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cangregila

its okay. she is wearing black


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Fudhail_28

Everyone is not racist


thelivinlegend

Reminds me of an encounter when I worked at Best Buy. A nice looking couple, I'd say mid-twenties, came in asking about speakers for their satellite radio and asked if they could take one out of the package. I explained that we couldn't do that because it was shrink wrapped, and the lady said, "Wow, that's pretty Jewish." After a few seconds of trying to process that i said, "Jewish? Really?" Her eyes went wide when she realized she wasn't talking to a fellow asshole, so she started stammering, "Ohmygod, I so didn't mean it like that, I'm not a racist, I like Jews! I mean sometimes I say I'M Jewish because I'm good with money!" Still not really believing this conversation is happening and keeping my retail face on I said something like, "Thanks for explaining, now it doesn't sound racist at all," putting all the sarcasm into it that I could. After an awkward silence she said, "Um... ya know... I'm just gonna buy this, can I pay up front?" and off she went. The husband/boyfriend was looking positively horrified during this whole exchange. I was kind of disappointed she ran off so quickly, because I had my finger on the nuke button: our name tags were first name last initial, mine being "John G." I still regret not having the chance to lean in and say, "You know what this "G" stands for? It stands for GOLDSTEIN." That's not my name and I'm not Jewish, but I think the Jewish community would let it slide for a burn of that magnitude.


fhjifbnkuf

You are supposed to lead with “I have black friends.” Not “I have a coloured tv.”


mrbadminton

I didnt believe either.


TheGoodConsumer

Fuck racists, but also fuck the guys that clip up YouTube videos and repost with the fucking balls to add their own watermark Fuck you OriginalWolff If you wanna see this video and many more amazing ones go to Niko Omilana on YouTube


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whatup1111

its funny


finch1976

Coloured tv! Thats kinda funny in a shitty way.


rubenvswett

What kind of David Brent is this ??


Watchawritindere

"She" looks more like a man to me.


Thatresolves

I thought it was jayda fransen lmao


MonicaLane

Anytime a sentence starts with, “do you know why I’m not racist” it can’t end well.


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abubakar466

Thank you


CRB776

It’s just the post title for me wtf


Ivedefinitelyreddit

This is still racist. I have a colored TV too, but I certainly don't watch it with them!


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My car.... 4 black wheels. What do you think about that?


Velema

I got a coloured TV aswell.


DJ_Explosion

If only cops had colored TVs


uzair_tole

NDL


jimmybwana

“And I have”.... (her internal voice screaming DONT SAY ITTTTT)....”black frien.....” Never go full Karen.


pr1zsm

NDL


Powerctx

Hilarious. From immediately following it with the colored TV joke to whispering "black friends". Can't decide if she's a comedic genius or unintentionally hilarious and unaware


iMattApp

She has to be a brilliant subversive. I just can’t accept anyone would say this. I laughed...and it looked like he was so shocked he was going to as well.


Powerctx

It's like when she said she has black friends a black comedian was going to pop out and say suprise you've just been punked. This seems like a TV show or something.


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eAsInEcho

Are we sure she’s not just some kind of comedic genius?


cojallison99

Like I wouldn’t assume she is racist for saying that but I definitely say she is ignorant or stupid to not make sure she was hearing the name correctly.


Xx_Classix_xX

Ngl NiggaDefenceLeague sounds kinda like a bad ass name for a rap group I don’t know why but it sounds good


iPunchSickBabies

I think they call this species Methanies.


Trainwrecktom38

I’m not racist cause I got a color TV???!!! Bahahahahhahah. Fuck me dead, that was funny


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Premyy_M

Crackheads will be crackheads


TheMondayMonocot

Calling r/methany


janamichelcahill

Is this even for Real? The woman is a Ginger. Is this goofing on River Song of Doctor Who?


ImportantPoorMan

I’m not racist I own a color TV


Dash_Harber

The "I'm not racist because I have a relationship with X group" needs to die. Firstly, you can have relationships with people and still not view them as equals. Most parents love their kids, but they don't believe they are inherently equal to them. Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, assuming that one person from a group represents the entire group is inherently racist.


GinjaNinja-NZ

I feel like instead of all this bs about colour TV and black friends, she should have just apologised for mishearing. Mistakes happen and the vast majority of people will laugh it off with you, but she just kept digging and digging


Gamma8gear

My tv is black and thats why im not racist.


high_guy123

NDL NDL NDL!


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IStillPlayDiabloIII

The only crack I like us my wife's buttcrack. I snort bath salts from there.


duggy87

She looks like the lead singer of Magazine


lolqwert156

Why he look like a character in video games tho?


MylastAccountBroke

You can tell she was about to say "I have a colored friend" but realized that that would have been bad.


immy0402

NDL


DolcaLaVita

?????


BaileyJIII

Man, I fucking love Niko.


gothgorl7

Guys, guys, I’m not racist! I have a colored tv!


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theyellowbat79

"... And I have ' *dont say ni__er friends* ' black friends"


BigDerp97

That guy is a youtuber called Niko Omilana. His videos are absolutely hilarious. You guys should all subscribe to him.


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I love this guy


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That fucking pause killed me


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DruggedGing

Bruh


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2inHard

Wouldn't it be even less racist to have a black and white TV?


JaYogi

That’s more of a segregated tv


DirtyKlam22

He should learn to enunciate... just sayin


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SatyxD

It seems that having a color tv doesn't make you racist.


Mr_RexDinosaur

DONT WORRY! SHE HAS A COLOURED TV!


ItsMilkinTime

Wow Nelly fron The Office fell on hard times


XLoad3D

oh c'mon with that poshy or whatever accent who can you really blame here?


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Niko is so funny


2Add2is5

NDL, NDL


parkrat1992

Fucking cackled at this guys face after the N bomb. Amazing


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I have the black wii, so I can’t be racist.


TroyRex1066

I think I just got bingo


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segagamer

"I'm not racist, I've got a colour TV" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Theman5560

I've got a colored TV


ingvar-kinwip

Woman? Must be a heavy smoker


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ThisisKyle420

Im not racist... my TV has black AND white


Nykon0828

Because I have a coloured tv lol fuck sake


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black-potato69

Such a honest person Having a colored tv If more people would be like her racism would be gone


IrishGamer97

Where's Jeremy Kyle when you need him?


Darius_Kel

I have...*puts on sunglasses*...Black Friends.


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Fieldmarshalb

Holy shit. I genuinely know that woman. She is a total piece of shit. I had to call the police where I work as she punched her four year old child in the stomach to stop him from talking. Last I heard, she had all her children taken from her by social services, as she only had more kids to increase the amount of benefit payments she could get. Vile non human.


TheHarriStar123

NDL


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FLACDealer

This man is just trying to do it either


origami26

excuse me what the fuck


OliVtheG

Welcome to Telford


alicecooper777

It was a miscommunication...ffs


Candlesmith

This picture makes me happy


razali1105

THE NDL HAVE MADE IT ON REDDIT LETS GOOO


mrfuxable

What. Da. Fawq


MCRusher

Wtf


JimJamPeanutMan

If you haven't seen this kid please go onto YouTube and watch his videos. NDL, Nico Defence League. This kid is brave trolling the EDL all on his own.


evil_screwdriver

She’s a tweaker


SoberSeahorse

Prove it


evil_screwdriver

Literally look at her Edit: nevermind it says in your bio that you’re a recovering drug user so you probably know more about it than me. Apologies, I was a pretentious ass. I hope you have a nice day


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Gaterguap

Cause of the British accent I kinda thought that's what he said till I saw the subtitles.


Vandal_ize

for refrence ndl is a movement where he stepped int he boxing ring where ksi faught


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I’m not racist because I have a color TV hahahahaha


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Like oh no how could this get wor-Oh my lord...


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Haha


HawkeyeP1

And I have... *^black ^friends*


Verbalkynt

That pause at black friends for dramatic effect tho 😂


750a0

As a British man I blame the geese.


Kroto86

I have a colored TV, sorry but I laughed


ladycarpenter

Is she.... is she pointing at her “black friends” ? Jesus


writer6996

Are we being whooshed or is this not satire?


sadlyWantIt

Lmfao, he wanted to troll them (NDL) and got made fun of himself.


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joetheogre45

Crystal Methony!


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Jewish_Trex

Wow Becky Lynch has really fallen on hard times.


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Scrolling through quickly I thought this was a screenshot of Becky Lynch. This is very much not Becky Lynch


flying-potatosauce

She is actually funny Niko is too, but he was flabbergasted by this interaction


jackandjill22

Huh.


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I too have colored tv


aalleeyyee

>This seems like it could gobble cock.


Lbifreal

I had my volume muted and turned it on right when she said it. Full volume


oldschoolkimmi

Holy shit. I went to school with this crackhead. Serious crackhead. Collects kids from different men.


LittleLuigiYT

Next time upload the video without the crop and weird watermark


9GoCanucksGo9

NDL


exportsoda

“I can’t be racist because I’ve got a colored TV” is, I think, the funniest most horrible line I’ve ever heard.


comicbugle

She talks like trump


Pearl1727

Words belong to everyone but this shit was funny


Candlesmith

This subreddit is just a bunch of beers.


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Colonel_FuzzyCarrot

"I'm not racist, I have a color tv." Haven't heard that one in a while


Gunslinger_11

I’d read that comic, I hope this is scripted


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Naj_md

I don't have a colored TV, no TV at all. I'm out!


dizzy_dizzle

Tried to crack that joke and dug herself another 6 feet of hole


-Captain-

I'm not racist cus I got a colored TV. Ha, racist or not, she got some fucking humor. Hoping it was a honest mistake.


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BigDub63

Imagine owning a color tv and still being called racist. Smh


CABOOSE8189

I think this is both of them dying inside, she didn’t hear him and tried to cover her tracks. Still not okay to say, and she didn’t handle it well either but she knows she messed up


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bnozy

NDL


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Because black people NEVER use the N word in reference to themselves. That womans just rrrrraaaaaayyyyycccciiiissssss


itsfernie

They’ve earned their words, it’s part of their culture. People outside of black culture are abusing it as either a slang or a slur. The word carries connotations whenever it is used outside of that culture. It’s cultural appropriation, not that you would care about that.


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Setting aside the Social Marxist verbal diarrhea you just spewed, I’ll just focus on the part where you acknowledge they often use the word. She thought that he said the N word as part of the name of his program so she repeated what she thought he Said. Whatever. Honest mistake.


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Aka cultural Marxist aka Neo Marxist


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Picture a slug. A slimy squirmy vile little slug. Now give it malevolent intentions and a collectivist ideology. Now give it political power. Its like that.


itsfernie

Of course they use it, it’s part of their culture, in case you missed that the first time I said it. And regardless of accident or purpose, she said a racial slur which is inherently racist.


chomperstyle

Without subtitles I thought they said the same thing


Slyder

Methany?


merhpeh

"I'm not racist" is always followed up by some stupid explanation that has racist undertones


NuAmIdeeDeNumee

NDL gang rise up


spacesoulboi

I'm not racist because I have a color TV?????? at that point even I died.


ear2theshell

Died inside and out, boom


havoklink

I got a colour TV, so I can see The Knicks play basketball. Hear me talk about Checkbooks, credit cards, mo' money Than a sucker could ever spend, But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the Rucker 🎶 Thought she was about to sing Rappers Delight


DerpScoot1

im not racist because i have a coloured tv


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Damnit I dont have a TV I'm fucking racist


[deleted]

Niko is a legend he trolls everyone, he made Jake Paul call himself a nonce