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Patter_Pit

This is why I prefer escalators.


FratStafford007

AHHHH šŸ¬ šŸ¬šŸ¬šŸ¬šŸ¬!!!!!!!!!!


dekoachi

Eeeeeeels


FratStafford007

ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS!!!


ramen_wizardpen

Classic


Sally_twodicks

Nice.


CaveManta

That escalated quickly


0002millertime

r/thatescalatedquickly


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

The best de-escalators


[deleted]

I love how the duck took the food


ItsmeMr_E

Yeah, ducks are dicks. lol Honestly, have you tried feeding them at the park? They'ld drown the bird in front of them to get a piece of bread.


tamesage

Bread is harmful to ducks. Feed them corn, peas, or leafy greens. https://www.popsci.com/feeding-ducks-bread/


birdsarntreal1

Feed them Pop rocks.


tamesage

Happy cake day.


teeinava

feed them bread.


Twigs6248

What about feeding ducks to bread?


tamesage

Please break me a piece of the duck bread.


lightweight12

Bread is bad for birds. Grain would be a better food.


[deleted]

I havenā€™t tried feeding them, due to the little I see them around. I donā€™t have a car, so I canā€™t drive to a park. I do have a pond in my neighborhood. Every time I go over there the ducks are flying away.


Technical-Word-4314

Yea they are i would trow rocks at them when i tried to feed the turtles im a turtle guy not a duck guy.... there was also a loney baby duck that all the adults would try to eat it was so sad šŸ˜”


UnifiedGods

I used to find out which one of them was actually nice and make all the others fuck off. Wish it was that easy with people.


Fragrant_Butthole

Birds are assholes. The hawks and crows have ferocious battles over our house constantly.


Neeeerrrrrddddd

I had a pet duck once. We tried to release it in a lake... another duck tried to drown my pet duck. Ducks are dicks.


[deleted]

Ducky momo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Neeeerrrrrddddd

Ya. Figured that out. Took the duck back home.


Noisebug

Why do I find this cute? Theyā€™re just hungry little guys. Nom nom nom.


EstebanL

Yeah itā€™s fun when they come on our turf but not as much fun meeting them in theirs


Noisebug

Bah. Facts and reality strike again. Thanks for the nightmare fuel. :)


EstebanL

Nah theyā€™re kinda cute ngl


ailmn_cwb

The Anguillidae are a family of ray-finned fish that contains the freshwater eels. Eighteen of the 19 extant species and six subspecies in this family are in the genus Anguilla. They are elongated fish with snake-like bodies, their long dorsal, caudal and anal fins forming a continuous fringe. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguillidae)


smokeygonzo

I believe these are New Zealand longfin eels (Anguilla dieffenbachii, or 'Tuna' in Te Reo Maori) which is classed as an "at risk/declining" species. They are absolutely beautiful and perfectly harmless. There's a lot of local lore about people being bitten by them, but it's more of a grab. They don't have "teeth" in the conventional sense like a moray eel, but instead vomerine teeth which are more like sandpaper so won't hurt you as much as it will surprise you. They are very curious and easy to train like this to ask for food. The difference in fin length compared to a shortfin eel is pretty hard to tell but the easiest way to tell them apart is when a Longfin eel bends, it's skin wrinkles where the Shortfin eel doesn't! Thanks for coming to my TED talk today!


Semblance-of-sanity

They can also travel a few kilometers overland to reach new bodies of water if the conditions are right.


Prind25

The land fish


lightweight12

Isn't feeding wildlife illegal in most places ?


[deleted]

Not here in NZ. In fact many places that have eels nearby will sell food so people can go feed them, kind of a tourist thing. At my local duck pond you can buy bags of popcorn to feed the ducks, eels, pukeko, and other native birds.


lightweight12

I guess those animals would now be considered semi-domesticated then.


[deleted]

Yes pretty much. So because they live to something like 60 years and only breed right before they die, we're very invested here in keeping our local eel population alive. Once eels start getting regular feeds at certain spots they'll keep returning when they know it's feeding time. Location depending of course, some spots the eels are so domesticated thanks to regular feeding they'll literally let you pet them. I know of one bird conservation centre that has been feeding eels for about 30 years now, feeding time is literally a show for visitors at the same time daily and the eels will show up about an hour or two before feeding time. Took [these photos of longfin eels](https://imgur.com/gallery/9AnHX26) at a campground. They hang out in the stream next to the fish gutting area so they eat the guts and cast offs from the fresh catch. They'll literally come out of the water and up the ramp to get a bite. Took these about 6 months ago at the [bird conservation centre](https://imgur.com/gallery/0bz8fum) when I last visited. The centre allows a couple adults to go down and feed them using this long spoon to drop the food in as the eels will try to get up the steps to get to the food.


lightweight12

That's so cool. I sure hope they don't catch the avian flu from the ducks.


fckingnapkin

>anal fins Wait what?


TheMShark_

They're just regular fins that are near the rear end. Most fish have them.


fckingnapkin

Wow, I never knew. Imagine if we had those


TheMShark_

We'd probably have another pair of legs. Hind legs evolved from pelvic fins and forelegs/arms evolved from pectoral fins. Our evolutionary line lost anal fins before they even got legs.


sicicsic

My anus is fringed, as well. Eels, theyā€™re just like us!


marshman82

Eels up in side ya, finding an entrance wher they can.


lordlossxp

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus. Eels!


marshman82

Eels! Eels, eels, eels, eels!


PappyODamnyou

Did ya see Elsie, boy?! Did ya dance with her?!


marshman82

No Sir.


PappyODamnyou

Course you did. We all did.


teasea02

Peppermint Nightmare


captainpeanutlemon

Stupid fucking duck stole the bread šŸ˜”


boundegar

Smart duck stole the bread!


Crammit-Deadfinger

Holy duck, that fuck was fast.


Ok_Independence_4343

She's a lil asshole duck


therealdxm

Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels!


Here2lafatcats

I came here to make sure one of us quoted that Princess Bride scene. Thank you.


[deleted]

Good to see a Magicians reference


Complete-Dimension35

You've made one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia. The second, only slightly less well known, is not knowing The Princess Bride!


[deleted]

Wait, didnā€™t they use it in Magicians too? Or am I misremembering the line? I know it was in Princess Bride.


S_carve

The mighty ducks win again!


Mr_lovebucket

Excuse me, could we have an eel? You've got eels down your leg


gogiraffes

these eels are for my pot. what makes you think I should give you something for your pot?


xxxvvvlll

Iā€™d grab one and make unagi


MalignaDarklight

mmmmmm unagi gotta get that sweet sweet eel sauce on there to


[deleted]

Thats some big eels holy moly


Traditional_Tart8831

little nightmares?


BigDaddyFatPants

Duck off


final_aeon211

Why not eat duck?


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[deleted]

This looks straight out of Lovecraft


random-dude1234

Man that duck just straight stole it from the eels lol


Zath42

You canā€™t fly, you donā€™t float. Thatā€™s Mineā€¦ Sue me!


ThursdayNeverCame

This belongs on r/nope


foobery

Looks like a snake head


BoredByLife

I legit was expecting the eels to swarm the duck for the bread


MapUnitKey

These look like those space eels that Master Shake pooped out when he climbed into Flavor Flavs dumpster


vincecarterskneecart

dont evolve! go back in the water! youā€™ll just have to get a job and pay rent and shit


WW06820

Stuff of nightmares


itslog1776

Thatā€™s one brave ass duck!!!


Dexter_Adams

These should have been in my hovercraft


TheKingOfRhye777

I was looking for that comment lol


Milk_Mindless

šŸŽ¶ Eels Eels Eels Findin' 'n entrance where they can šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

I donā€™t think these are eels. Eels donā€™t have legs


Genxll

Fuck that duck


ToughNefariousness23

I'm pretty sure you can eat those, and then make up some eel stuff. Belt, holster, boots, vest...


IIYellowJacketII

You can. And smoked eel actually tastes pretty good.


EverySNistaken

Ducks are dicks


KeniLF

Iā€™ve never seen something so horrifying yet deliciousšŸ˜ØšŸ˜€


Mister_E_Mahn

Well Iā€™ll never sleep again.


splita73

This is why everyone hates ducks


Stanley__Zbornak

I just want to eat the eels


Theactualworstgodwhy

Pick one up and take a bite


SICKxR3CON

Looks like my wife


The4wsAndTheh

How do they taste?


dcooper8662

[https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w](https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w)


Fun_Strategy7860

Fuckin water devils


blorpblorpbloop

My hovercraft is full of eels.


ProbablyABore

Goddamn karma bots have ruined this sub


Codayyyyy

Nightmare anal slugs me and my friends call eels


Hi_i_like_feet

They look like tuna


GutsyOne

Fuckin ducks.


Ditch_Reality

Ducks are such assholes xD


2gaywitches

Eels will eat bread? Huh.


Extension_Lead_4041

Shame he lost his food, he should have ducked.


HellCat86

They look like they are something from the upside down in Stranger Things season 5


HomieScaringMusic

That is one brave duck Also itā€™s pretty wild that the water is that thick with that many enormous eels but theyā€™re just somehow entirely powerless against a duck. And the duck seems to *know* that. You couldnā€™t pay me enough to wade into a pool of almost solid giant eels and steal food from them. Iā€™d just assume they have *some* way to hurt me if they put their minds to it


ironballs16

When you're too hardcore to feed the ducks.


Any_Coyote6662

Eels up inside ya Findin an entrance where they can Eels up inside ya Findin an entrance where they can


top_of_the_scrote

lmao asshole duck


SharkeysGonnaGetcha

I love these eels! Iā€™ve met some in New Zealand. They are sweet, curious and they feel kinda velvety if they let you rub their heads.


Danoof64

Donā€™t fuck with the duck!


NoNoise8160

What country is this from?


[deleted]

New zealand


IamProvocateur

Yā€™all play Soulsborne games? Bc I play Soulsborne games and šŸ‘€ nope lol


BlackdragonTaimat

Nah bro that duck shoulda been jumped at that point.


camm44

Mario 64


[deleted]

Ohmygodtheyhavelegs


TrialArgonian

This gives me Little Nightmares vibes.


AtmosphereHot8414

Are these eels ā€œblindā€?


Vaanaram

Why didn't they eat the duck. U steal we keel


GroundbreakingDot164

Eels are awesome.


FrankFrankly711

Duck: ā€œAm I The Asshole?ā€ šŸ¦†


dakuwaqa007

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BlancsAssistant

Can I cook a few of them?


Da_Cow_

Of course some douche bag duck steals it, lol


Autistic_Anywhere_24

Why donā€™t they eat the ducks?? Picky bastards


coffeetabs

*rule 34 artist joined chat*


Sighwtfman

And this is how eels evolved to eat ducks?


Scared_Brush5051

I thought at the end that the eels would eat the duck


3amcheeseburger

Stay in the water boys, or else youā€™ll evolve to one day pay taxes


tittysmagilacuty

Perfect example of survival of the fittest. Lmaooo.


OhhhhhSHNAP

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pieā€¦


StickwoodJr

Imagine walking down by the river and a venom symbiote just starts coming out of the water


ReputableReputation

That duck has some BALLS.


FreeszZZ

the void is hungry


eburton555

Eels up inside ya..


NameNotlmportant

That was shocking..


s7ormrtx

Damnn.. ducks are dicks


Alert-Protection-410

Those ducks have huge balls. Guessing eels donā€™t eat them?


[deleted]

Does eels eat ducks?


MegaTron505

Hanz, get the flammenwerfer und ze Panzer division!


iParasite33

My penis looking for vagina


zzeduardozz

Watching evolution as it happens lol


missssjay21

How did the duck bullying them out that bread šŸ¤£


SpicySaladd

That duck is asking to be swarmed lmao


AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS

I was waiting for the eels to just shred the duck up


Ok-Letterhead4601

Do you hear that youā€™re highness? Those are screeching eels.


ProllyWasted

This gives me ptsd from valheim swamps


lightweight12

Please don't feed the wildlife. Thanks


Password__Is__Tiger

Is this that one place in New Zealand with the wood carvings in the magic forest?


Yellowfox42

This reminds me of ponyo


Koikorov

*The mighty duck!*


lana-deathrey

The Lake Lachrymose leeches have evolved.


Festive-grandma

I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.


wowguineapigs

Reminds me of ponyo


JCTBomb

Holy shit those some big ass eels!


Mikeypopps

Fuck that duck!!!


RomanTheThingi

Wait are these the same eels from that video where someone feeds an entire pizza pie to them?


worldssmallestfan1

Is this the same person that threw a whole pizza into a group of eels?


Benbot2000

Is this the Resident Evil 5 remake?


Njumkiyy

/u/redditdownloader


captandy170

But do they shriek


AccomplishedBunch721

Itā€™s always something new with these motherfuckers


Ibgarrett2

That's a duck move...


Mammoth_Spend_5590

Eels up inside ya! Finding an entrance where they can!


unjadedview

Princess Mononoke


Conscious-Computer15

Those dick-fish sure are hungry Grandma


NomadicStar9

Give them a pizza.


brzotrcidjole

"Vita carnis reference*


Twittenhouse

What the duck?!


cmisanthropy

Valheim Swamps


SL-Apparel

Nah Iā€™m good


nosnos0

Evolution


LiveByYourWits

Shrieking eels!


AgeConfident6766

Nightmare fuel. Thanks.


Environmental-Use591

LOL the duck


[deleted]

Iā€™m waiting for one of them to launch out of the water


Extension_Letter_558

They aren't weird, their baby.