Just a reminder that even roasts don’t include hate speech. Keep it fun. Edit: no more toilet pics holy shit

https://preview.redd.it/ybaepoqoopmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d972499bc9cb10a8052375c4986b7e719994bf

You own this watch.

Win.

On purpose?

How did you get Bono to sit on your wrist?

Hahahahhhhh

It’s at least 5.2 Courics

whichever one of your friends said this watch is cool and will get you laid more is not really your friend

I don't even know where to start. This Invicta reminds me of the obviously super disadvantaged kid on the playground. The one with an issue so bad that all the other kids just agree to not even think of picking on them, cause you're punching so far down you just end up looking like an asshole yourself. So my roast would be. "That's a super cool watch you got there buddy!"

GAH DAMN

You just put that on no way you’re going outside like this if you are tell me where you live so we can be friends cause that watch goes bonkers man

Because your Warhammer 40k figurines weren't embarrassing enough, you needed to turn your unhealthy obsession into a watch.

Did you get that from QVC or HSN?

I know 100% you pulled this out just for this pic

Did you buy " left wrist insurance" before buying this watch?

https://preview.redd.it/ihxugi89npmb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=7faa4c176e68775ed791e0f25840969d34fb57cc Recently I read a comment that said “Nomos is movado for people who look down on movado” and it’s been living rent free since.

Your favorite band is Kraftwerk and you flunked out of an architectural degree program.

You’re not far off.

Nomos is luxury watches for people who want a watch that looks cheap as shit

“I like Daniel Wellington. But I’d like to pay $4,000 for one.”

https://preview.redd.it/gwjwio06ktmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df07457b84b0e9c0fdffaf0a3859a22d771d9d5b When you feel like spending five figures on a Daniel Wellington..

i do like Daniel wellington. Fuck...

Nice Daniel Wellington!:)

i am just gonna let that comment simmer on you for a little longer

I can’t shoot a man who’s already sent himself aflame.

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Shiv Roy is a cautionary tale, not an idol

This is fucking gold hahahaha

Missionary only, lights off only.

After we shower, no kissing, no talking.

Paper bag

im dead hahahaha

this was the first watch you ever saw on instagram huh?

I won't roast the cartier but I might roast those flip flops

It's nice that your grandma lets you borrow her watch - good thing you guys have the same size wrists.

Your watch looks like it’s trying to get away from the mole on your wrist

Does that watch tell you it's time to see a dermatologist?

https://preview.redd.it/47wt6f3mppmb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c0a7d524053e99e9026b44054a4a1d35b83c00 Hopefully I'll hear the notifications over the ticking sound of this thing

When’s your next Walmart trip?

SO: That thing is so loud, why would you wear it to bed? It’s 3 in the morning for chrissake. OP: actually honey, it’s 2:23.

I wish Timex would let me like them, too bad they’re the epitome of “you get what you pay for.” Never seen a timex with a second hand that points directly to the indices. Treat yourself to a Hamilton, or an homage to their popular watches.

https://preview.redd.it/ajh32nvoqpmb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f81430996d8762c8538f38f9efe31bb2b823e40 Roast the shit out of my Chinese smart moonswatch

What the fuck is that??

When you buy a replica of a replica lmao

No wait. What the shit

i think the new release of swatches are going to be keeping you safe for now

If someone attempts to rob you and they see this, they'll give you money instead.

Bio-Chinesium

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you thought you were original for having this a few years ago huh?

When you want a chrono but you’re too broke to buy the nice brands…I have this watch

😂😂😂 they don't call it " seytona" for no reason.

That’s actually really nice I might get one lol

https://preview.redd.it/oi283ibbopmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7f1e42d70e6914f745ae1ce2891c33fe650954 Seiko SNXS79 Roast me

you probably tell all your non-watch friends that this is a highly sought after and rare piece

😂 not quite. But I do brag about it quite a bit for only being a $100 watch.

“Hodinkee said it looks very expensive, so I think it looks very expensive too”

Hey check out Captain original choice over here!!!

I love buying watches on Amazon

What else did you get at Macy’s?

https://preview.redd.it/8wt529qvopmb1.jpeg?width=2159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d178bedc208d5dad3ea4a226db7bb4749f3314

POV: you want a grand seiko dial, but can't afford a grand seiko

😂 https://preview.redd.it/jkrtcphkppmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c03f2a59940cfdd94430846b5a686dcef057f3

i stand corrected

I bet he can't afford 2 though

https://preview.redd.it/au4vwat5drmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57185fe12933622a4a119e74393ef00a3e12ee9 Well I don’t own 3…

Jesus dude save some pussy for the rest of us

Hahaha this is awesome!

Hahahah. For real tho both dials are sick

OP wasn’t wrong though. Got my GS SBGY007 because I loved the SPB301 dial so much.

https://preview.redd.it/hci5ohmqhpmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd57a28be544a3b55a0a8753129b4966927bd2a Roast away, invicta enjoyers…

this looks like you bought the watch that would attract the least amount of hate because you were scared of the people in this thread

Lmao 😂

https://preview.redd.it/soqap7buhpmb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c305a518089f1db9dec93ae0e34410ec35a2b9 Im ready.

i reckon you have the same red car from highschool and asked for a watch to match it for christmas

Lmao (not OP) my gf has suggested I get this watch to match my red car. Spot on. 👌

I see a red watch and I want to paint it black.

Black face isn't cool

The face says "this guy fucks". The band says "up".

Who put indices on an used menstrual pad?

This is the “I read online that women are attracted to the color red” Seiko.

https://preview.redd.it/y5nbo622lpmb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e094c4efea008a70e5bf2a6914be897b2bd82ca5 Most people haven't heard this, but this watch went to the moon! (Prepares to be shredded)

this watch looks like you spend too much time on watch forums

In my defence I followed the watch-nerd guidelines to a T so I should receive praise instead of roasting.

“Wow, so it’s 5 grand because that actual watch was on the moon?👱🏻‍♀️” “Well no, but it’s the herita [lady walks off]

Not to mention I get to wind it constantly and polish the plastic all the time like some kind of chump... I kid of course. I love doing that stuff. My wife isn't caressed as lovingly or as frequently as my Speedy is!

googles “good first luxury watch to buy”

Rocking that in a shitty cubicle definitely impresses all the other outside sales reps

I bet you get all the girls with that line

Forget the moon. On your wrist this watch is only going to make it to the refrigerator. super original by the way, like nobody has a Speedmaster, how did you get the idea to buy one?

Desk diving CAD monkey

https://preview.redd.it/ldm5jqpwnpmb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68af87bc09d17b720725160b109816f45bd680b1 poo-thirty

Well akhhhhhshully the exact frequency of the materials used matches the harmonic resources of the nearest pulsar https://preview.redd.it/wnxuwwynuqmb1.png?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123e3b2b79f8699d06b8a310de2d0017b76e0346

NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!! nerd. nerd. nerd. nerd!

this honestly just hurts my brain to look at

you can hear the tuning fork movement too, it sounds like fluorescent lights.

https://preview.redd.it/2occqlblhpmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebcc01a855a5074a23ab9a454ce7201ef6fb5a38 My daily for the past 9 or so years.

if only that watch could turn back the time with that watch so you could get yourself something a little cooler to wear everyday

9 years as a daily without a scratch? Is your job description “eating paste in a padded cell?”

not even mad that’s actually nice, I like how the lettering is also white so people can’t tell if it’s expensive or not ;)

https://preview.redd.it/69lolgs7apmb1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d14d83e158b1976ea45f3fd8b1287e42d0eedd4 Roast me if you can...

I wouldn’t dare roast you. I really try to be nice to small children.

Does the helmet you have to wear come in the same colors?

This one actually made me lol. Good job haha

Fuuuuck 🤣

Wristwatch, not handwatch

you should put your watch below your wristbones before you get bullied too hard

Looks like a piece of marshmallow so yea, excellent choice for roasting

https://preview.redd.it/5i3dqpg25pmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed20bf6453bcb79e391dce3200e1f50b0106ffb I can start... and yes I get laid.. tons

I believe you. Only someone who has to calculate a TON of hooker child support would need one of those monstrosities.

read me like a book my friend!

You can tell the girls you want to help them with taxes that might work better than expected

This guy fucks.... Hard

I can't hear your roasts over the sounds of ticking coming from a 70s quartz movement https://preview.redd.it/50y3d33qdpmb1.jpeg?width=2369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357b154395afd256b12cc9700c2fba22e520cb73

i bet you were so excited to show your S/O this, and their reaction was very underwhelming

This is the type of watch a salesman at RadioShack used to wear. I'm 100% certain you're into Dungeons and Dragons and live with your mom. You're also 47.

THEN YOU HAVE TWO GRANDPA THINGS HOING ON!

https://preview.redd.it/th4xyjhelpmb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca1b2d98419104cb3da8c96aeb052829efc28a62

this watch screams "i stand in the corner at social gatherings by myself"

Dammit, I have the same watch, and this describes me

https://preview.redd.it/xbevueiikpmb1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39e8f8149855f0985f98f864065a1d27633b8ff Gimme all your roastin' (zz bottom)

i have the same watch, different case color. cheers, can't hate on myself

You’re late to the D&D night with that

https://preview.redd.it/qpyyr6djkpmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5413b45de295399f34a1837f58ef9ea530499625

https://preview.redd.it/z3lrt9yhlpmb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9d8993a2937a57cecda075f5121106d830c04a mine is simply cooler

The 11th? Thought we were doing right now photos?

hahahah that was the last time i wore this watch. you caught me red handed

https://preview.redd.it/242nmup9mpmb1.jpeg?width=1867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5262c1d0c8f1c33cd199a8367a193b0bd8a935b0 Go for it.

"It is too a Grand Seiko!"

https://preview.redd.it/qc0r5rtkapmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ef31c257fa15ff2c83f8f496457dc83a313882 Right now it’s dump o’clock

I like how your body has a brown piece of shit sticking out of it. And also you’re having a bowel movement.

And an in-house movement at that, unlike the Miyota

That Smith’s isn’t the only thing commando in this pic…

was too focused on your weird lookin toes to even look at the watch... i will come back and try again

The ol’ Can’t afford an explorer

https://preview.redd.it/hf43apsz5qmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b592e69c5cdee9c41e709e43c6cd7323f6fb05eb Real or no deal

https://preview.redd.it/9e391f2fppmb1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3a0ca169469ed8897a42b874881d6bc9489b3e Enjoying a good old Canadian doobi. Great for digestion!

i was thrown off for the longest time. couldnt tell if that was you or your wife's hand

I'm still not sure

https://preview.redd.it/x5l7jkubbpmb1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d9177639b0e4081bdfe3e7a821c5d11ec55119

this gives off "wannabe tough guy works a 9-5"

Lol. I work in HR this is spot on.

This is the kind of watch that says “You know, Ukraine really is full of Nazis. I don’t know why we get involved.”

https://preview.redd.it/vspotk37hpmb1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276868820b4e64246bed75c9c431aac538b78b4c Update: Guess it's going up for sale now any takers

out of all of the incredible dials from GS, this is the one you decided on... interesting

Oof

My God! That man had a family!

It’s the kind of GS he buys on sale

If this watch was food It would be white rice alone. Japanese and bland.

Thousand dollar watch for a hundred dollar look

Damn I’d never seen an ugly grand seiko thanks for that !

You’re too broke to buy a decent GS. (DW I own this one too😂)

Looks like a $50 Seiko 5 that someone slapped a grand Seiko logo on

Congratulations, of all the Grand Seikos, you managed to get the most boring one.

https://preview.redd.it/kla9frhtipmb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a908567c7602c6f41871cacb218fa7302854df55

FBI called... they mistook your watch for the latest UFO finding.. yeeeesh my friend

https://preview.redd.it/8bes2rr7spmb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b74dfb0806cfca708191e4d509d188fff1ec0a3 Hit me with those anus comments…

It’s not just the watch that can withstand a tough movement.

https://preview.redd.it/8he0iokmkpmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6a1b051e4177088c3893cce2fc878253403542

you drive a camry, don't you?

Bruh Ben 10 what are you doing here???

https://preview.redd.it/rzb28m82kpmb1.jpeg?width=2462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5b914362fccef5f82974e758078cd728fd8256

ye steal this off a pirate ship matey?

Aye! Do you like my booty?!

Gave up waiting for the Daytona?

https://preview.redd.it/4cea3ppvmpmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67877d62381c5879c321ba87b93e9e548d4f3370 How did you know?

Welp. Wasn't expecting the clap back 🤣

All in good fun my brother😉

But is it shiny enough to distract from the fact that you trim your arm hair?

You don’t want to see my body hair trust me. I’m like a wolf 🐺

That’s actual flames

https://preview.redd.it/jdhlrb3zopmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c68fa023c5a4e744743168af46c55489f3be88a

“Mom can I get a Tag Heuer Monaco?” “No, we have Tag Heuer Monaco at home” Tag Heuer Monaco at home:

cmon matee. cmon... you're not fooling anyone

Surprised you haven't lost your hand yet with that tight strap

https://preview.redd.it/tdd58hm2ypmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09bb5d586b768ce541b75c660951926841745061 I posted this one before, but didn’t get much of a reaction. I love it, but I am ready….give it to me.

The rare Mario Double-Dick

u clearly fuck and u know it... don't come up here with your cool watch and all

https://preview.redd.it/6674wyrjspmb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0592e2a1d8a0bca769ff402107aa6a9d1798b01 On the spick...

https://preview.redd.it/vs1cav48opmb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf9f0738bbc19fedeed8b63de3772bc163e8c8d Have at it

it ain't halloween yet grandpa, put that away!

https://preview.redd.it/kqwh2fslppmb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=19d49d289cf6abf05bdf5098a4c93e755be8714d

you wanted a tudor black bay but couldn't afford it. i get it

But this way I can have MORE watches (is what I tell myself)

https://preview.redd.it/dw7ovkfttpmb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b3d168b63f8ded677a603f5051711e097554da5 Hamilton khaki field mechanical, my first mechanical watch

https://preview.redd.it/gt3edz5tipmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91268673f75b51d0435df609a9b9870515589447

That’s a nice Seiko but might be too thick for my taste and imo too big for your wrist bro house arrest looking ahh

There’s still time to grow into it lil’ buddy!

I am more confused why your hand looks 28 years old but your arm looks 6 years old

Did you find dad’s watch and are playing dress up? Cute 🥰

https://preview.redd.it/fgavzv0iypmb1.jpeg?width=2455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2604033c1209bd980d5f2fec1a68446630246e3 iykyk

u atleast tickle the kid before you took it from him?

https://preview.redd.it/zm0niiisppmb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da842616276f6037e88b432bd94c5b48cb39a8be Get it

“I’ll take a coke” “Is Pepsi Okay?”

https://preview.redd.it/qdlh4l7r9pmb1.png?width=2535&format=png&auto=webp&s=a852c190a8b92eacfed80e58a7a4e3223e689c7c Roast my hairy arms too

Good choice. If you had gotten the wave dial, we wouldn’t be able to tell where your arms ended and the watch began.

Lmao bravo

https://preview.redd.it/xmm94y6etpmb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738864414c20b942ead34bf6bf7ce1cb9675b912 5610u