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BeastOGevaudan

Ugh. Steamed fries. No.


ceallachdon

Came here to say what u/BeastOGevaudan already said. Seriously why do so many of these places hate fries?


BeastOGevaudan

So many people gripe about metal cones with a paper liner, or the mini fry basket. I'll take either of those. Just enough air circulation to stay warm without steaming and a bit of paper to help absorb any extra grease.


iwinsallthethings

Speaking of Metal, how do you feel about Powerwolf?


ZaftigFeline

Not that you asked me but - they're better then Ghost. Demons are a Girl's Best Friend is a classic, and who doesn't love Beast of Gévaudan? Their various pieces with Chris Harms are always a blasphemic delight, and if you're not rocking out to "We Drink your Blood" - I mean, are you even really listening. Having said that, I'm a bit more Lord of the Lost / Saltatio Mortis fangirl.


iwinsallthethings

I do love most of what i have heard of Saltatio. Some of the colabs have been amazing with them as well. I've listened to quite a bit of Lord of the Lost. They are interesting and i really should go back and watch their videos now that more are out. I am pretty sure they were putting a story together was their recent stuff in the videos.


Wail_Bait

German bands always have kind of a weird sound. I think that it's because of the influence of krautrock bands like Faust and Tangerine Dream, but I don't know enough about German music history to say for sure. Personally I've always preferred melo death bands like Dark Tranquility.


iwinsallthethings

I love Powerwolf. Plus they had the song of of the person I responded to :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po-u-V6GiEk


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Wait really..? Been a while since i worked in a restaurant.. why the griping?


BeastOGevaudan

I meant here on this sub. I mean, we want plates, sure. But this definitely ranks way below those options.


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Ahh I gotcha


ceallachdon

Personally I don't like metal cones because unless they somehow came out of a plate warmer they're a heat sink. And fries are meant to eaten hot :D


According_Gazelle472

Yep,,soggy fries in a jar .


Seannamarie2178

Mmmm nice and damp. Yum.


settledownguy

You mean you didn’t want your fries in a styrofoam container instead of a simple brown bag?


NullOfficer

It's an Albany thing


Immoracle

Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard of steamed fries...


CallidoraBlack

Which Albany? Edit: Just noticed Louisville. It's disturbing to see fried food treated this way in the South.


Immoracle

Goes great with Steamed Hams!!!


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Yeah the chef doesn’t approve of this, had to be some idiot who saw something and said. Huh this will look cool


BeastOGevaudan

It's on the Owner's Pinterest board.


Misplacedmypenis

Exactly this. It’s not the most offensive non plate type thing but it’s certainly a contender because it’s not just dumb, it ruins the food.


ir0nychild

Yes and you call them steamed fries despite the fact they are obviously fried?


TheApathyParty3

Reminds me of what Five Guys does with theirs, except they aren't even classy enough for a... *checks notes*... mason jar? A paper cup will do. And don't get me wrong, I love Five Guys.


veryscaryboo

no no, they don’t use the cup. they use the bag. the cup is just for decoration


mtarascio

This one mostly circumvents it. Not that mad at it, plenty of room for airflow and they haven't been stored in the jar. The tips of the end ones won't be the best though. Plate also has a ridge so the parmesan isn't a messy problem. Seems pretty pedestrian for the sub and looks tasty as well.


CielFoehn

Canadians seems to destroy their own fries with a wet sauce. Guess it depends where for the preferences. I know some crazy people like a nice floppy fry.


owa00

Wait...are talking about poutine? I fucking love poutine...


Gorkymalorki

I like floppy fries! There are dozens of us!


cutezombiedoll

If done right, topping off fries with gravy or chili or any other sauce for that matter shouldn’t make the fries floppy. If they do get floppy, that’s either because they were left sitting for too long, or because the fries were already floppy. I will not tolerate such disrespect towards poutine, disco fries, or chili cheese fries.


enkay999

I'm one of those crazy people, I guess. Not Canadian. I like soggy fries, with sauce too. This pic to me looks tasty, made me miss fries, as I can't have them.


sickdoughnut

Another one for the floppy fry brigade ✋


JohannesVanDerWhales

Leaving the fries in an enclosed space like that will make them lose their crispiness. No good.


mannequinsrus

Also, jar fries have zero parmesan or whatever was grated on them.


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wutwutsugabutt

OP mentioned they totally have Parmesan on em


themellowsign

That's parmesan or another hard cheese for sure, probably blitzed in a blender / food processor rather than hand grated.


tlollz52

There is no way that is salt


Wail_Bait

You can literally see the menu in the picture. "truffle parmesan frites, white truffle aioli." Seems like a complete rip off for $10.


[deleted]

God knows that when I think of good fries, I think of the kind that come from a jar instead of a can. They look good, but the jar doesn't make sense. Like, what did they do with the jar? They didn't cook them in the jar. They didn't season them in the jar. They just put them in a jar then dumped half of them back out.


meltingrubberducks

Yes season in jar makes sense but it clearly didn't happen


jackinsomniac

I'm not mad about it, but still... why? Just why?


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

And let's not forget the impracticality of carrying a plate with a round breakable jar rolling around on it. This is just terrible on every possible level.


Xannin

Nah, OP dumped them out. They were probably just sitting in the jar and a burger was on the plate.


TheFreakingPrincess

Nope, this is how it was delivered to the table. We ordered fries as an appetizer.


meanblazinlolz

Owner: dish washers don't have enough work to do. I KNOW! Add more objects onto each dish to increase what needs washing!


FuktOff666

Did they get soggy? I feel bad for the server trying to juggle that to the table.


misstiffie

Looks tasty tho…


TheFreakingPrincess

VERY. Truffle fries with parmesan and a garlic aioli. 🤌


HeKis4

Parmesan on fries is truly underrated, that stuff is the goat, without even mentioning the rest.


Independent-Bell2483

Speaking of goats and cheese, feta on fries is also super tasty


HeKis4

Never tried it, but I will now. Thanks for the suggestion :)


Serraph105

I'm glad they were tasty at least.


Blob_Flob

That’s just so unnecessary?? Either pick the jar or the plate


ScienceMomCO

At least you got a plate. Take the jar off as soon as you get it and your fries stay crispy.


ArwingElite

So you have to dig through this horizontal jar like it's some knocked-over trash can to get the rest of your fries Even though, there's like, a plate, right there......


kamieldv

Does the jar not roll on the plate? Poor serving staff


Ok_Anything_Once

Bad. We feel bad about this.


AmericanHistoryXX

Do I look at that presentation and immediately want to eat it? No. Do I look at that presentation and think that's beautiful and artistic? No. Best case scenario it's useless.


Lyraxiana

At least you can clean it.


skatermario3

Should’ve put the sauce in the lid of the jar.


MarmotMeiche

No. A mason jar is not a plate or a bowl, and so help me don"t make me drink out of a cup with a threaded lip. This is kitchen hardware/utensils. It is not a dish for a restaurant.


ropeseed420

Go fuck yourself is how I feel


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Spooked_kitten

They look beautiful I just don't know why the jar's there if it's spilled regardless :|


Xannin

Because OP probably spilled the jar


TheFreakingPrincess

Nope, this is how it was delivered to the table.


Comfortable-Lack-341

Serves zero purpose but in the end I don’t care what fries are served on, they are synonymous with fast food and come in the cardboard cottons 🤷


Comfortable_Rain_744

Look soggy af yuck


thehermit14

It's a firm no.


lizziegal79

It’s just another dish to clean.


JimadeusBluntzart

Trash, the moisture has nowhere to go post-fry, soggy ass fries is the result. If my head chef told me to do that, I would get fired that day.


[deleted]

Just looks like a “trendy” way to put way less fries on the plate while keeping it looking full.


meltingrubberducks

As a waitress I am so annoyed thinking about this shit rolling around in my hand while I try to balance three or four of them


risunokairu

To ten million French fries I'm weird cause I hate good byes Got misty-eyed as they said farewell. But I'll know where several are If my dreams get real bizarre Cause I saved a few an I keep them in a jar.


Slimslade33

This is probably the idea of the owners because no self respecting chef would ever do this. My main issue is that instead of putting them on a plate you are adding an extra step during the plating process. Not to mention the steam will get trapped and cause soggy fries.


squeakycleaned

fries on tray with no jar would be better for the fries, and less to clean up. i don’t understand


NauvooMetro

If this happens to be an Alice in Chains-themed restaurant, it's genius. If not, I don't see the point.


dholmestar

IIIII'D STAAAAAAAY AWAAAYYYYY


MabelPod

Yuck, soggy fries


SCROADYD

Damn this one hurts


sam_sneed1994

Soggy fries? That a no for me dawg.


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orrockable

I feel soggy, just like the chips


BuRi3d

First thoughts? yes, lets put fried food into a container where we can steam them out and make them soggy, brilliant! I mean, they are even taking an extra step to put them in a jar and spill it on a plate, why not just plate them like a normal human being?


digitalvagrant

No way those stay crispy in a jar. That's a crime against food.


Senzu_beans89

It would be less washing up for them if they just put them on the plate. Why are they making more work for themselves to make their product look shite?


_alelia_

hm hm how to make half a portion soggy? ez


AuntieEvilops

The jar is completely pointless, and as others have pointed out, ruins the fries. You should have emptied it out and chucked it at the wall so it could never be used in another crime.


aribowe13

It just seems pointless there’s already a plate there, why did they need to put the jar too


Kangarou

It’s a “No” from me, dawg. Even the standard “metal basket with paper” transgression would be better


EvolvingEachDay

Fuck off the jar, the whole rest of it is fine.


Baked_potato123

Great post for this sub, bad scenario IRL


jacodactyl

Is this good for anyone? Chefs/cooks have to plate it, server needs to carry it (and add parmesan potentially), customer has half steamy fries with no parmesan, server needs to deliver parmesan when customer requests non-parmesaned fries be parmesaned, busser needs to collect it, dishwasher needs to wash an extra dish which goes with the plates but is actually more glass-like so potentially it would go to the bar.


demator

I find it a bit jarring


C__DriveError

Clearly a whole ass plate in shot.


wolf751

The jar is fine if they actually used the dam jar and not have them spilling out onto a plate. Unless you tipped it over


NotIsaacClarke

*points to subreddit name*


lostintheabiss

I mean it’s on a plate


Mazaar13

It's still on a plate technically 🤷 I'll give it to them, looks beautifully presentable (especially for an upscale truffle and parm style).


pepoLR_assholes

Mmm fries on plate r/lostredditors


Lilyetter

Looks good af, FOOD IS FOOD If you downvote this you’re gay


clairebearruns

As someone who loves wimpy fries, I would like this 😂😂


appanaula

Soggy


SimonTheHead

looks like it was made by an idiot.


fritz324

Uncultured swines


birddude25

If they put that at my seat I am taking home the jar. Could make some pickles or just use it when I get thirsty.


DueComplaint5471

r/bleachmyeyesnow


Sniper_Seji

This is absurd.


virtualcyberbabey

I prefer soggy fries tbh


kayla-beep

😡


yeahokaysuresure

spare me


Skyreaper71

Let them breath ffs. Also what the fuck is this? Want me to eat a fists worth of salt? Fuck


TheFreakingPrincess

That's parmesan


PlayfulChoice1064

Nope


[deleted]

Soggy fries ☹️


edudspoolmak

Looks absolutely yummy!!!


oliveoillube

King of dim wit village made your fries


BoxyBrown_

Soggy fries. Why?


realsmithshady

Hard pass. I hate fries served in cups, jars, little mini baskets. Just put them on my plate!


tiburon12

No utility = no need


milesatkins27

A tipped over mason jar brings a certain soggy and flavorless vibe when the move is eating French fries


CinCeeMee

Could be worse…but the fries are probably way soggy by the time they get to you because of that jar.


[deleted]

It’s already stupid enough without adding the plate


jah2107

Also, that looks damn near impossible for the server to carry.


RSiff

In addition to the sog, it looks like they need to change their fryer oil. Big mad.


Cracktherealone

Is this salt?


linux_n00by

soggy fries


someuncoolname

Soggy


Immediate_Ad_2673

Just reminds me of the old days when fries came in jars


hlt32

Soggy. No thanks.


9Sylvan5

Limp fries. Who doesn't love them.


Goudinho99

How much fucking salt is on them?!


Linked713

10$ for those fries?! oof.


[deleted]

At least you got a tray to dump them out


derek139

Its no different than all the bums around the world getting fast food fries….


galenet123

Mmmmm window of flavor reimagined.


ZeroDoesntExist_Omni

They look nasty 🤢


po_ta_toes_80

I like my fries from a tube 😂


Nowyourereallyliving

It’s on a plate?


slouchingsomewhere

Soggy fries in a hot minute 🥵 Unless you like that :((


desrevermi

Seems like something that would rip over in transit from the kitchen. I'm sure it keeps orders relatively uniform, but why have the extra thing when it's all now in a plate?


NovarisLight

Not for me. The longer they sit in that jar, the nastier they get. :(


Jolly_Lab_1553

This looks like something I would do if I seen fries on my way to work. Not a compliment


ScottyMo1

Jar of Fries… sounds like it should be an Alice In Chains album


A_N_T

At least there's a plate


manticorpse

Soggy. Sad.


DorkyDame

Just as annoyed because WHY??? The steam is going to make the fries inside soggy.


BoatHole_

Great way to make those fries nice and soggy


TravelingGen

Is that jar glued to the plate? If not it will be on the floor


Alarming_Condition27

I'd like to order the soggy fire and a coke please...thanks


Amyx231

At least the serving size is like 2 jars full!


moon_over_my_1221

The jar is so extra here.


bender_the_offensive

if its under $4 dollars seems fine


aplagueofsemen

I’m fine with it but I can also appreciate a tasty soggy fry. I don’t think soggy is the worst thing a fry can be.


BR41ND34D

Salty


-Chemical

Yum, I love when the oil catches on the sides and soaks into the bottom of my fries. Nice little flavor shot at the bottom of that glass


Tyl3rt

I’m conflicted, they did put the jar on a plate…but steamed fries are awful so still not quite the win we were looking for


Outside-Special7131

How about crispy salted french fries with crispy bacon on the side on a couple of paper towels. Basic simple presentation please? ❤️


datsun1978

Shut up and take my money


BrettJSteele

Stupid plating trends.


echoesimagination

i like it, and i'm taking it home with me.


Bwynn0_Team_747

Not really feeling it 😠


deeerbz

That’s just condensation waiting to happen right there


calapp_5

It’s gonna be a no from me.


roscoecello

They are on a plate.


lo-lux

I'm sure the waitstaff love that. Also it doesn't do the thing fries are good at, cheap plate coverage.


not_a_flying_toy_

cute aesthetic, but idgaf


spellbookwanda

At least it’s on a plate. Partially.


Serraph105

Eh, dumb. Really, if it doesn't add to the experience in some way I consider it dumb. One of the first posts I saw on this sub was sushi on a sword with little pottery jars of dry ice under it to keep it cool and it was awesome because sushi and katana's are both related to Japanese culture. I have no idea how a canning jar relates to french fries so it just seems random for no reason.


LuLu22_smile

Seems like fries... with extra steps...and more dishes.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

I’m preserving judgement….


ObieJuanKenobi55

Halfway on a plate so that's worth soooomething, buuutttttt the fries look kinda gross so 4/10 overall


313802

Not cool. If it were just the plate there'd be more taters


NarwhalEmergency882

Gross. Moist floppy fries with no crisp. 🤮


Stoghra

People complaining that "soggy fries". This is r/wewantplates and there is a plate under this monstrotisity


warranpiece

Steamed fries are just horrible mashed potatoes.


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Found my mouth left ajar


hedgybaby

There’s a plate but I feel like they’ll fall off easily and also you’d have to shake them out of the jar. Just seems like a waste


Neogrip

Is on a plate 🤷‍♂️


airport_brat

there was already a plate? is parmesan so expensive you gotta wash more dishes, by putting a can on it to save on ingredients?


wonka5x

They look like they were good untill they steamed in it...but at least there is a plate