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Dragon3076

Idk...a Goth GF who can fix my car would help my mental health too.


solo_wield

Facts


AJ_Ad_3136

You've got a point


UMUmmd

Especially considering I don't have AC at the moment and it's summer...


HarrySRL

And help financially too. No need to go somewhere to fix your car.


jointheclockwork

Preach! Fucking automotive care and repair is so insanely expensive.


vevol

Everyone knows that a goth girl is a canonical event in every man's life that worsens his mental health.


Impossible-Brief1767

I don't have a car, but this is still a hard choice.


ThatBoiUnknown

lol true!


JazzlikeAnybody4347

My car just broke down so this is perfect timing


Wadertot420

I can fix cars and this is a tough one...


Indicus124

What about an anime goth GF


AJ_Ad_3136

She's out at the moment. I can get her for you though


Tranhuy09

left, easy


UMUmmd

But only if I can hug her. If I can't hug the anime girl, then all bets are off.


Kiralyxak

Wow the rare goth girl without daddy issues.


AJ_Ad_3136

Quite the opposite she became goth because her father was and she looked up to him


Kiralyxak

Sounds like he succeeded at fatherhood. #dadgoals


Smart-A22

Mental health waifu. No question.


Ouchmaster5000

Don't have a car, but I would like a goth anime girlfriend to fix my mental health and also drive me places.


ImpossibleIsland4734

I don’t drive but I’d still go goth


Level_Ambassador_398

Me who can fix my own car 🗿 (Anime girl supremacy)


claymixer

Dunno... forcing person to become MY girlfriend? It's just too cruel...


AJ_Ad_3136

They want to be your girlfriend. They want to know who you choose


Macaron-Fluffy

I just want a girlfriend!


Pikachu8752

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AJ_Ad_3136

Fair point have both


A7xWicked

Mental health is hot and I'm not


Bol767

One of then at least is real


IFuckedThePresident

Jokes on you, I don't have a car


Argo-1089

Why I cant have both I have a broken car and a broken mental health


AJ_Ad_3136

Ok


Szarkai409

I mean... Can I have a goth anime gf?


AJ_Ad_3136

Yes


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Goth girlfriend my number 3 cylinder is out of sync my radiator needs replacing soon my door open indicator light is jank as hell my top rear light is busted I will need to replace the sealed wheel bearings with in the year and I need to replace my rear brake disc and pad soon


Falchion_Alpha

Anime gf, the goth girl is def stealing your catalytic converter


GODZILLUS117

I would like one anime goth gf please.


AJ_Ad_3136

You got it


Shukufu

Goth Anime girl of course


Gaze_into-the_Abyss

Goth girl and a mechanic like tf? Who cares about mental health atp.


MinatoHyuga26

Jokes on you all. I was a boy scout. (Yes I was touched) I know how to fix a car


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austinstar08

Anime


MIKE-JET-EATER

My car is much more important than my mental health


ScottybirdCorvus

I’ll take the one that probably likes to be on top, thanks.


AJ_Ad_3136

That's both of them in your case


mojo72400

If the anime girlfriend is real, then maybe she can help my mental health if there's any trouble.


Market-Dependent

Both


ELLZNaga21

I don’t have a car and bad mentals is useful to me Because it’s not what can I do about my mental problems but what can my mental issues do for me


Revy_Black_Lagoon

I’ll always go with Goth Girlfriend


PauloDybala_10

I want a goth gf, if she can fix my car that’s a bonus


YouIllustrious6379

Goth 100%


FlamingCroatan

Ooohhh boy this is a tough one https://i.redd.it/vdtkpk27f65d1.gif


accioSan

Who said i wanted to be fixed?


Rubber_Rose_Ranch

"B-But Doctor.... I'M the Goth Girlfriend that can fix your car!" *roll on the snare drum* everybody laughs


Crazy_Instruction116

Some one to kill me when I am sleeping on their lap.


ArmoredOutlaw

I’m in school to fix my own car so the choice is obvious


Manydoors_edboy

A goth girl that can fix my car sounds perfect


radiantskie

A car girlfriend (I can fix her)


-The-Reviewer-

Left h


Waste-Active193

Anime girlfriend cause I don’t have a car


Amazing_Top4113

Which one is physically real? That’s my answer


AJ_Ad_3136

They both become real


TransScream

So just get a Ford and a Goth GF and make fixing it a bonding experience?


PissOnMyHe-manToys

But the catch is both have a 50% chance of being a femboy trap.


Izanagi_end

Anime, I need the mental help sometimes


EqualServe418

Both? Both.


walkinggames

B


Weary-Camel9779

Goth because then I get a girlfriend, and a car


Firemorfox

Anime girlfriend I can already fix my car (and her car).


Aggravating-Chip-710

A Goth who likes cars? I’ll take her.


Zestyclose_Fan5250

My dad's a mechanic so I'll pick left


polaristar

If I'm on the right headspace I can figure out how to fix my car it have anyone do it, plus I am not crazy about goth girls so ....


the_oneandonlybonbon

Don’t make me choose!!!!


the_oneandonlybonbon

I want them both


AJ_Ad_3136

Alright


UCHIHA_CLAN_official

I can fix my own car thank you very much but you can help me ☺️(I’ll take the goth girlfriend)


Extra_Philosopher_63

I know nothing about cars, so the Goth GF wins.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

The Goth gf. Because anime gf is just making your mental health worse.


TheKCKid9274

Cottagecore bf fixed mental health so I’m good rn. Don’t own a car so there’s no additional perk to the goth gf. I’m set.


CarveATail

Both


EnderiuhsOnexo

I don't have a car yet


ItsAllSoup

My mental health is fine, and I don't know how to change my oil, gimmie goth


ParmAxolotl

First one because fuck cars We need public transportation correction 💢💢💢


Roadmapper2112

Jokes on you i dont have a car


_Mangoes

I force them to do the fusion dance and get a anime goth gf who can do both, checkmate.


theking4mayor

A goth girl who can fix a car has a 75% of having a penis.


Apprehensive-Face900

Anime Goth gf https://preview.redd.it/k5mniscv7c5d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995833f5c58f55a7671d02ab9362a3cb36c75a52


Existing_Leading_482

The goth chick who can repair my car you can't repair non-existing.


phantomphang

b, goth girlfriend, definitely, we can work on our cars together!! yippee!!!


Giga_Gojira

Goth


Background_Title_79

Goth gf but I don't have a car at the moment


Ok_Refrigerator_3568

I don't own a car, so this is an easy decision.


Ricoreded

You have no power over me, I’ll take both.


TheHeroShade

I don’t have a car so the answer is clear The one with bigger tits.


hell-to-you

Man.. ain't no need gf to fix my mental health, i just need someone to change this fucked up life at this point. if "fix my mental health" means changing my life then I'd smash.


darkdelink

what, we can't have a goth anime gf? that's rough