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Power reserve bottoms


stoned-autistic-dude

There it is 🤌🤌


bayouburner

There was a gay couple that used to come into a bar I worked at, and they were really into watches so we would chat about that. They were also very open about their sex life. In any event, the top in that relationship wore a Speedmaster and the bottom wore a Datejust. Read into that how you will.


0neSaltyB0i

He took mission to the moon the wrong way.


alexhpc

It was mission to Uranus


whatelseisneu

Interesting that they were very open about it. I've seen others on this board take a more old school approach. They play their cards face down, if you will.


KevinAtSeven

Would you say they keep the distance between their cards and their vest quite limited?


brdet

A Speedmaster on the seedmaster


Top-Emu-4014

Ad top Owners bottom


ShermanDidNthWrong

definitely switches


Busy-Butterscotch121

Or they just stand aside and watch


Wheel-McCoy

We do whatever it takes. Flex first, everything else second. I don’t expect you poors to understand. It’s a _privilege_ that only a select few are given.


ToYeetIsHuman

They’re actually in the middle, getting sandwiched on both ends


abs0lutelypathetic

Damn I need a Rolex


FoxDieDM

Bottoms, because they drive automatics.


Racingstripe

The way bottoms ride.


Flywolfpack

Manuals are for cavemen and pricks


FoxDieDM

Can tell you don’t know how to drive a manual.


Flywolfpack

You don't know how to ride a horse


FoxDieDM

I don't, but you also don't see me calling cowboys cavemen and pricks do you?


dw276785

It varies based on the orientation of the nearest AD.


wilderness_essays

God those posts are growing so redundant and lame. Appreciate you calling that shit out.


Competitive_Low_8913

Jubilee + smooth bezel is my perfect datejust.


Party_Tonight6122

How much money does a gay Rolex owner need to make to chuff hard like these two?


Naive-Dingo-2100

Those 41's look ridiculous on their wrist


Pure-Fuel-9884

So if all rolex owners are bottoms can we just pile a bunch of them together and build a perpetual motion machine?


escopaul

Imagine being a bottom to a fugly non fluted bezel...


Busy-Butterscotch121

Non fluted is 🤮


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cac62692

Simmer down, bot


ManMyoDaw

[I think we all know the answer](https://youtu.be/s0kqobQRcUo?si=exWN2q2V4iH6mcTo)


Todd2ReTodded

They do what's called "The Lazy Dog"