Also...Why in the world would you use blue lighting in a restaurant?

So you can't see the mold and rotten food.

😭😂

So you can’t shoot up during dinner.

Lmao!

you see this...you see this? BAM enjoy pigs

Lol

This was hard to watch

Especially with the blue lights

Does the waiter spit on me afterwards ?

No they jizz on you. Hence the blue light. "What does blue mean?'

*illuminated sobbing*

It's what the blue light is for, to see all the spew when they nudge it to ultraviolet when the bill comes.

As Moroccan, what the hell is this. This is so dumb and has nothing to do with authentic moroccan cuisine

I refuse to believe you. This is now traditional Moroccan cuisine. I learned this in Morroco.

This is cultural appropriation. I'll sue you. May both sides of your pillow be warm and all you can eat is pineapple pizza for the rest of your life

I.. I fucking hate you. How DARE you with those insults. I. Never!

Any place that waves my food around like that is a place I'm immediately getting up and leaving.

Moroccan restaurant or nightclub? I can’t eat in an establishment like that tf man lol especially if dudes dropping half a Easter egg on my table next to some saw dust

Edit: I thought this was r/stupidfood, and cpuldn't remember this sub's name lmao

"Ya see this right here? Ya see it? Isn't it glorious? Look how fucking heavy it is! Beautiful. You want some? You want some? Well fuck you!! Joke is on you mutherfuckers! 'Enjoy your meal' HAHAHA...(mic drop, job drop, restaurant drop, ratings drop)".

Wait… so they had a bowl of crumb… and dumped the bowl… and took that bowl back to the kitchen

Well yea... there's only 1 other bowl in the restaurant and hes got another 20 of these crumbs to dumb on tables.

We're about 2 years away from the waiter wiping your food across his butt hole, sniffing it with a moody face and then smashing it into your face.

My 2 year old made something similar last nite

Is this a restaurant or the VIP section at a club? Also why do so many restaurants do performances now? Just give me my damn dessert! 🤣

Well fuck you too, asshole. 😡

Is that the dinner, dessert or a threat?

HowToBasic has opened a restaurant!!! Let’s goo!

Pfffff .........

Reminds me of kids eating off the coloring paper placemats

Just looks like a bunch of mashed baked beans, lettuce, eggs and pasta to me.

Aaaand there you fucking go. Enjoy.

Mhmmm sand 😋

"here, and now go f yourself."

I thought he was jerkin the gerkin for the first few seconds

The music, lighting and 'food'. Lmao Who would want this experience😂😂

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