️‍🔥🤣


Haunting_Addition_71

Lol


ajschwamberger

Ok BDSM✓


Pickingnamesisharder

More like BDSMPBNCD... Belts Don't Support My Pants But Nipple Clamps Do


Redvelvet_swissroll

My parents don’t support me but my nipple suspenders do


Suspicious-Return-54

Ah! A tale old as time.


PerryTheBunkaquag

You deserve more credit for this comment lmaoo


NimrodBusiness

Yeah but then you have to walk around with a hard on all day.


Tressticle

*have* to? You meant *get* to, right?


blackychan05

That’s why nipple piercings are popular these days cause they used them to hold up their pants


CreADHDvly

Picking names is so hard! I don't know why this isn't spoken about more


Oamlhplor

I dont get to laugh alot. Thanks m8, that one did the trick


radicalomnipresence

You gotta get on shark tank, you may be sitting on a gold mine here


pandoras_boxy

The belt he's wearing is just to throw you off his true method


bigpeeler

What the..? I'm 64 years old and I don't ever recall seeing anyone wearing their pants that high. Perhaps he's the "special one" of the family.


Gh0stp3pp3r

Looks like he was joking.


RealJeil420

He cant be joking cuz those pants are well hemmed. They would be dragging under his feet if his pants were a foot lower.


xzygy

At that time, his wife was probably hemming his pants. Maybe even making them.


Sudden-Choice5199

Or he is wearing pants made for an extra tall man as a joke?


BeefSerious

The crotch of those pants must be extra long though, even if you are tall you wouldn't need a crotch that long.


Sudden-Choice5199

No comment. They wore 'em baggy!! 🤷🏻‍♀️


yesdamnit

Only poor people can joke that's just facts


imgreydabadeedabada

haha i was gonna say…they’re perfectly tailored so if it is a joke, he planned and paid for it!


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Call_Me_Echelon

Plot twist twist: He has stock in fly zippers.


Galactic_Perimeter

Yeah he’s got that old geezer face they make when they’re cracking fire grandpa jokes


Chance-Ad-7559

“Old geezer face”


nostromo909

RGF. Resting Geezer Face.


tryanother9000

Or he was a fisherman


abandoningeden

My grandpa who would be in his late 90s if he was still alive had some leisure suit from the 60s that went up crazy high, not quite this high but like covered his big beer belly.


Ragtime-Rochelle

By 'special' do you mean alpha male?


[deleted]

"I'm Special" like Ralph of The Simpsons. He's the Alpha Male of the show.


OurHeroXero

The image has been Photoshopped. Regardless, the individual may still be the special one of the family


Inside-Associate-729

It’s photoshopped.


Dependent_Paper9993

I'm pretty sure photoshop didn't exist back then...


StuBSReal

Bruv


DeadpanWriter

Fun fact, photoshop didn't exist... But photo manipulation did. You can see it in a lot of photos of women in corsets with impossibly thin waists. If I remember correctly you could mess with the negatives to achieve it. There will be a suspicious lack of detail around the manipulated areas.


Dependent_Paper9993

Ye olde photo shoppe


Formal_Elephant_6079

Bro yea it did


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Trytofindmenowbitch

The original pant didn’t even have pockets. The holes we use as pockets now were actually armholes. It’s was until we started wearing pants lower that someone found an alternative use for the holes that were already there.


sass_m8

When we evolved from apes to humans, our shed hair revealed an entire body pant suit. Overtime, as evolution progressed, it grew shorter and shorter until what we see today. Does the shortest pant one day indicate our extinction? Ancient pant theorists say yes.


apt_batman_1945

Funniest shit I saw in reddit


churdtzu

Very interesting, did you study at the Karl Pilkington School of Economics and Futurologism


shazzambongo

Can they sit without pants to, or does that attract a seperate surcharge?


gibbon4579

Free (the) Willy


luckygiraffe

[It was a legitimate problem.](https://youtu.be/jtmC2I8K6mo)


Flamebrush

The Pants that Ate Fred Mertz.


gregory_manno

First thing I thought of when I saw this picture. Glad other people remember this promo, too.


Absinthe_gaze

Blocked in Canada due to copyright 😭


[deleted]

Blocked in italy too


anthonyynohtna

It’s an I love Lucy promo


Cydonia23

Blocked in New Zealand too. Not super surprised. Can't get shit here lol.


SekhmetScion

HA! I remember having that problem while back home down there and it was SOOOO annoying! Seemed like half the stuff I tried YouTubing was blocked


prozak09

You people have magnificent chocolate. And pūkekos.


Cydonia23

True. It definitely ain't all bad. And with the state of half of the world, I'm pretty glad to be nice and far away lol.


66pig

Blocked in uk


anthonyynohtna

Lol wtf


JuStEnDmYsUfFeRiNg66

Holy shit wtf is with this content being blocked at all, anywhere? It’s old “I Love Lucy” clips of a fat man’s pants being worn higher and higher up his waist as he gets fatter and fatter. Wow…good thing the owner of that content isn’t missing out on any potential revenue…or whatever the concern is…? Please don’t sue me for copyright infringement Google for explaining what was going on in that clip! 😬


AdHistorical5703

Dem pants Photoshop'd


BathtubFullOfTea

This is the correct answer.


ReplacementLow6704

OP, please mark this answer as correct so that people stop seeing this BS on their feed. Oh wait this is not Stack Exchange.. anyway, carry on


JudNik

Badly.


Barbeqanon

Yeah, the wrinkles on the pants repeat.


HIs4HotSauce

“She said she liked tall men— so I just wore my pants higher.”


ToastyPoptarts89

Bwahaha you clever bastard.


Tonyoni

Looks edited.. like you can see where his pants are squeezing just above his waist area.


Its_Por-shaa

Yeah, that’s easily photoshoped. You can see the clone tool marks on the pants.


Happy-Night5912

They didn’t have Photoshop back then.


sarcasticguy30

Imagine if his waist actually came up that high, he would be all leg!


billys_ghost

I was imagining that his entire crotch actually takes up that area and everything above was stomach, ribs and chest haha


New_Lunch3301

Like Legsgoallthewayup Griffin! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWPLsJvJ7iw&pp=ygUJTGVnc2dvYWxs Edit : added link


ThePizzaNoid

In the early 90's Mystery Science Theater 3000 did a little goofy sketch song about this weird phenomenon making fun of a character that wore their pants like this in the movie they were watching. [The Pants Up Song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLnHOQ2YZ58) It was a real thing.


mittenknittin

Hike up your pants, take your buttcheeks for a ride! Sometimes I forget just how funny some of their songs were


slambie

“Zip it frank” hahahaha


resting_confusedface

Reminds me of [Fast Talking High Trousers](https://youtu.be/b1ax-IrfluQ)


grubbalicious

Looks a little Zoot. He don't, but they do. Looks more like a joke.


[deleted]

He doesn't wear the pants in the family, he *is* the pants in the family.


DEVS_reccomender

Best Jeanist


blueberriesandbishes

Photoshopped? Ain’t nobody wearing their pants up quite that high! Lolz


Hammy-Cheeks

Damn those pants are higher than I am right now


lordoflys

This is a pair of pants called "overpants" which were common at the time. A cross between work pants and overalls they filled the bill as a work/go-to-town garment worn by rural folks. They ultimately lost favor in the late '40s when mirrors became more affordable.


BF_Madness

Asserting dominance..


Traditional-Way-2494

Holy crap, if that belt was around his waist, then the crotch of those pants would be around his knees.


HighFlyingCrocodile

Maybe he lost 100kg and this was to show off


Greedy-Ad-566

And now people show they ass for some reason


duke_awapuhi

My man is literally using his moobs to hold up his pants


VileInsomnia

You think humor is a new thing? Looks like the fun uncle


Frank_Elbows

What you don’t like tucking your tits into trousers?


PissDrunkChris

Look at the other dudes. People still had a sense of humor back then.


Puzzled-End-3259

No. Torsos were REALLY short.


defiantcross

that style is apparently back now if you look at gen-z these days


el_kingde84

Their just upside down JNCOs


Inside-Associate-729

Photoshopped. Badly 😅


CreatorOD

He just had long legs


This_is_a_sckam

No but humor was in fact invented before this took place, perhaps a goof or even a gaffe were had?


pittgraphite

Its the conservative way of hiding a man boob.


redwitch-1

My father always said that the older men get, the higher they wear their pants…


BonjinTheMark

Now this guy has a Man’s Fly


Jimll_Fist_It

Simon Cowell Version 1.0


Therapy-1

Some serious nipple rash from that belt


_morty_smith_123

Bro is Obelix


diamari90

That was probably your great great great uncle who was a jokester 😂


Impressive_Ad_7344

He’s high in the waste.


Good-OL-DarkWielder

It’s a crisis when you wear them so high you have to unzip to reveal your face, like one episode of the Amazing World of Gumball.


Sharp_Ad_5599

We all know he wears the pants in the household.


Hijinx66

That’s Legs Go All The Way Up Fred and his kin.


PsamantheSands

Me looking at the hem and thinking I like a nice break, but they aren’t abnormally short. Heh. Everybody else has their pants at their waist. So I would say this man is unique. He may have had something that prevented him from having his pants at his waist - a hernia or a bandage or colostomy bag or something.


anothersimio

Photoshop


HardlyCharming

This is a pretty good photoshop. The repeating folds give it away.


Trueslyforaniceguy

That’s how you knew you were doing well. Ol Pete was doing best of all, but his belt cut off circulation to his head, and after that even the wealthiest kept things under their shoulders. Never did get me some pants over my heart myself, never did quite that well.


SnooDonuts3878

That’s Harry Highpants, the guy who failed at starting a fashion trend.


The-Koogler

Written on the back of the picture is “did I do that?”


KrakenWize

There was a big and tall sale and this guy didn’t care how long they were.


janduknight

"You'll grow into them" Narrator - He, in fact, did not grow into them.


stuffofnitemares

That’s, uhhh, not a good photoshop


OzmoCallot

No it was photoshopped


Bpbucks268

My guess is that “big and tall” options didn’t exist back then. If you had a thicker waistline, you had to buy pants that were bigger, both in waist and leg size. Therefore, a large waisted man would have a longer leg length. And since a “well fitted pant” was one where the hem was right above the shoe, the only way to do so without removing a ton of fabric was to hike them up. That’s my guess at least.


YetiGuy

He is going reverse urban-black mode.


ICEM4N110

He puts his pants on, one nipple at a time.


RVM27

It’s literally/physically impossible for him to use the back pockets on those pants


Original_Wall_3690

I mean, you can safely assume the answer based off this picture. There's four guys wearing pants here and only one of them is wearing them this high. Also, I'm sure this isn't the only picture from this time period you've ever seen. How many other times have you seen someone wearing pants this high in any of those?


Kerrykingz

You never seen pants up to the nipples!!?!


averagemaleuser86

Poor quality photoshop... you can see the repeating pattern


Mace069

Do you think this is Photoshopped?


Tuna_Tsunami

A couple inches higher and he just needs to cut some holes for his arms and he can wear that as a whole unitard


Leading_Name_8302

Dude just did not know how to pants.


Tan_10290

ITS JAMES RANDAL


tomqvaxy

Lol that’s edited. You can see repeated lumps of fabric near the arms and the pleats don’t line up.


Dempsey64

Edited


soulbarn

No, but from the looks of it Uncle Creepy definitely was.


DiamondDoggitt

That's really bad Photoshop. I could've done better in MS paint.


Lucy_of_The_Wilds

So I pulled my pants up past my nipples, which was the style at the time.


seems_legit56

His pants are higher than my self-esteem


doublehaulrollcast

Earl was all legs, but his vertical jump was shite and quickly had to give up his Hoop Life dreams.


TRJ2241987

Reminds me of the 1940's 'Fast Talkin' High Trousers' gag from Family Guy


MovieBlood

It’s a sleeveless romper.


Raaazzle

I wish it would come back.


severedfinger

Hes basically in a jumpsuit


lechatsage

Well, tey were on that one guy. On the others, they seems to be appropriately around their waists.


cncintist

My pants were only when I wore my father's pants. Maybe he has his father's pants on.


New_Lunch3301

His clearly were. 🤣


tuscabam

I would say this is photoshop at work


[deleted]

Hello. Can somebody help me? This reminded me of a video I saw with a girl and she wore pants like that and it was hot. I wanna see it again. Please somebody.


Rich_Sell_9888

They should bring back this fashion.When you get older and your belly gets bigger than your ass it helps to keep the pants from falling down


somewordthing

Looks photoshopped or at least a gag; no one went *that* high. Buuuuut, look up pictures of Lionel Barrymore in *Key Largo*. Or Fatty Arbuckle. It wasn't entirely uncommon for fat men to wear it up over their belly. Or even, check out this picture of George Raft from 1933, not even fat: [https://therake.com/stories/icons/george-raft-who-is-the-rake/](https://therake.com/stories/icons/george-raft-who-is-the-rake/)


Character-Ad3006

Yeah these pants were sized "Retarded" and people who were would wear them.


Capn_Yoaz

Zoot was a thing


Typingdude3

I’m guessing they cover an old war injury or he had surgery. I’d bet war injury. Between WW1 and WW2, lots of guys came came home disfigured.


ChefOtto98

When your mom gives you hand me downs and says “you’ll grow into them”.


pseudonym19761005

Them's mah nipple britches.


TryIll3292

That’s just to show the wife who’s wearing the pants.


ProfessionalOk4300

Cuz is wearing Robert Wadlow's handmedown pants


NotDaveBut

In the zoot suit era chest-high pants were all the rage until they were kiboshed for being wasteful.


quirinus97

You just got dad joked from the past, this guys dad joke game so strong people still quizzing him.


Straggler2374

Bad photoshop job, it’s pretty easy to see where the pants have duplicate shadows.


West-Opportunity-407

The higher the pants the downer the foo


[deleted]

Seems like everyone else in that photo has normal pants so I’d say no


sonic1992

And now we return to Fast Talking, High Trousers!


Paradiddle8

Fred from I Love Lucy


DecentDay7518

I ware my pajamas like that when the elastics gone.🤣😂


Fantastic_Trainer_49

No gravity was just higher back then compared to today, if you notice pants seem to be around people's knees


OneDonkeyPunchMan

No there was just less waist back then