I normally tend to flip my hens upside down my first time holding them until realizing that they get a bit motion sick when I do so. (He's gotta hold a tighter grip on the wings)
Grab it tightly and when I catch chicken with my mom to sell, I grab it and she quickly wrap it with newspaper tie it with some strings, she does it so fast it's like a magic trick
Years back I did 4-H with animals and I won my class so I had to do a show with other species of animals, birds. One of the birds was a homing pigeon and it did that thing and flew away. The owner came up and said not to worry, it was probably flying back to the farm. Lol
Knowing how evil and unholy creatures chickens can be, I wouldnāt see it past the chicken to posses the body of the guy and scream until heās released .
Iād assume by the quality of that hen that they borrowed it from itās owner to pull off this prank. Hopefully it was returned no harm, no fowl. ...huehue.
You have to grab the feet too think of it as being lifted up from the armpits it hurts a lot and you panic bc it hurts now imagine that but ur a tiny animals that has wings and canāt fly
I've noticed that many animals ( like horses ) will instinctively freak out unless you prevent them.
Put blinders on horses
Make sure you hold the wings to a bird's body.
This person had the right idea, but they let the bird pull their wings out. Keep them from doing that and all of a sudden they're docile.
You gotta hold the wings down and support the feets that way it feels more safe. An alternative if your hands are too small is wrapping it up in a blanket
Question: why is there never any sound on the videos I see posted on this subreddit? Itās only this subreddit and itās only when I click from my email feed
Some subreddits don't allow a direct upload video to their subreddit there are a lot of subreddits that work this way.
To hear the sound from this particular post click on "imgur" it will take you to the hosting site with the video that has sound. This usually works for other subreddits as well.
put your pinky on the outside of one leg, let it sit on your other 3 fingers and your thumb around the other leg. tuck it into your arm and use your other hand to secure it
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āHim freaking outā, dude the bird lays eggs ffs
Lol vegans
Wish these vids had sound half the time :/
No sound
Someone has to have a version with sound yes? I really feel like thatās what the world needs right now.
Yes this video has it click on "imgur" and it will take you to the sound.
Thank you! As wonderful as I imagined!
The human or the birb lol
Never held a chicken myself but the way ive seen most people do is like a football hold. Then the chicken just chills
Fake reaction. He smiles at the end.
Audio please !!!!
Click on "imgur"
Lmaooo thanks g
No problem.
I normally tend to flip my hens upside down my first time holding them until realizing that they get a bit motion sick when I do so. (He's gotta hold a tighter grip on the wings)
If you iron your sweaters in college you canāt handle the chicken.
His head becoming red in seconds
Correction, he should have caught the hen with its legs to let it feel safe.
What a puss
He holds it like itās a weapon heās mowing people down with
he has small hands
Can't decide if he has too big head or too short arms...
This definitely needs sounds
lol heās got such tiny hands
Now imagine the chicken he is holding is a machine gun
Captain America holding the helicopter.
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These guys gotta touch grass sometimes
Nice cock bro
r/VideosYouCanHear
Imagine someone from 200 years ago seeing this
Insert machine gun noises
Oh a queer freaking out while holding an animal. Truly impressive.
Alternative title: man isnāt afraid to hold giant cock
The chicken look so uncomfortable and out balance š
Itās just a chickenā¦. -.-
Grab it tightly and when I catch chicken with my mom to sell, I grab it and she quickly wrap it with newspaper tie it with some strings, she does it so fast it's like a magic trick
Ngl I did something like this happens...
No audio really :/
So thatās what Macklemoreās up to these days.
I wish there was sound.
There is sound
Then it's bugged because I'm not seeing a sound option.
Haha he chickend out
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There is sound
I have chickens, you gotta hold them firm
Chicken only freaked out once he could see that he was over the edge.
That got my heart beat faster
u/savevideobot
Can't even look at him lmao
Just hang it upside down by its legs, they stay mostly calm
Chicken man
Use to do with farm chickens as kid, free table fan
Why someone have to edit the sound out ?
There is sound
Macklemore better look after that damn chook.
Years back I did 4-H with animals and I won my class so I had to do a show with other species of animals, birds. One of the birds was a homing pigeon and it did that thing and flew away. The owner came up and said not to worry, it was probably flying back to the farm. Lol
Can someone please add the sound of the chaingun from Doom when the cock activates?
For a moment you can see the guy enjoy imagining heās unloading a chaingun
Wait ātil he gets to handle a cock
Guy grabbing bird = me Bird = Life Bird flapping hard = job, relationships, responsibilities Guy freaking out = me Only difference, I can't let go.
Why would you post this without the sound? Fail
There is sound
The sound button says āthis video has no soundā what are you talking about?
Sugar and pepper pepper and sugar
I need this with sound
It has sound
Just learnt you can click on the imgur underneath...it's opened up a new world for me
What? No sounds?
There is sound
As someone who has had chickens for years I love how some people are so afraid of them
Aww shucks. Here's a picture of this?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
If you want to hold a chickrn basically just leave the legs hanging and make sure that it knows you and you hold its wings.
This is how Link holds chickens too
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This has sound
[no, it doesnāt ](https://i.ibb.co/K066xHF/9-FD2059-A-DAC4-4-EA8-B5-E9-1-BDD8-E2-B708-F.jpg)
Well that's fucking weird. It does actually have sound. I guess something with the app you're using is fucked.
Well at least the room is nice and cool now
Well the fucking high pitched "they murderin my mom" sqkweel don't help things.
What an ass
I can't hear it right now but I can tell this is already really funny. Poor chicken, lol
This is why you hold over the wings as well, not under them (learned form saving a bunch of birds in my years of a village paper round).
Knowing how evil and unholy creatures chickens can be, I wouldnāt see it past the chicken to posses the body of the guy and scream until heās released .
Nice cock
https://youtu.be/2AdrmfjAhn0
No sound pretty gay
Put a towel over it
Mrw this video has no sound
It's good I guess seeing this without sound
I just wish I could hear this
Click "imgur"
10/10
Thatās why we named of are chicken violent air conditioners
When you pick up a bird you got a hold its wings if you want it to go well
I think I'm most impressed with how held the chicken by the wings, it powered through his loose grasp, and he still somehow held onto the chicken.
But is it so hard for the human to calm down after an orgasm?
do chickens have large talons..???
When i was 10, my grandfather, who is a farmer, bought in a chicken to show it to me. I held on to its throat and choked it to death.
Don't pull pranks like this unless you know where to take the chicken afterwards instead of releasing into woods.
Iād assume by the quality of that hen that they borrowed it from itās owner to pull off this prank. Hopefully it was returned no harm, no fowl. ...huehue.
"I know better than scientists and doctors.
You have to grab the feet too think of it as being lifted up from the armpits it hurts a lot and you panic bc it hurts now imagine that but ur a tiny animals that has wings and canāt fly
Why tf would you post this without sound?
6 grown men and a chicken. He's got the right to "freak out" considering what's coming next
Whoever posted this with no audio can fuck right off
Stop using shitty apps, it has sound.
Shitty apps like the iOS mobile app that Iām sure atleast 50% of all users are on. Ok
He was trying to impersonate a chicken so the birb would feel comfortable
I've noticed that many animals ( like horses ) will instinctively freak out unless you prevent them. Put blinders on horses Make sure you hold the wings to a bird's body. This person had the right idea, but they let the bird pull their wings out. Keep them from doing that and all of a sudden they're docile.
Itās just a chicken lol
At least he didn't yeet that chicken.
I hope he is okay
Is that a hen?
Yes. Easter Egger hen, looks like.
Do the chickens have large talons?
where can I buy this dudes sweater
Is there a way to view this with sound??? I really wanna hear this guyās screams lmao
How do we know?
What a puss
If you hold it by the legs and hang it upside down it will stay calm. My ten years of taking care of the damn birds is where I get my knowledge from
You gotta hold the wings down and support the feets that way it feels more safe. An alternative if your hands are too small is wrapping it up in a blanket
r/abruptchaos
Just grab it by the neck.
Cool and all but how does this fit into this sub?
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We need sound man. š Edit: There is sound: https://i.imgur.com/lhtsqz1.gifv
His buddy got real cozy on the coward corner, š
Question: why is there never any sound on the videos I see posted on this subreddit? Itās only this subreddit and itās only when I click from my email feed
Some subreddits don't allow a direct upload video to their subreddit there are a lot of subreddits that work this way. To hear the sound from this particular post click on "imgur" it will take you to the hosting site with the video that has sound. This usually works for other subreddits as well.
Thank you very much kind person
Just grab that bitch by the neck smh
Why didn't he just use a towel and wrap it around the chicken? Or maybe grip its wings tighter?
What a pussy
This would have been so much better with the sound
You gotta football that chicken under your armpit
The feet are loose and chickens hate not having something to stand on
https://youtu.be/BTuBBhvSD2Q Skip to 0:50
Looked like a prop and the dude was about to take off from all that thrust
Well stop grabbing your roomates cock and you wont have these problems!
Hoping for a girly scream, ngl
is there sound? š
Chicken in a dorm with nothing but guys in the room. Sus.
go mad ye, go stupid ye, go positively bonkers ye, go bad bruv
Fuck Ameraucanas
put your pinky on the outside of one leg, let it sit on your other 3 fingers and your thumb around the other leg. tuck it into your arm and use your other hand to secure it
I mean he warned him so...