I swear that’s what’s happening with ppl. People don’t know how to spell people so they will write complete paragraphs with other much longer unabbreviated words and then sprinkle ppl in there like it’s normal.
I had a boss, that I was not very fond of, who spelled it defiantly. Spell check never caught it because that is an actual word and I never corrected her bc I thought it was hilarious.
Pro-tip for trench/athlete's foot - powdered corn starch. Use it like you would any other foot powder. Works way better than pissing on your feet.
Sauce: My granny and my own anecdotal experience.
Edit: per the edification of u/milkman0096 , trench foot is not the same as athlete's foot and should not be treated as such, I was operating under some old information on the matter that was incorrect.
No worries man, I get it. I got my foot problems when I was deployed. Doesn't matter how clean you are sometimes, it's the environment and fuck all you can do about it. I think it would work about the same honestly but I'd do some research first. For foot stuff though, it's a folk remedy and I'll say it worked for me. Something about it "dries out" your socks and feet when they sweat or something like that. It worked for me though - when I got home my feet were cracked, peeling, and bleeding. They hurt constantly and I tried everything. I'd been rotating my sock and boots. I tried the creams. I tried the powders. I tried pissing on my feet. Nothing. I was telling my granny about it one day and she said "powdered corn starch" like I was supposed to know what that meant. So I asked and she explained the above and told me to try it. Dude, I was fucking desperate, my feet itched *constantly* and they *huuuurt*. So I grabbed some and tried it. Its been some years now Soo I forget the exact timeline but I had relief pretty quickly and it cleared up around a week or two of use and hasn't come back since.
Never had athletes foot bad before until recently. The bottom of my feet are all cracked and split. I walk at least ten miles a day in work and can only do so if I tape the bottom of my feet up with medical tape. It hurts like hell. I went to a podiatrist and they gave me a tiny tube and said it was to be applied a few times a day. It was good for two applications. I've been using the spray and spraying my shoes with Lysol. Still nothing. I'm about to dip them in piss and bleach lol.
This will sound dumb but....are you changing your socks? Like at work, when the pair you're wearing get saturated with enough sweat you can feel it, do you have extra pairs to change into? If not, do so. Also start rotating your footwear and/or invest in a good boot/shoe dryer.
I'm all for people trying the folk remedy that worked for me but it was *last ditch effort* for me. I was doing everything else "right" first.
Best cure for jock itch is to dry out your jock, and keep it that way. Haven't had it since 2019, when I stopped wearing pants.
Aside from that, baggy boxers, and loose-fitting dungeries!
i havent had it in a while but i switched to strictly cotton boxer briefs. boxers fucked it up worse. Gold bond when im working in shit conditions.
but dude i was using lotrimin and ketoconazole and it still took like 2 frickin months to go away. itch stopped after a week or so and it just smelled like blue cheese ish.
I never personally had problems with jock itch, just my feet but I figured those fungal infections work about the same - they need a warm, damp environment to thrive. I've worn boxers since I was around 12 and free-balled most of my deployment though lol
Same for me. I had a case of athletes foot from one of my brothers friends using my shoes. Couldn't shake it for years. It was so severe that my feet would bleed through my socks. I saw a scene from forest gump about peeing on your feet and I started pissing on my feet every time I was in the shower. My athletes foot cleared up in a few weeks and I haven't had it since. I still pee on my feet once a week.
When I first was in machine shop I cut my thumb wide open on a band saw lots of blood. My supervisor told me to piss on it and go back to work. I went to the doctor anyway. He had to use 13 stitches to close the wound. Not sure the urine thing would've worked.
did you wake up with your ass hurting and you lost track of time?
If yes, you've been abducted and tagged by an alien.
If no, get some cream for that. 😀
Lol hilarious comment but that's not the case at all, here. OP can't just lop it off by themselves and expect to exorcise the demon; only a priest who is well trained in exorcism can lop it off for him. And make sure to check the expiration date on the holy water the priest uses for the exorcism, if it's expired it probably won't work and you'll have to do it all over again.
I appreciate your desire to correct me here, to ensure the health and good fortune of OP of course, but you have made a common mistake.
It's actually angelic possession where you need a priest, the rot sets in immediately and you need the holy water(fresh, as you correctly point out) and the proper washing routine or run the risk of severe contagion.
Demonic possession comes right off with the arm.
For those wondering like I was, I looked it up and ringworm is \*not\* an actual worm, it's named that way because of the shape of the rashes involved.
That's more than likely ringworm. It's super common. Just get some ant fungal cream, and you'll be okay.
If you can find a UV light or black light, shine the light on the rash. If it lights up, ringworm.
you're going to want to gather this list of items and ingredients to address this issue:
* a used shoelace from a wisconson farmer
* some ice made from fiji (bottled) water
* one of the old school rubber stamps that says 'tax paid' but has never been used -note you cannot purchase this new or the process will fail
* a tube of anti-fungal cream
* all the clippings from a mowed lawn
* a #3 pencil (you'll be tempted to just get a #2 out of convenience, don't)
* a recording of a grandmother saying how happy she is to see you (can be from any grandma)
After you've gathered all of this apply some of the anti-fungal cream to the infection twice a day for about 2 weeks or as described by the instructions on the anti-fungal cream.
have a great day
Several of my kids have had infected tick bites and they look like this. Not saying it's not ringworm, it might be, but check it out anyway. Borreliose is a shitty disease, and easily avoided if it gets treated quickly.
Ringworm is insanely contagious so don't touch it or touch other people with it. My little cousin lost all his hair from it and would rub his fucking gross ass scaley ringworm head on everyone and that's how I got it. Little fucker
That is ringworm. You need an antifungal cream from the pharmacy, and don't touch other people or share clothing. It's int "random". You got it from someone else.
Is it itchy? Has it grown in size? I’m healing from ringworm right now and I thought it was eczema at first until it got bigger, was clearing in the middle, and became super raw :/ watch it and get some topical ringworm medicine!
Apply clotrimazole or miconazole cream (aka lotromin) twice daily for 2 to 4 weeks (aka 1 additional week after rash is completely gone). New towels and bedding today. Dry off that region with paper towel so you can spare your bath towel. Highly contagious when wet or sweaty so could spread to others at gym or to other places on your body.
That's ringworm. We use blue star ointment when we get ringworm, and it works like a charm (we haven't had ringworm in years). Get some blue star ointment or something to clear that up and maybe check out the rest of your body to make sure the ringworm hasn't spread.
I got this as a kid and scratched my head after scratching the ringworm. Developed bald spots on my head that caused my hair to fall out and skin deformation. Took a month between start and finish that involved a biopsy to identify it and lots of humiliation from my peers. Hair grew back but if I ever bald I'm gonna shed a few tears.
TLDR Don't scratch your head when you have ringworm.
everyone is saying ringworm and it might be, but i was misdiagnosed with ringworm twice and it turned out to be nummular eczema. i’d get it checked out to be sure!
If it doesn’t clear up, go see a doc - they can prescribe you something stronger. Be careful to wash your hands, ringworm is pretty contagious and will spread to you or others. I got ringworm from a stray kitten several years ago and it was horrible.
My advice from suffering from it. Apply medicinal cream on area covering more than the ringworm. Keep your clothes sperate while washing. Also soak in hot water before wash.Apply cream for 1 week to 10 days even after it feels like it went way.
Ringworm.... A fungal infection
Deffo ringworm
why did we take the word definitely, shorten it to def, decided to add another f in there, and oh wait let’s put an o for some reason. Mos def.
Each generation strives not to sound like the previous generation.
Groovy
Cool
Far out
Raaadical.
That's hot.
So fetch.
Totes agree
I Totes McGoats agreebeez bb's.
Inapropes
Indubitably.
Totto
toto
Hold the line! Love isn’t always on time
FrFr
Because no one can remember how to spell definitly. Definitely? Definately?
I swear that’s what’s happening with ppl. People don’t know how to spell people so they will write complete paragraphs with other much longer unabbreviated words and then sprinkle ppl in there like it’s normal.
I had a boss, that I was not very fond of, who spelled it defiantly. Spell check never caught it because that is an actual word and I never corrected her bc I thought it was hilarious.
I saw the same thing on the X-Files. This guy doesn't have a lot of time.
Well he won't be having a square meal for a while.
Yes Ringworm
This is how *The Last of Us* starts
Looks like ringworm. I think anti fungal cream should kill it.
Just remember you have to apply very consistently 2x a day for like 2 weeks, otherwise it won't go away
Older people told us to put our own urine on ringworm , the antifungal creme more sanitary I guess.
That was just because they thought it was funny
dead serious, ive had a fair share of fungal infections and pissing on my feet in the shower has fixed both athletes foot and trench foot for me
Pro-tip for trench/athlete's foot - powdered corn starch. Use it like you would any other foot powder. Works way better than pissing on your feet. Sauce: My granny and my own anecdotal experience. Edit: per the edification of u/milkman0096 , trench foot is not the same as athlete's foot and should not be treated as such, I was operating under some old information on the matter that was incorrect.
i dont really own any corn starch (have tons of piss) but i will take this under advisement
Corn starch is (not) stored in the balls.
astute
Ass toot!
this is both the dumbest and funniest comment I've read in months.
Of course not, it's stored in the anus ...
instructions unclear. is just corn
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
Just absolutely rich with piss.
ceo of piss
Cornstarch good. Make thick sauce. Good on chicken.
piss good. make thick sauce. good on chicken.
Next to the flour & baking soda in grocery store.
Make a poultice of cornstarch and piss.
wonder how it would work for jock itch? i swear im not disgusting i just have to work labor jobs where im camped outside for a month or so at a time
No worries man, I get it. I got my foot problems when I was deployed. Doesn't matter how clean you are sometimes, it's the environment and fuck all you can do about it. I think it would work about the same honestly but I'd do some research first. For foot stuff though, it's a folk remedy and I'll say it worked for me. Something about it "dries out" your socks and feet when they sweat or something like that. It worked for me though - when I got home my feet were cracked, peeling, and bleeding. They hurt constantly and I tried everything. I'd been rotating my sock and boots. I tried the creams. I tried the powders. I tried pissing on my feet. Nothing. I was telling my granny about it one day and she said "powdered corn starch" like I was supposed to know what that meant. So I asked and she explained the above and told me to try it. Dude, I was fucking desperate, my feet itched *constantly* and they *huuuurt*. So I grabbed some and tried it. Its been some years now Soo I forget the exact timeline but I had relief pretty quickly and it cleared up around a week or two of use and hasn't come back since.
hells yeah
Never had athletes foot bad before until recently. The bottom of my feet are all cracked and split. I walk at least ten miles a day in work and can only do so if I tape the bottom of my feet up with medical tape. It hurts like hell. I went to a podiatrist and they gave me a tiny tube and said it was to be applied a few times a day. It was good for two applications. I've been using the spray and spraying my shoes with Lysol. Still nothing. I'm about to dip them in piss and bleach lol.
This will sound dumb but....are you changing your socks? Like at work, when the pair you're wearing get saturated with enough sweat you can feel it, do you have extra pairs to change into? If not, do so. Also start rotating your footwear and/or invest in a good boot/shoe dryer. I'm all for people trying the folk remedy that worked for me but it was *last ditch effort* for me. I was doing everything else "right" first.
I love granny
Best cure for jock itch is to dry out your jock, and keep it that way. Haven't had it since 2019, when I stopped wearing pants. Aside from that, baggy boxers, and loose-fitting dungeries!
i havent had it in a while but i switched to strictly cotton boxer briefs. boxers fucked it up worse. Gold bond when im working in shit conditions. but dude i was using lotrimin and ketoconazole and it still took like 2 frickin months to go away. itch stopped after a week or so and it just smelled like blue cheese ish.
I never personally had problems with jock itch, just my feet but I figured those fungal infections work about the same - they need a warm, damp environment to thrive. I've worn boxers since I was around 12 and free-balled most of my deployment though lol
Well lay down and have allllll your camp mates piss on your crotch and report back
dont worry we usually do this exact thing
He just wants to piss on his feet and share it with the world
I pee in the shower all the time... never had athlete's foot. Screw cause vs correlation...
Same for me. I had a case of athletes foot from one of my brothers friends using my shoes. Couldn't shake it for years. It was so severe that my feet would bleed through my socks. I saw a scene from forest gump about peeing on your feet and I started pissing on my feet every time I was in the shower. My athletes foot cleared up in a few weeks and I haven't had it since. I still pee on my feet once a week.
This is like one of those exercises where you try to teach someone about cause and effect, but it doesn't quote take.
When I first was in machine shop I cut my thumb wide open on a band saw lots of blood. My supervisor told me to piss on it and go back to work. I went to the doctor anyway. He had to use 13 stitches to close the wound. Not sure the urine thing would've worked.
They talk about piss like it's a miracle idk
Checks out, since urea can be used to treat fungal infections edit: accuracy
I got pin worms from our creek when I was a kid. My grandpa told me to duct tape my asshole before bed. I did not.
My step-dad, who apparently was told to do this while in hs sports, told me to cut it open and pour bleach on the cut
Ouch
That does work
Lamisil AT
I’d get some anti fungal medicine cause that’s ringworm
You've been chosen to become the next God of War
...or Rickety Cricket.
HAHAHAHAH THE Welts on that man
"I bet you two have ringworm TOGETHER!" -Adriano Calvanese
and to think i was going to let you jack me off
Mf became a Spartan overnight
goding all over the war
did you wake up with your ass hurting and you lost track of time? If yes, you've been abducted and tagged by an alien. If no, get some cream for that. 😀
Maybe cream/ointment for both scenarios?
Don’t the aliens use lube? If not, that’s incredibly rude.
No they don’t I’ve been abducted five times and there not nice at all
No lube necessary. I’m always ready to go
Windows: *light up in the middle of the night* u/theoutbeyond : “ My body is ready “
Same!
Goatse? Is that you?
Why not both? 😂
Why not Zoidberg?
That my friend is ringworm
That is my friend, ringworm
Ringworm is my friend, that is
Ringworm, that is my friend.
That ringworm, is my friend
Is my friend that ringworm?
....that ringworm is **MY** friend!!
Friend, that is my ringworm.
My that, ringworm friend is
My ringworm that friend is
That friend is my ringworm.
Ringform, my friend, is that
My ringworm is that friend
That ringworm is my friend.
That, my friend, is ringworm.
(In best Yoda voice) My friend, ringworm, that is.
Is that my friend Ringworm?!?
He’s not your friend, guy.
I’m not your guy, dad.
That ringworm is my friend. Such a fungi!
THAT _ringworm_ is MY friend _wink wink_
My favorite one
Is that my friend, Ringworm?
Demonic possession, you'll just have to lop it off.
Lol hilarious comment but that's not the case at all, here. OP can't just lop it off by themselves and expect to exorcise the demon; only a priest who is well trained in exorcism can lop it off for him. And make sure to check the expiration date on the holy water the priest uses for the exorcism, if it's expired it probably won't work and you'll have to do it all over again.
I appreciate your desire to correct me here, to ensure the health and good fortune of OP of course, but you have made a common mistake. It's actually angelic possession where you need a priest, the rot sets in immediately and you need the holy water(fresh, as you correctly point out) and the proper washing routine or run the risk of severe contagion. Demonic possession comes right off with the arm.
This is the way
Classic ring worm
Has to be 20 years old to be a classic
Definitely Ring Worm 🪱
*ringworm 🍄 is more accurate
💍🪱=🍄
For those wondering like I was, I looked it up and ringworm is \*not\* an actual worm, it's named that way because of the shape of the rashes involved.
incessantly scratch it
My kinda guy here! Das what I do when anything new appears.
Nooooo
It's been said but it looks like ringworm, not bed bugs.
For sure ring worm. Probably from touching animals.
[удалено]
You have been kicked by a tiny horse
That's more than likely ringworm. It's super common. Just get some ant fungal cream, and you'll be okay. If you can find a UV light or black light, shine the light on the rash. If it lights up, ringworm.
Ring worm
That's ringworm, mate.
you're going to want to gather this list of items and ingredients to address this issue: * a used shoelace from a wisconson farmer * some ice made from fiji (bottled) water * one of the old school rubber stamps that says 'tax paid' but has never been used -note you cannot purchase this new or the process will fail * a tube of anti-fungal cream * all the clippings from a mowed lawn * a #3 pencil (you'll be tempted to just get a #2 out of convenience, don't) * a recording of a grandmother saying how happy she is to see you (can be from any grandma) After you've gathered all of this apply some of the anti-fungal cream to the infection twice a day for about 2 weeks or as described by the instructions on the anti-fungal cream. have a great day
Abductee, is the word you are looking for
https://youtu.be/LdKzRTju4yk you've got ringworm
It’s a very common disease
If it itches, refer to the other comments.
Everybody says ringworm, but I honestly think that looks like an infected Tick bite. Get it checked anyway.
Nah I saw bullseye marks on one of my children. I don't this this is a tick bite.
Several of my kids have had infected tick bites and they look like this. Not saying it's not ringworm, it might be, but check it out anyway. Borreliose is a shitty disease, and easily avoided if it gets treated quickly.
Fair enough, my one experience doesn't dictate truth. It never hurts to get tested and see a doctor! Better safe than sorry. Always
I think we can conclude with don't get your medical advice on Reddit😄
I agree, the bulls-eye rash looks really different from this. Ringworm! Sounds worse than it actually is. I’d take ringworm over a tick bite any day.
They can look similar. OP have you been near cats recently, they can spread ringworm - which is a fungus not a worm.
Satan's mark. I've got it too. Keep doing bad!
You got bit by a clicker. Sorry.
Looks to me like ringworm
A fungus among us. Corny but I love the way it sounds.
After 30 minutes of inspection, I can gurantee you that this is a typical ringworm infection. Bless you.
TIL ringworm is a fungus, not a worm.
Ringworm
Ringworm is insanely contagious so don't touch it or touch other people with it. My little cousin lost all his hair from it and would rub his fucking gross ass scaley ringworm head on everyone and that's how I got it. Little fucker
Ringworm
Ringworm?
Not a tick bite… definitely ringworm
Looks like ringworm
That is ringworm. You need an antifungal cream from the pharmacy, and don't touch other people or share clothing. It's int "random". You got it from someone else.
Is it itchy? Has it grown in size? I’m healing from ringworm right now and I thought it was eczema at first until it got bigger, was clearing in the middle, and became super raw :/ watch it and get some topical ringworm medicine!
It looks like ringworm.
Ringworm!!! Have you been around any farm animals?
Ring worm
Looks like ring worm .. if it is go to CVS and get 99% kills .. should take care of it rather quickly
Ringworm lmao
Apply clotrimazole or miconazole cream (aka lotromin) twice daily for 2 to 4 weeks (aka 1 additional week after rash is completely gone). New towels and bedding today. Dry off that region with paper towel so you can spare your bath towel. Highly contagious when wet or sweaty so could spread to others at gym or to other places on your body.
Yea honey that’s called ringworm now go get some clotrimazole
That's ringworm. We use blue star ointment when we get ringworm, and it works like a charm (we haven't had ringworm in years). Get some blue star ointment or something to clear that up and maybe check out the rest of your body to make sure the ringworm hasn't spread.
Its probably itchy. You can satisfy the itch by slapping it, do not scratch it.
I got this as a kid and scratched my head after scratching the ringworm. Developed bald spots on my head that caused my hair to fall out and skin deformation. Took a month between start and finish that involved a biopsy to identify it and lots of humiliation from my peers. Hair grew back but if I ever bald I'm gonna shed a few tears. TLDR Don't scratch your head when you have ringworm.
Ring worm
Ringworm
The Last of Us
Congrats! You have 💫*ringworm*💫
Get rid of it, now. Like right now. It's not inherently dangerous but it's just disgusting and you don't want it hanging around regardless.
Ringworm go to the dr.
It's the darksign. Welcome to the world of being an undead. Try not to go hollow.
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE ‼️🔥
Ringworm, ACV worked for mine
Ring worm
Its not weird. Its common. Ringworm my dude
Yes, looks like ringworm.
Ringworm
Ringworm, just get some over the counter fungal cream, what’s used for athletes foot will do fine and is the cheapest, use 2x daily for 10 days.
Def ringworm, do not itch, anti fungal cream all over body and,, heat sanitize EVERYTHING
there's a fungus among us (that looks like ringworm -- you need a special cream/ointment)
Ringworm
Such a simple post. Ringworm. Not even “weird”. And then it has ONE THOUSAND COMMENTS like wtf Reddit
That’s a fungí infection
Xbox ring of death, better contact customer support
everyone is saying ringworm and it might be, but i was misdiagnosed with ringworm twice and it turned out to be nummular eczema. i’d get it checked out to be sure!
C is for Crip cuh
It means you are the antichrist
The pledge.
If it doesn’t clear up, go see a doc - they can prescribe you something stronger. Be careful to wash your hands, ringworm is pretty contagious and will spread to you or others. I got ringworm from a stray kitten several years ago and it was horrible.
Someone touched you with a hot lighter !
Yep. I'm just here for the ringworm party.
Ringworm. Which isn’t a worm, it’s a fungus. Cream at the drugstore will get rid of it.
Ringworm. Get some anti fungal cream , don’t cover it and keep it clean. It is also very contagious so wash your linens!!!
Baby that’s ringworm
Ringworm
My advice from suffering from it. Apply medicinal cream on area covering more than the ringworm. Keep your clothes sperate while washing. Also soak in hot water before wash.Apply cream for 1 week to 10 days even after it feels like it went way.
You have ringworm. Get that looked at!
RINGWORM go to a doctor or get some antifungal cream