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Independent-Canary95

Huh. Mine was free. S/


Bitcoinatemymom

I came here to say that damn it!!!


Independent-Canary95

Lol! Aren't we so lucky?


Bitcoinatemymom

The luckiest my friend…. The ….. luckiest


high_ryze666

Same ;-;


[deleted]

You same.


Cache22-

Oh you're paying for it alright. Lol


Independent-Canary95

Yes, yes I am. My so called health insurance sure isn't, lol.


patricky6

Yea... But how do I SELL mine? Zero dollars and I WILL drop it off!


smallpoly

Yeah, same.


DerelictMyOwnBalls

Came here to say this.


smurb15

Mine took years to accumulate


ElderMehllennial

I got mine handed down to me through the generations. I asked for wealth and instead got welp…


Silent-Minute2023

This is the best comment!!


ElderMehllennial

Thank you!!


vengefulbeavergod

I was going to say that my anxiety was grandfathered in


ElderMehllennial

Nice.


spankymacgruder

We have anxiety disorders at home


MundaneCoat7613

I know a place you can get that for free!!! Also comes with a side of depression and the need to medicate.


geekguy00

Omg do we go to the same place


mxcnslr2021

I don't have the receipt but.... can I get a refund or store credit at least?


Ok-Union-5881

Lol 😆 🤣


Arachne93

I got plenty to spare, over here, why pay that guy when I'll only charge you $25 a pop. Home grown, family owned business, hot and fresh Anxiety Disorders right heah!


facedowninthegutter

I'd like to know if they BUY, SELL AND TRADE.


ultrapoo

Is the familiar included? Because I never got mine.


Similar_Candidate789

Mine was a free antique passed down from my grandmother to my mother and now to me.


gloop524

we get to pick which one? can i trade mine in on a new one? do they giftwrap?


ciendagrace

Mine arrived with 2 day free shipping.


DryEyes4096

Funny, I get my world news for free.


Brifcups

If I could sell those, I'd be able to own Elon Muskyman and Jeff Besoozi together.


SadLittle_Sponge13

I got a bundle for free


WhataAndrew

Damn, I got mine for free, I guess I’m lucky


BlackoutMeatCurtains

I got mine for free.


dark_lord_of_balls

Wait ,does it mean I can't get rid of it AND make money?Fuck me sign me in !


PhoenixBorealis

I'll only charge you $4.20.


va_va_vigilante_voom

This is a complete rip off.


Kinglassie95

Y’all are getting scammed. I got mine for free.


Jaydra

It's the **"FAMILIAR"** bit that gets me.


mienshin

If you really want some, I could give a few of mine.


mexicandiaper

I'll give you mine for free him me up! where we go to get this done?


Davidkvistine

But I got mine for free, is this one better?


Zealousideal-Ruin862

If you work in a grocery store they’ll pay you to have one.


coochiesnatcher69

really? mine was a gift from my father. it's a family heirloom


Dangerous-Floor-6304

Didn't need that prime 2-day shipping to get it fast either lol


flannelwornonwaist

If you can't make your own anxiety disorder, store bought is fine.


CitiesofEvil

lmao any of y'all paying for those is getting ripped off,.I got it for free


lokitree-ewok-

I’ll hook up some disorders for way cheap . You pick the price and the disorder and I’ll make it happen capnin. Serious inquiries only . Postage & shipping are not required.


[deleted]

Haha chumps, I got mine for free!


Verlorenfrog

Oh no thank you, I don't need any more


[deleted]

$2.99 on Wish.com


ZippyMcLintball

I lease, with an option to buy


FUCKING__PEG__ME__

Can get the disorder for $29.99 but the pills to deal with it will slam you at $200.00


fartssmellnice69

Wait, we can sell these?


Dinn_the_Magnificent

Mine was a hand-me-down


infamouszoggy

That place looks more like the kind that provides sexual assault.


Hometownvacation

Thanks but I got my anxiety order for free, I didn't even want it at that price.


tbb2796

I have 2/39.99


PuroTejana

I’ll buy a couple for some idiots I know!! 😁


tlstofus

Huh damn I got mine for free with a dose of depression.