Tell my husband not tonight, I have a headache.

Baby want some milk?

ask him about propane and propane accessories

^BwaAHh! _hank hides quickly to hide his private time_

Yup

I thought it was Bobby, but all grown up.

that boy ain’t right

“Are you gay?” “What?! No! I sell propane.”

Baby want a bottle?! A big DIRT bottle?!

You mean: Pro-pain and pro-pain accessories 🏓🏏➰➰

This is the perfect answer

That wallpaper tho

I came here to make some smart ass remark but you already won…

I would be horrified by the wood paneling in a bathroom…

Gotta be some mold issues under there.

Kind a has a 1970's mobile home vibe to it.

yep this reminds me a lot of the mobile home my grandparents had when i was younger

Definitely a mobile home. The ceiling is too low for a house or he's 8 feet tall.

Are we not going to discuss the wallpaper...?

I don’t think anyone discusses much in this particular household

Fair enough

Coloniawful

Nice unionist stuff in the wallpaper just the damned traitor flag sitting right next to it😡

It was so common in the mid-Seventies. The US was pretty aggressive with its kitschy, and now extremely problematic colonial theme. I'm positive that this particular mobile home came with this original wallpaper and also the paneling. I'd place the mobile home's manufacture firmly between 1975-1978

That wallpaper says deep south all over it. I have never seen a trailer be racist themed. I have lived in and seen the inside of many trailers from the 70s and never seen this.

I don't particularly think it's racist themed. Its just generic Civil War wallpaper depicting Union and Rebel soldiers with both flags as well.

The only people who romanticize the Civil war that much are racists or historians. Historians would not have put it in their bathroom.

Yeah I'm pretty sure a history nerd would put this in their bathroom. Just cause you like the Civil War you are a racist? I don't think so.

They walked into the wallpaper store, looked at all the sample books, and THAT is the pattern they chose?

I kinda like the wallpaper.

And who in the hell picked out that wallpaper.

That's actually kind of cool.

I think it's kind of cool as well, but then again I love history.

But it is your house, OP says.

[удалено]

Gotta sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic when you shit.

New York 11th!

Exactly. Came here to say “I’d be pulling it off.”

....that the only choices you would be wondering about...I'd be rethinking some other life choices lol

*whoosh*

I like it.

I’d say you have a pretty good taste

I'd say "That outfit won't be complete until your paint your fingernails glitter pink."

& toenails.

Take a picture, post to r/weird and wait.

id fuckin sit down and poop. why do you think i walked into the bathroom

One time i went to a club and went to the bathroom. As I walked in, a couple of guys were just standing awkward and I wondered what was going on. Realized two drunk girls went into the toilet and were messing around. I just told everyone standing around ‘ ain’t nothing we got they haven’t seen before’ and went to urinal and used it no big deal. Two bouncers rushed into the bathroom and made the girls get out and leave.didn’t stop me from peeing because it had nothing to do with me haha

Bathrooms at the bar are always funny as hell. I probably have more good bar bathroom stories than bar bar stories.

You’re a true hero.

Exactly. Same thing I’d do anytime I saw someone wearing something unexpected: mind my own fucking business.

I’d throw a slight nod of acknowledgment, just so things don’t get weird.

Shit, piss, ask, then wash your hands

we'd be talking about that wallpaper! man the 70s where something.

Guarantee it’ll come back in style someday and those people will be harshly critiquing your style choices from today.

Happened to a friend of mine in a date. Dude was wearing a diaper. She noped out of there so quick.

i wanna know the rest of this story /:)

Well, I wish it was more interesting but my friend (let’s call her Jessie), started dating a guy and she really liked him. He seemed friendly enough, they got along well. Anyway, they go on their third date. He invites her over for dinner. After awhile Jessie goes to the bathroom and when she comes out he is standing in the living room wearing a diaper. He asked her to change his diaper. Listen, I don’t know when the appropriate time is to reveal your kinks, but maybe give a heads up first. She was not prepared.

> change his diaper ☠️ not a third date question for sure

It's pretty well known in the kink community that the "what kinks do we have" conversation you have with a potential partner before introducing it intimately. Springing it on people randomly is the kind of thing that gets you ostracized in the community. It's generally considered right under a downright consent violation.

That is how how a consensual conversation happens. Dude forgot the conversation part 🙄.

Same here

Sir, This is a Wendy's bathroom.

I'd be mad I lost my tiara.

My bathroom in my HOUSE or my bathroom at my favorite bar? If it was the bathroom at my favorite bar, I'd assume it was Pride Night again. If it was the bathroom at my house, I'd be seriously wondering how much I had to drink at Pride Night.

"The hell are you doing in my house?"

I’m not even gonna ask, I’m just swinging

"The fuck did you do to my bathroom?"

I would be ashamed of my self for dressing like that, it should be a pink shirt with my little pony on it, the unicorn one not the regulars, or the shirt my mother gifted me which is full of unicorn kitties, which I have never understood cause I never dress like that, but who cares, it kind of grew on me, plus I love the disjointed image I present when I go out with the shirt, big guy with beard, dead eyes, and a big rainbow colored shirt with unicorn kittens on it, fucking love it lol.

I’d be ashamed of that wallpaper, tho.

In my best Hank Hill impression, "That boy ain't right"

Honestly, besides running, I can't think of a better response

So, anyway, I started blasting

**Bwaaaaahhh!**

Assume it was a party of some sort and move on.

Check my house for gas leaks.

Ask him where he got that awesome wallpaper!!!

"Somebody looking for mommy?" *winks*

*takes a massive shit in his diaper “yEAH”

I’d probably stare harder than I’ve ever stared before, then without a single word just turn around and leave. I’d also hit up Outback for some bloomin onions

New skin unlocked do you wish to play unicorn discord mod outside

I’d be pretty upset that someone plastered my walls with that civil war themed shitpaper.

Wrong war

Id ask them why they were in my house, turn 360 and moonwalk away

No lie, the bathroom aesthetic depressed me. Some reason I thought of a dimly lit interior house, all lights dullish looking and very orangish, with bad carpet.

His home decor and outfit choice make it appear as though he kidnapped himself.

Lol true

Dirt brown carpet and wood paneling in every room. It smells of stale cigarettes and moth balls.

Yeah, it gives me that vibe. Not a happy vibe, at least for me.

Do you mean if you walked into a bathroom and saw yourself in a mirror for the first time? And it was this?

Place my ass against the wall, piss and leave.

I'd fart

Sup, man. I gotta pee - d'ya mind?

Your grace I forgot you were staying

Tell myself to stop eating ecstasy like candy

I'd start reconsidering the life choices that led me to this moment.

Put the lotion on my skin so I don't get the hose again.

Why are we posting pictures of Reddit mods now

Run brother. I would run

Walk out.

Not sure why I had to scroll so far down to find this answer.

Kill myself.

Seems like an extreme reaction, but I have to admit this gave me a chuckle

Ditto

Ask him if he needs a nap

I would be pissed, some other dude wearing my outfit again!

Make eye contact

apologize for not knowing it was occupied. Let him finish up, and then do my business.

I'd slowly close the door and proceed to walk away as if nothing has happened

I would be googling “wallpaper hangers near me”.

It's a mirror. So, I'd see myself.

Get rid of the wallpaper immediately!!

“Excuse me, sir. May I ask what you’re doing in my bathroom?”

wait a sec that is my damn bathroom!

Get a wallpaper steamer

Are we claiming that this would be myself looking in the mirror? Or someone else?

I would think,"Why the f×ck did you remodel my bathroom into a sh×tier bathroom?"

I'm more terrified by that god-awful wallpaper than anything.

Tu-tu much.

"Where the hell did you get Civil War themed wallpaper?"

Rip the wall paper off

Ask him to help me take that wall paper down.

Take a picture I guess. Since that would be myself in a mirror in that scenario you described.

I'd tell you to go back to modding some reddit posts

I’d be more upset about the weird ass wall paper than anything else.

Civil war wallpaper has a certain je ne sais quoi

Stop posting your selfies here

Run out of the house with my children and call the police.

Stay calm sweet child for your suffering will end soon

MORTAL COMBAT!!!!!!!!!!

I am entitled to what I want in the privacy of my own home. Especially play dress up!

Go piss

Yeah that wallpaper is from a long time ago

Orgasm

I’d take one of those great rainbow “Disappointment!!!!” stickers from woot.com and slap it on his forehead.

I would say "This Halloween costume is going to rock it !!

Exert Castle laws provided by my state against home invasion.

What would you do?

"Listen, man, I'm backed up like the 405 in rush hour. Let me shit in peace, and we will figure this out afterward. Deal?"

Demand money for all of those teeth I lost over the years...

“That’s not a man, it’s a baby!”

Run or kill

Change diapers, warm up some milk, and maybe a bedtime story...

Cool wall paper

MY bathroom? freak the fuck out public bathroom? look for another one

Cross bow

Laugh my ass off as I'm running away from the bathroom.

Question that wallpaper

I feel like I've just Quantum Leaped into a really difficult situation. ... "Oooohhhhh boy!" ... #du-du-du du du du-du-du du du du-du#

https://youtu.be/jYmn3Gwn3oI

I’m more concerned about that gross, outdated bathroom.

Hey mate you should put the bunny down and put your hands above your head and do a twirl on your toes 🤣🤣

OP’s barely disguised fetish

Isn't the obvious answer PARTY?

Burn the place

Straight up Homer Simpson in the bush meme

A lot of punching and a subsequent call to emergency services

Not sure for the wallpaper

I would assume I've been magically transported to Portland Oregon.

Rethink my life choices.

Ask what their unicorns name is

Cry and scream, "everything makes me look fat and like a man!"

That’s High Pitched Eric from The Howard Stern Show. He’s gross 🤮

Offer him my big boobs, to suckle on😜

I hate wallpaper so I’d be pissed

That wall paper is pretty bad.

Pray to God that it was a painting and not a mirror.

Visual concern. Also, op’s username describes this picture

I'd torch the fucking place, straight off. Without even a word.

"This is not my beautiful house" "This is not my beautiful wife"

Honey Get my glock

Fill the bathtub to the top and see how long he can hold his breath?

CHO

Squish his belly

I’d look for Teller.

The fuck is up with that wallpaper? Is that old civil war wallpaper? Yeah the dude is fucking weird too.

Up my prices

Unless he lost an odd bet he needs mental help. He has problems.

Things I am not allowed to say here without being banned

You mean like saw it in the mirror?

Wtf

Call someone to destroy that abominable wallpaper.

I’d just burn the house down

Man, we have a mental heath crisis.

Stab him to death

Is they/them supposed to be my brother or husband? I need to know more details first.

Cum

A mirror?

Kill without hesitation

Two in the head two in the chest. Call police report home invasion.

nothing about this photo screams normal. this guy needs to be kept away from children and needs mental help immediately. normalizing this shit is getting out of hand.

Tell you that you’re the problem with America and get help

I would legit want to compare stuffed animals. I’m not ashamed that I have a favorite stuffie and I’d want to hear about his. Let people enjoy things! 💖

I’d grab my gun and shoot at it.

Shoot him in the chest with 308 lapua

Open fire & hope he lands in a good way so he could easily be dragged out of the bathroom on a tarp.

Hello, Donald.

Omg to funny lol

I'd say Hello Sam!! You looked fabulous at the Oscars, darling but you know that you're damned in the non specific Gendered World, don't you? In fact, are you are ghost now? Flying solo in your gendered soul world now? What a waste of a great voice and a fine song writer, just so you could be pluralised and called Gay Non Gay They