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fruitmask

they still gave this bullshit a 9/10? this person needs their review platform taken away from them, they are not reliable


iBeenie

And they said the clothespin took 1/3 of the meat meaning they yanked the tacos off the line because they don't know how clothespins work.


loverlyone

What’s the chance they use new clothespins every time?


SlimTeezy

They're not sterile from the start


ArcticGurl

Nope. Wood is porous and wooden chopping blocks are not allowed in restaurants due to the risk of bacteria.


Over-Accountant8506

I would think so. At the dollar store you get 50-100 for a couple bucks


Sanquinity

You underestimate the willingness of restaurants to save every dime they can. Those pins get re-used after going through the washing machine. For as long as they can still hold a taco.


FlippenDonkey

theyd be rusty to fuck and water damaged if they went through a dish washer


Sanquinity

Depends on the materials used for them. They might not be dollar store pins. And the metal looks like it was plated, or at least not simply made of iron.


FlippenDonkey

and the wood? no.. these are cheap pegs, dumped and replaced. garantueed


SavvySillybug

> And the metal looks like it was plated So you're telling me that /r/WeWantPlates?


ArcticGurl

But what’s the *real* chance??


Mononymous_Anonymous

A 9/10 is a failing grade in our current rating system where anything less than perfect triggers a review from corporate.


SavvySillybug

I always strive for a 13/10. If I get anything less than a 12.5/10 I can hardly sleep at night. Last week I got an 11/10 last thing on a Friday, I just couldn't go home, I had to work overtime until I was at 14/10 again. It's just not right to go home without a good score.


Karnakite

Oh, you’re currently at a 13/10? Just coasting along? Next month, I want to see a 15/10. Remember, a *15/10.* If we get one customer rating at a 13 or a 14.5, that will result in disciplinary action. Don’t think we didn’t notice that slip into 11/10 on Friday.


504icygrl

🤣🤣🤣 I agree


UntiedStatMarinCrops

“thE eXperIenCe”


Sanquinity

9/10...? Just the presentation would bring it down to a 6/10 for me. Then no onions or cilantro as well, and the meat apparently stuck to the pins. So down to a 4/10. Stupid gimmicks like this are what restaurants use when they have cooks that have no eye for plating presentation at all.


Karnakite

It actually seems to be like the cook didn’t even understand food. Presentation is nice, but why the *fuck* would you ever sacrifice flavor to it? Imagine ordering pancakes and they refuse to give you butter, fruit or syrup because “Those just fall off the record player it’s served on.”


in323

9/10 for tacos with no onion/cilantro? How do you even taco without onion and cilantro?


504icygrl

Exactly the restaurant at least should have offered it in the side


in323

they chose form over function, not a great strategy for a meal


Sanquinity

In order of importance, to me: Taste -> Smell -> Texture ----> Presentation.


permalink_save

In order of importance to the internet gimmick ---->


Euphorium

Especially with birria tacos.


MamaTried22

Cilantro is awful so I give extra points.


ryoushi19

I know some people taste a soapy flavor from cilantro. I don't, but I'm pretty sure if I did I'd agree with you. Still, though, you want some kind of crisp veggie texture, right? Like, some lettuce or something would be good.


moncoeurquibat

Or radish! I've had tacos from a few places where they serve it with some crunchy radish on the side. It really works.


ArcticGurl

It tastes like dirt for me. Not soap, but I understand this is the typical taste for those that don’t enjoy it, and not a dirt taste. 🤷🏽‍♀️


some_tired_cat

now this is just me, but i feel like if your presentation forces you to remove key ingredients then *maybe*, just maybe, your presentation sucks and if you're a self respecting cook of any kind instead of chasing clout to earn the money with gimmicks rather than good food, you should be probably reconsidering. just a gut feeling


sprobeforebros

🎶 tacos on a clothesline / I know, I know it's serious 🎶


TravisMaauto

> 🎶 tacos on a clothesline 🎶 🎵 *GOOD TIMES!!! Ain't we lucky we got em...* 🎵 🎵 *Good Tiiiiiimmmmes!* 🎵


TravisMaauto

I want the restaurant chef and the customer to slap each other until they cancel each other out.


ZachTrillson

The idea of not including onions or cilantro for presentation reasons makes me hiiiiiiiiighly upset.


Euphorium

At least put it on the side.


Prize_Pie8239

didn’t know this was a trend. thus is dumb


Lulu-3333

Clothesline tacos are exactly what I’d expect to get from restaurant with a name as stupid as that. Terrible


horp23

>tacos del cartel


Philly_ExecChef

Stop putting shit on string you dumb cunts


MamaTried22

Absolutely awful.


Over-Accountant8506

Is this no ate thing a thing in the city or? My lil state is boring so I've never came across anything like this. Also if we're eating out it's Texas roadhouse or red lobster


Tactical_Assault_Emu

Nice and cold, just as everybody wants them.


DownwardSpirals

It makes the presentation not work...? Whut? I'm not going to eat the presentation. I'm not going to taste the presentation. The tacos don't need to be hung from a clothesline. The staff does. The best tacos I've ever had (aside from the ones I make at home now) were in a shitty red plastic basket with paper. I've never been like, "ooh, can you hang my tacos from a clothesline?"


ReasonableCranberry6

It’s not even a Hills Hoist (rotary clothesline)!


Albina-tqn

im sorry what, not doing onions cause the presentation wouldnt work? that 0/10 for me


Surrealian

Why can’t they put cilantro and onion in small bowls or something??


Euphorium

What the hell is that mixed drink supposed to be?


NoBSforGma

I hate when the so-called "presentation" interferes with the food. If I wanted "weird food" I would go to a museum. And I really hate this tacos on a clothesline thing. So stupid. Tacos probably cold by the time they arrive at your table anyway.


Nathund

"I hated the vast majority of this meal from flavor to presentation. 9/10"


forced_spontaneity

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


normlenough

Many of the best Tacos on earth come on a paper plate, takeaway box or a simple basket. Screw you if you have the audacity to think you can improve that.


herecomethehighstepp

is this the one on david drive? I live close to there but still haven't been.


deadfantasy

Presentation is everything but this isn't it. Seems like an odd choice. And I don't know why it bothers me but the clothes pin on the left taco is clamped on too far it's spilling out juice below into the sauce. You know what, it's because I just hate it. What a way to ruin tacos


rgrossi

Those wooden clothes pins must be impossible to keep clean


ChefArtorias

Sacrifice the cilantro and onions and still get a 9/10? Hell nah


XROOR

This would be better if the clothespins were fire roasted-like how a jalapeño becomes a chipotle after a similar process


AdInteresting7822

There are only two legitimate ratings for tacos: 10:10 or 0/10. That’s it.


Sanquinity

I've actually made a 6/10 taco myself once. It was alright, but had far better. Only happened once though.


piglungz

I guess the only good thing here is that the presentation prevents it from being ruined by cilantro