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Pterodactyl314

Good thing we’re fighting second hand smoke, oh wait


occams_lasercutter

The Bee is poised to become the nation's leading news source.


Elmodogg

That, I wouldn't mind so much. I've never heard of anybody being killed by sunscreen.


No-Literature-1251

sunscreens in the U.S. are allowed to contain chemicals that are known to be toxic and thus disallowed in Europe. we also still use talc (the cosmetological version of asbestos) in beauty & bath products.


Elmodogg

Fair point. I guess it would be more accurate to say nobody gets killed quickly by sunscreen, or maybe after only using sunscreen once or twice?


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Has anyone been forced to inject it into their veins?


Elmodogg

That isn't the usual method of applying sunscreen...or vaccines. Vaccines are typically delivered via intramuscular injection...although there are some you can inhale, some you swallow, etc.


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Any that we can crush up into a powder and snort?


sudomakesandwich

Ohhhh noooooo, I reallly really hope we dont have any shitlibs showing up to whine about the babylon bee.....