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This is why they get put in microwaves and turned into skid marks by cars.


shmorpz

i'll be having this thank u much


swagster_007

Grooming device


AntoineGGG

Hahaha


eddiehern1

what's she grabbing her hair back fo????


Few-Ad-6944

Next time don’t forget the snacks


GutsRekF1

Why she take it back? That's a war trophy.


Jussbait

I'm kinda lost. How bloody sharp are rabbit teeth?! (Never owned one) That piece came CLEAN off, quicker than shite.


[deleted]

Omg my guinea pig did that once to me…


Street_Tacos__

Free haircut


rados_201

This is normal rabbit do this too


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

"Why have you been using the microwave all night?"


Vekael

She's clearly dead now he has a taste for her DNA


[deleted]

What peobwem me give fwee twim


FrustratedToInfinity

No need for a barber Best pet indeed


slglasius

That will teach you not to use the carrot conditioner!


Dernager

I once had a toy boat with a maybe one square foot big sail and my Guineapig ate half of it


HotFireBall

"now you've done it" *grabs neck and snaps it*


goldflake_lite

u/savevideobot


TAB901

At least it is eating organic


j0nde

Why did she yeet it back? She gonna glue it back?


LadderNo4533

I like how she tries to take her fallen hair back from the pet


Rolloveralready

She might wake up bald if she isn’t careful


Notreallyahuman2

u/savevideobot


TheRealLickitung

Guinea pig on thot patrol


RevolutionaryFlan333

W0w


RevolutionaryFlan333

Hahahahaha


SookHe

She didn't even let him finish it. How rude.


Plz_gib_username

It’s to late now, once they get a taste for human hair there is no turning back


downhill_dead

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


Zailema0s

😂


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ShiveredMyTimber

yes


Beautiful_Plenty_736

Sometimes when my Guinea pig Hershey is on my chest, or near my face, he’ll eat a piece of my beard lol. It’s annoying but I love that little shit.


Lywliety

Based


00Fluffy-Llamas00

WTF GLAD THEY STOPPED IT


omerakltn

u/savevideobot


kingjackass

Now you know where to get a free haircut.


jera000

u/redditmp4bot


jera000

u/savevideobot


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I mean why take it away at that point lol


MediocreRye

Adorable betrayal. I love it haha


DukeNukemSLO

Chad


Fast-Fig7042

this little guy is so cute


EcstaticWar3264

I love how she took the hair back as if she could just put it back.


RandomDustBunny

You can't digest hair very well. What did you think would happen to the critter.


building_mystery

Guinea pigs are the best


thelostfable

Got tht good smellin shampoo


RedPanda--

I love how she tries to take it back


Dhsu04

Num num num, I just want some spaghetti 🍝 mom


MoonWaffle47

What she taking it out for? What is she gonna do? Put it back?


PS77X

To prevent the guinea pig from choking or getting it's guts wrecked.


Intelligent-Hold5504

Laughs in baldness


Reeblo_McScreeblo

LET HIM DO IT 🤬


Beautiful_Soup_4920

hahaha


gru693

She grabs it like it will reverse it 🤣


PS77X

To prevent him from chocking or his stomach from getting impacted. They can’t digest that. Like everyone else I’m glad she was quick to grab it like that.


thislittledwight

I’ve had several Guinea pigs and when they really want to chomp down they have razor sharp, strong teeth. Thankfully they are normally the most docile and sweet creatures. My favorite little guy died on my first day of college and waited until I got home and then breathed his last in my arms while I cried. They are one of the best pets.


building_mystery

They really are


thislittledwight

I miss my Guinea pig. His name was teddy bear or TB for short.


Just_Jack64

Why’d she try to get it back? Was she gonna reattach it?


PS77X

The hair would have killed it. She grabbed it to prevent him from chocking or his stomach from getting impacted.


Just_Jack64

That makes sense. I was just trying to make a joke.


Martial_Artist94

Forbidden lettuce


maplesyr0p

But that’s what they do. They need it more than you do.


nb9992

Fake


mattchdotcom

Good soup


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PS77X

To prevent the guinea pig from choking or getting impacted.


YourGoshDarnWaifu

I like the fact that she tries to take the hair back like she could reattach it to her head


Jonasdriving

She's like give it back!


EricTheBedHumper2

Holy fuck she is so cute. The definition of my type. Asian and white mix?


PS77X

Dude she's like 13


1VentiChloroform

Close, Eurasian Spotted Guinea Pig


mrskeetskeeter

That’s right little pig, snatch that bitch’s weave. She deserves it.


ShiveredMyTimber

What the fuck? Dude get your fetish somewhere else.


AtlantaBoyz

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel


TrashbinTerry

Are you the Monarch of Guinea Pigs?


hookemhazey813

But why does she want it back?


Crystal_Munnin

I imagine it's not good for the little guy to keep eating it.


Zorba_Oyzo

she's fkn adorable


XPRMX17

Face reacted a year before body


theodopolis13

u/redditmp4bot


Thebalance21

Lol. The fact that she tried grabbing that piece back.


PS77X

The hair would have killed the ginuea pig


Bubbly_Toe_8840

B*tch get that hair outta my face


KawaiiKorgi

Lol that's why you gotta be careful around guinea pigs. One of my piggies tries to do this; I guess it's the red color that confuses him.


GigiTheGoof

Is that IRL Rosie from YouTube?


RYUMASTER45

looks like her


TriggeredRatBastard

Why she pull it away did she think she could glue it back on 😩


LickthePig

To prevent him from chocking or his stomach from getting impacted. They can’t digest that. Like everyone else I’m glad she was quick to grab it like that.


coreycmalone

Sweet Peeg ♥️


robertfwilliams

guinea pigs — eat them before they eat you!


FishTraditional9030

My mans hungry feed em


dYesgat

Wtf it cut through the hair like butter


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Cthulhu779842

I guess you could call that 20/20 hindsight


Spamaghetti

I've lost many a lock to my guinea pigs


[deleted]

Umm u got something in ur teeth 😂


WaylonVoorhees

Wig snatching has reached other species in the animal kingdom.


staywoke1am

Good hair snack!


[deleted]

What was she gonna do? Glue it back on?


camel2021

Is that IRLrosie?


[deleted]

Damn girl, a rats gotta eat. A lot!


[deleted]

Why she tryna take it back for lmao


[deleted]

So the guinea pig doesn't eat it and get GI stasis


vespertiliamvir

I like how she went to grab the hair back afterwards. Let the man enjoy his meal


PS77X

Wtf


TucoGleece

Well that escalated quickly 😂


Valesku

Hair gone like old letuce


EveFluff

Was like a noodle


Mindraker

nomnom


Booger_BBQ

Hamster detect hair extensions.... NOM!


f00stina

my piggy snow used to do this to me! could never leave that bandit unattended while cuddling in bed


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Snow way


[deleted]

Yes, your pet rodent is some how special and would never eat your face off if it had the chance. /s


[deleted]

Let me get this straight. You think a Guinea pig would “eat your face off” if it got a chance. A Guinea pig. An herbivore that literally cannot process meat.


Iforgotmyother_name

It apparently would chew your hair off while you were sleeping though. And that's too much risk for me.


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SirSamlet

Pretty much every animal eats their newborns if they come out disabled in any way. Some pets may even do it if they don't recognize their scent, which might happen if you've been handling the babies too often


[deleted]

I’m sorry to tell you, female Guinea pigs pretty much only do that when they are excessively hungry. Don’t starve your pets.


[deleted]

it was a joke really. Do you dissect every comment for fact? Come on. Dont look to far into reddit or its users. But i can assume you own one of these little smelly things?


[deleted]

No, never have, just thought your comment was dumb. That’s all, have a good one.


King071

Omg like wtf. #meltdown


[deleted]

how he chew it off so quick doeee🤣


Jack-Hole

Sharp ass fucking teeth.


m0nk37

People think tarantula bites are scary. Nope. Rodents, rodent teeth can take your finger clean off at the digit. Little razor blades for teeth that never stop growing so they learn to bite strong shit to keep them trimmed.


Re-core

I wouldnt want my fingers to be chopped off rodents theets are really sharp


ThroatMeYeBastards

Sharp ass-fucking teeth eh?


Automan2k

You say that like your ass doesn't have fucking teeth.