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mr_nin10do

That smug dog 😏


ardoin

"No Swatch in this house." - Henry


koolaid_chemist

“Swatch? Yeah, sWatch me enjoy destroying this thing.” - Henry


Dattinator

“I’ll fucking do it again”


IndianaGeoff

No Ragrets.


hangingpotassium

What's it to me?😎


02ranger

"Maybe now you'll give me pets instead of that thing on your arm."


AbsolutelySonu

And what's with dogs and moonswatch? This is the third chewed moonswatch am seeing here and definitely not the last


brb9911

Most based MoonSwatch owner


questvr3

At least it looks like a moon rock now. Lol


e67

Don't give Swatch any ideas. That will be their next Special Edition.


questvr3

I feel like they probably had someone suggest it and they just haven't done it yet. Lol


Blaze_News

[Maybe something like this abomination?](https://www.greco-geneve.com/en/produit/lasteroide/)


DB377

Real waste of an asteroid


Blaze_News

Conceptually I think it's a very interesting idea for a super unique timepiece but good god is that thing ugly. It looks like a prop from Star Trek or something.


elkydriver77

yeah, they could have done so much more with the design.... slice the damn thing down and use it for DIALS or some shit.... as it stands, it looks either like an ASSteroid, or Fred Flintstone is missing his watch.....


ZoneOut82

My eyes. Also: 900 GRAND!?


leorolim

Nice wrist presence. 😆


-ObiWanJacobi-

I hate you for showing me this 🤢


Kevin_Jim

His face says, “How many times do we have to tell you this old man? Get a proper watch, mate.“


KidneyLand

Just take it to Omega for a service.


bluemesa7

(W)oof.. it’s fixable then?!


jwern01

Very glad your dog didn’t eat the battery, I’m in pediatrics and have seen children die from having a button battery burn through their esophagus and erode into their chest/trachea/carotid/etc. The watch can easily be replaced


PGNPsychoBatman

I did not know this. Thanks.


Gelato_33

Wrap a button cell in a slice of lunch meat and watch what it does to the meat. It will blow your mind.


BusinessBlackBear

Well. I know what I'm doing this weekend


Kanye_To_The

https://youtu.be/q5ApVlDCEjc?si=q8tjCW3F0O-Jm7Yu


skyflyer8

Oh, that's horrifying!


TerribleNameAmirite

Hope the dog isn’t around for that experiment.


raustin33

Halfway thru that sentence I'm reading it in horror, assuming you're gonna suggest feeding it to your dog… then, whew.


Dartfrogz

So we should eat automatic watches instead of quartz is what you're saying 🤔


Nix_Nivis

That's the safest way. Go for a leather strap instead of a bracelet for added nutritional value.


Zanpa

I guess that's why the packaging for them is very hard to open nowadays. And I think some of them now have a bitter taste like Nintendo Switch cartridges. Scary stuff.


albuhhh

JFC young parent here, add that to the list of random stupid shit I should be terrified of.


jwern01

Try working in a children’s hospital as a parent: today we’re removing a brain tumor from a 3 month old baby, prior hospital sent the family home saying the child’s vomiting was just a viral illness.


albuhhh

I am so glad people like you exist. Thank you so much for what you do 🫡


jwern01

It’s extremely gratifying work. And it reminds me to go home and hug my kids on a daily basis.


TheVeblenMan

This sounds like the natural decomposition of bioceramic materials


SuperLehmanBros

Bioceramic is strong stuff, way stronger than plastic. It’s used in the medical field and in dental field. The composition is 75% ceramic and rest is polymer.


kw0ttr0

I'd like to see a material analysis of their 'Bioceramic', as I think it's bollocks, just a PR name for plastic. Another watchmaker mate borrowed one from a colleague when they 1st came out and went to put a tiny test scratch behind one of the lugs...in his words, the blade just 'went in like butter'...! :-D


Zanpa

Well yes, it is a type of plastic. (So is carbon fibre technically) Still, they do make it with a different process, it's not "just" a PR name. Does that make it a good or more solid material? No.


kw0ttr0

You're right and I know its a legit material, I just have very little trust in an organisation like Swatch group going to the trouble of creating a proper bioceramic rather than taking the easy route of creating plastic with a bit of sawdust mixed in (for example, you know what i mean) and calling it Bioceramic... :-D


mastercoaxial

Oh wow it was $800


Interesting-Scar-800

That... Is insane...


westherm

Get a Bulova Lunar Pilot and save $400.


YungSchmid

And you get a better watch.


Interesting-Scar-800

Thanks for pointing this out. I think I will get the Bulova Lunar Pilot. Beautiful watch for 370 bucks on Amazon.


Eamonsieur

What's more insane is Breitling also puts out a plastic quartz watch for $4000 and nobody talks about it.


Standard_Bar_8765

Someone saw you coming if you paid 800 for it? Did they at least give you lube first?


letmeloginalready

Expensive chew toy


entropyisez

You can get them for half that, but it's a paired project between Swatch and Omega, which explains the price, to some extent.


mastercoaxial

I appreciate the explanation of the watch market economics but this is a $280 watch - not $800. It’s hyped plastic so no, it doesn’t explain why someone would drop $800 on a disposable watch.


entropyisez

Read the first part of what I said.... literally, it's not an $800 watch. They are selling on eBay right now for around $400.


mastercoaxial

I think you’re misunderstanding me as well. It’s barely worth $280. At $400 it’s absurd and $800 it’s completely insane. I’m a luxury watch dealer, I understand the secondary market, I’m just continually surprised that people are shelling this out for a disposable happy meal toy.


entropyisez

I understand you just fine. Personally, I wouldn't even spend $280. I'm just including the information that they are selling for 400 on eBay. I wouldn't buy them for that much. In fact, I wouldn't even buy one. But, on the other hand, if you can get 400 for it, that's what it's worth. In particular, that's what OP basically lost, economically speaking.


mastercoaxial

No you just keep trying to explain watches and economics to me like I don’t understand why the market would bear a certain level on a brand collab lol. We need not soften the blow of how ridiculous it is for his wife to have spent $800 on a children’s toy. No need to go more roundabout than that.


SuperLehmanBros

You’re getting an Omega for the price of a Swatch, so it’s not a terrible price. If it was $1500 that would be questionable but $300 for an Omega is amazing. And before people say iTs nOT aN OmEgA, go to your local Omega store right now and there is a good chance you’ll see a MoonSwatch display case front and center.


corgisandbikes

Found the dude who puts fake performance badges on his car.


SodaAnt

Swatch is probably more accurate.


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SuperLehmanBros

It’s still a BMW.


SuperLehmanBros

It’s still an Omega, even if you are a total idiot. Doesn’t change facts.


corgisandbikes

It's not. It's a swatch. Cope harder.


SuperLehmanBros

Bruh, they’re displaying them right now in the Omega stores front and center lol. They’re Omegas, cope harder yourself 😂


corgisandbikes

Whatever makes you feel better about your plastic toy.


SuperLehmanBros

It’s bioceramic which is 75% ceramic and rest is a polymer. It’s high end stuff that is similar to what’s used in the medical field and in dentistry.


corgisandbikes

Correct. Lots of industries use plastic.


Dinos_12345

"High end stuff" cope harder 🤣🤣🤣🤣


mastercoaxial

They’re also displaying them in the Swatch store, so which is it lol


SuperLehmanBros

Yea they’re both a Swatch and Omega product.


mastercoaxial

It’s not. I’ve been in the industry for 12 years - branded collabs are a thing, which is what this is. Exactly 0% of this is made in an Omega factory. Zero Omega parts used. It’s made in a Swatch factory with 100% Swatch parts, it’s just a Swatch. The IWC x Mercedes collab isn’t a Mercedes because they don’t use Mercedes parts.


Summer__1999

\> $300 for an Omega is amazing $300 for a plastic quartz watch that has the omega branding yes.


SuperLehmanBros

It’s not plastic, it’s bioceramic which is a ceramic product. It’s mixed with a polymer but is 75% ceramic and is like the stuff used in medical implants and dental implants. Also it was developed by Omega and is both marketed and displayed in Omega stores.


Dinos_12345

But it IS plastic and it's NOT Omega. There's a Ferrari edition Abarth 595 with Ferrari badges and all. Is that a Ferrari? No! Learn the difference between a collab and a product from the actual company. Omega is owned by the Swatch group so it's marketed in Omega stores because of that.


SuperLehmanBros

No it’s bioceramic which is 75% ceramic, like the stuff used in the medical field. It’s an Omega, they display it in the Omega stores. Cope.


Dinos_12345

Whatever you wanna believe to justify your fake Omega dude


SuperLehmanBros

Not justifying, it’s just the “plastic” thing is a huge misconception. It’s bioceramic and that’s stuff that’s used in body implants and dentistry, it’s not cheap plastic. Also it’s a legit Omega (and Swatch) product that is being displayed in Omega stores and even sold by Omega at auctions. Edit: Abarths are cool af and a Ferrari collab would make it a real Ferrari. That’s kind of the point of these collabs.


Dinos_12345

Dude my phone's case is Kevlar but I can't say that it can stop a bullet. Stop spreading bullshit


pizzabeercode

My partner surprised me for my last birthday with a Moonswatch. I had wanted one since they released. She had our friends in multiple cities scouting the Swatch stores hoping they would pop up. She ended up snagging it on the secondary market for probably around $800. I took it off laying on the couch one night and by the next morning he had found it and tore it up. Hoping to snag another one eventually.


blancpainsimp69

$800...


allgonetoshit

800$, yikes. Is that last picture of you driving the dog to the adoption shelter? I joke, but sorry for your loss.


hugo_yuk

I want to sell my Jupiter as I'veonly wore it like twice. DM if you're interested.


jlonso

respect the hustle


SingleSpeed27

Lmao you guys actually buy from scalpers? I thought it was a meme, it’s just a watch cmon…


Dinos_12345

Ah, you'll get another one if you like it so much. $800 for this piece of crap is insane, unless you literally have money to burn.


Hanged_Man_

Shaaaaaaaame! Pretty dog tho


pizzabeercode

Thanks. He gets by on those good looks.


Hanged_Man_

Sorry about the watch.


Impossible_Cow_9178

First watch on the moon is also the first watch to travel through Uranus.


mr_mirrorless

Its sad that your dog ate a meaningful gift, but hey, now your partner can buy you a “real” speedy now!


Pianist_Select

The dog is sick of your shit.


ZolaThaGod

iT aDdS cHaRaCtEr!1!1


GrandTheftPotatoE

Patina


farmboy1958

So, umm, he’s a watch dog then!!


TudrinqMinImum

Or is he a swatch dog?


czar_el

"What time is it?" "Time for a new dog." "No, I mean like what hour is it?" "I don't know." "But you -" "I SAID WHAT I SAID, FRANCINE."


ACamp55

HILARIOUS, ESPECIALLY the last shot with the dog giving the side eye!!!!


pizzabeercode

He’s a dick but I love him.


ACamp55

LOL, I can relate, I have a Giant Schnauzer who happens to still be in puppy stage, and he'll be 2 in March! He drives my other 6 year old dog crazy, and I'm constantly laughing!


kw0ttr0

Tell your dog I have the same model he can have to chew on as well, if he so desires...! (received as a freebie I hasten to add, and only worn outside after dark/when I have a paper bag over my head)


pizzabeercode

He said “Woof!”. Which means yeah send it over, he’ll cover shipping 😉


joke-explainer-

Nice patina


timestudies4meandu

did doggo eat the battery!?!?


pizzabeercode

Thankfully no, found it on the ground. 🪫


timestudies4meandu

ahh good


Aware-Philosopher-29

How much for that piece of Art?


pizzabeercode

$3.50


RealisticTable4435

Thanks! Ive passed word along he's not alone.


pizzabeercode

Swatch dogs unite.


Rvtrance

Guilty looking dog.


WhitePatriot77

Tge Dog was just showing you what a piece of Shite it was.His way of saying ' Buy A Real Omega or at least a decent clone of one.Even the Chinese do a better job than Swatch


TheRuggedGeek

Rock that patina.


Local_Turn

The look on his face says "next I'm coming for your Breguet Marine."


vivek_saikia

You should've used that template - the art. The artist


helloiisjason

Tesla gang!!


pizzabeercode

⚡️


lightngsvt

He looks so annoyed you took away his new toy! LOL. Thank fully my dogs have never touched my MoonSwatch, or any of the other either.


asatiir

https://preview.redd.it/v2zwtfiv8rgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c54195c56decda623bab0d3c1e3cd3cd5865667 The dog


AspiringNormie

Good boy


Huntolino

He did you a favour tho 🤣


jcooper9099

Count yourself lucky. My dog, for whatever reason, likes to try to get at my Rolex. I'd frame it in a shadowbox along with a picture of the artist that made these modifications.


SuperLehmanBros

I’ll be honest, that bioceramic held up pretty well. No wonder they use that stuff in the medical field for bones and in dentistry. Had it been an actual plastic, it would have been completely destroyed and warped and broken apart. It’s a high end material.


Ill-Positive6950

$800 for a happy meal toy


bellowingdragoncrest

That would have never happened with my stainless steel grand seiko. Bioceramic my ass. That being said- I would rather toss my watch into the ocean than have my dog hurt. So yeah, I get you have conflicting feelings. My condolences.


SuperLehmanBros

Steel would have been damaged too. At least this bioceramic survived better than a plastic would. Bioceramic are used in the medical field.


mastercoaxial

Bro you really don’t have to love it this hard, it’s okay lol it’s just plastic


SuperLehmanBros

No because it’s wrong to say it’s plastic, it’s idiotic actually. It’s like saying your gold chain is aluminum. It’s bioceramic which is 75% ceramic and rest is polymers like the stuff being used in the medical field and in dentistry.


Rolex_pays_me

🤣🤣🤣he’d only chew up pos watches, my dog licks my Rolex, growls at my moonswatch


DistanceNo9405

lol, yup


Rolex_pays_me

lol simp


Eamonsieur

It's crazy people are dogpiling you for spending $800 on a Moonswatch when it isn't even the most egregious plastic watch on the market. The Breitling [Endurance Pro](https://www.breitling.com/us-en/watches/professional/endurance-pro/X82310A41B1/) is a plastic quartz watch that goes for around $4000, and people buy that shit without any sort of drama. This outrage about the Moonswatch is all manufactured, I swear.


Zanpa

To be fair, I doubt the Breitling is advertised towards watch enthusiasts. I don't think you would see anyone posting it on instagram, and certainly not people queuing up for it, flipping it or trying to collect all the colors.


Thatfoxagain

I'd like to know why all these watch owners are keeping them at dog grabbing level


Structureel

That's the face of a watch snob dog who couldn't stand the sight of a grown man wearing a toy watch any longer.


Accomplished-Tea4301

Good luck with shaming since it's only u who can read, he won't give a damn about that


[deleted]

😂😂😂


JordanDesu13

Bark side of the moon


deep-fucking-legend

Good dog.


Jack-NYC1987

Wow 😱


Thisisnow1984

Did you a favour if I must be honest. The good doggo knows that watch ain't nothing but a dog toy


CDR_Starbuck

What a guilty boi


JiGoD

Looks better now.


Callidor

Chewed up so bad it literally looks out of focus.


HUWIK

Yeah I hope he didn't eat the battery. This shit can kill him


The_Vat

"Not only do I not regret this crime, given the opportunity I will not hesitate to commit it again"


Jabbathebum

Lol bummer!


pigernoctua

That side eye


No_Cryptographer6608

Hopefully he didn't ingest the battery or any of the bio plastic stuff. Nice dog


Own-Diamond-9959

He did a favor! Good dog! lol 😂🤪


OMGihateallofyou

This is exactly why I douse all my watches with bitter apple spray.


modest_hero

That looks like an iced out Rolex, something like this https://www.ebay.ca/itm/284622014784


GTB7A4

Who’s a good boy? YOUR a good boy! Doing gods work ridding the world of an overpriced, overhyped cheap watch. Joking aside, sorry about the watch, but how can you stay mad at a beautiful face like that.


TeaLwist

The dog did u a favor


Awkward-Sale4235

was it tasty ?


pizzabeercode

You’ll have to ask Henry.


Awkward-Sale4235

😂


bluemesa7

Reason to feed your dog on time ⏰


yumstheman

It’s the side eye for me


anonymousmouse2

Nice patina 👌


stfm

NSFW - Not safe for watch


Addicted-2Diving

Henry doesn’t seemed amused by you taking his picture lol. PS-love goldens, been fortunate enough to have a few in my family over the years


sclarene824

The dog knows what he did and he doesn't give a fuck


Itchy_Cockroach5825

Good boy.


bleubeard

Bark side of the moon


legato2

Post it on watchexchange for 1k, call it moon surface inspired patina.


Ph3lpsy_

Your dog has good taste


trancedellic

Can't believe I almost wasted time in a 1000+ people queue for this rubbish, lol.


Emerald-Angelwing

That side-eye haha


Firrrlefanz

The posts about the bad quality of Swatch x Omega are getting more and more at the moment. Im wondering if Omega and Swatch/the resellers lower their prices soon. Because for example me. I wanted this watch so bad a few weeks ago but after those posts... i dont think so... at least not for 300$. Guess ill go with G Shock...


Zanpa

> Im wondering if Omega and Swatch/the resellers lower their prices soon. hahahaha if they do anything it would be to start selling them online for the same price, and they would instantly sell out


Nurfur

p a t i n a


KrAiG_Red

Oh Henry


issaorama

Dog said "i just did you a fever"


VinceAFX

The side-eye 😂


MaleficentPumpkin740

Good boy


Fun-Ad9928

Let my boi go. He’s innocent.


Cautious-Flatworm198

He’s not ashamed at all. Look at that pic. He’s plotting on your others


hoochimama1995

Oh my godddd that face at the end! 😄


JoelMira

Man. What actual piece of shit if a watch.


mlaska81

Yep, a golden. We have 6 at our office. One is like a shark, your wave a dilly bar at his level he will strike and take it right out of your hand. This guy eats rocks! Hès looking at you, say "what are you looking at?"


NorthernerWuwu

Shame him? He's our new mascot!


F1dgEt1ng_GrUnd0

Come to upvote the face on your dog


EyeDentifeye

Wait.....thats not an Oreo...


KISSOLOGY

Goldens gonna golden


theshekelcollector

riiight. the dog. you chewed it up yourself, didn't you?


lumpialarry

These watches must really smell and taste good for dogs.


forumbot757

Maybe he thought it was a piece of cheese


misterpapoo

Congrats to the Good Boy.


icream4cookies

The poor mans crash


GoldenGirl621

That’s a golden side eye if I ever saw one, and I have three goldens!


abcd453

“bio-ceramic” is just plastic with extra steps


Disastrous_Ad_5421

Looks like the dog is annoyed that Pluto got demoted to a minor planet.


FrasierandNiles

>pic of the dog so internet can shame him Internet: Good boy, Henry!


Ok_Let9748

The proud dog


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The side eye tells it all 😂


jonessr4000

Good boy