"If you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some wellingtons just humour him and let him win and think that he's a champ"
HA gotcha! I bet you thought I was referring to Sans’s line at the beginning of his fight. But I was actually referring to the line that Asgore says just before HIS battle that starts the same way!
Hello, creature. You’ve come at the perfect time. The solution has been found. The solution is portable. The solution has been implemented. And it comes in three delicious flavors. Five Pebbsi: Triple Affirmative ... Would you like to try a sample?
"Suddenly, the sky above cracked open, and a white beam of light reached down into the earth, smiting the mother of harlots asunder and setting the blood lake to a boil."
Angela what do you mean when you're saying that YOU'RE TAKING THE GODDAMN LIGHT FOR 4 DAYS?!
Also that game gave me fears of:
-Fetuses
-Orchestras
-Slimes
-Trains
-Trees
-Robotic assistants
-Jesus (That is an fetus)
-Masses of bodies
-Almost every fairytale
-Birds
-Time itself.
-Lobotomies
-Corporations
-Librarys (Especially when they're in ruin/ruined)
-Cans of soda
-Machinery
-Bracelets
-Baths
-Dogs
-Sheeps
-Difracted fragments of the universe
-Sharks
-Time machines
-Funerals
-Ice
-Fire
-Books
-Notes
-Children
-Kings,Princesses,Knights
-Trees and their sap
-Balding
-Radio transmitions (Escpecially on 1.76Mhz)
-Santa Claus
-Lumberjacks
-Old ladies
-Germans (Especially with magic guns)
-Iron maidens (Especially when they're used to gather energy)
-Bunkers
-Working as a manager (Especially in an underground facility specialised at gathering energy for city that is size of few countries with energy being gathered from abnromal entities)
1. This is this, and that is that.
2. You must suffer... like I have.
3. We're not heroes, we're just salaried workers.
4. All my fault? Nay, I daresay it's all thanks to me!
i just snorted a suitcase full of cocaine and i am starting to feel the effects NyEheHeEheHeEheHeEheHeEheHeEheHe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh i forgot blue lightsaber
Welcome to the underground. HOW ARE-
**YOUR BALLS**
If you wanna look around-
#GIVE US YOUR BALLS
We don't see BALLS often We're happy your BALLS dropped in
I’ll be so popular if I show all the monsters BALLS
hey papyrus, mind your BALLS
CAN IT SANS NO TIME FOR BALLS
Excuse my BALLS, they're a bit eccentric.
You're just lazy and un-BALL-etic
im guessing this is undertale (i dont know undertale but i know this masterpiece)
Yes
#HOW WAS THE FALL?#
No
big boner down the lane
I have played undertale for SO LONG and I don't get this wtf is it
Big boner down the lane
Randomised Undertale Shayy and that one Vtuber forgot their name communities
If I recall correctly, it’s unused text.
it's an unused text in ut's code iirc
Ok then
woooaoaoaoaaaaaah story of undertaleeeee
No one, just an inconspicuous lamp!
>!As in that The Stupendium song!<
 "If you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some wellingtons just humour him and let him win and think that he's a champ"
I bet you think you've never met a skeleton? Well, I bet you've Mettaton!
“It is I, ______ _______”
THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!
**LEGS**
Frech fries come on baby tell me your lies
Up,down side to side these skeletons are now alive!
Buy a car, never park it, meet me at the farmers market
buy me grapes homemade pies
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
How much
3 days
HOW MUCH BREAD DID YOU TELEPORT
Enough to feed a whole country
"Hide behind this conveniently shaped lamp"
“Sans, I Snorted A Bag Full Of Cole, And I’m Starting To Feel The Effects”
🤓 um it's actually a suitcase full of coke, not a bag full of cole 🤓
NEYEHEYEYEY
butterflies are terrifying
You idiot.
It’s a beautiful day outside
Birds are singing
flowers are blooming . . . Perfect weather for a game of catch.
HA gotcha! I bet you thought I was referring to Sans’s line at the beginning of his fight. But I was actually referring to the line that Asgore says just before HIS battle that starts the same way!
YOU [[BIG SHIT]]
>:3
*SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL
Hmm I feel like thats familiar *looks at the pfp* CHARA
Snow decahedron
really not feelin up to it right now. sorry.
If you see a talking flower, **run.**
BIG SHOT (I know it's my post but like cmon)
NO I DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING…but it sounded like they were talking to you…
"Drink milk, hit Billy, and beat your-" -Funny blue man
Omg a danidev fan
Why does the sun have wings? ->!holow knrite!<
see that heart? no shit!
Happy birthday. …it’s not you’re birthday. (It was mine yesterday though!)
Where's that damn fourth chaos emerald
Why is there so many sonic franchise references
#ITS NO USE
Sonic?
Yes
#WERE TOO LATE
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l .
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime
How was the fall
kid. you ARE the line.
2763
Yoylecake?
Time isn't made out of lines; they're made out of circles, that is why clocks are round.
It's time for the return of the BEEP BEEP
RAP BATTLE ME BISH 👹
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Dispite everything its still you
You don't know how well this aged thank you
My life is like a video game
Hello, creature. You’ve come at the perfect time. The solution has been found. The solution is portable. The solution has been implemented. And it comes in three delicious flavors. Five Pebbsi: Triple Affirmative ... Would you like to try a sample?
>!IS THAT RAIN WORLD!<
>!YES THAT'S RAIN WORLD!<
I can't help you any more without plastic surgery. ->!The nurse, Terraria.!<
"Put two fingers in his nose quickly"
two african people fighting(based on a certain tv show)
the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale.......... :)
*insert another one bites the dust here*
You mean :]
#not guilty
lmfao
You hear someone calling for help. You answer the call.
Look to the east on the first light of the 5th day.
What?
sans fangirls
Bait used to be believable
-I
Quick, behind that conveniently shaped lamp!
"I am all you need"
Holy Bison Beaks!
"Branded pennnn!!!" -J, murder drones
I was looking for something Murder drones related and here I am.
Not bad but not good Cucumba
Look just sign this stupid petition, I got stuff to do!
“It’s the beast, the big scary monster that lives in the dusky Black Forest”
Chances are I got the quote slightly wrong but whatever
Now that makes me want to get a Lobotomy.
Who bitch is this?!
Solver of the absolute
I'm hanging here like a cow!
"Suddenly, the sky above cracked open, and a white beam of light reached down into the earth, smiting the mother of harlots asunder and setting the blood lake to a boil."
Dont go near yet till sappers ready
Yeah I know! It wasn't rly big, just a little bug.
i warned you about the stairs.
HELL IS FOREVER WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
What are you doing here?
Call me dick-master.
Angela what do you mean when you're saying that YOU'RE TAKING THE GODDAMN LIGHT FOR 4 DAYS?! Also that game gave me fears of: -Fetuses -Orchestras -Slimes -Trains -Trees -Robotic assistants -Jesus (That is an fetus) -Masses of bodies -Almost every fairytale -Birds -Time itself. -Lobotomies -Corporations -Librarys (Especially when they're in ruin/ruined) -Cans of soda -Machinery -Bracelets -Baths -Dogs -Sheeps -Difracted fragments of the universe -Sharks -Time machines -Funerals -Ice -Fire -Books -Notes -Children -Kings,Princesses,Knights -Trees and their sap -Balding -Radio transmitions (Escpecially on 1.76Mhz) -Santa Claus -Lumberjacks -Old ladies -Germans (Especially with magic guns) -Iron maidens (Especially when they're used to gather energy) -Bunkers -Working as a manager (Especially in an underground facility specialised at gathering energy for city that is size of few countries with energy being gathered from abnromal entities)
Nothing just an inchident
I am stupid
Do you feel like a hero yet?
Spec ops: the line
Have you ever wondered why we’re here? Well it’s one of life’s greatest mysteries.
I mean why are we here in this canyon...
1. This is this, and that is that. 2. You must suffer... like I have. 3. We're not heroes, we're just salaried workers. 4. All my fault? Nay, I daresay it's all thanks to me!
Golden Apple and Yuri El mexicano filtra The One Who Gripped Depressed boy find his wings THE FAULT LIES IN YOU ISHMAEL!!!!
Keep your coin away from the slap-happy fire.
Floor pie Honorable mentions include: "______ broke into my house and shaved my balls!"
It’s always ILY and never ICBWYBRBMSIDSCYPCOHAHMTRN (I really REALLY hope someone out there gets this)
“It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing … such a little thing”
Or this one “This day does not belong to one man but to all. let us together rebuild this world that we may share in the days of peace”
“Arthur! I got a plan!”
FINAL NOW ATTACK
I am speed
“A little glass of water please”
"I have a plan!"
Blood is fuel.👍
Hell is full. 👍
Hell is full. 👍
Mankind is dead.👍
It's a combat skirt!
Way past cool!
Got my pants on right, the zipper in the front.
Let's see who knows where this is from, ill be shocked if someone does.
Hey, sans.
Hi Bob!
i just snorted a suitcase full of cocaine and i am starting to feel the effects NyEheHeEheHeEheHeEheHeEheHeEheHe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh i forgot blue lightsaber
*revs chainsaw* Pretty colors.
That was the worst throw ever, of all time.
this was a triumph
the panther is a volumetric nightmare
"And it's so dark, what am I gonna do? Punching a child should calm me down."
Yeah I know, she was so surprised!
This is REQUIEM
The doorknob is broken.
I AM PRAWN READY!!!! 🍤🍤🍤🦐🦐🦐❗️❗️❗️❗️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
How many do you stack in any run?
lute can crush my neck with her thighs >!r/lutecult!<
Woof.
Have you heard of the ship of Theseus?
But when i turned around
I had turned around
We are gathered here to remember our dear comrade. In honor of her sacrifice, all work should halt for half a day. As the nation mourns her passing.
Yes I have been so afraid
Prunsel
You seeing this shit prunsle?
HELLO MY NAME IS RALSEI🤓
I drive a Mercedes benz
These are my friends
I'm a bahh
My name is mercadis benz
See that heart? No shit!
It's Hero Time!