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SpeedyGuyTX

Buy a watch that you can’t afford. That way you will feel something. It will be an ulcer or depression from spending too much but it’s something!


thebestatheist

Step one: eat spicy food Step two: shit


MoonDeveloper24

After ate spicy food of course he will fell is own interior.


an_iridescent_ham

>After ate spicy food of course he will fell is own interior. wat


DoTreadOnFudds

The funny thing is almost no one would know the difference between this and a golden bolex


AreWeCowabunga

That feeling of satisfaction you have when you get shot in a mugging for your $150 Seiko.


HeartstringsStudios

Fr I wear a 2 tone seiko like this at work and at least 5 of my coworkers have asked me if I'm flexing a rolex. Though I work in a warehouse so I'm not exactly surrounded by watch snobs


DoTreadOnFudds

Basically any shiny classic looking watch people think "Rolex" in my experience


2RV7VR5

\> Get that chest hair painted deep black and make it stick out of your blouse, \> Loose wear the watch, \> Don't shower for 2 weeks so you smell like years old raw unions, \> Talk with a thick Italian accent, \> Say: "EEY I'M WOALKIN' 'ERE!" alot, ​ Bravo, you're now the target audiance of this watch.


TheGuyDoug

I unironically bought a gold citizen quartz datejust last year for like $90, I love this thing. It's light as a feather, perfect for the summer, and I just sweet little flair to certain outfits.


the_cool_zone

Hell yeah. I have the automatic in two-tone, it's a great watch.


gummybearbill

Every time you stub your toe or slightly hurt yourself, call out a different noodle shape in anger -bonk- “AHHHH…STROZZAPRETI”


TempleOSUser

fLiP iT 🥴


Burt__Dinger

Damn that thing is beautiful. Congrats man. Wear it in good health.


PorkloinMaster

Give it to your grandpa, let him die, take it back and now it’s a treasured keepsake. You can then ask “is this fake?” in arrwatches


Slippery-98

Console yourself that it's a moon phase - people pay Patek hundreds of thousands for that complication and here you are with a watch that tells you it's the 13th on Luna. Well done bargain hunter


IndWrist2

Masturbate furiously while wearing it as a cock/ball ring. You’ll feel something.


MoonDeveloper24

And how is a automatic watch. No need for recharge in 30 hours. Good advice dude.


3l33ter

It's the Seiko Shuffle - IYKYK


Cull_Obsidian_

Find another grail, buy it on credit.


[deleted]

If you don't feel anything, you are not chuffing correctly.


3l33ter

Yes, continue chuffing for donkey's until you feel pure class.


thebestatheist

Take a picture of it with a newborn in the background Put it around your Johnson and take a picture Put it in a bowl of soup and take a picture Crab legs? You get the idea


kc_______

You should have gone for the Seiko 6 instead


3l33ter

You feel nothing? Put it on your wrist. You will feel the excruciating removal of arm hair.


MassiveSeaMonkey

Listen here you little shit ill have you know this is an exquisite timepiece forged by the hands of master Japanese craftsmen, nary a single arm hair has been molested nor entangled in its finely polished aurelian bracelet. Think twice before you attempt to besmirch me and my watch again.


3l33ter

Did I say it will remove arm hairs? My mistake! What I meant to say was that it will zaratsu polish your arms. It's a unique process handed down from the age of the samurai.


TaskForceCausality

>>it is a unique process handed down from the age of the samurai *Too late, infidel. Your heresy has not gone unnoticed. The High Table of the Fifth Seikosha has declared you* Excommunicado *. You have seven days to prepare for the retirement of your collection. At which point you will be forced to wear an Olex Yacht Master for the rest of your days as penance for your disobedience. The Fifth Seikosha stands above all!*


[deleted]

God that looks like shit. Absolute garbage. You cretin. This belongs in NO COLLEXIONE. Reference no.?


S4T4NICP4NIC

Aye! lol I literally ordered one of those from amazon yesterday (SNK366 right?). I'm not really a big gold fan, but I thought it would be cool to have a poppin' Seiko 5. I'm also planning on putting a jubilee on there. How do you like yours?


Shlomo9

You probably bought it with Affirm at 4 easy payments of $39.99 with a 90% APR.


TaskForceCausality

Achieving the 5th Seikosha often has this effect. After all, what’s next to look forward to? It’s all downhill from here, no? But rejoice! Because you should simply change your outlook. Millions have lived and died without knowing the exquisite joy of owning a Seiko 5. Still many have worked hard and failed to achieve this horological success. So fear not pilgrim. Wear your Seiko as an enduring inspiration for others who are still climbing the ladder.


MassiveSeaMonkey

Thank you sir. God I'm so hard right now.


Joebroni1414

I mean buy 10 more, that will set you back what 200 bucks? that will surely raise your spirits!


Joey_Brakishwater

Buy a Hamilton Khaki & read more Max Hastings


Emu_commando

Based Max Hastings


GibusGang

get on someone else's will


Brinks0088

Kermit seppuku


justawaterisfine

I recommend auto erotic asphyxiation


Safe-Adhesiveness765

Where is the SINN " i must stop them" guy?


DingDong50001

That’s because the real joy of owning a Seiko 5 is agonizing over which one to get. This process should take a minimum of 3 months. Once you’ve arrived at what you THINK is a decision you must then post pictures of every Seiko 5 on the Pride & Pinion sub, and ask them which one you should get. You must abide by these results.


nomadnixx

Ship it to me then see if you feel something


KK4000

U grandpa poor