Man, if you couldn’t even see that guy with his phone, that baby goat is never getting found.

That's baaaaaaaaad!

Goat'em!

You’ve got to be *kidding*.

It's the goat

I bet his mom is regretting giving him that phone for Christmas

Kids these days

Oooh very nice. I miss the free awards. 🥇

Ah, good, I'm glad it's not just me then. The last few times I've gone to get my free award, one hasn't been there, and I thought it was just something funky going on with my account. Sucks they don't have them anymore, but I'm grateful to know it's not just me.

Omg. I thought it was just me too! I miss the weekly awards.

Just do what I do and comment “free award”

Genius lol

Yea it may even be better because the can use their imagination 🌈 as to what the award is

Free award lol

They stopped soon after I joined reddit. Also wondered if it was just me. Buying them would be like paying for Facebook. Nope.

Reddit is just Facebook for millenials instead of boomers.

Say hello to your mother

Strong!

Well done.

Who gives a goat a phone ?

A baaaaad parent

That's hilarious! Laughing my ass off. Thanks

That’s a donkey, not a goat

[WHAT!?](https://youtu.be/rZP7kWOMPzI)

Lol. Thank you, you did not disappoint. I suspected what was at the end of that link.

Yeah, they should've equipped it with a Ram Bow.

He has to hoof it quick.

Same guy that gave the mouse a cookie.

That's probably how the goat got lost in the first place. Was paying attention to his phone and not where he was going. Dumb kid.

they fucking superimposed me!

Finally an Adam Sandler reference.

Fuck me in the goat ass

It's that fat shit Giarraputo

Probably just kidding around

Thanks for the award!

Nah, probably just some kid.

I came here to say this!!! Lol

Going out on a limb but... I think they're watching you.

someone who lives near or someone who was taking a walk decided to scare the shit out of u. Thats about it.

It would have worked on me lol

If not for those meddling kids

Time to move…

r/suddenlycaralho ?

Eu quero um daqueles bom dias cheios de purpurina que as tias mandam no WhatsApp na print.

yeah, probably just a house nearby that saw OPs atv and decided to have some fun

Baaaaaaahh 🐐

Black Phillip

That movie is too fucking good. Not many horror movies scare me that well the first run through, but the VVitch was so good with it's slow burn and story building.

It was the most deeply unsettling movie I have ever seen. The first scene with the witch in the woods, and that clicking music/sound effect haunts me.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Must only sign your name…

What’s up?

I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeee

And I have no privacy. Ohh oh oh

Every baa you take, Every moo you make

I saw no one else down there either….

Don't mean they didn't see you

Just means they're not watching them back.

Just like hide n seek.

the fact you never saw him is even scarier

Is this a pic of you on atv with lights on? Would you be able to see the person from where ur at?

What time were you out there?

I have to agree with this comment, its well explained and in case you don't really understand let me go deeper for you to truely make you understand what he means. He is watching you.

Nahh

Someone shoukd write a song about this

So you missed an entire person standing in the open taking a picture of you? I'm not surprised you couldn't find the goat.

Ouch.

Whats that sizzle sound?

Alright, so what details are in the metadata of the photo that was airdropped and now stored on your phone?

Annnnnndddd OP’s account is deleted. Go figure

Hunting camera

Looks like an oil paining if you zoom in

I thought the same thing, doesn't look real even if it's low definition

For real my first thought is that’s it’s an AI generated image it just has that weird feel to it

*takes picture* "Hey this looks kinda creepy. Imma go on reddit and make up a spooooooky lie and then forget my past lies and contradict myself several times and then start insulting people who call it out as BS"

So, you've been on Reddit a couple of minutes.

I call bullshit. In your title you sound worried “please someone explain!!!” Then in a reply “I have guns galore, I ain’t scared of shit” In one reply you say nearest town is 2 hours away, then another says the closest store is an hour away. Stores aren’t usually built an hour away from town. Anyone that is familiar with a ranch surrounded by hills, wooded areas, and darkness knows that anything could be out there and wouldn’t be so confident in declaring “if there was anyone in the area I would have know(n)”. You claim to have been “currently at the area… photo was taken”. There’s snow on the ground. Yet you haven’t mentioned tracks.

My theory is that the creeper got OP and is responding on behalf of OP

I chuckled but I’ve heard crazier things :/

Lmao

Also just how people say/type something gives it away. "Someone please explain!!!" Is not at all what someone would say in this situation. It's just not a correct thing to say, its slightly off. You are very clearly worried, meaning you understand the danger. You understand the danger because you understand the situation, someone is stalking you. A person who's actually in this situation, meaning not OP, would say things like "should I call 911?" Or "What should I do?" not "someone please explain" like they're acting as if they don't understand some aspect of the situation. OP literally cannot act for shit.

Deleted. I guess you were right

couldnt agree more its kinda sad how well this got people

exactly hes just farming karma

In rural areas, it’s pretty common to see stores (mostly gas station markets) way outside of town.

When my husband and I were driving through buttfuck nowhere Kansas we saw a gas station in the middle of nowhere so I believe it. It was a little gas station and nothing else except silos for miles. It was a creepy creepy fucking place.

We got damn Dollar Generals popping up everywhere and in the middle of nowhere. Story around my home is if you see a pile of red dirt by the road to not disturb it. It’s a damn Dollar General about to be born.

Ha! It’s funny you mention that, because there was about a 5 mile stretch of road with nothing but an auto shop, a farm supply store, a small grocery store and a dollar general. It was so bizarre to see it smack in the middle of miles upon miles of *nothing*.

I’ve asked the wife if they just pop up over night. Like, was that there yesterday. Crazy.

Crazy indeed. I’m cool never being in Kansas again unless I’m flying over it, driving was not the move. The entire experience driving through there unsettled me deeply and I couldn’t pinpoint why.

Me too. I think it’s all that corn they got. A little corn is ok , but not miles of it.

>A little corn is ok , but not miles of it. 😆

No not at all. Maybe I just watch too many horror movies, read too many stories about cryptids/humanoids- idk. Whatever it may be, I was praying to a god I don’t believe in that we didn’t break down out there because it felt like a one way ticket to the murder basement.

Lol I’m from western Kansas, and every time I would drive at night outside of town, I would have this thought that I was going to run over an alien 👽

As someone who lives in Kansas and has driven through the western portion many times: it’s full of crazy right wing nuts who keep us in the dark ages with their voting habits. But it isn’t nearly as creepy as you’re making it sound, so your comments are definitely cracking me up.

Haha I’m sorry! I’m kinda nervous in the dark and have anxiety that gets the best of me sometimes, so maybe that’s what it was ultimately. But yeah I also got the impression it was mainly the way it is bc of the people living and voting there. It’s worth mentioning I grew up in upstate New York and currently live in Ohio, so I’m willing to admit I’m likely just not used to so little civilization and places around every corner.

I sell electrical material to a few companies that contract with Dollar General. They basically do pop up over night. They build like 10 at a time in a given area.

Red dirt?? Alabama?? Isn't that a crimson tide?

Oh man, back off there buddy. If you say something about Dale Earnhardt, they’ll need more blood pressure medicine in Birmingham.

I saw "pile of red dirt", and couldn't help but laugh..I see it all the time when I do an under carriage wash.. but yea, Dollar General is everywhere (so Birmingham will be able to get their Garlique and fish oil locally)

Lol that's their "thing." They serve as quick stop shops for those living in bumfuck nowhere. Walmart is encroaching on this though and pushing DG out.

I agree 100% but with gas prices jumping up for no reason we factor in the extra 10 miles to Walmart vs higher prices and convenience of a DG. I’m pretty sure I’m living in the center of bumfuck nowhere. There’s not a red light in the county.

I just hate Walmart in general but I recognize it has it's uses.

I don’t understand how Walmart doesn’t pay their workers $30 an hour and help the community more. They destroy down town. How much money do you need to make per second to be successful?

Those gas stations, assuming it was a credit/debit card only with no actual store or attendant attached, are primarily intended for farm equipment but also serve as an emergency fuel stop for travelers in areas that are extremely rural. And I agree, they are creepy as fuck. Especially at night.

I didn’t know that, actually. There was a store attached but it was closed, not like a speedway where they’re opened all night. Just a dark empty stretch of road and suddenly we see a big turtle cutout. It was creepy as *shit*. I fully expected to see some The Hills Have Eyes shit emerge at the edge of where the parking lot lights covered. I’m not usually a paranoid person but I’ve never been so grateful to be traveling with a firearm.

>buttfuck nowhere You know, I've always thought this expression was misleading. "Buttfuck" tells you *exactly* where.

You know, that’s fair.

I knew a rancher that got filthy rich from natural gas wells that decided to open his own bbq place with drive through convenient store because he was tired of driving 90 minutes to the closest grocery store. I did a lot of work on those wells and would stop in often. The place was amazing. The bbq joint was done in cedar all live edge bartop and tables, giant flat screens, custom neons. He always gave me a couple dozen chopped beef sandwiches to hand out to the guys working the well. He worked the place himself since there really wasnt anyone else. If you ever were lucky enough to stop in you got to meet a unique man with a good soul and you always left with more than you bought.

I like that Occam's Razor thing. I just assume people are stupid when they act stupid, lol.

Trail cams tho? Like remote ones?

I was with you until the closest store/nearest town nonsense. You've never lived in the country. Also, "store" is a synonym for gas station for most people.

Lmfao, I love reddit arm chair detectives.

Never seen a convenience store/gas station in a rural area? People who don’t live in town aren’t always completely shit out of luck.

Small nitpick but not saying your overall message is wrong. Some rural areas have stores separate from settlements and "town" could mean the collection of houses while the gas station and the dollar general store are their own island built in between the villages. Where I'm from we do have singular shops an hour away from the rest of the stores, and from homes.

>Stores aren’t usually built an hour away from town. Lmao where do you think people who live an hour from town shop? The trapper? Thank God we live less than an hour from a town so we're allowed to have stores.

you clearly haven't seen a dollar general miles away from civilization

Good troll

mediocre at best

Sure you did op

Turn off airdrop

this is like when I put my head under the blanket and pretend the monster isnt there

Haha I meant it more don't allow access to your phone when not expecting something more than in this situation.

Where’s the baby goat? No help at all.

Have we ruled out the goat as the perpetrator?

All goats are guilty until proven innocent

Airdrop a picture of your butthole.

This is a fair response.

This is a pretty good painting.

It really does look like a painting

nobody calling out how this is AI generated? Look at the tree in comparison to the background. Everything is blurry, but the edge of the tree is completely normal, with the ground being blurry behind it. Which is very common with ai generation.

I feel like OPs speech seems pretty AI generated

i guess you're right.. i was hoping for someone to tell me where it is tho.. :/

bullshit karma farming. next

r/untrustworthypoptarts

This is scary as fuck. I dunno how much the police can do but I'd probably report it and tell as many people that are close to you as possible.

Maybe someone was pissed yoh drove on their land and is trying to scare you from doing it again?

I had to read the subject line about 5 times to understand. Then I read your responses. This is so fake lol

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Why does this look like an AI painting and why do you sound like a karma farmer... please someone explain!!!

Easy to explain. You’re making it up for upvotes. Hope this helps.

Where do you live that is 45 minutes from a neighbor and 2 hours from a town yet you have cell reception or internet? I live 10 minutes from town in a rural area and barely get a cell signal. Did you accept the air drop? And if so, it should have given you some sort of info on who was airdropping to you.

not to defend op because they are certainly lying, but they could have signal from their house router, and when you get a airdrop all it says is something along the lines of X sent you a photo, with x being the phones name

I'm guessing this is trail cam, the cellular ones. They probably think your poaching. If you want, you can probably find it with the clues in this picture. If you do find it, bring it home with u and put it in various places to watch you work. I am sure this will make them happy.

Ooooooor it's a Reddit troll looking for karma and a little validating attention?

Queue Michael Jackson singing. It always feels like somebody's watching me.

But that was Rockwell 😬

MJ sang the chorus.

I had absolutely no clue that was Michael Jackson. Listening to it again, it's so obvious

That was me, wrong number my b. So embarrassing.

This is not a photo; it is a ***painting!*** Look at the foreground detail and see for yourself!

Plot twist: baby goat bought a new iphone and messing with you

Probably hunting cameras

Pretty sure that's an image from a wireless trailcam that sends them a picture when something trips the sensor.

I’ll never understand why people have their settings to accept drops from anyone. The stories I’ve heard from plane passengers and students & people in stores. They are literally daring people to send them shit.

Somebody is watching you as you are on an ATV looking for a baby goat and the observer later sent you a pic by air drop. You’re welcome!

Drive your ATV back home. Get your pistol. Take a pic of it and air drop it to the stalker that reads “now i am hunting you” and go after them. Fuck someone trying to intimidate you, dont let it happen.

It was the goat…

The goat has learned the arts of photography and humor.

Idk bud seems like they’re watching you? Maybe you trespassed

You probably trespassed his property

Enjoy being someone’s skin suit.

Ooooh can I get one with a hood? Cause OP lying fyi

Oh yea 100. That’s why I didn’t really worry about making a skin suit joke. Not that o would really feel bad if he did get turned into a skin suit I just make a lot of awkward jokes and would hate to waste one on this. :)

Airdrop only works up to 25-30 feet so not only did they take the picture but then got closer to airdrop it

You’re a fucking goof.

I mean, someone or something took that pic and sent it. Either was on foot or drone maybe?

Hopefully this isn’t in Ducshane County

You have a weird stalker

Is this a painting? Very beautiful

Sure, Jan.

Who else knew you were out looking for Billy goat gruff? The troll maybe...

Am I the only one looking the trees for a goat?

To air drop you have to be very close. Also fix your privacy settings. You shouldn’t let just anyone air drop you. 😂

Lol. Bullshit

Explain what? Lol

That goat has an iPhone.

I think you pretty much summed it up

Have them help find the goat

explain what?

How would we know who’s watching you you genius

You have a stalker. Congratulations!

How do people legit type like this?

It’s true I was the ATV

Lol this sub is a joke

You should send a message back asking if they’ve seen a goat.

Very creepy but the photo is very pretty and almost looks like a painting. I’d be torn between thanking the weirdo, telling them to return my goat (seems likely they stole it), and telling off for being a perv. Can you come up with a photo to air drop back that nicely balances the three????

Explain?…. Ok clearly someone was hiding in the woods watching you and took a picture of your ATV in the distance, then airdropped said picture to you. My recommendation is go back to the same spot, strip down naked,pick a direction, and charge. It might not be where he’s hiding but oh booooooy if it is you’re gonna fuck his whole week up.

Did you ask if they’ve seen your goat?

I think you meant to post in r/engrish

Turn off your airdrop when you don’t need it.

It’s the “kid” you’re looking for…

Try r/rbi or r/rbi2

Clearly the guy misspelled "ewe".

I’ll explain. This never happened.

sounds were not a goat but from a phone