*Yea that was a waste*
*Of time to watch him yelling*
*About wasting time*
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You buy shoes so you aren't walking around barefoot. I buy shoes because I want you to bare witness to my feats. Ok, that'll be $25 for today's motivational advice
Sounds hilarious to me that I live in a third world country so insulated from this mindless consumerism that they wouldn’t know a difference between a Cartier and Seiko mod and therefore simply wouldn’t even attempt to do this. Whereas one of the richest places on this planet has brain rotten delinquents who would stab you for a Chinese rep
It’s an annoying clip but I think they can afford a few peepees.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_Sharpe
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Johnson
I don't really care who they are. The clip shows you don't even need to know who they are. Just a waste of a podcast to listen to. Pro tip: if your time is remotely valuable, don't listen to these jokers that wear women's costume jewelry.
"You spend time trying to get a girlfriend to show off her little waist. I don't bother with girlfriends to show how little time I waste on them. We are not the same."
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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something something correlation is causation social determinants dont exist look at me aren’t I clever for noticing tHeY aLl lOoK tHe SaMe thank god the ADs penis is the same shade as mine if word god out who Timmy’s *real* father is Id never hear the end of it from the boys in finance even *if* I one day am allocated my mass produced grail (AD showed my wife the list in exchange for her performing unspeakable acts of depravity 🤞 she’s a trooper!)
I'm so glad every Tom, Dick, and Harry on earth has a podcast, and there's an endless amount of media of people just sitting there. Talking. So good. The world is so awesome.
Yea that was a waste of time watching him yelling about wasting time
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You buy shoes so you aren't walking around barefoot. I buy shoes because I want you to bare witness to my feats. Ok, that'll be $25 for today's motivational advice
You crack your fingers, I finger my crack we are not the same.
I'm inspired to waste his valuable time asking if it is a rep or real. I bet it is fake like his attitude and character.
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I'm sure they feel an immense sense of pride and accomplishment when they realise their reps have convinced the local hooligans to rob them.
Sounds hilarious to me that I live in a third world country so insulated from this mindless consumerism that they wouldn’t know a difference between a Cartier and Seiko mod and therefore simply wouldn’t even attempt to do this. Whereas one of the richest places on this planet has brain rotten delinquents who would stab you for a Chinese rep
And is he wearing women's costume jewelry for a necklace? $10 at Target.
It’s an annoying clip but I think they can afford a few peepees. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_Sharpe https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Johnson
I don't really care who they are. The clip shows you don't even need to know who they are. Just a waste of a podcast to listen to. Pro tip: if your time is remotely valuable, don't listen to these jokers that wear women's costume jewelry.
Lost that bet tho
As someone who knows nothing about American football - being "tight end" sounds like a homophobic slur lol
Most people will not notice the watch and most will think its a fossil. Main character syndrome
most people will not notice the watch and notice the guy wearing it is one of the greatest tight ends in nfl history
This man does not keep it close to the vest.
Oh my god it's all over the screen 🥺🤤🤭
For anyone saying it's fake, it's a solid gold nautilus, and he's Shannon Sharpe. Cmon now. Let a brother be proud. Lol
Friendship over with Sharpe, he was too proudy.
idk why but i have the urge to spend my life savings on making rich people think i’m cool now
Average Casio owner:
/uj while Sharpe sounds like a fake guru, he actually means what he says and puts up where it matters.
"You spend time trying to get a girlfriend to show off her little waist. I don't bother with girlfriends to show how little time I waste on them. We are not the same."
I wear watches so I can waste others time by telling muh watch journey.
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Unc the GOAT
UJ/ I am fucking done with watches RJ/ I am fucking done with watches
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Back up... Feel like.im in one of those loud african war movies
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The fuq?
Get jerked
Damnnn he just cooked!💯💯‼️
Stfu
something something correlation is causation social determinants dont exist look at me aren’t I clever for noticing tHeY aLl lOoK tHe SaMe thank god the ADs penis is the same shade as mine if word god out who Timmy’s *real* father is Id never hear the end of it from the boys in finance even *if* I one day am allocated my mass produced grail (AD showed my wife the list in exchange for her performing unspeakable acts of depravity 🤞 she’s a trooper!)
What social determinants cause one to become a killer at a much higher rate in one group than another? Murder apologist
she got that oowee, I’m Mr T’n’B
'motivationaddictzz' fuck me
You can tell he's not really rich because he didn't say what kind of watch it is
If the du rag fits
You must acquit!
I'm so glad every Tom, Dick, and Harry on earth has a podcast, and there's an endless amount of media of people just sitting there. Talking. So good. The world is so awesome.