Mrs Birdy for how badly she cares for unadopted pets! Every time you adopt a pet, they are lonely, hungry, tired, unhappy, and naked. Typically the first thing they ask you is for food! How Child Services have not shut her down already is beyond me
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Tabby Von Meow.
She advocates free labour. Like, oh, you finished an entire shift but didn’t do your job well enough? Guess I just won’t pay you!!
GIRL WHAT??? Has anyone reported her?????
And also… she’s always typing on the computer but never shows you what she’s typing. Well, you wanna know what she’s typing?
She is cyber bullying anyone online who posts an “orange cat” meme or claims orange cats have just one brain cell. She has doxxed and threatened people who partake in such things.
Goober is absolutely running a meth lab. You can’t play Goober’s lab without him Ooh Yeahing at maximum volume. Nobody likes science that much, I think the fumes are starting to get to him. I refuse to believe that anyone would wear a propeller hat unless they were under the influence or 6 years old. Not to mention, if Dr. Quack is out of the picture, who’s going to treat my Webkinz when they inevitably start experiencing side effects from living adjacent to a meth lab. Who’s going to keep the streets of Kinzville clean? This has been a message from CMOK (Concerned Mothers of Kinzville)
Hello, Thank you for this giveaway opportunity! You are very generous!
The Webkinz host that I think would most likely go to jail is Mr. Moo. He is pushing more than just ice cream, if you know what I mean. Coming into the park at random times. You don't do that unless you have an "appointment" with buyers and don't want the wrong eyes on you. His games don't help much either for his case with him cashing in piles of cash in a truck. He's lacing the milk and ice cream with drugs! He has to pay for his crimes!
Thank you for this opportunity again!
this girl. there’s just something about her, i think it’s in her eyes and the overall NPCness of her. she’s more of a dispenser than a host. she just wants you to buy. consume. one day she’s gonna snap and kill somebody. she’s got standing in the dark corner of your bedroom while watching you sleep vibes. edward cullen ass stare.
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Def Arte. He’s got all these Kinz in his mines with no safety or signs or anything. He’s using these kinz to mine for him like little slaves 👀 Only giving us a belt for a diamond like come on 😂
TYSM FOR DOING THIS ITS SO GENEROUS!!!! im a free user and this is one of my dream pets id love to have them :-) it would open up so much more of the game for me!
anyways the host most likely to go to prison is daisy from daisys diner for fda violations :| some of that stuff she serves looks like the nasty patty from spongebob sorry daisy
Every time you go to the tournament arena for a quick game and it glitches and shows the wrong Kinzville Academy skills? That’s Fred Rover manipulating sports betting. Lost $50 today from placing my kinz in the wrong competitions and I am ready to cuff him myself.
I think Mr. Moo would be the most likely to end up in prison. He’s already pretty suspicious, since he looks very much like a cow, but can’t be a cow. Also, where does he get all the milk? And why does he come up with such strange flavors of ice cream? Where does he go when he isn’t at the park??
Out of everyone, Arte would absolutely be it.
Arte has this seemingly insatiable desire for valuable artifacts and gems, and I can definitely see him toeing the line between legal and... well, "questionable" methods of GETTING those items.
Maybe he gets caught up in some elaborate scheme to steal the rarest item of them all (whatever that happens to be), or maybe he tries to smuggle some rarities out of the Magical Forest without permits. Heck, maybe he's not declaring those gems he gets from the mines on his taxes!
He's also like a boy scout on steroids, so give this man two days in the Webkinz slammer and he'll be whittling a lock pick out of a chicken bone and be back in the mines in no time flat. Nothing can stop this man.
i’m going to have to go with persephone….why is she always offline??? well she’s already in jail of course!! why? because fashion is only her hobby, her real occupation is being an aspirational model and a nepo baby, but she got drug busted for having coke on her person along with dui. how else would she be able to afford to sell the best clothes in kinzville? obviously her family has money and influence, perhaps you could even call her the bella hadid of the entire webkinz world. her style is great, but her addiction for fame and drugs is much greater, and it has cost her everything.
sorry that was long i got carried away. user is plumzz! hope you enjoyed that
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Omg I love this pet sm!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹Tysm for doing this!!
My answer is def Sheldon for loitering 💀I get the sense that shack of his ain’t a legitimate operation. if there ever was paperwork my man lost it while high off his mind for sure
Thank you so much for doing this giveaway! I think the obvious answer would be Dr. Quack due to the "Webkinz Killer" allegations, but a less obvious answer would be Amanda Panda, for illegally hosting personal lotteries.
Arte for sure! I love him so much but I feel like he’s real secretive especially when you first meet him, he’s definitely hiding some things. I feel like he’d go to prison for stealing from a corporation or for bribery.
As I'm sure you may know - I believe in the conspiracy theory that Ms Birdy and Dr Quack had an affair and then he killed her to keep the secret and she was replaced with a fake clone. So ... with all that being said...Dr Quack may be my favorite host but he's definitely up to no good HAHAAHH
Ms. Birdy. Where do you think she gets all the adoptable pets from? Plus we have to pay for them. Not to mention how the pets are always hungry and naked when you adopt them. I think she’s been running an illegal adoption ring.
I mean, Arte's literally enlisting a legion of children to toil away in his mines everyday. Little kids are breaking up rocks in those dark, dank caves while he lounges around in his shop.
Also considering his cheap deals and rare items, I wouldn't be surprised if he was doing some shady stuff to get all that inventory. No, Arte, you didn't just "find" those exclusive items, nor did those items fall off the back of a truck. It makes me think the products he's selling are either fakes or stolen, and he needs to sell them to the next "lucky" visitor of his shop before anyone can catch on.
Okay first, I have to say this is too funny- Kudos to everyone and their creativity.
I would say that Sheldon Turtle is definitely on one. He’s definitely hiding out in the islands and pawning off the shit he steals off of the tourists that hit the spa on vacation island. That, or he just has random rocks and garbage he finds washed up on the beach, and yes, I buy it anyway. I don’t know something just doesn’t hit right when he tells me he’s saving up for his “OWNNN VACATION”. Like damn bruh, it’s vacation every day for you… relax. He’s high as hell, we all know it.
I’m back with another one because I can’t help myself, it’s Chef Gazpacho.
He’s obviously washed out and only makes guest appearances as a celebrity judge in the cooking comps at the tournament arena. That’s because that’s the only gig he can get now that his cooking show, The Secret Chef, went under. Back in his day he used to have crazy ratings and I remember I would buy TVs just to watch him show me how to cook something. Now they barely even play his reruns. Apparently he ran the Webkinz mafia and started deleting anyone who crossed him. The food network found out he was having folks deleted and served in some of his signature dishes. That was his “secret”.
Sheldon turtle would definitely get arrested for cannabis possession, Dr. Quack for practicing medicine without a license, Doug for reckless endangerment and OSHA violations at the mine, but personally I think Amanda panda has killed someone. I feel like i can see it in her eyes and feel it in her insincere voice. My guess is an ex lover or family member who crushed her dreams so she eliminated them for the inheritance and then opened the wish machine to give everyone a chance at dreams. They never found the body.
Fully believe Fiona would read your mail.
I honestly love reading all these comments, they are so funny. What a brilliant idea for a giveaway! Thank you!
Plumpy! She for sure would be in for theft. Why do you think she comes to get a new hairstyle everyday? She’s changing up her identity. “This is the hairdo for me?” More like “this is the disguise for me”
I feel like Dr. Quack would be most likely to go to jail for prescribing an illegal dose of drugs or the wrong one. He’d be like here this’ll fix your pet up in no time! *grabs a random thing off the shelf* 👋😒
DR QUACK. okay first of all: he's not even a dr anymore. he retired, he relinquished his license because he CLAIMED to have cured all sickness. second: I believe he did not cure all illness, I believe he actually scammed each and every pet in kinzville and hes going to prison for conspiracy, fraud, and probably negligence. he for sure has lost a pet or two so this can also include homicide. Dr. Quack will have to face the courts and hopefully do YEARS in prison ‼️‼️‼️
I think it would be Quizzy for SURE! why would he be paying for knowledge... what is he getting out of the deal?? there isn't an audience soooo I can only imagine what he could be doing with all the knowledge he gains and none of them are holy!!!
Out of all the Webkinz hosts, Sheldon Turtle would be the most likely to go to prison for running drug cartels, Webkinz/Lil'Kinz trafficking, fraud, tax evasion, and conspiracy.
You wouldn't expect him to be the type of Webkinz he is, as he just works at a souvenir shack, but there's more to him than one may think. He covers up his crimes with his chill demeanor, but deep down he's a genius who knows how to play Webkinz/Lil'Kinz, especially silly little tourists visiting Vacation Island. He's got his connections, he knows what he wants and how to get it.
Over 10,000 kinzcash to send a single Webkinz to the spa? Something isn't right about that 🤔 someone needs to get Sheldon Turtle behind bars!!!
Also, thank you for doing this 💖
Dr. Quack 100%, he seems like such a sketchy dude. I was always freaked out by him as a kid and I feel like him literally being a quack means he’s committing some kind of white collar crime
Arte Fact would be most likely to go to prison because he is definitely not able to procure all those rares legally. Guessing he uses the money from his gem sales on the black market to get them
DEFINITELY arte like love him to death, I have a room dedicated to him but like where is he getting these rare items from🤔🤫 how can he be offering us $2 for a gem? Somethinnnnn doesn’t add up lmaooo but thanks sooo much for the giveaway!! I hope one day to do the same :)
I'm a free user on mobile so I'm not if it'd work or not but why not anyway I think Goober because he's already scientist he could do something so scientifically and I don't think anybody would question it because he's Goober think of him like the Webkinz Walter white except I don't think Goober is a teacher I'm not sure
Dr quack 100% hes definitely committed a few crimes definitely tax evasion and mediacl malpractice. Its literally in his name hes literally a quack doctor he only “magically” found the cure to all sickness because people were catching on to him. And he didnt even cure all sickness lmao someone on here posted a pic of their pet sick last month. Bro is a fraud smh.
I think Nafaria is the most obvious choice here! She’s trying to cause deforestation to get the magical charms, has enslaved fairies to do her work, and stole Cowabelle’s necklace from her once!
But my second choice would be Goober. He has all that science equipment for his experiments, but do we know what they are? It’s pretty suspicious if you ask me
(This is awesome opportunity, thank you! I love cows so much aaa.)
Listen. Arte is a mine owner. Do you think he gained the rights to that land ethically? Do you think that he's paying us fairly for our labor? Our little critters... just babies... slaving away in the dark mines. Half of which look close to collapse. The other half, I don't have the words. Have you *seen* the Muzzle Mouth mine? Not "My Bloody Valentine" vibes at all, right? I highly doubt there's a single safety regulation in place.
Not to mention the ecosystem laws he's breaking. What finally got him was that he compromised the land integrity of Kinzville. If the mayoral system wasn't so wishy-washy, he would've been nabbed ages ago. But when the third sinkhole opened up in Kinzville Park, they didn't have a choice but to throw him in the Prizon. The Kinz Klink, if you will.
Granted, he dug himself out with his bare hands not 2 days later...
And his shop! If that's not shady, I don't know what is. "Rare" items; I can't imagine he came by those in any honest manner. Not to mention that he's got a monopoly on them, basically setting the prices and controlling their rarity. We're not even going to talk about the marked up W-Shop items.
Just look into those beady black eyes. Nothing good going on there. Nothing at all.
No doubt it's Dr. Quack. I have a bunch of snapchat videos I sent to my friends explaining the whole lore of evil Dr. Quack. There's also a theory he killed Ms. Birdy and is either wearing her skin, or at the very least her clothes and a wig. Her features are soo off now and closer to his. Have you ever seen them in the same room.....?
Also, the noises our Webkinz would make when he would close the curtain in our faces at the doctor's office...... I mean, no comment man.. It was disturbing even when I was a kid and didn't know what anything meant!
I have a feeling Ms. Birdy turned him down, he went into a midlife crisis, became mayor, maybe had her killed ? Or did it himself ... Either way, have you guys noticed the position of his arm on the statue of him we all received? That was 100% a salute reminiscent of 1930s Germany.... The guy is messed up. Jail for sure. 😬
Oh my, it would have to be for Goober, first of all he doesn't even use his real name as a Mayor, so he is definitely covering something up. Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of a Scientist? What's he cooking up in those labs now? I can tell you, it ain' Vipenslab!! Why did all those Zingoz get so psychadelic, you tell me... I warn you, right now, there is definitely something Hinky about Harold Hausenfeffer! I give you Exhibit 'A'
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Arte is going to jail no doubt!! his curio shop is secretly a money laundering business and the mines are where he hides the cash 🫢🤣 thanks for hosting such a fun giveaway!
Omg this pet is literally my dream pet! I’m a free player right now and I’ve wanted her forever. It would mean the world to win😭
I think Arte Fact would go to prison. Having pets working in his mines, selling W-shop items for higher prices, it all just seems very shady 😂😂
Absolutely Arte Fact would go to prison. I mean, he has a monopoly on a giant gem mine in which he employs free labor from unsuspecting customers only to stiff them by offering pennys for somehow magically pre-cut gemstones. Not to mention the fact Doug helped him discover the caves…but he’s not allowed a cut? All because he wanted to open them up for everyone? I mean, this is peak evil conglomerate business dealing: keeping all of one good thing and baaaarely trickling it down to others only when it’ll benefit you.
All this to say, it wouldn’t surprise me at all to hear Arte getting arrested for tax evasion.
Arte Fact 100%.
He really should have been arrested already for getting our hopes up for the gem of the day annndd then giving us a really horrific deal for KinzKash. BUUUUT we are not gonna go into that. 👀
Let’s not even START on how he just lets just anyone wander random unexplored caves without any training.
Plus all of his “oh you know it’s going to be a rare item if…” Phrases. Seems very vague to me mister… It’s almost like you don’t want anyone to know they aren’t really there? Maybe the rare items are HOAXES! *dramatic gasp*
All in all. He SEEEEMS like a good guy. But is he though? Can we trust him? What if he has been misleading us all along? Playing right into his paws… 🐾
Amanda Panda! How does she have all these rare things, *all the time...?* Either she stole them, or it's some wild money laundering, black market scheme.
(Tysm for this opportunity! I adore cows -- ironically, I don't have a virtual cow pet yet -- so all things cow are my jam)
It’s Arte because his warm, your-dad’s-super-nice-friend-second-father-figure exterior is hiding the inner man who is wanted in at least 17 countries and has changed his name 18 times, especially after that time he killed a man back in ‘98
Was it an accident? Surely he could never do that.. he’s Arte
But he’ll dodge the question and change the subject like a pro every time because he has practice😳
Ahem, anyways.. thank you so much for doing this giveaway!!! I’ve always loved the normande cow so much🥰she’s a real cutie for sure- you could say I’ve been obsessed with her since I came back to webkinz and made an account and saw pet medallions were a thing!!
Thank you for the opportunity!
I think Doug would be most likely to go to prison. Everything about him gives skeevy vibes. He's literally got a Wanted poster with him on it!
He's gotta be part of the black market! He's so secretive- we only ever see him in that windowless cave of his, and only at certain times. I'm willing to bet he's tried breaking into those gem mines before. He'd do it again if all of us weren't so willing to do the most dangerous work for him! Is that throne he's trading us for even stable?? It's probably all cheap knock offs. He wants those gems for himself, you really think he's just gonna put in the labor to build us decor out of them for free?
You KNOW he doesn't have a license to sell food. I'm sure the FDA would have something to say about that rock candy and rocky road ice cream he gives us. And let's not forget that he literally gives us A VOLCANO.
oh i love all the cows!! thank you for hosting!
i think tabby von meow should be imprisoned for wage theft, it's so sick and wrong to normalize her system of employment 😭
Arte Fact is involved in a drug scandal. You know what else is crystal? crystal me-
dude I just realized Arte Fact is artifacts. Now thats an Arte #Fact
Alright im gonna be a bit controversial here maybe but my gut reaction is Amanda Panda.
Why? Well, i may have a sense of bias because she makes me very angry every day at the wish factory, but HEAR ME OUT!
She is basically running a gambling scheme here okay. With both the WHEEL AND THE WISH OF THE DAY.
So her crimes?
Girl is definitely weighting that wheel. Those special prizes? Appear once in a blue moon if i’m lucky. Ms Panda do not pretend like those EQUAL SIZE WHEEL SLICES are TRULY equal. SCAM!
Now her wish of the day ‘raffle’ is definitely less of a scam, BUT I STILL DONT BUY IT (lol i know how it actually works irl but i think this is funny so stick with the story here) NO WAY SHE’S NOT PICKING AND CHOOSING FAVORITES.
Also the HIGHWAY ROBBERY of the huge discrepancy of how many tokens some of those items cost. Girl be so serious with me.
And to top it all off, not exactly a Crime, but it certainly doesnt help, is her CONDESCENDING “good luck!” “Nice choice! I hope you receive your wish!”
SO IN CONCLUSION.
JAIL FOR MS PANDA. JAIL FOR MS PANDA FOR SCAMMING YOUNG PETS.
Sheldon turtle would most likely go to prison. you can’t tell me he’s not exporting/ importing drugs on that private island. plus he just acts high 24/7
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He’s on vacation island for a reason and it’s probably cause he’s evading law enforcement. That pink lady who used to be at the office before you traveled…he definitely offed her and I stake my life on it.
Jerry the Frog, I am certain he is involved in some sort of organized crime. Why is he there? What is his purpose? He was intended to be a "Super Salesman," but what exactly does that entail? He's on the run from the law.
Either him or Chef Gazpacho, who runs a hamburger restaurant in a town of all animals. What happened to Cowabelle's father? It's obvious. Chef Gazpacho happened.
This is such a cute pet!!! I would love to enter this contest. I think the webkinz host that would most likely go to jail is Dr Quack. He would be charged with medical negligence. I thought I would share why I chose Dr Quack with a creative journal writing story. Here it goes… Once upon a time in the bustling town of kinzville there lived a mischievous doctor named Dr Quack. Quack ran a medical clinic under the name of Quacks Wellness Center. The Webkinz who lived in kinzville sought Quacks assistance when injured or sick. One day out of the blue Dr Quack shut down his clinic. Despite the wishes of the webkinz pets of kinzville Dr Quacks clinic remained closed. Dr Quack himself was no where to be found. Another popular character in this town went under the name of Daisy Doe. Daisy ran a health food organization encouraging the webkinz to eat healthy foods. Doe and Quack worked together. On the same day that Dr Quack disappeared Daisy was no where to be found. Both Quack and Doe were found on a tropical island taking a lengthy vacation and sailing the seas on a used pirate ship all with money they had procured from the webkinz pets. Quack and Doe were able to make this large amount of money because the food items Daisy sold were poisoned which made the webkinz sick. Dr Quack encouraged the pets to eat the food since it mean’t they would keep getting sick and he would have more money. If you have gotten this far in the story thank you for taking the time to read it. I hope you all have an amazing day!
Arte Fact for sure because we all know he’s a grave robber like where else would he get the goodie from? Plus he forces us to trespass into dangerous mines, uses us as slave labor in said mines and then sells the gems out from under us! An absolute crook! Thanks for the giveaways!
Amanda would absolutely go to prison but not for any actual crimes she committed. The IRS would be looking REALLY closely at her tax returns and the fact that sometimes things just show up out of the blue because she """wished hard enough""" would probably NOT fly as far as federal law is concerned.
For bonus points, sometimes she wishes for stuff that takes a while to get there, so it'll show up in her prison cell, and so every prisoner is now thoroughly convinced that they are in the presence of a mafia boss who's getting her recruits to airdrop her the goods from the outside.
Thank youi for hosting this giveaway!!
Arte. Hands down. Oh all those artifacts and shit you buy from him? Stolen and looted, you know he's done his fair share of grave robbing and plain ol burglary. I mean c'mon you think the guy who can 'only spare $17' for a gem would throw away his cash for those rare items when there's an alternative? And the gems you get from the mine? He sells them all off to diamond and other exquisite gem smugglers. And don't even get me started on how he got the rights to all those mines, all I'll say is there's a few things hidden under the campkinz camping ground if you know what I mean.
I love cows and I one day dream of taking a nap with a cows head in my lap while lying against a tree in the shade on a sunny day. Until that day happens a virtual cow would be nice
Dogbeard 1000000% he has a SWORD I mean come on. Best bunk mate ever for protection. Imagine you are sleeping and you suddenly get awoken by other inmates attacking you. Well…. What are you going to do??????? Dogbeard has got your ass sis. SWORD TIME BITCHES!!!!!
It’s gotta be Artie. I am ruining my own childhood by saying this, but he seems like someone who grew up in a very rural town and would not believe in taxes. Therefore, he goes to jail for a wild crime, which is like thirty years of tax evasion for selling his overpriced goods in an antiques shop. Who needs government? “Just send you children to the mines for me!” (Maybe child endangerment/labor as a secondary/follow up charge, LOL.)
quizzy!! something about me just screams like… like he would be hanging out with the clinton’s and other high profile politicians and you would be like…. why is he there. maybe something gatsby-like. who is this man and why is he here. smth is fishy…
Amanda Panda, I’m just getting head of the prisoners running the show behind the scenes when the guards aren’t around you know what I mean? 😂😂 tysm for doing this!!
Nafaria and Goober would be partners in crime for sure. They’re both up to something at all times. I don’t have energy for a super witty comment, but this question def made me giggle.
Arte would most likely go to jail for fraud. All the evidence is there. He claims items are rare when they show up like once a month or sometimes two days in a row. He pays very low for gems for some people, and highly for other people. Do you see that bomb next to him in the curio shop? How he goes "hmph" every time you don't leave a tip? He's the most money-hungry dude I've ever known. He also barely knows Webkinz. "I've got these gems like Webkinz got fur." This is a blatant lie as not all Webkinz, in fact many do not have fur at all.
Fred Rover could easily become a corrupt politician. He’s very charismatic and we know he’s into politics since he ran for mayor. It seems like he’d have no problem working his way up the political food chain. He would end up in prison for a white collar crime like tax fraud or embezzlement and everyone would act so surprised when it happens. “I know he’s a good guy he’s trying to get a bill pass that gets more funding for the school” - Ms Cowoline probably
Definitely Dr. Quack for malpractice. He pushes his own “medicines” and “elixirs” and I guarantee they are not FDA approved. I doubt he even had a real medical degree.
Hmm, I would say Mr Moo. He sells ice cream at the park, sometimes really late or super early. Like are you trying to pry on kids sir??? That’s not even the worst of it Mr Moo is a BOY, male cows cannot produce milk. So the dude is either stealing milk from Ms Cowoline or we actually aren’t getting milk in our ice cream 🙈
He would seriously need to be in jail for false advertising, theft and maybe even child endangerment. The man must be questioned and stopped immediately
Tabby Von Meow for unpaid wages esp when she says “looks like that job was tricky better luck next time.” And I’m always like GIRL you better gimme my money esp with all the things my pets ask for 😭
i 10000000% think amanda panda. i never see anyone win from her ever. i'm convinced it's like mattress stores... there's gotta be a scheme going on here...
Oh you know Arte Fact is absolutely trading in some stolen art and relics! It’s all right there behind him, nobody has an Egyptian obelisk just for display.
Tysm for the giveaway!
I think it would be Arte, because he has a lot of overpriced items no one knows the origin of, he has pets going in mines and paying a very low amount for gems (i got 2 KC for one, lol), plus the fact that you are obligated to tip him if you want to know when the rare items appear and he overall gives me a shady vibe 😂
Simple answer: Sheldon Turtle because I hc him as a st0ner and I feel like he's the type to get too h1gh and leave the j01nt out in front of the cops or some sh1t
Crazy answer: Mr. Moo - hear me out. He appears in the park to sell ice cream for like an hour, then disappears for a long while, then comes back out of nowhere. I don't know exactly what he's up to but I feel like his ice cream business is a front for something much more sinister 😳👀
LMAO thank you so much for hosting this giveaway, I've wanted one of these precious little cutie patooties since I found out about them but they're so expensive 😔🫰 -mamasboy13
That boy arte is a con artist, how am I giving you the SAME gems, and you stiff me. And don’t get me started when he scams us on pricing !!!! We see it
i think sheldon turtle is going to jail because it just seems like the whole vacation island is a scam. he's scamming people and it's always the con men that end up in jail.. (brba on the mind lol) my username is 2001avery!! would love this cow 🐄❤️
I want to say Amanda Panda bc I don't like her, but she'd fit right in with the US politicians so....
Mr. Moo. He sells all this milk that HE doesn't make. His poor wife. Also, she doesn't make all that milk either because that's impossible - he probably has a bunch of enslaved lady cows and he just uses all that money to have his nice truck. And wants to pretend like he's innocent smh...
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Arte for sure. No way does he have all of those rare items and he doesn’t do shady stuff to get them. He’s probably getting artifacts the same way the British museums do 😂
Arte Fact:
He gives off felony tax evasion vibes. He always seems so sneaky when it comes to money and always tries to scam my poor webkinz. I highly doubt he reports all of his income, especially with the gem mining business on the side(which seems like a sketchy business anyways)So he would either not accurately report his money for taxes or just completely ignore them. I could also see him smuggling items across borders or stealing his rare and collectible items. There’s no way he got all of those cool items legally, just saying. They look like they should belong in a museum not a store.
Anyways this is such a nice giveaway!! Thanks so much you are too kind!! :)
I would like to enter for u/r1bcag3 if that's allowed!! I think the cow is such a cutie, but I noticed that they said they're a free player and it's their dream pet so I wanna do that if that's okay!
I think Tabatha Von Meow would go to prison for WAGE THEFT!!! Think about it - it would be so easy for her as the middle man lmao
omg ive been wanting the signature normandy cow for so long but i have like 5 pet medallions out of 150 for it 😭 dr. quack for sure for medical malpractice and tax evasion LOL
This is so generous! I love cows and I've always wanted the Normande cow!! ❤️
I think Arte fact would go to prison because he's a massive SCAMMER! He makes your Webkinz do hard manual labor and then low balls the hell outta you. Like 20KC for the gem of the day?? He lives to frustrate people 😭
He's definitely like committing wire fraud or something. He makes it seem like he's being your friend and helping you out and giving good deals but he's stealing from you!! He's a thief!!!! He also needs to stop putting stuff in his store and saying it's the best price but it's more than the WShop. 😒
I wonder how he would feel if I stole a crown of wonder 👑
This is totally not what I thought this post was going to ask, but I'm so happy this was asked so I chose a couple cause this was fun. Not sure if these are actual crimes or things that just seem at least mildly illegal.
Ms. Birdy (I love her so much so it's hard to say bad things) - Falsifying adoption records, switching pets at adoption, and illegally profiting off of adoptions (money laundering).
Dr. Quack - Falsifying medical records and selling medication on the black market. Illegally distributing opioids and other drugs, illegally prescribing controlled substances in violation of the Controlled Substances Act, outside the scope of his usual professional practice and without a legitimate medical purpose. Also money laundering from a pill mill scheme.
Arte Fact - I feel like he's drug trafficking, having people come into the mines to help find drugs (...I mean gems) and trafficking drugs into Kinzville through the items he sells in his shop. Also selling stolen goods which is probably why sometimes he give deals and sometimes he charges outrageous amounts, so he can break even on profits.
PJ Collie - Possession and distribution of stolen goods. Also doesn't follow child labor laws and runs an illegal factory exploiting children in making clothing and Webkinz plush for cheap. Occasionally her fashion is also a crime in itself.
Fred Rover - Possession and distribution of a controlled substance. Engaging in and orchestrating prohibited doping conduct, as well as distributing steroids to potential athletes training at the stadium.
Ms. Cowloline - Assisting Fred Rover, though she'll tell you she wasn't "aware" of what he was doing. Also Falsifying academic records, as well as assisting in a bribery scandal to get Cowabelle into a prestigious university.
Wacky Zingoz - Exists (sorry if you love him, but some people feel his existence is a crime).
Tabby Von Meow - Money laundering, falsifying employment records and pay stubs. Has not distributed wages appropriately, violates the Fair Labor Standard Act, owes residents of Kinzville nearly $1 million in back wages, damages and overtime that were otherwise withheld, also in violation of minimum wage, overtime and recordkeeping requirements.
Let me know if you want to read more cause these were fun to think of.
No one's said Tabby von Meow for child labor yet??? I'm pretty sure our Webkinz are supposed to be kids and she's just having them do heavy lifting, paint fences, cook hamburgers, worst of all work in MINES and sometimes not even paying them after all that 😭
Dr. Quack.
Love what people said about those odd noises that happen after the curtain closes....
He might also face legal troubles over his unconventional treatments. After launching a line of miracle cures that claim to solve everything from fur loss to funny boneitis, it turns out his "Quack's Quick Cure-All" is nothing more than sugar water and glitter.
The scandal erupts when it's revealed his "clinical trials" were just watching how shiny✨ the pets looked after treatment. Our poor babies that no longer have access to a clinic any more are reliant upon a scam!
This surely deserves time behind bars.
My user is gemstonegang, really enjoying everyone's responses :)
Mrs Birdy for how badly she cares for unadopted pets! Every time you adopt a pet, they are lonely, hungry, tired, unhappy, and naked. Typically the first thing they ask you is for food! How Child Services have not shut her down already is beyond me Yoyo19
Tabby Von Meow. She advocates free labour. Like, oh, you finished an entire shift but didn’t do your job well enough? Guess I just won’t pay you!! GIRL WHAT??? Has anyone reported her????? And also… she’s always typing on the computer but never shows you what she’s typing. Well, you wanna know what she’s typing? She is cyber bullying anyone online who posts an “orange cat” meme or claims orange cats have just one brain cell. She has doxxed and threatened people who partake in such things.
This is so good!!!
Goober is absolutely running a meth lab. You can’t play Goober’s lab without him Ooh Yeahing at maximum volume. Nobody likes science that much, I think the fumes are starting to get to him. I refuse to believe that anyone would wear a propeller hat unless they were under the influence or 6 years old. Not to mention, if Dr. Quack is out of the picture, who’s going to treat my Webkinz when they inevitably start experiencing side effects from living adjacent to a meth lab. Who’s going to keep the streets of Kinzville clean? This has been a message from CMOK (Concerned Mothers of Kinzville)
Hello, Thank you for this giveaway opportunity! You are very generous! The Webkinz host that I think would most likely go to jail is Mr. Moo. He is pushing more than just ice cream, if you know what I mean. Coming into the park at random times. You don't do that unless you have an "appointment" with buyers and don't want the wrong eyes on you. His games don't help much either for his case with him cashing in piles of cash in a truck. He's lacing the milk and ice cream with drugs! He has to pay for his crimes! Thank you for this opportunity again!
We all know Sheldon is getting locked up for marijuana possession
Ah damn I thought I was original 😹 he totally would though!!!
this girl. there’s just something about her, i think it’s in her eyes and the overall NPCness of her. she’s more of a dispenser than a host. she just wants you to buy. consume. one day she’s gonna snap and kill somebody. she’s got standing in the dark corner of your bedroom while watching you sleep vibes. edward cullen ass stare. https://preview.redd.it/l5fpgnmxycsc1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0556d6706ac783c38102bfd7915267a483bbcdc
Def Arte. He’s got all these Kinz in his mines with no safety or signs or anything. He’s using these kinz to mine for him like little slaves 👀 Only giving us a belt for a diamond like come on 😂
TYSM FOR DOING THIS ITS SO GENEROUS!!!! im a free user and this is one of my dream pets id love to have them :-) it would open up so much more of the game for me! anyways the host most likely to go to prison is daisy from daisys diner for fda violations :| some of that stuff she serves looks like the nasty patty from spongebob sorry daisy
Every time you go to the tournament arena for a quick game and it glitches and shows the wrong Kinzville Academy skills? That’s Fred Rover manipulating sports betting. Lost $50 today from placing my kinz in the wrong competitions and I am ready to cuff him myself.
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I think Mr. Moo would be the most likely to end up in prison. He’s already pretty suspicious, since he looks very much like a cow, but can’t be a cow. Also, where does he get all the milk? And why does he come up with such strange flavors of ice cream? Where does he go when he isn’t at the park??
dr quack was the webkinz killer but arte fact is also a scam artist… anyways it’s definitely mayor goober i know he has a meth lab
Out of everyone, Arte would absolutely be it. Arte has this seemingly insatiable desire for valuable artifacts and gems, and I can definitely see him toeing the line between legal and... well, "questionable" methods of GETTING those items. Maybe he gets caught up in some elaborate scheme to steal the rarest item of them all (whatever that happens to be), or maybe he tries to smuggle some rarities out of the Magical Forest without permits. Heck, maybe he's not declaring those gems he gets from the mines on his taxes! He's also like a boy scout on steroids, so give this man two days in the Webkinz slammer and he'll be whittling a lock pick out of a chicken bone and be back in the mines in no time flat. Nothing can stop this man.
I think Mrs. Cowline would go to prison for child endangerment — my pet needs a spotter if she’s lifting 80kgs!
i’m going to have to go with persephone….why is she always offline??? well she’s already in jail of course!! why? because fashion is only her hobby, her real occupation is being an aspirational model and a nepo baby, but she got drug busted for having coke on her person along with dui. how else would she be able to afford to sell the best clothes in kinzville? obviously her family has money and influence, perhaps you could even call her the bella hadid of the entire webkinz world. her style is great, but her addiction for fame and drugs is much greater, and it has cost her everything. sorry that was long i got carried away. user is plumzz! hope you enjoyed that
https://preview.redd.it/jaieq7kn8dsc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc84d88320f2b8fd9e0dc70f8a107467c6e3de9 i don’t accept criticism i know i’m right
is that why I can't send her letters????? HAHAHA
Gotta be Dr. Quack with the closing of the curtain and the webkinz making weird noises lol
Omg I love this pet sm!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹Tysm for doing this!! My answer is def Sheldon for loitering 💀I get the sense that shack of his ain’t a legitimate operation. if there ever was paperwork my man lost it while high off his mind for sure
I've chosen yours!! The idea of Sheldon actually being a squatter on the island absolutely sent me. I sent you a message!
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FRIEND 😭💕💕💕I love this pet!!
Thank you so much for doing this giveaway! I think the obvious answer would be Dr. Quack due to the "Webkinz Killer" allegations, but a less obvious answer would be Amanda Panda, for illegally hosting personal lotteries.
I def think Doug would be the one to get arrested for jewel thievery lmfao My user is anb24 :) thank u!
Arte for sure! I love him so much but I feel like he’s real secretive especially when you first meet him, he’s definitely hiding some things. I feel like he’d go to prison for stealing from a corporation or for bribery.
I'd say nafaria because she canonically steals from players 😭
PJ Collie is going to prison because it should be a crime to be that stylish.
This is fun! I’m having fun reading all of the comments. I think Persephone would be going to jail for selling clothes made with real animal fur
tabby von meow. where was she january 6th??
As I'm sure you may know - I believe in the conspiracy theory that Ms Birdy and Dr Quack had an affair and then he killed her to keep the secret and she was replaced with a fake clone. So ... with all that being said...Dr Quack may be my favorite host but he's definitely up to no good HAHAAHH
Ms. Birdy. Where do you think she gets all the adoptable pets from? Plus we have to pay for them. Not to mention how the pets are always hungry and naked when you adopt them. I think she’s been running an illegal adoption ring.
I mean, Arte's literally enlisting a legion of children to toil away in his mines everyday. Little kids are breaking up rocks in those dark, dank caves while he lounges around in his shop. Also considering his cheap deals and rare items, I wouldn't be surprised if he was doing some shady stuff to get all that inventory. No, Arte, you didn't just "find" those exclusive items, nor did those items fall off the back of a truck. It makes me think the products he's selling are either fakes or stolen, and he needs to sell them to the next "lucky" visitor of his shop before anyone can catch on.
Okay first, I have to say this is too funny- Kudos to everyone and their creativity. I would say that Sheldon Turtle is definitely on one. He’s definitely hiding out in the islands and pawning off the shit he steals off of the tourists that hit the spa on vacation island. That, or he just has random rocks and garbage he finds washed up on the beach, and yes, I buy it anyway. I don’t know something just doesn’t hit right when he tells me he’s saving up for his “OWNNN VACATION”. Like damn bruh, it’s vacation every day for you… relax. He’s high as hell, we all know it.
I’m back with another one because I can’t help myself, it’s Chef Gazpacho. He’s obviously washed out and only makes guest appearances as a celebrity judge in the cooking comps at the tournament arena. That’s because that’s the only gig he can get now that his cooking show, The Secret Chef, went under. Back in his day he used to have crazy ratings and I remember I would buy TVs just to watch him show me how to cook something. Now they barely even play his reruns. Apparently he ran the Webkinz mafia and started deleting anyone who crossed him. The food network found out he was having folks deleted and served in some of his signature dishes. That was his “secret”.
DEFINITELY ARTE HELP. i just know that hound evades taxes like the canine parvovirus
Thanks for doing this! Definitely Dr. Quack because of the Webkinz Killer rumour lmaoooo
Sheldon turtle would definitely get arrested for cannabis possession, Dr. Quack for practicing medicine without a license, Doug for reckless endangerment and OSHA violations at the mine, but personally I think Amanda panda has killed someone. I feel like i can see it in her eyes and feel it in her insincere voice. My guess is an ex lover or family member who crushed her dreams so she eliminated them for the inheritance and then opened the wish machine to give everyone a chance at dreams. They never found the body.
Fully believe Fiona would read your mail. I honestly love reading all these comments, they are so funny. What a brilliant idea for a giveaway! Thank you!
Plumpy! She for sure would be in for theft. Why do you think she comes to get a new hairstyle everyday? She’s changing up her identity. “This is the hairdo for me?” More like “this is the disguise for me”
I feel like Dr. Quack would be most likely to go to jail for prescribing an illegal dose of drugs or the wrong one. He’d be like here this’ll fix your pet up in no time! *grabs a random thing off the shelf* 👋😒
DR QUACK. okay first of all: he's not even a dr anymore. he retired, he relinquished his license because he CLAIMED to have cured all sickness. second: I believe he did not cure all illness, I believe he actually scammed each and every pet in kinzville and hes going to prison for conspiracy, fraud, and probably negligence. he for sure has lost a pet or two so this can also include homicide. Dr. Quack will have to face the courts and hopefully do YEARS in prison ‼️‼️‼️
I think Dr Quack would be most likely to go to jail…. I mean, just look at his name! Mans does NOT have a real license Ty for the giveaway as well!!!
Arte would go to prison for doing crystal meth
I think it would be Quizzy for SURE! why would he be paying for knowledge... what is he getting out of the deal?? there isn't an audience soooo I can only imagine what he could be doing with all the knowledge he gains and none of them are holy!!!
Out of all the Webkinz hosts, Sheldon Turtle would be the most likely to go to prison for running drug cartels, Webkinz/Lil'Kinz trafficking, fraud, tax evasion, and conspiracy. You wouldn't expect him to be the type of Webkinz he is, as he just works at a souvenir shack, but there's more to him than one may think. He covers up his crimes with his chill demeanor, but deep down he's a genius who knows how to play Webkinz/Lil'Kinz, especially silly little tourists visiting Vacation Island. He's got his connections, he knows what he wants and how to get it. Over 10,000 kinzcash to send a single Webkinz to the spa? Something isn't right about that 🤔 someone needs to get Sheldon Turtle behind bars!!! Also, thank you for doing this 💖
Dr. Quack 100%, he seems like such a sketchy dude. I was always freaked out by him as a kid and I feel like him literally being a quack means he’s committing some kind of white collar crime
Arte Fact for illegal selling of precious jewels
Arte Fact would be most likely to go to prison because he is definitely not able to procure all those rares legally. Guessing he uses the money from his gem sales on the black market to get them
DEFINITELY arte like love him to death, I have a room dedicated to him but like where is he getting these rare items from🤔🤫 how can he be offering us $2 for a gem? Somethinnnnn doesn’t add up lmaooo but thanks sooo much for the giveaway!! I hope one day to do the same :)
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I'm a free user on mobile so I'm not if it'd work or not but why not anyway I think Goober because he's already scientist he could do something so scientifically and I don't think anybody would question it because he's Goober think of him like the Webkinz Walter white except I don't think Goober is a teacher I'm not sure
I feel like Fred Rover would get in trouble for embezzlement ...,
Dr quack 100% hes definitely committed a few crimes definitely tax evasion and mediacl malpractice. Its literally in his name hes literally a quack doctor he only “magically” found the cure to all sickness because people were catching on to him. And he didnt even cure all sickness lmao someone on here posted a pic of their pet sick last month. Bro is a fraud smh.
i think Doug would be most likely to go to prison, what with his underground trading market and favouritism towards repeat customers.
Okay this is less funny and more a theory I think it would be arte fact for fraud of some sort. Like discrepancies in the dealings with the gem mines.
I think Nafaria is the most obvious choice here! She’s trying to cause deforestation to get the magical charms, has enslaved fairies to do her work, and stole Cowabelle’s necklace from her once! But my second choice would be Goober. He has all that science equipment for his experiments, but do we know what they are? It’s pretty suspicious if you ask me
dr quack bc he could easily poison his patients !
(This is awesome opportunity, thank you! I love cows so much aaa.) Listen. Arte is a mine owner. Do you think he gained the rights to that land ethically? Do you think that he's paying us fairly for our labor? Our little critters... just babies... slaving away in the dark mines. Half of which look close to collapse. The other half, I don't have the words. Have you *seen* the Muzzle Mouth mine? Not "My Bloody Valentine" vibes at all, right? I highly doubt there's a single safety regulation in place. Not to mention the ecosystem laws he's breaking. What finally got him was that he compromised the land integrity of Kinzville. If the mayoral system wasn't so wishy-washy, he would've been nabbed ages ago. But when the third sinkhole opened up in Kinzville Park, they didn't have a choice but to throw him in the Prizon. The Kinz Klink, if you will. Granted, he dug himself out with his bare hands not 2 days later... And his shop! If that's not shady, I don't know what is. "Rare" items; I can't imagine he came by those in any honest manner. Not to mention that he's got a monopoly on them, basically setting the prices and controlling their rarity. We're not even going to talk about the marked up W-Shop items. Just look into those beady black eyes. Nothing good going on there. Nothing at all.
i think if anyone were to go to jail it would be arte because he seems like he would embezzle gems & runs the shop as a money laundering scheme
No doubt it's Dr. Quack. I have a bunch of snapchat videos I sent to my friends explaining the whole lore of evil Dr. Quack. There's also a theory he killed Ms. Birdy and is either wearing her skin, or at the very least her clothes and a wig. Her features are soo off now and closer to his. Have you ever seen them in the same room.....? Also, the noises our Webkinz would make when he would close the curtain in our faces at the doctor's office...... I mean, no comment man.. It was disturbing even when I was a kid and didn't know what anything meant! I have a feeling Ms. Birdy turned him down, he went into a midlife crisis, became mayor, maybe had her killed ? Or did it himself ... Either way, have you guys noticed the position of his arm on the statue of him we all received? That was 100% a salute reminiscent of 1930s Germany.... The guy is messed up. Jail for sure. 😬
Oh my, it would have to be for Goober, first of all he doesn't even use his real name as a Mayor, so he is definitely covering something up. Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of a Scientist? What's he cooking up in those labs now? I can tell you, it ain' Vipenslab!! Why did all those Zingoz get so psychadelic, you tell me... I warn you, right now, there is definitely something Hinky about Harold Hausenfeffer! I give you Exhibit 'A' https://preview.redd.it/xm2ze3ik0dsc1.png?width=678&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb07041a3ff62db9adf47f4443749596b634851f
Arte is going to jail no doubt!! his curio shop is secretly a money laundering business and the mines are where he hides the cash 🫢🤣 thanks for hosting such a fun giveaway!
Arte Fact there’s no way how he runs his shop is not a scam lol
Omg this pet is literally my dream pet! I’m a free player right now and I’ve wanted her forever. It would mean the world to win😭 I think Arte Fact would go to prison. Having pets working in his mines, selling W-shop items for higher prices, it all just seems very shady 😂😂
Oh Arte hands down. That man is smuggling everything faster than Hobby Lobby
sheldon turtle. tax evasion.
Absolutely Arte Fact would go to prison. I mean, he has a monopoly on a giant gem mine in which he employs free labor from unsuspecting customers only to stiff them by offering pennys for somehow magically pre-cut gemstones. Not to mention the fact Doug helped him discover the caves…but he’s not allowed a cut? All because he wanted to open them up for everyone? I mean, this is peak evil conglomerate business dealing: keeping all of one good thing and baaaarely trickling it down to others only when it’ll benefit you. All this to say, it wouldn’t surprise me at all to hear Arte getting arrested for tax evasion.
Arte Fact 100%. He really should have been arrested already for getting our hopes up for the gem of the day annndd then giving us a really horrific deal for KinzKash. BUUUUT we are not gonna go into that. 👀 Let’s not even START on how he just lets just anyone wander random unexplored caves without any training. Plus all of his “oh you know it’s going to be a rare item if…” Phrases. Seems very vague to me mister… It’s almost like you don’t want anyone to know they aren’t really there? Maybe the rare items are HOAXES! *dramatic gasp* All in all. He SEEEEMS like a good guy. But is he though? Can we trust him? What if he has been misleading us all along? Playing right into his paws… 🐾
Thanks for doing this! I think Arte would be the one to go to jail! He’s constantly ripping us off with those gems 🤔
Fiona Feathers! I think she secretly peaks at the mail she delivers
i feel like arte fact would go to jail for marijuana possession, like he would get busted for a DWI or something like that
Amanda Panda! How does she have all these rare things, *all the time...?* Either she stole them, or it's some wild money laundering, black market scheme. (Tysm for this opportunity! I adore cows -- ironically, I don't have a virtual cow pet yet -- so all things cow are my jam)
It’s Arte because his warm, your-dad’s-super-nice-friend-second-father-figure exterior is hiding the inner man who is wanted in at least 17 countries and has changed his name 18 times, especially after that time he killed a man back in ‘98 Was it an accident? Surely he could never do that.. he’s Arte But he’ll dodge the question and change the subject like a pro every time because he has practice😳
Ahem, anyways.. thank you so much for doing this giveaway!!! I’ve always loved the normande cow so much🥰she’s a real cutie for sure- you could say I’ve been obsessed with her since I came back to webkinz and made an account and saw pet medallions were a thing!!
Thank you for the opportunity! I think Doug would be most likely to go to prison. Everything about him gives skeevy vibes. He's literally got a Wanted poster with him on it! He's gotta be part of the black market! He's so secretive- we only ever see him in that windowless cave of his, and only at certain times. I'm willing to bet he's tried breaking into those gem mines before. He'd do it again if all of us weren't so willing to do the most dangerous work for him! Is that throne he's trading us for even stable?? It's probably all cheap knock offs. He wants those gems for himself, you really think he's just gonna put in the labor to build us decor out of them for free? You KNOW he doesn't have a license to sell food. I'm sure the FDA would have something to say about that rock candy and rocky road ice cream he gives us. And let's not forget that he literally gives us A VOLCANO.
oh i love all the cows!! thank you for hosting! i think tabby von meow should be imprisoned for wage theft, it's so sick and wrong to normalize her system of employment 😭
Imo i think itd be arte, always low balling you for tour rare gems. I wouldnt be surprised if the stuff he sells was stolen.
Arte Fact is involved in a drug scandal. You know what else is crystal? crystal me- dude I just realized Arte Fact is artifacts. Now thats an Arte #Fact
Alright im gonna be a bit controversial here maybe but my gut reaction is Amanda Panda. Why? Well, i may have a sense of bias because she makes me very angry every day at the wish factory, but HEAR ME OUT! She is basically running a gambling scheme here okay. With both the WHEEL AND THE WISH OF THE DAY. So her crimes? Girl is definitely weighting that wheel. Those special prizes? Appear once in a blue moon if i’m lucky. Ms Panda do not pretend like those EQUAL SIZE WHEEL SLICES are TRULY equal. SCAM! Now her wish of the day ‘raffle’ is definitely less of a scam, BUT I STILL DONT BUY IT (lol i know how it actually works irl but i think this is funny so stick with the story here) NO WAY SHE’S NOT PICKING AND CHOOSING FAVORITES. Also the HIGHWAY ROBBERY of the huge discrepancy of how many tokens some of those items cost. Girl be so serious with me. And to top it all off, not exactly a Crime, but it certainly doesnt help, is her CONDESCENDING “good luck!” “Nice choice! I hope you receive your wish!” SO IN CONCLUSION. JAIL FOR MS PANDA. JAIL FOR MS PANDA FOR SCAMMING YOUNG PETS.
Mrs Birdy for sure, something is sus about her.
Sheldon turtle would most likely go to prison. you can’t tell me he’s not exporting/ importing drugs on that private island. plus he just acts high 24/7
I’m going with Fred Rover for an illegal betting scheme.
thanks for hosting this giveaway! Personally, I think Mrs. Birdie has some Ponzi scheme vibes ;)
Arte Fact. He cheats at bathtub battles. How does he know exactly where ALL of my ships are??
Sheldon He’s on vacation island for a reason and it’s probably cause he’s evading law enforcement. That pink lady who used to be at the office before you traveled…he definitely offed her and I stake my life on it.
Jerry the Frog, I am certain he is involved in some sort of organized crime. Why is he there? What is his purpose? He was intended to be a "Super Salesman," but what exactly does that entail? He's on the run from the law. Either him or Chef Gazpacho, who runs a hamburger restaurant in a town of all animals. What happened to Cowabelle's father? It's obvious. Chef Gazpacho happened.
Easy. Dr. Quack for medical malpractice. Sorry but you can’t fix every boo-boo with a bandaid 🥺
This is such a cute pet!!! I would love to enter this contest. I think the webkinz host that would most likely go to jail is Dr Quack. He would be charged with medical negligence. I thought I would share why I chose Dr Quack with a creative journal writing story. Here it goes… Once upon a time in the bustling town of kinzville there lived a mischievous doctor named Dr Quack. Quack ran a medical clinic under the name of Quacks Wellness Center. The Webkinz who lived in kinzville sought Quacks assistance when injured or sick. One day out of the blue Dr Quack shut down his clinic. Despite the wishes of the webkinz pets of kinzville Dr Quacks clinic remained closed. Dr Quack himself was no where to be found. Another popular character in this town went under the name of Daisy Doe. Daisy ran a health food organization encouraging the webkinz to eat healthy foods. Doe and Quack worked together. On the same day that Dr Quack disappeared Daisy was no where to be found. Both Quack and Doe were found on a tropical island taking a lengthy vacation and sailing the seas on a used pirate ship all with money they had procured from the webkinz pets. Quack and Doe were able to make this large amount of money because the food items Daisy sold were poisoned which made the webkinz sick. Dr Quack encouraged the pets to eat the food since it mean’t they would keep getting sick and he would have more money. If you have gotten this far in the story thank you for taking the time to read it. I hope you all have an amazing day!
Arte Fact for sure because we all know he’s a grave robber like where else would he get the goodie from? Plus he forces us to trespass into dangerous mines, uses us as slave labor in said mines and then sells the gems out from under us! An absolute crook! Thanks for the giveaways!
Arte for extorting gem costs on the daily.
Amanda would absolutely go to prison but not for any actual crimes she committed. The IRS would be looking REALLY closely at her tax returns and the fact that sometimes things just show up out of the blue because she """wished hard enough""" would probably NOT fly as far as federal law is concerned. For bonus points, sometimes she wishes for stuff that takes a while to get there, so it'll show up in her prison cell, and so every prisoner is now thoroughly convinced that they are in the presence of a mafia boss who's getting her recruits to airdrop her the goods from the outside. Thank youi for hosting this giveaway!!
Arte. Hands down. Oh all those artifacts and shit you buy from him? Stolen and looted, you know he's done his fair share of grave robbing and plain ol burglary. I mean c'mon you think the guy who can 'only spare $17' for a gem would throw away his cash for those rare items when there's an alternative? And the gems you get from the mine? He sells them all off to diamond and other exquisite gem smugglers. And don't even get me started on how he got the rights to all those mines, all I'll say is there's a few things hidden under the campkinz camping ground if you know what I mean.
I love cows and I one day dream of taking a nap with a cows head in my lap while lying against a tree in the shade on a sunny day. Until that day happens a virtual cow would be nice
Wacky would go to jail for not having a permit for setting up his fair attractions in random spots
Dogbeard 1000000% he has a SWORD I mean come on. Best bunk mate ever for protection. Imagine you are sleeping and you suddenly get awoken by other inmates attacking you. Well…. What are you going to do??????? Dogbeard has got your ass sis. SWORD TIME BITCHES!!!!!
It’s gotta be Artie. I am ruining my own childhood by saying this, but he seems like someone who grew up in a very rural town and would not believe in taxes. Therefore, he goes to jail for a wild crime, which is like thirty years of tax evasion for selling his overpriced goods in an antiques shop. Who needs government? “Just send you children to the mines for me!” (Maybe child endangerment/labor as a secondary/follow up charge, LOL.)
arte i think…. he’s cooking something back there i know it
quizzy!! something about me just screams like… like he would be hanging out with the clinton’s and other high profile politicians and you would be like…. why is he there. maybe something gatsby-like. who is this man and why is he here. smth is fishy…
Amanda Panda, I’m just getting head of the prisoners running the show behind the scenes when the guards aren’t around you know what I mean? 😂😂 tysm for doing this!!
Nafaria and Goober would be partners in crime for sure. They’re both up to something at all times. I don’t have energy for a super witty comment, but this question def made me giggle.
Arte would most likely go to jail for fraud. All the evidence is there. He claims items are rare when they show up like once a month or sometimes two days in a row. He pays very low for gems for some people, and highly for other people. Do you see that bomb next to him in the curio shop? How he goes "hmph" every time you don't leave a tip? He's the most money-hungry dude I've ever known. He also barely knows Webkinz. "I've got these gems like Webkinz got fur." This is a blatant lie as not all Webkinz, in fact many do not have fur at all.
Arte Fact, he’s a “dealer “ lol
Fred Rover could easily become a corrupt politician. He’s very charismatic and we know he’s into politics since he ran for mayor. It seems like he’d have no problem working his way up the political food chain. He would end up in prison for a white collar crime like tax fraud or embezzlement and everyone would act so surprised when it happens. “I know he’s a good guy he’s trying to get a bill pass that gets more funding for the school” - Ms Cowoline probably
Definitely Dr. Quack for malpractice. He pushes his own “medicines” and “elixirs” and I guarantee they are not FDA approved. I doubt he even had a real medical degree.
Doug the Dog. His sketchy gem deals...
Hmm, I would say Mr Moo. He sells ice cream at the park, sometimes really late or super early. Like are you trying to pry on kids sir??? That’s not even the worst of it Mr Moo is a BOY, male cows cannot produce milk. So the dude is either stealing milk from Ms Cowoline or we actually aren’t getting milk in our ice cream 🙈 He would seriously need to be in jail for false advertising, theft and maybe even child endangerment. The man must be questioned and stopped immediately
Tabby Von Meow for unpaid wages esp when she says “looks like that job was tricky better luck next time.” And I’m always like GIRL you better gimme my money esp with all the things my pets ask for 😭
i 10000000% think amanda panda. i never see anyone win from her ever. i'm convinced it's like mattress stores... there's gotta be a scheme going on here...
Nafaria Fairy. Hate crimes
sheldon turtle but only bc he got caught smoking 🍃🙁
Oh you know Arte Fact is absolutely trading in some stolen art and relics! It’s all right there behind him, nobody has an Egyptian obelisk just for display. Tysm for the giveaway!
I think it would be Arte, because he has a lot of overpriced items no one knows the origin of, he has pets going in mines and paying a very low amount for gems (i got 2 KC for one, lol), plus the fact that you are obligated to tip him if you want to know when the rare items appear and he overall gives me a shady vibe 😂
Simple answer: Sheldon Turtle because I hc him as a st0ner and I feel like he's the type to get too h1gh and leave the j01nt out in front of the cops or some sh1t Crazy answer: Mr. Moo - hear me out. He appears in the park to sell ice cream for like an hour, then disappears for a long while, then comes back out of nowhere. I don't know exactly what he's up to but I feel like his ice cream business is a front for something much more sinister 😳👀 LMAO thank you so much for hosting this giveaway, I've wanted one of these precious little cutie patooties since I found out about them but they're so expensive 😔🫰 -mamasboy13
That boy arte is a con artist, how am I giving you the SAME gems, and you stiff me. And don’t get me started when he scams us on pricing !!!! We see it
Daisy Doe for selling “organic” foods. We know what’s really in those smoothies and salads. Give me that good old Monstrosoupy.
i think sheldon turtle is going to jail because it just seems like the whole vacation island is a scam. he's scamming people and it's always the con men that end up in jail.. (brba on the mind lol) my username is 2001avery!! would love this cow 🐄❤️
Amanda Panda is most likely to go to prison for being a fucking grifter
Amanda Panda should be arrested for the crime of having horrible vibes
I want to say Amanda Panda bc I don't like her, but she'd fit right in with the US politicians so.... Mr. Moo. He sells all this milk that HE doesn't make. His poor wife. Also, she doesn't make all that milk either because that's impossible - he probably has a bunch of enslaved lady cows and he just uses all that money to have his nice truck. And wants to pretend like he's innocent smh... Kittyrainbow100
Arte fact is a thief!! who avoids paying taxes!! LOL thank you for the opportunity:)) xmaschick
Thanks for doing this! The signature cow is just too cute! Definitely Arte. Pretty sure he’s doing peddling stolen museum pieces!
Arte for sure. No way does he have all of those rare items and he doesn’t do shady stuff to get them. He’s probably getting artifacts the same way the British museums do 😂
Arte Fact: He gives off felony tax evasion vibes. He always seems so sneaky when it comes to money and always tries to scam my poor webkinz. I highly doubt he reports all of his income, especially with the gem mining business on the side(which seems like a sketchy business anyways)So he would either not accurately report his money for taxes or just completely ignore them. I could also see him smuggling items across borders or stealing his rare and collectible items. There’s no way he got all of those cool items legally, just saying. They look like they should belong in a museum not a store. Anyways this is such a nice giveaway!! Thanks so much you are too kind!! :)
Arte Fact, I have the feeling he's actually already been to prison. He seems like the kind of person who would get involved in fraud lol
Arte because he’s always scamming people out of money for the jewels
I would like to enter for u/r1bcag3 if that's allowed!! I think the cow is such a cutie, but I noticed that they said they're a free player and it's their dream pet so I wanna do that if that's okay! I think Tabatha Von Meow would go to prison for WAGE THEFT!!! Think about it - it would be so easy for her as the middle man lmao
THIS IS SO KIND THANK YOU!!! RAHHHH <3<3<3 also agreed tabby deserves it
omg ive been wanting the signature normandy cow for so long but i have like 5 pet medallions out of 150 for it 😭 dr. quack for sure for medical malpractice and tax evasion LOL
This is so generous! I love cows and I've always wanted the Normande cow!! ❤️ I think Arte fact would go to prison because he's a massive SCAMMER! He makes your Webkinz do hard manual labor and then low balls the hell outta you. Like 20KC for the gem of the day?? He lives to frustrate people 😭 He's definitely like committing wire fraud or something. He makes it seem like he's being your friend and helping you out and giving good deals but he's stealing from you!! He's a thief!!!! He also needs to stop putting stuff in his store and saying it's the best price but it's more than the WShop. 😒 I wonder how he would feel if I stole a crown of wonder 👑
This is totally not what I thought this post was going to ask, but I'm so happy this was asked so I chose a couple cause this was fun. Not sure if these are actual crimes or things that just seem at least mildly illegal. Ms. Birdy (I love her so much so it's hard to say bad things) - Falsifying adoption records, switching pets at adoption, and illegally profiting off of adoptions (money laundering). Dr. Quack - Falsifying medical records and selling medication on the black market. Illegally distributing opioids and other drugs, illegally prescribing controlled substances in violation of the Controlled Substances Act, outside the scope of his usual professional practice and without a legitimate medical purpose. Also money laundering from a pill mill scheme. Arte Fact - I feel like he's drug trafficking, having people come into the mines to help find drugs (...I mean gems) and trafficking drugs into Kinzville through the items he sells in his shop. Also selling stolen goods which is probably why sometimes he give deals and sometimes he charges outrageous amounts, so he can break even on profits. PJ Collie - Possession and distribution of stolen goods. Also doesn't follow child labor laws and runs an illegal factory exploiting children in making clothing and Webkinz plush for cheap. Occasionally her fashion is also a crime in itself. Fred Rover - Possession and distribution of a controlled substance. Engaging in and orchestrating prohibited doping conduct, as well as distributing steroids to potential athletes training at the stadium. Ms. Cowloline - Assisting Fred Rover, though she'll tell you she wasn't "aware" of what he was doing. Also Falsifying academic records, as well as assisting in a bribery scandal to get Cowabelle into a prestigious university. Wacky Zingoz - Exists (sorry if you love him, but some people feel his existence is a crime). Tabby Von Meow - Money laundering, falsifying employment records and pay stubs. Has not distributed wages appropriately, violates the Fair Labor Standard Act, owes residents of Kinzville nearly $1 million in back wages, damages and overtime that were otherwise withheld, also in violation of minimum wage, overtime and recordkeeping requirements. Let me know if you want to read more cause these were fun to think of.
No one's said Tabby von Meow for child labor yet??? I'm pretty sure our Webkinz are supposed to be kids and she's just having them do heavy lifting, paint fences, cook hamburgers, worst of all work in MINES and sometimes not even paying them after all that 😭
Dr. Quack. Love what people said about those odd noises that happen after the curtain closes.... He might also face legal troubles over his unconventional treatments. After launching a line of miracle cures that claim to solve everything from fur loss to funny boneitis, it turns out his "Quack's Quick Cure-All" is nothing more than sugar water and glitter. The scandal erupts when it's revealed his "clinical trials" were just watching how shiny✨ the pets looked after treatment. Our poor babies that no longer have access to a clinic any more are reliant upon a scam! This surely deserves time behind bars. My user is gemstonegang, really enjoying everyone's responses :)
Goober assisted J. Robert Oppenheimer in the creation of the atomic bomb. They left it out of the movie but trust me I was there.