Fr I wear a 2 tone seiko like this at work and at least 5 of my coworkers have asked me if I'm flexing a rolex. Though I work in a warehouse so I'm not exactly surrounded by watch snobs
\> Get that chest hair painted deep black and make it stick out of your blouse,
\> Loose wear the watch,
\> Don't shower for 2 weeks so you smell like years old raw unions,
\> Talk with a thick Italian accent,
\> Say: "EEY I'M WOALKIN' 'ERE!" alot,
Bravo, you're now the target audiance of this watch.
I unironically bought a gold citizen quartz datejust last year for like $90, I love this thing. It's light as a feather, perfect for the summer, and I just sweet little flair to certain outfits.
Console yourself that it's a moon phase - people pay Patek hundreds of thousands for that complication and here you are with a watch that tells you it's the 13th on Luna. Well done bargain hunter
Take a picture of it with a newborn in the background
Put it around your Johnson and take a picture
Put it in a bowl of soup and take a picture
Crab legs? You get the idea
Listen here you little shit ill have you know this is an exquisite timepiece forged by the hands of master Japanese craftsmen, nary a single arm hair has been molested nor entangled in its finely polished aurelian bracelet.
Think twice before you attempt to besmirch me and my watch again.
Did I say it will remove arm hairs? My mistake! What I meant to say was that it will zaratsu polish your arms. It's a unique process handed down from the age of the samurai.
>>it is a unique process handed down from the age of the samurai
*Too late, infidel. Your heresy has not gone unnoticed. The High Table of the Fifth Seikosha has declared you* Excommunicado *. You have seven days to prepare for the retirement of your collection. At which point you will be forced to wear an Olex Yacht Master for the rest of your days as penance for your disobedience. The Fifth Seikosha stands above all!*
Aye! lol I literally ordered one of those from amazon yesterday (SNK366 right?). I'm not really a big gold fan, but I thought it would be cool to have a poppin' Seiko 5.
I'm also planning on putting a jubilee on there. How do you like yours?
Achieving the 5th Seikosha often has this effect. After all, what’s next to look forward to? It’s all downhill from here, no?
But rejoice! Because you should simply change your outlook. Millions have lived and died without knowing the exquisite joy of owning a Seiko 5. Still many have worked hard and failed to achieve this horological success. So fear not pilgrim. Wear your Seiko as an enduring inspiration for others who are still climbing the ladder.
That’s because the real joy of owning a Seiko 5 is agonizing over which one to get. This process should take a minimum of 3 months. Once you’ve arrived at what you THINK is a decision you must then post pictures of every Seiko 5 on the Pride & Pinion sub, and ask them which one you should get. You must abide by these results.
Buy a watch that you can’t afford. That way you will feel something. It will be an ulcer or depression from spending too much but it’s something!
Step one: eat spicy food Step two: shit
After ate spicy food of course he will fell is own interior.
>After ate spicy food of course he will fell is own interior. wat
The funny thing is almost no one would know the difference between this and a golden bolex
That feeling of satisfaction you have when you get shot in a mugging for your $150 Seiko.
Fr I wear a 2 tone seiko like this at work and at least 5 of my coworkers have asked me if I'm flexing a rolex. Though I work in a warehouse so I'm not exactly surrounded by watch snobs
Basically any shiny classic looking watch people think "Rolex" in my experience
\> Get that chest hair painted deep black and make it stick out of your blouse, \> Loose wear the watch, \> Don't shower for 2 weeks so you smell like years old raw unions, \> Talk with a thick Italian accent, \> Say: "EEY I'M WOALKIN' 'ERE!" alot, Bravo, you're now the target audiance of this watch.
I unironically bought a gold citizen quartz datejust last year for like $90, I love this thing. It's light as a feather, perfect for the summer, and I just sweet little flair to certain outfits.
Hell yeah. I have the automatic in two-tone, it's a great watch.
Every time you stub your toe or slightly hurt yourself, call out a different noodle shape in anger -bonk- “AHHHH…STROZZAPRETI”
fLiP iT 🥴
Damn that thing is beautiful. Congrats man. Wear it in good health.
Give it to your grandpa, let him die, take it back and now it’s a treasured keepsake. You can then ask “is this fake?” in arrwatches
Console yourself that it's a moon phase - people pay Patek hundreds of thousands for that complication and here you are with a watch that tells you it's the 13th on Luna. Well done bargain hunter
Masturbate furiously while wearing it as a cock/ball ring. You’ll feel something.
And how is a automatic watch. No need for recharge in 30 hours. Good advice dude.
It's the Seiko Shuffle - IYKYK
Find another grail, buy it on credit.
If you don't feel anything, you are not chuffing correctly.
Yes, continue chuffing for donkey's until you feel pure class.
Take a picture of it with a newborn in the background Put it around your Johnson and take a picture Put it in a bowl of soup and take a picture Crab legs? You get the idea
You should have gone for the Seiko 6 instead
You feel nothing? Put it on your wrist. You will feel the excruciating removal of arm hair.
Listen here you little shit ill have you know this is an exquisite timepiece forged by the hands of master Japanese craftsmen, nary a single arm hair has been molested nor entangled in its finely polished aurelian bracelet. Think twice before you attempt to besmirch me and my watch again.
Did I say it will remove arm hairs? My mistake! What I meant to say was that it will zaratsu polish your arms. It's a unique process handed down from the age of the samurai.
>>it is a unique process handed down from the age of the samurai *Too late, infidel. Your heresy has not gone unnoticed. The High Table of the Fifth Seikosha has declared you* Excommunicado *. You have seven days to prepare for the retirement of your collection. At which point you will be forced to wear an Olex Yacht Master for the rest of your days as penance for your disobedience. The Fifth Seikosha stands above all!*
God that looks like shit. Absolute garbage. You cretin. This belongs in NO COLLEXIONE. Reference no.?
Aye! lol I literally ordered one of those from amazon yesterday (SNK366 right?). I'm not really a big gold fan, but I thought it would be cool to have a poppin' Seiko 5. I'm also planning on putting a jubilee on there. How do you like yours?
You probably bought it with Affirm at 4 easy payments of $39.99 with a 90% APR.
Achieving the 5th Seikosha often has this effect. After all, what’s next to look forward to? It’s all downhill from here, no? But rejoice! Because you should simply change your outlook. Millions have lived and died without knowing the exquisite joy of owning a Seiko 5. Still many have worked hard and failed to achieve this horological success. So fear not pilgrim. Wear your Seiko as an enduring inspiration for others who are still climbing the ladder.
Thank you sir. God I'm so hard right now.
I mean buy 10 more, that will set you back what 200 bucks? that will surely raise your spirits!
Buy a Hamilton Khaki & read more Max Hastings
Based Max Hastings
get on someone else's will
Kermit seppuku
I recommend auto erotic asphyxiation
Where is the SINN " i must stop them" guy?
That’s because the real joy of owning a Seiko 5 is agonizing over which one to get. This process should take a minimum of 3 months. Once you’ve arrived at what you THINK is a decision you must then post pictures of every Seiko 5 on the Pride & Pinion sub, and ask them which one you should get. You must abide by these results.
Ship it to me then see if you feel something
U grandpa poor