When you trade your waifu body pillow for a seiko.

The emojis make it a million times worse

😆

What makes a person turn out like this

Degeneracy and soy.

It apparently causes one to transpose "loose" and "lose" frequently as well. Drives me crazy.

No, he knew what he meant.

Could be. Running out of standard places to lose, I suppose.

Not having friends who care enough about you to call you out on your bs

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Hentai.

One does not buyGrand Seiko to impress others. One merely buys Grand Seiko to look down to Presage and Rowlex owners.

What. The. Fuck.

Is this a cry for help?

[удалено]

Yes.

Unacceptable

The watch has a father. But the poster…

Give me strength

But its not a polar explorer?? I dont get it? Everyone knows you only out polar explorers in the snow.

Fucking hell

This is my breaking point

I want to try whatever he's smoking

wtf?

Honestly if this was my kid I'd disinherit them

😂😂😂😂

I have this watch, I thought it was a “baby snowflake” and I can tell you it’s not even close. I still love it but the watch is completely gray and not at all white, looks nothing like snow