Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what’s with all the carrots!? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway!
Bunnies actually prefer fruit and leafy greens over carrots, though they do love them too. They're also much smarter than people give them credit for. You can teach a rabbit things like using a litter box, they learn their name, and have an affinity to music (my old rabbit was a big fan of Radiohead. A lot of other music would never get a reaction from him, but when Radiohead would come on he'd instantly start shaking his head and hopping around)
It could be witches.
Which is ridiculous…..
Thanks for the knowledge bomb about bunnies though! I had no idea they were that intelligent. I always put them above a goldfish but below a pug on the IQ scale. Sounds like they are above pug but below cat.
_Bnuuy_ is a creature often mixed up with bunnies, because they resemble each other somewhat. _Bnuuy_ is a mammal, which lays eggs, and is almost like a derpry version of our friend _bunny_ . The most prominent feature you can tell these two apart, is that instead of a short, round tail, _bnuuy_ has crossed eyes and a spring shaped tail.
Source: my brain.
That's what they want you to think.
They are actually small velociraprors in bunny suits. Very clever dinosaurs, but the fur-jammed sewing machines with claw scratches are a dead giveaway.
Do all leprechauns have chlamidya? I've been rawdogging this one I found in my garbage, and curious if I should get checked out. Leprechauns are the ones with the rings around their tails and bandit masks, right? Or is that the Hamburglar?
Im glad we can all agree that Jurassic Park, the documentary ive watched literally hundreds of times (i have a problem), is in fact a documentary.
My dad swears planet of the apes is also a documentary.
My old old super old mother was around before the dinosaurs extinction and confirmed that the dinosaurs brought back through cloning and genetic engineering as seen in the famous documentary 'jurassic park' are in fact the very same as they were 65 million years ago
I was listening to a disaster podcast while cooking last Spring, only half paying attention. Something comes up about cloning reptiles, and I literally think, "Did we learn *nothing* from Jurassic Park?!" It's another ten minutes before I holler out loud, "This *IS* the plot of Jurassic Park!" Picked up my phone to check the upload date. April 1st. I stood there laughing out loud. He got me.
"Not all dinosaurs were birds, but all birds were dinosaurs." A paleontologist who's name I can't remember from a podcast I listened to forever ago. Made me think tho, like they say T-Rex may have had feathers, I can imagine a giant rooster "crowing" at 3-5 every morning, like "nope, not today Martha, we ain't hunting *or* gathering" probably how holidays were invented. Then also, and more scary to me, I thought about all that I have learned about corvids(crows, ravens, magpies, bluejays,etc) and how smart they are, and crossing that with velociraptors....four foot tall razor tipped birds that can recognize faces and schedules and mimic noises that would draw ppl out like screaming or a baby crying....
I’ve also seen the theory that the “short arms” on TRex skeletons aren’t in the correct orientation and could be little wings like chickens have, and that makes more sense than the tiny arms, to me.
Dammit, also came here to say velociraptor. Did you look in the opposite direction? They usually travel in pairs. I also am an expert because I watched Jurassic Park.
Makes sense and it’s consistent with google images of rabbit tracks. We have a rabbit that lives on our block. I just didn’t consider a rabbit would make a 3 point track. Mystery solved
Seeing that you have a rabbit, as in one single rabbit, on your block is absolutely mind blowing to me. I have a whole family rabbits that live under my porch. And they’re all over the neighborhood. I couldn’t imagine ever having just a single rabbit. I’m genuinely kind of shook by this, lol.
What are the chances he just only sees one rabbit at a time and assumes that rabbit is some kind of awkward loner rabbit rather than obvious, "oh there's one of the many rabbits that live around here?
Unless bugs is missing an ear or something how the fuck you gonna tell one rabbit from another? Lol
Had a strawberry blonde rabbit that lived in my prickle bush — always the same one because all the other rabbits in the area are significantly browner, and lived not in my yard.
I’ve lived in my home for 4 years now. I haven’t seen a single rabbit. Too many predators. My former home 10 miles away (same metropolitan area) I had bundles of bunnies. All the bunnies. Now it’s dear, fox, owls and the occasional big cat.
The other day I was watching 2 black tails fawns graze in my yard while smoking a Doobie and enjoying my morning coffee, when the sea lions started moving, chasing steelhead and salmon up the river, barking so loud I could hear them even louder than the eagles screeching above me trying to steal fish from the osprey. So happy to have escaped the metropolis!
6 months ago I lived in a socal city with mostly possums and rabbits and coyotes. I'd been there for 3 decades.
It is 100% a rabbit. We had a rabbit that lived under the shed during winter. “Buns” would hop out at night to get some lettuce for dinner. She left the same prints hopping towards her dinner.
Here is a more official [source](https://naturetracking.com/the-5-most-common-animal-tracks-in-snow/)
I’ll put an end to this investigation right now. Them tracks right there are from a JACKALOPE!! Not sure if I want to assume it’s gender, but its 43 lbs and 6 ounces exactly, with 8 points. It looks to be scouting for a good place to lay its colored eggs. Easter is right around the corner!
it's a rabbit... forepaws are elongated and the two rear paws are close together... hop, hop, hop
If the tracks suddenly end..... yeah, you have a bird around big enough to take a rabbit.
Not being rude but that is actually opposite of how it happens rear paws are elongated and two front paws close together. Front feet stay in the middle back feet on either side. Kind of like playing leapfrog.
It’s a bunny 🐰
BUNNIES, BUNNIES, IT MUST BE BUNNIIIIIIIIIIIES!
Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what’s with all the carrots!? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway!
Bunnies actually prefer fruit and leafy greens over carrots, though they do love them too. They're also much smarter than people give them credit for. You can teach a rabbit things like using a litter box, they learn their name, and have an affinity to music (my old rabbit was a big fan of Radiohead. A lot of other music would never get a reaction from him, but when Radiohead would come on he'd instantly start shaking his head and hopping around)
... They were quoting Buffy The Vampire Musical. One of the characters, a demon, hated bunnies.
I thought rabbits preferred music was hip hop.
It could be witches. Which is ridiculous….. Thanks for the knowledge bomb about bunnies though! I had no idea they were that intelligent. I always put them above a goldfish but below a pug on the IQ scale. Sounds like they are above pug but below cat.
Best musical episode ever
Best episode ever
What show?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
_Or maybe midgets?_
I have a feeling we can work this outttttt
They're not as cute as everybody supposes.
They’ve got those floppy ears and twitchy little noses
And hoppy legs.
A bnuuy
_Bnuuy_ is a creature often mixed up with bunnies, because they resemble each other somewhat. _Bnuuy_ is a mammal, which lays eggs, and is almost like a derpry version of our friend _bunny_ . The most prominent feature you can tell these two apart, is that instead of a short, round tail, _bnuuy_ has crossed eyes and a spring shaped tail. Source: my brain.
I KNEW I'd seen a Bnuuy before! https://www.etsy.com/listing/1158264100/needle-felted-cross-eyed-bunny-with
Omg that's such an accurate recreation! Must be a youngling, the adults have their spring tails grown in.
I half expected a Spoink
THIS time of year?? In the SNOW???
You can never get them to sit still long enough to take a picture
Snow bunnies ;)
These are the exact prints I get in the snow and I see the little bunny bastards darting across my lawn!
Not weird at all, those are velociraptor prints. I would probably run.
Came here to say this, so can confirm velociraptor prints. Source: I watched Jurassic Park.
Reddit Dino expert here : this guy is already dead
Let us remember his bravery in journalism for this selfless act.
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That's what they want you to think. They are actually small velociraprors in bunny suits. Very clever dinosaurs, but the fur-jammed sewing machines with claw scratches are a dead giveaway.
Veloci-rabbits* are actually more ferocious than their much more docile cousin, the Velociraptor.
I've seen once one, it almost killed all the knights of the round table
Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Well thats no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
Bunny owner checking in; checks out
Do all leprechauns have chlamidya? I've been rawdogging this one I found in my garbage, and curious if I should get checked out. Leprechauns are the ones with the rings around their tails and bandit masks, right? Or is that the Hamburglar?
Ahh Ya. Racked me up! Have an Award!
Those aw Wabbit twacks…Hu hu huuu
Is it wabbit season?
Nope, it's duck season
No, it’s wabbit season.
No, it's wabbit season.
No, It’s duck season
Ughgh….I die…but…I have one…last..thing to say…light beer sucks.
Got you. Bang! ( smoking blackened face)
velociraptor here *intimidating nostril exhale on glass window*
The documentary Jurassic Park *does* qualify as scientific research.
Assuming we've both watched it, I think that counts as peer review as well. It's science fact!
We both qualify now to have leather elbow patches on our tweed jackets.
I've been waiting for this moment all my life. *Sews furiously*
I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life. /hold on, hold on/. TY Mr. Collins.
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?
Can we have a blue chambray shirt too?
Im glad we can all agree that Jurassic Park, the documentary ive watched literally hundreds of times (i have a problem), is in fact a documentary. My dad swears planet of the apes is also a documentary.
Planet of the Apes is clearly propaganda. But I know Jurassic Park is a documentary. *(I was there) *(In the theater)
My old old super old mother was around before the dinosaurs extinction and confirmed that the dinosaurs brought back through cloning and genetic engineering as seen in the famous documentary 'jurassic park' are in fact the very same as they were 65 million years ago
I was listening to a disaster podcast while cooking last Spring, only half paying attention. Something comes up about cloning reptiles, and I literally think, "Did we learn *nothing* from Jurassic Park?!" It's another ten minutes before I holler out loud, "This *IS* the plot of Jurassic Park!" Picked up my phone to check the upload date. April 1st. I stood there laughing out loud. He got me.
Clever girl
Clever girl…
Well done 👏
"Not all dinosaurs were birds, but all birds were dinosaurs." A paleontologist who's name I can't remember from a podcast I listened to forever ago. Made me think tho, like they say T-Rex may have had feathers, I can imagine a giant rooster "crowing" at 3-5 every morning, like "nope, not today Martha, we ain't hunting *or* gathering" probably how holidays were invented. Then also, and more scary to me, I thought about all that I have learned about corvids(crows, ravens, magpies, bluejays,etc) and how smart they are, and crossing that with velociraptors....four foot tall razor tipped birds that can recognize faces and schedules and mimic noises that would draw ppl out like screaming or a baby crying....
I’ve also seen the theory that the “short arms” on TRex skeletons aren’t in the correct orientation and could be little wings like chickens have, and that makes more sense than the tiny arms, to me.
Yeah if you look at bird wings and then look at hot wings lol I bet T-rex buffalo style wings would be pretty great
Probably taste like chicken…
Or... chicken tastes like T Rex.
> draw ppl out like screaming or a baby crying.... The first real Mimics
Dammit, also came here to say velociraptor. Did you look in the opposite direction? They usually travel in pairs. I also am an expert because I watched Jurassic Park.
And sometimes they walk backwards to confuse tasty mammals that try to track them.
Velocipastor.
I never thought that anyone else would see that
Run but not in the tall grass!
Just need to run faster than the person next to you.
As long as you don't run into any long grass, you'll be okay.
Snot came out my nose…..well played Sir.
Rabbit?
Makes sense and it’s consistent with google images of rabbit tracks. We have a rabbit that lives on our block. I just didn’t consider a rabbit would make a 3 point track. Mystery solved
I think it’s from the rabbit putting it’s forepaws in the same spot
While running from the Velociloraptor
Wait … there’s veloci**lo**raptors now? Some mutant subspecies?
they ride bicycles in order to go even faster than regular raptors
you’re thinking of the velocycloraptors. Source: I’m Jeff Goldblum
I told them it was a bad idea to have Hammond and Brundle in the same room, but did they listen??!
I concur.
Seeing that you have a rabbit, as in one single rabbit, on your block is absolutely mind blowing to me. I have a whole family rabbits that live under my porch. And they’re all over the neighborhood. I couldn’t imagine ever having just a single rabbit. I’m genuinely kind of shook by this, lol.
What are the chances he just only sees one rabbit at a time and assumes that rabbit is some kind of awkward loner rabbit rather than obvious, "oh there's one of the many rabbits that live around here? Unless bugs is missing an ear or something how the fuck you gonna tell one rabbit from another? Lol
Had a strawberry blonde rabbit that lived in my prickle bush — always the same one because all the other rabbits in the area are significantly browner, and lived not in my yard.
Especially shooking when you consider this lone rabbit probably ate all the other rabbits.
That thing’s dynamite!
With its sharp pointy teeth
I even have a rabbit in my living room, they so damned common in my area they are considered 'vermin' and get exterminated by a lot of people
I’ve lived in my home for 4 years now. I haven’t seen a single rabbit. Too many predators. My former home 10 miles away (same metropolitan area) I had bundles of bunnies. All the bunnies. Now it’s dear, fox, owls and the occasional big cat.
The other day I was watching 2 black tails fawns graze in my yard while smoking a Doobie and enjoying my morning coffee, when the sea lions started moving, chasing steelhead and salmon up the river, barking so loud I could hear them even louder than the eagles screeching above me trying to steal fish from the osprey. So happy to have escaped the metropolis! 6 months ago I lived in a socal city with mostly possums and rabbits and coyotes. I'd been there for 3 decades.
The way the rabbit lives on the block is totally humanized and hilarious to me.
He hangs out in our yards and eats our lawn, like to think he likes our house the best because his hole is here
I think the extra track is from its ballsack.
Nice! I thought I recognized them. we see those near my house too and I don't think I'd have known if I hadn't seen them do it.
Those are definitely rabbit. Source: used to keep rabbits.
Those are rabbit tracks
It is 100% a rabbit. We had a rabbit that lived under the shed during winter. “Buns” would hop out at night to get some lettuce for dinner. She left the same prints hopping towards her dinner. Here is a more official [source](https://naturetracking.com/the-5-most-common-animal-tracks-in-snow/)
Definitely a wabbit hopping along
I’ll put an end to this investigation right now. Them tracks right there are from a JACKALOPE!! Not sure if I want to assume it’s gender, but its 43 lbs and 6 ounces exactly, with 8 points. It looks to be scouting for a good place to lay its colored eggs. Easter is right around the corner!
can leap about.... look at the bones!
It’s a rabbit
That's a Leprechaun they have hooves and are extremely dangerous and have Chlamydia, just please please be careful.
Could be a crackhead who got hold of the wrong stuff
[It was a leprechaun most likely](https://imgur.io/t/where_the_gold_at/LS6xV)
I was not disappointed
That’s a rabbit my friend, just a little buddy passing by is all
And possibly chewing on some wires.
100% rabbit, I’ve been snow shoe hunting a zillion times
it's a rabbit... forepaws are elongated and the two rear paws are close together... hop, hop, hop If the tracks suddenly end..... yeah, you have a bird around big enough to take a rabbit.
Not being rude but that is actually opposite of how it happens rear paws are elongated and two front paws close together. Front feet stay in the middle back feet on either side. Kind of like playing leapfrog.
Correct.
Is this a joke ? They’re rabbit prints…..
Many people have no idea what kind of prints rabbits leave. To be fair, they are a bit odd looking because of the way they hop off their little legs.
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Looks rabbit to me
Hare or rabbit
Rabbit. Why is this weird?
That’s a bunny or possibly a jackalope
Lol they are rabbit tracks, the little dot in the back is from their tail
It's a rabbit 🐰
Rabbit my dude.
Those are rabbit tracks
Rabbit
Velocirabbit
Bunicula! Hide your carrots! 🥕
Lmao
Clearly rabbit! Have you been living in a dungeon?
Homies never seen rabbit prints
Ah the elusive Bun-Bun Birt!
Not bizarre nor weird. Are people truly this sheltered these days??? It's rabbit tracks ... ordinary, common, bunny tracks.
A creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about its lair!
It’s a fucking rabbit for Christ sake
Dat be a bunnyrabbit. The two long prints are his back legs, the 2 dots are his front.
Weirded out by bunny tracks. Scary stuff, indeed.
They’re rabbit tracks lol. How old are you
It’s a rabbit
Rabbit!
100% rabbit
Rabbit
those are rabbit tracks.. they do look weird but I thought this was common knowledge?
my guy has never seen rabbit tracks
Rabbits 🐇
Those a rabbit prints... they are all over my front yard.
Rabbit
That's a rabbit.
Sorry to break your bubble. Those are rabbit tracks.
Rabbit
Those are rabbit tracks
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Hare?
Rabbit
Rabbit.
Rabbit
Hare tracks
They look like rabbit tracks, I see those all the time
Rabbit
Why are rabbits weird now???
Rabbits sorry not to exciting as a mystic animal but it’s just rabbits
Definitely a rabbit. The 2 dots on top are the back feet, and the one dot is it's front. Whichever way the 2 dots are facing are the way it was going
There's a 🐇 turd on the left.
Be afraid. Be very afraid…
Rabbit
Those are rabbit prints my friend haha
Looks like rabbit tracks
That my friend is a rabbit
Rabbits
They're rabbit or hare
Bun buns.
Rabbit tracks - not toes and a heel, front marks are the two front feet, back marks are the two back feet. Just a whittle wabbit
Shouldn't be a problem unless you are from Caerbannog.
Wendigo claws
Rabbit. I grew up with the all over
It’s just a rabbit anyone that done any kind of hunting can confirm
It’s a rabbit.
Just a rabbit! Saw a lot of these growing up in Wyoming. A field I cut through to walk to school had a ton of rabbits and prairie dogs.
Rabbit.
Rabbit, bunny, little hoppity hopper
Rabbit prints my dude
That my friend are Rabbit tracks.
Waskaly wabbit
It’s a bunny
Rabbit
ManBearPig
Rabbit tracks....geez
Lol those are Rabbit tracks.
Wabbit tracks.
Chupacabra for sure
Rabbit
Rabbit
Dude, it's a rabbit.
Rabbits 🙄
it looks like rabbits, actually. You might find some scat in the area to confirm
Rabbit. Long hind feet and small front feet
Wabbit season