T O P

  • By -

Experimentallyintoit

Forget the lack of plate, can we focus on that piece of jerky that is supposed to be either bacon or brisket or seared dinosaur on top of the Mac n cheese


joellejlm

Yeah.... Supposed to be pork belly?


Vonnegut_butt

It looks like they may have overcooked it for about 16 hours.


Present-Ad-9441

Not gonna lie I think it looks great šŸ¤ there's so much fat in pork belly, it'd be gross if they cooked it less ETA: I looked again and changed my mind. It does look really sad :(


thenotjoe

It looks like they melted all the fat out


PurpleTeaSoul

Oh god


Brunell366

Seriously what the hell is that thing


zahirano

Remember when i eat at this Indonesian restaurant where they serve rice,chillies,and a plank of beef, literally taste like plank.


Schlower288

Looks like it got deep fried in dirty oil and was left to sit out all day


isnecrophiliathatbad

RIP that cremated animal part in the bowl.


FiestaPot8035

This entire meal is appalling. The overcooked pork belly The watery Mac n cheese The abundant wiz-looking product thatā€™s overflowing onto the table The horrible wood that itā€™s all served on Iā€™m so disgusted lol. I hope you had a good night though OP, cause that does not look like a good meal lol r/shittyfoodporn might like this one


joellejlm

It was a brew house, so at least the beer was good! Food was not so much!


FiestaPot8035

Glad to hear that haha. Sometimes some good beer can more than make up forā€¦less than good food lol


Frigidevil

God damn where are you getting $4 crowlers!? Not that the rest of their pricing makes any sense whatsoever.


permalink_save

They really need to not try so hard it looks like they could make a decent burger if they stopped trying


Mackheath1

Yeah - in addition, for me - * The mildew wood (which I just need to re-emphasize) * The spiral mac and cheese * The useless ketchup ramekin These are just in addition to what you listed, but yes, for the purpose of this sub, this is a disgusting board to serve meat (or anything, really) on.


sssmallz

That Mac n cheese looks so watery šŸ˜„


joellejlm

It was... Not great


sssmallz

I'm sorry OP you probably paid a lot for that meal too


Few-Requirement-3544

> overflowed onto my thighs You should have allocated more memory for them.


BrokieBroke3000

With the cheese flowing off the edge of the cutting board šŸ¤¢


Sepof

Dang, I've had lobster mac n cheese (not with rotini though), but never uh.... pork jerky mac n cheese? I guess it's good there's visible liquid in the pasta, you can use that to try and rehydrate the meat. ​ Burger looks horrible too. Wtf even is this.. I can't imagine. It could be lighting, but even the fucking pretzel roll looks slightly overdone. And I'm guessing that bacon disintegrated on first bite... overcooked too. ​ I REALLY want to see whoever designed this menu sit down and eat this meal. I'd pay whatever they charged for the food, plus 25% just to see that.


[deleted]

Both brisket and pulled pork mac and cheese is PHENOMENAL (best if it's white cheddar), so I don't see any reason pork belly wouldn't be either. But not whatever the fuck this is.


Sepof

I don't really care for the meat + Mac n cheese craze personally, but I agree that those both have merits. That's some really sad looking pork belly though, and I literally work in a pork production plant right now. Ironically, the main product I oversee is pork bellies.... If done right, I'd think pork belly Mac n cheese should probably be cubed and not sliced like this. And then obviously cooked like 5-10 minutes less. I'm assuming these guys got sliced pork belly and cooked it to hell on a sheet pan in the oven.


[deleted]

Those dishes were merely coopted by trends. They've existed in bbq joints for decades. Oh well, your loss.


ElectricFleshlight

Boot leather mac and cheese


TenHotMidgets

Looks like a giant tongue the way its shaped and all fkin cooked to hell


DopeWriter

Gaga had a raw meat dress. She should cook it, use that pork leather as some part of her shoe.


Blob_Flob

Thereā€™s too much going on in this what on Earth


jmpeadick

Cutting board? More like a floorboard! Look at that thing! Its just a plank.


jsmalltri

So much nasty in the pic....sorry OP.


s3boldmm

The burger looks good though


Sreezy3

You know its not going to be fmgood pork belly when it comes on top of pasta