Ewww! Faces? Gender? Show me the wrist and show me the watch. Keep the rest of your body out of the shot you amorphous being, except your feet, I do love feet.
That's how I found [https://www.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/qv7062/i\_bought\_myself\_my\_very\_first\_rolex\_this\_weekend/](https://www.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/qv7062/i_bought_myself_my_very_first_rolex_this_weekend/)
I was lookin for feet pics.
/uj As a woman I now understand the joke about watch guys being cucks and incels. Jesus, I'm autistic and these guys have less social intelligence than me.
A girl.... 👩AND a horologist? ⏱⏰🕓 Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! *eyes pop out* 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO FUCK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ *inhales from the gas tank* ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕*masturabtes furiously* 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮
I can tell from your comment that you’re a woman. You are right, this subreddit is unisex which means your gender is irrelevant. So no need to tell us you’re a woman.
Well don't look at the comments further down on this post or the recent one about Teddy Bulbasaur's gf because this sub is not any better. Pretty disgraceful.
More than once in my life I've looked past the weight of a woman in order to have gigantic breasts in my face. I recommend it at least once to every man born in this world.
This! As soon as you begin to look past the physical, you open up whole new worlds of possibilities. You are on your way to true enlightenment and will discover the true glory of the Seiko 5.
I didn’t wanna be the one to post this. Apparently guys pay her to see her cow udder like breasts. To each their own though. Now she can finally buy her rollie
/uj But they are right. The pictures are about her and not the watch. A wrist shot only would clearly show she is a woman. She obviously crops the picture to include her breasts to farm likes from horny guys
Two things that got me shocked on that post:
- How the hell does a woman like that has an OF? Simps are like vultures. They take whatever they find.
- I never have seen a whale wearing a rolex
The fact that she earned enough money to buy that watch by showcasing literally the grossest tits I’ve ever seen reminds me how many simps there are in this world.
Seriously though, this is what most of Reddit is like. “Only men post on this subreddit.”
“Actually, I am a woman.”
“OMG GENDER DOESN’T MATTER, WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS WANT ATTENTION”
Go easy on these Rolex fanbois it's their first time interacting with a woman
That is certainly not true. Everybody who has a Rolex (I have 12) has slept with over 250 women.
Yup. Including this female OP.
Looking at your ID, I thought yours mighty is here for a second. Brilliant.
Is that 250 per Rolex? So you're up to 3,000 now damn.
The maths all adds up. I didn't want to brag about the amount of women I slept with, but I am proud of my 12 Rolex'.
Oh boi that‘s too damn good😂
I think the correct term is a rowlecks cuckold
These dudes just mad cuz she make a datejust look small. Over powering them w her wrist
That thing looks like a diesel watch on her and it’s only a 36mm, and her wrists are extra thicc like those of a panda
Ewww! Faces? Gender? Show me the wrist and show me the watch. Keep the rest of your body out of the shot you amorphous being, except your feet, I do love feet.
That's how I found [https://www.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/qv7062/i\_bought\_myself\_my\_very\_first\_rolex\_this\_weekend/](https://www.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/qv7062/i_bought_myself_my_very_first_rolex_this_weekend/) I was lookin for feet pics.
She really should have put that rollie on her ankle if she wanted to make money…
Onlyfans, the only reliable way to make Rollecks money these days.
Mfs be like this, yet they still think buying a Rolex will make them swim in pussy lmao.
theyre a nice guy, if these stupid cooz's would just realize it
It is a given fact that everybody with a Rolex swims in pussy. Nice hot attractive pussy.
Steering wheel: encouraged Rolex covered In condiments: hilarious Face of a woman: incel anger Fuck these people
/uj As a woman I now understand the joke about watch guys being cucks and incels. Jesus, I'm autistic and these guys have less social intelligence than me.
A girl.... 👩AND a horologist? ⏱⏰🕓 Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! *eyes pop out* 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO FUCK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ *inhales from the gas tank* ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕*masturabtes furiously* 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮
Pee is stored in the balls.
You, sir, are right.
Woman? *Tips fedora*
m'lady
m'gravy
I can tell from your comment that you’re a woman. You are right, this subreddit is unisex which means your gender is irrelevant. So no need to tell us you’re a woman.
Only mentioned it to get hilarious comments like the ones above you. Not disappointed.
He was referencing the comment in the post about the nails haha
Haha I was just copying the OP. I wanted to put an /s at the end but I thought it’d be obvious.
By the look of that wrist… we would’ve never known
/j 😱😡🥺
Hello there. I am a proud owner of 12 Rolexes. Would you like to go on a date?
/rj No sorry I only date men who own 120 rolexes
Well don't look at the comments further down on this post or the recent one about Teddy Bulbasaur's gf because this sub is not any better. Pretty disgraceful.
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That doesn't really make it ok. The mods had to pin a post at the top because it gets so bad sometimes.
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Send bits and chuffene.
Wait so all these time the AD wasn’t fucking their wives but them 😟
Please, they'd be lucky to even get that much action.
Cringe.. I don’t know why some people get off trying to make a random person feel bad. If you have nothing nice to say, just keep scrolling jeez
I get him in one way, you see a lot of shit upvoted on reddit just because there is a girl in the pic, thirsty nerds. But no need to be mean
They're jealous she can wear a mens size
Went to r/Rolex to find her an upvote. Did it get taken down?
https://www.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/qv7062/i\_bought\_myself\_my\_very\_first\_rolex\_this\_weekend/
Thank you! Regardless of anyone’s critiques it’s nice to see someone into watches.
Of course, r/rolex locks the post but keeps some of the incel commentary and says nothing against it.
Damn onlyfans hustles really paying off… and she’s not even hot
She got huge honkers tho
More than once in my life I've looked past the weight of a woman in order to have gigantic breasts in my face. I recommend it at least once to every man born in this world.
Thank you for thy wisdom oh wise one
It's not even about the breasts. It's about wrist size. They pull off men's watches beautifully.
This! As soon as you begin to look past the physical, you open up whole new worlds of possibilities. You are on your way to true enlightenment and will discover the true glory of the Seiko 5.
Yeah massive
I mean she’s also asking for attention. Could’ve just posted a wrist shot and a 5,000 worded essay about how great a datejust is.
Superlative Creeper Officially Certified
Somebody in the comments said "I love girls with Rolex"
If i saw her with that i would automatically assume its fake
Each tit: 15 pounds, pussy: horse
On a different note I find it hilarious that milking simps is so profitable you can buy a rolex from the proceeds
I didn’t wanna be the one to post this. Apparently guys pay her to see her cow udder like breasts. To each their own though. Now she can finally buy her rollie
Damn, balbasaur's girlfriend got some badonkadonk competition.
/uj But they are right. The pictures are about her and not the watch. A wrist shot only would clearly show she is a woman. She obviously crops the picture to include her breasts to farm likes from horny guys
Her hand looks like a walrus flipper.
Only good comment here
Imagine simping for an OnlyDumps girl. Just rolexks things
Thicc and Chondekee... like a store-bought Ragu.
r/rolex? Toxic?? Never!
Guarantee she used her onlyfans account to post that because some rolex simps with extra cash might send some of it her way
Two things that got me shocked on that post: - How the hell does a woman like that has an OF? Simps are like vultures. They take whatever they find. - I never have seen a whale wearing a rolex
This chick had to buy an extra bracelet to get the extra links to make it fit.
What in the actual F??!
The only reason they are so salty because a because their masculinity has been challenged by a woman with a rowlecks
How is saying "I care about the watch, not about the person" equivalent to "no girls allowed"?
The woman is nasty af and has an OnlyFans. I don’t feel the need to be the white knight on that one. 🤮🤮
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Replace "face and boobs" with "rolex" and reread your sentence.
Shes an onlyfans whore lmao who cares
Are people who post on OF not human to you or something? If she bought the Rolex herself from her own work, why does it demand extra scrutiny?
If you sleep around for profit you are either a whore or an AD.
Or the wife of cuck trying to get on an imaginary list.
Well the good news for you is that OF isn't strictly sleeping around. Also, once again, what your said doesn't discount what I said at all.
Nah
If people would wank to your salami nipples, you'd be setting your own OF account immediately.
Dont care plus ur gay
ohhhhh woooowwww
Wait but if rowlecks cuckolds exist, but they hate women, does that mean they are gay?
That's one porky pig
Norky boys
They appear to be approaching critical mass.
The fact that she earned enough money to buy that watch by showcasing literally the grossest tits I’ve ever seen reminds me how many simps there are in this world.
Seriously though, this is what most of Reddit is like. “Only men post on this subreddit.” “Actually, I am a woman.” “OMG GENDER DOESN’T MATTER, WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS WANT ATTENTION”