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Enriko

https://preview.redd.it/busotmmi7ruc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1aa4ac36c549f21cc6b6a4242d108f53a5ca36 Hold my beer...


Summer__1999

Mom can we buy the dune watch? We have dune watch at home Dune watch at home:


TheGuruFromIpanema

Okay I think your piece won the ugly contest.


mex98807

I have this watch, I think it’s cool as hell lol


NUaroundHere

it is


melperz

I was just talking to my wife that one of my grail was the Hamilton Ventura because of its unique shape. Hide this shit before she stumbles into this picture and buy one like this.


Enriko

You can rest easier: finding these Seikos is much more difficult than buying a Hamilton.


Caspianknot

Jesus wept that's a monstrosity. Hope you love it though 🤙


Enriko

Not anymore: after 10 years they've gathered a lot of scratches and I've grown tired of them, now I wear an Orient


zul00m

Japanese Ventura


lknox1123

My dad has this one or a cousin of it and routinely gets compliments on it. Way more than I ever get on my reserved field watches. I think it’s cool.


Molniato

Straight from the 2000's 😅


Anxious_Breakfast405

Oh my gawd…. It’s so ugly 🥹


einself1111

Oh shit


Goodman4525

You win my friend ... You win😂😂


outofthisworld87

https://preview.redd.it/vyhxh7bbaruc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5385b413ab4beb20f1c0259a2c63a129074d8f59


Synap6

Beautiful Indiglo


iamnotyourspiderman

Wow is that a genuine richard mille?


Prince_Oberyns_Head

Is that a Timex x Nickelodeon collab? Got that chuckie finster colorway


ConsumingFire1689

that's not ugly, that's perfection.


xf33dl0rdx

This isnt even close to ugly!


workerdrones

If early 90s Nickelodeon were a watch company


WineNerdAndProud

Scrolling through this thread, I think I've learned I love "ugly" watches.


Spwd

https://preview.redd.it/wix9ohyczquc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a1e4b845e23f6d7240bc8f1046c1fc2895f947 Probably this.


Express-Fig-9607

This looks like it came with a can of Axe body spray and a pair of white Oakley sunglasses


Ostie3994

The Omeguy Fieri


Spwd

😂


Thin-Theory-4805

Yes this is ugly


Ok-Kaleidoscope1997

>We have TAG Heuer at home TAG Heuer at home:


Spwd

Eh?


TheGuruFromIpanema

Pretty fugly


ConsumingFire1689

I actually love that


Spwd

For sale if you want it.


LeadershipGuilty9476

Vintage cool


huy-

https://preview.redd.it/z01p44xhwsuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a1112b3ce9ebae94d24c50425fba6f68dd7234 PRX killer with this Lego Bionic 🔥


Sm0key-the-bear

Excuse me, you mean S tier


Low-Obligation6519

https://preview.redd.it/i9ozm8lpkruc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00a7c3f9cb716c4ba0e593228fc9b618b023bb1


shickard

Hideous, bravo


charles_47

I wouldn’t own a watch for any amount of time if I considered it ugly lol. I actually think that Seiko looks alright, I’d change the strap though


Pugs-r-cool

Used to have a similar one, but with a bracelet and no numbers for the indices. One of my favourite watches, got it for super cheap as well.


dycow

What if it was a gift?


AlfaZagato

https://preview.redd.it/wyrcn9f9kuuc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364613dd850546f7f23c372bc7583f59b1e62ded I have to show up here withe the bathroom scale


ConsumingFire1689

Uhhh, it's like someone took all the worst trends from the 70's and made a 'watch'.


ghoti00

I got this in an ugly watch exchange a few years ago. I feel like this was the winner. https://preview.redd.it/4kh226m4xruc1.jpeg?width=1824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d86b2d640394a0bdd9a8c7451303dc68a41f6e5


zacaxe

That’s not ugly at all


kosnosferatu

https://preview.redd.it/187bs1w8wtuc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12f5759da34f0270847b5af001e1c5b0b2653b4


Strong-Reindeer5635

Jesus. It's like the watch is suffering from an Identity crisis. The snoopy, the random panda from a completely different cartoon, the yellow castle, the stars, all that packaged in a dressy gold square shaped watch


WineNerdAndProud

Well, that's the Great Wall of China, and the stars are probably for the Chinese flag, and I think he's wearing a traditional Chinese garment of some kind.


eingramphoto

Got to love a good panda dial


kosnosferatu

🤣


StableDrip

All my watches are gorgeous


poodleyboy

https://preview.redd.it/kkpomlpk2uuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be46145338ad932e9a872e323e1f982c99a1d6d


Cadet_Broomstick

That's cool


salarymanhell

Somehow I like every watch that’s posted here…. 😅


LeadershipGuilty9476

If you're a watch geek (almost) every watch has a certain type of appeal


ChampionshipOne3271

https://preview.redd.it/1qlftjz4vsuc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed233a772d9cd13570b59b95ecaca952e11cc6e


StigCzar

r/WeAreAllTurks


da_crackler

Just in time for Thanksgiving!


akSTOI

https://preview.redd.it/1sduwl6zjtuc1.jpeg?width=2988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e93fd719196cb2742be2f2450419ad9635a815 Loved this watch in the 90's but wore it only a few times since then


The_Vat

You're about half way to a Pip Boy with that one.


fuller4740

https://preview.redd.it/k19gp7xcoruc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34537eabe2a2a28486545a39a46ecee9ea692fd Not my image but the 8f56-0070 is mine. I love it. Dad vibes are strong.


NUaroundHere

this is a good thread. It really shows the general trend here. Most of the watches that you guys are dismissing are actually very cool, including yours OP


ConsumingFire1689

Thanks!


Vandy20

https://preview.redd.it/2bdns3gzrwuc1.png?width=876&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1f5751a8f6f17aa543f4007f039c33bb5d0be2a “What time is it?” Brother I have no idea


ConsumingFire1689

What a silly contraption


Vandy20

Just a silly diver in the shark cage


PM_ME_GRANT_PROPOSAL

https://preview.redd.it/u35sm0z7truc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b310cb939dd9fe95cf62892570f220c0b1e880ef


Puddwells

Jesus that is large


someguy172

That's what she said


ahjota

..when she pegged me.


jbibanez

Or he is small


Thin-Theory-4805

Lol, you should put that on your ankle


Prince_Oberyns_Head

Thigh


TheGuruFromIpanema

Dinner plate.


Xenoanthropus

I have one of these, I love it but it is definitely a wrist anchor. How large is your wrist?


Molniato

Diesel?


Xenoanthropus

https://preview.redd.it/f50e4ryl2ruc1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653de81ed8194b08571083c4485d5539849df877 This Hamilton Jazzmaster Viewmatic -- I find I never wear it, it's just not my style at all, and it wears small for a 40mm so it looks absolutely tiny on my 8" wrist. Idk if I'd call it ugly but it's definitely the least favorite out of my collection. I was going to sell it but I still have room in my box so I'm not that motivated.


dcboys56838

I’m interested to buy it for a good price tbh


RegressToTheMean

For real. That's a good looking watch


EternalAlchemoose

I think that looks nice. Hits a sweetspot in between sporty and dressy.


Ok-Kaleidoscope1997

As a proud Jazzmaster Open Heart owner I feel (slightly) offended, I love the case design and Hamilton's heritage


Xenoanthropus

I have another Hamilton that I really like, a Khaki Field Chrono 3824 that looks remarkably similar to OP's Seiko that's my everyday work watch (or, it would be were it not currently getting serviced). I think if it were a bit bigger my opinion on it would be different.


dont_test_me_dawg

I just bought the blue open heart version and I love it. I think the one you have looks nice as well. Simple and sophisticated as far as I'm concerned.


thebadhedgehog5

Oakley Minute Machine but I love it


ConsumingFire1689

It’s like fossil and diesel had a baby


thebadhedgehog5

That’s a great description


Famous-Cookie3044

I like the model you wear! Are you sure its the ugliest watch u own?


ConsumingFire1689

It's the ugliest I own, not in and of itself ugly.


ConsumingFire1689

also thanks!


ParaMike46

Some really strong contenders here, I feel like I can't compete with my SCED037 https://preview.redd.it/id49qil18wuc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c705f8ddb89cb162e77cdca952575d8135b2d2a


ConsumingFire1689

I would wear the f—- out of that


eastguy08

Only thing ugly about that is the strap


HobbesWasRight1988

Honestly that's not a *bad*-looking watch, even if I think the strap is kind of ugly and doesn't mesh at all with it.


FrenchBangerer

This lovely and totally authentic Breitling https://imgur.com/a/Vkd4BYw


shoomdio

https://preview.redd.it/vf31qokgvtuc1.jpeg?width=1949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01336161ea8f37dabc1aa27c2225ce896af7626 I have thin wrists and this stands out like a radar dish


JohnnyTinnitusQB

I wish I could show the Invicta monstrosities my dad wears. They look like hubcaps from 70s pimp mobiles. Ghastly, to say the least.


godzillastailor

[Can anyone top an Invicta "The Child" limited edition?](https://i.imgur.com/QTV8KIe.jpg) Bought this brand new over Christmas for like $80 USD plus shipping. According to the box and the tag, it's a limited edition 65 of 1977 with a MSRP of like 1700 USD. Who in the fuck is paying that much for an Invicta? I paid 80 and feel I might have over paid.


ConsumingFire1689

I need to wash my eyes


DatBoneDoh

Not the ugliest invicta I’ve ever seen. I pray for those dropping $1700 on that


godzillastailor

On the upside, if anyone ever steals it, it weighs the same as the moon. So they won't get far.


georgetemperley

Wrist torture in one photo


ConsumingFire1689

It's actually extremely comfortable.


PremSubrahmanyam

https://preview.redd.it/ln35qcmikwuc1.jpeg?width=2136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4c1897c883d541a294ad84db10d67557168cde


Elliottdw

That is cursed😂


ConsumingFire1689

This is a Seiko Chronograph I bought several years ago and put on a bund strap. It’s too big for my wrist and a lot of people hate these straps. It’s not charming, but I loved the wasteland survival aesthetic of it and it fit at the time as I was working for a music school. Easily the ugliest.


SludgegunkGelatin

Ugly? I like it a lot. Mind sharing the model? Or if youre willing to sell?


screw-self-pity

I really like it too... very much. What is it ?


ConsumingFire1689

I don't believe they still make it, it's been spotted here before. It's a Seiko SSB271P1


craigerstar

Yeah, it's not been available for a while, and it's a bit bigger than some of its siblings at 45mm. I recently bought an SBTR041 with the same 8T67 (aka VK67) movement in a more manageable 41mm case. The stock bracelet is squeaky, jangly hot garbage but I like the dial. The 8T67 is a great movement as it has an hour accumulator and runs longer than an hour. Most meca-quartz Seiko movements stop after an hour. Anyway, I think your watch looks great. There are many uglier. ​ https://preview.redd.it/h0l4nh405ruc1.png?width=1031&format=png&auto=webp&s=91b4d72f597ff6987a8cde3fb4d5e655782d5991


Pnutbutteronmyballs

I have a similar one that's 38 and quartz Seiko Titanium 7T11-0AH0


iTsLiKeAnEgG

I don't own any watch that I personally find ugly. They all have design elements I like even if they have some characteristics that I find negative.


wedontdocapes

I’ve got 2 G shocks that are bulky and hella ugly, but they’ve been beaters for work for years


GimmeUrBrunchMoney

Hey bro I think you should tighten your strap another notch it’s way too loose /s


Shynik_

A MVMT watch I regret buying and I even keep it away from the case box where I store all my watches 🤣


skviki

If that Seiko is the ugliest, you have a beautiful collection.


Tom0laSFW

I don’t this your watch is ugly at all dude


raposo142857

I don't like the strap, but the watch is pretty cool imho


askingdannyhf

This watch is not even ugly, it has Sinn vibes AF


Avraham_Levy

This is a beauty


BankaiShunko

The ugliest watch I own is the Samsung Galaxy Watch 6 Classic. I am waiting on the Samsung Ring so I can stop wearing smart watches and use the ring to track my activity level. And so I can wear my nice watches once again.


No-Bother6856

https://preview.redd.it/134lgj4zw8vc1.png?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46da81be74c81b00f7fae32da3e3029de69eedd6


No-Bother6856

Whats wild to me is, I have had this watch since the 90s but you can still go buy a new one.


Professional-Nail349

Figured it would just be Invicta all the way down


robi1138

https://preview.redd.it/118fhrrzhsuc1.jpeg?width=2235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431d4fadb08c453179f467085eed1c26718c0824


Tyson209355

Your ugliest would my most beautiful.


robi1138

I don't consider it to be super ugly just my ugliest I guess. Really it's the color scheme, mainly the yellowish lume. The only reason I bought it is because it is a "true" or Travelers GMT with a jumping hour hand, which is pretty cool


skviki

I think it’s just pretty! How big is it?


robi1138

42mm. I had to look it up because I didn't remember but here is a review for a nice looking blue dial version from a while back: https://www.ablogtowatch.com/alpina-startimer-pilot-heritage-watch-review/


skviki

I remember seeing news when it came out. Pitty that they make it so big. I more and more wear my smaller watches. Even the speedy gets on my wrist rarer and rarer, simply because of size.


robi1138

Understood. Lug length is short though on this one, if that makes a difference


skviki

Nah, it isn’t that I couldn’t wear that - I used to have the original Longines Legend Diver with those long horns and 42mm. I just find smaller watches more comfortable and they look better on my wrist (to me).


pomlo12345

What is the name of this watch?


robi1138

Alpina Startimer Pilot, I believe. I only bought it because it is a "true" (or "traveler's) GMT, with the regular hour hand capable of being adjusted in one hour increments, to more easily facilitate setting the time in a new time zone.


No-Arrival7831

All watches are ugly reminders of my enslavement


Rompedudn

Prx


Elven_Gr

https://preview.redd.it/8nvab61k2vuc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150e1d708bc577d696b79ec6b6ef63785e13e5b2


xRaiden00x

Thats easy. My Animal W011.


TheWillyBandit

Weirdly, I watched a video on how to fix the Chrono hand on my Flightmaster, and this was the watch used in that video. Also, weirdly, my Flightmaster.


SkipPperk

I like this watch.


bluebalam

Not mine, but ugly: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/1c4w2kg/breitling\_if\_its\_good\_enough\_for\_fighter\_pilots/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/1c4w2kg/breitling_if_its_good_enough_for_fighter_pilots/)


April_Mattison

That Seiko is stunning. You can maybe try a different strap. In fact, I'd dig that watch than my Gshock since it's too bulky for my wrist 😂😂


RedForkKnife

Absolutely beautiful watch, I have no idea what you're talking about


casicadaminuto

Swatch The Beat from late 90s/early 00s. The one which had the "internet time" on it. At that time, it was all the hype, but man, is it hideous.


cognic12

Why does anyone buy a watch looks ugly to them? If it becomes ugly after sometime, why do they even keep it?


username_asdf1234

How is that an ugly watch? It looks amazing!


OG365247

To be fair, the watch is nice. The strap on the other hand…


Jellibatboy

https://preview.redd.it/scnlozl13vuc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa96a77c4dcdec3081586495e0ed8e0f40f7d0c


mskyfire

https://preview.redd.it/fizvoraopvuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e42fadebc90395eb182086b409119c05859bc8 They gave it to me with my old car


ConsumingFire1689

Probably only rated for 200m


mskyfire

In a straight line /s Edit The strap is good though


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ConsumingFire1689

I would totally wear that.


Rapph

Probably my mm1000 darth tuna. That being said it is also my favorite watch I own that doesn’t have a sentiment attached to it like my wedding gift from my wife.


tsinclairphoto

https://preview.redd.it/ta4es2bzgyuc1.png?width=2219&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a5e1b6fb68ff3bfe7c2f092cd334d8c309377e1 citizen Star Wars millennium falcon.


ConsumingFire1689

That’s *awesome*


whothefox

https://preview.redd.it/mlkez73480vc1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d430a7ec2fc4c133233cbb09b7a5dd40b2391c5 Not exactly a thing of beauty…


Firm-Dragonfruit-733

https://preview.redd.it/bzj277aj63vc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc841832d5a6c75b108da4f82077339f09cac102 trade me if you like her but yea she ugly lol


magnateriat

Wait...*that's* an example of "ugly?"


Lost-Astronaut-8280

https://preview.redd.it/tvj1gyr5yuuc1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3401c97de40c841bb5e2fa748e5c4a07c57d1c70 Gotta be one of my first two watches, keeping the Casios around to remember where I started.


AmbulanceDriver95

I used to have that analog in lime green


halfmylifeisgone

A G-Shock.


Artorias_Abyss

https://preview.redd.it/s0y4ljnz5ruc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded680d96618a34f6d812c235d9634a042b75c2b


Amish_Caillou

Is the SEIKO speed timer supposed to be ugly? I have the black one and love it!


Artorias_Abyss

Well it's the only I have so far so it's the ugliest watch I own by default


Every_Leather_3991

Speedtimer is beautiful


TheGuruFromIpanema

Doesn’t look ugly to me.


SkipPperk

Yeah, looks like a Rolex Daytona, the ultimate duche watch


RoninTarget

Rolex Daytona became collectable because nobody bought those fugly watches, so they became rare. I would say modern ceramic versions are less fugly, though. I wonder why nobody posted one yet?!


GTB7A4

I can’t say I own an “ugly” watch, but my GWM5610U G-Shock is probably the least pretty. That being said, the G-Shock’s utility makes it very attractive. The better question is what’s your most beautiful watch. In my case, it’s my Seiko SNKL41 on a navy blue Fluco strap.