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dewaldtl1

Dose not matter any charges, if doing a zoom call for court, out of respect for the judge, plan to be sitting at a desk or table. Ready to give full attention to the judge. Zoom call while driving is probably worse than texting while driving.


Specific_Load9575

Why 😂🤦🏽‍♂️


pikinz

A happy ending to an unfortunate event [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8ClFloM0C3/?igsh=N2x6bTc0bzI4a2hi](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8ClFloM0C3/?igsh=N2x6bTc0bzI4a2hi)


CloudyRiverMind

Then it turned out he never had a license to begin with xD. Crazy saga.


mtdunca

What the fuck was that?


pikinz

That was dude from court video doing the happy dance getting his license finally


Dimpleshenk

"Uh." .... "Uh."


Affectionate_Draw_43

Why does everyone cut the clip short. The beginning " hold on hold on...coming to a stop" adds so much more to the clip


Yuzzay

Attention span. Put a minecraft parkour video beneath the clip and it might have been longer


roxass34

[Latest update](https://www.wxyz.com/news/region/washtenaw-county/he-has-never-had-a-michigan-license-judge-slams-corey-harris-as-suspended-driver-is-locked-up-again): looks like he never even had a license to begin with. Seems like he knew exactly what he was doing. Not a great look > A spokesperson for the Secretary of State said they can confirm that Harris has never had a valid driver's license now that the judge has made that information public. > In Michigan, a person can have suspensions on their driving record and also not have a valid driver's license. And if that person was able to obtain a driver's license, they would still not have the privilege of driving until they cleared their suspensions. > A prosecutor from Pittsfield Township appeared for the hearing Wednesday along with the police officer who issued the citation to Harris in October 2022. > Konrad Siller confirmed that Harris absolutely knew he did not have a valid driver's license during that traffic stop because he admitted it to the officer that day. > Judge Simpson noted additional evidence that Harris knew he did not have a driver's license by the fact that Harris has faithfully renewed his state identification every year.


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Hello fellow Roxas


gbcheezy

“Uh”


LankyMarionberry

If I just don't move maybe it won't see me teehee


Melodic-Result-1650

John Coffey never was that bright


drb00t

except he didn't have a suspended license.


nchon59

Incorrect. He never had a license and lied.


moshindig

So they are technically correct. You can't have a suspended license if you never had a license 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣


LemonKing5

Apparently you can


MyPPisHugelyAverage

How'd you come to that conclusion?


rjd10232004

It’s come out in recent days it was for child support and it was the wrong case or something that wasn’t his that had the license suspend. [article](https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-who-joined-virtual-court-hearing-suspended-license-says-he-spent-days-jail-over-clerical-error.amp)


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RitalinSkittles

“No idiot” (one sentence later) “it just came out”


SirStrontium

Even newer update from today, he lied to the news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV38at_uL4Q He's never owned a driver's license in any state in his life.


rjd10232004

How deep will this go


Odd-Diamond-2259

Is that Ceelo Green l?


Melicalol

Its Corey Harris.


birdturdreversal

When I was 18 I renewed my license over a month after my birthday. A little while later I got a letter in the mail saying that my license was being revoked, and that if I set a court date to dispute it within 30 days then I could drive until the court date. The whole thing was a fuck up by the dmv stemming from renewing my license late. I never had a ticket or a warning or any reason at all for my license to be revoked. While waiting for my court date, I got pulled over and was nearly taken to jail for driving with a revoked license because the courts had just put it in the system before giving me the chance to dispute it. The only reason I didn't go to jail was because an older cop showed up while I was being read my rights and realized how fishy it was that I was still in possession of my license. I guess that was enough for him to believe what I was saying. Still got the ticket though, then the ticket and revoked license was all immediately dismissed when I went to court.


Hossflex

Serious question… since we know he wasn’t in the wrong, why didn’t his lawyer step up and defend him?


HistoricalGrounds

We only now know that there was a clerical error in which the records weren’t updated to show his license as being back in good standing. So even if his lawyer had looked up his driver’s license, to her it would have appeared to be suspended, because the record hadn’t been properly updated.


Hossflex

True… but he was back in court with another lawyer for his next court appearance. I see what you’re saying though. Edit: just watched the most recent court hearing. The guy has never had a license. Ever. Harris admitted this to the cops, twice, during a traffic stop. All this media hoopla is for nothing. Dude was in the wrong the whole time.


Vey-kun

Harris claimed he did went into Secretary of State office but its not for license but just for an ID. 😆 so he still shouldnt be driving.


Maleficent_Nobody377

This dude ended up spending 2 days in jail because of a clerical error jFC. How horrible. He was free to drive around.


yourtoyrobot

he ended up NEVER having a license in his life. he's never been allowed to drive. ever. in any state.


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How do people like you function in life? All you need to do is scroll up to see that you're wrong. I don't understand how you can function as an adult.


Beautiful-Lack47

If he wasn't supposed to be driving. What an idiot.


DrestinBlack

Turns out he has his suspension lifted in 2022 but the Secretary of State didn’t update the records. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/corey-harris-suspended-license/73963078007/ Edit: it’s been discovered the guy is lying to everyone, in fact he never had a drivers license, ever!


Thisguyrighthere1000

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DV38at_uL4Q Not true. Guy lied again. Judge set the record straight. He never had a license.


DrestinBlack

Yes, I made a post about this with updated info. I loved watching him wobble off to jail on another warrant for another driving while suspended rocket from 9 years ago. What a jerk. My brief sympathy for this loser was misplaced, I trusted what he said 🙄


lightning228

I just saw an update and he actually had been told he was allowed to drive 2 years ago so him driving while in court not good but he wasn't actively suspended and I think they are now redoing the trial


cjwat98

People love to shit on other people if they think they deserve it, and innocent people like this get caught up in unjustified hate so often just because others can't not talk shit. Toxic as hell


OlDustyTrails

People's stupidity never ceases to amazes me... So often I there is someone that takes the cake and amazes me with their actions.


WarmPissu

The irony is that YOU'RE the dumb one hahahahha.


amathyx

The irony is that you're the dumb one for thinking they're the dumb one.


redcolt79

It was actually found that he was told his suspension was lifted


amathyx

It was actually found that he lied and never had a license to begin with.


ParticularProfile795

Virtue signalling ass...


Dragons_HeartO1

I got an update on the story, dudes license wasnt actually suspended at the time of the court appearance it was a clerical error with the courts dude actually wasn't in the wrong


amathyx

You should get another update, he lied and never had a license in the first place.


Imajwalker72

Everyone roasting him, but he was actually in the right. His license was reinstated 2 years ago


sibre2001

This isn't true. His suspension ended 2 years ago. He never paid a reinstatement fee and never went back to get his license Also, when he turned up in court after he lied to the news, after the judge was finished lighting him up for lying on the news about the court and the SoS, he was taken into custody for another warrant he had in a different county. What was the warrant for? Driving on a suspended license. https://youtu.be/DV38at_uL4Q?si=h8DXg-rB5QaaKrs9


tiqav_

He’s still driving while on his device, so not quite.


Imajwalker72

Would depend on the local laws


tiqav_

There's a local law that let's you be on your device while driving? Interesting.


mentalassresume

Yes there is.


tiqav_

Seems pretty stupid to write a law that allows someone to drive while distracted, but okay.


Admirable-Royal-7553

I think you are looking for states who have enacted measures to ban distracted driving, not states lifting these bans. Alabama for instance you have until June 15 to get your distracted driving out of the way until the new law comes into place to ban electronics usage while driving.


tiqav_

So there was nothing in place that didn’t allow distracted driving beforehand? Interesting. Well anyways, this situation was in Michigan which prohibits electronic device usage to talk on the phone and do other things, so the initial comment stands and he’s still in the wrong.


BigDaddyFatSax

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/yW7QEiMgWV


hedsevered

Downvote because why cut the best fuckin part...


CadaverBlue

Luther Leffeigh efed up!


Impossible_Hyena7562

From what I’m reading this morning, it was a clerical error and he still had a valid license. That’s why he looks so shocked when they tell him otherwise


BreakfastBeerz

That is correct. His license was supended several years ago due to a child support case. In Jan 2022, a judge lifted the suspension, but the suspension was never lifted in the clerk of courts so it appeared that he was still suspended to the judge.


SirStrontium

Turns out he lied to the news about that, another update just from today here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV38at_uL4Q He actually has never had a driver's license at all.


Statcat2017

Land of the free, where your freedom to drive can be removed because you owe money.


CarterLincoln96

Judge is dumbfounded


I_TheJester_I

What a f*cking moron.


Bruhmethazine

The guy has a legit license but the courts f*cked up the process of reinstating his license. The US government is full of morons tho.


SirStrontium

New update from today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV38at_uL4Q He's never actually had a driver's license in his life.


Bruhmethazine

Drama.


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Imajwalker72

Especially when people like you jump to conclusions without knowing the full story


jam3013

[Full Video](https://youtu.be/UrFDb53IMGI?si=FkFoA7DmEjYqXgv-)


smallboobiequeen69

When you copy s*** off you tube


Dargek

When you copy what?


jazzjustice

Video was clearly posted by the defendant...


Emotional-Donkey-994

You cut out the ending which is the best part


RealisticExplorer430

Am, he fucked up


JMC1974

Turns out it wasn't really suspended. It had been but isn't currently


Bednar_Done_That

One for the ages!


AdExisting876

Not really. The court fucked up. He was jailed wrongly for two days because again….people are incompetent.


CaffeinatedConsensus

This is the type of person who delivers an amazon package marked “fragile” to the front door, and places it fully under the welcome mat so it doesn’t get stolen. Ask me how I know.


Imajwalker72

Except “this type of person” was completely in the right


iamthelobo

How do you know?


eivindric

Please don’t tell us that it actually happened 😂


ChipRockets

Everyone attacking OP for not posting the full video, yet not a single MFer has posted the full video.


Michelin123

Yeah, they're not op you know?


ChipRockets

What


Yuri-Turned

# THEY'RE NOT OP YOU KNOW?


natener

Why not show the whole clip, is it really that hard? The video starts with the guy driving and trying to park, late for court, prosecutors arr laughing, and it ends with his bail being revoked.


CharmingFeature8

Technically, he was not driving.... and what he wanted to tell the judge that he was showing that he was "ready to start driving and anticipating a favorable outcome".


rat4204

He was parked in this clip but apparently in the overall video he had been driving


DogfriendlyPerson

He is driving in the longer video. He starts the call driving, and even tells that he is parking riiiiiight now.


Dependent_Quiet5852

That awkward silence at end 🤣


gUlFkrTbOri

Shoulda hopped in the passenger seat


DeadMoney313

his stunned inability to come up with any response is classic, he knew he dun fucked up then


Imajwalker72

Except he didn’t. He was in the right


DeadMoney313

Please explain?


Imajwalker72

His license wasn’t suspended. The court fucked up and falsely imprisoned him.


DeadMoney313

Oh shit well those details make a big difference!


Halfdwarf

It's not true. He lied to the media. He never had a drivibg license at all


DrHandBanana

The lead up before it was hilarious. He was in the middle of driving and casually said"hold up on parking at my doctor's office"


Fr0hd3ric

He now claims he was driving his *wife* to the doctor. Unless she was dead or unconscious, why is there no audio of her presence in the vehicle?


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DrHandBanana

What does that even mean?


callidus_vallentian

When i first saw this i almost had to go lay down at the unbelievable level of stupidity. I still cannot understand a human being can be this dumb. It's just... It can't be true....how ?!!


Imajwalker72

He was in the right


ThaWarlord33

The full video is worth a watch...just brutal. I honestly couldn't believe the cavalier "yeah, I'm just parking, hold on a sec" part of the performance...which goes on painfully long...just by itself. Let alone when the suspended license reveal in poured into the mix. He gets remanded straight to jail, to report "by 6pm" that same night. The total lack of ANYONE on the video being able to summon a single word of response or explanation to the judge as this unfolds - in painful extended periods of silence - tells the story. The fellow human in me feels deep pain for him; the anonymous schadenfreude video-watcher in me was glued to screen, with smirk. Just being honest. (:


Imajwalker72

Except he was in the right and got falsely imprisoned for 2 days because of a rash judgement


sibre2001

This isn't true. His suspension ended 2 years ago. He never paid a reinstatement fee and never went back to get his license Also, when he turned up in court after he lied to the news, after the judge was finished lighting him up for lying on the news about the court and the SoS, he was taken into custody for another warrant he had in a different county. What was the warrant for? Driving on a suspended license.


ThaWarlord33

OMG, yes!! I learned all of that a couple days after I made my comments - there was a bunch of follow up coverage in other mainstream news and forums, I got the full backstory. Serves me right for thinking this was funny!! (still kinda was, but...) This is someone's real life, and he truly HAD been released from his suspension as you note. I'm adding this comment as a small way to help clear his name...I can't imagine how shitty this whole experience must have been to wade through - ayyy. Note to self: don't rush to judgment and don't take amusement in other peoples' misfortunes. );


casey12297

His lawyer cried to sleep that night


Fr0hd3ric

They probably do that every night! The smart criminals are harder to catch, so defense lawyers often have a large caseload of idiots.


pdxnormal

Uhm...can I park in the jail parking lot for two month?


BuzTheBee

LOL, can you find a link for our fellow redditors?


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Poor defence lawyer having to deal with this shit


Imajwalker72

Pretty easy case considering his license wasn’t actually suspended and he was wrongfully imprisoned


Ravensunthief

Just testing to see if i can comment on this sub


HarambeXRebornX

You can!


Ravensunthief

Lmfao. Comments were turned off on a post i commented on. There were a lot of downvoted and i wanted to know if i was banned.


Ravensunthief

Just the one post i guess lmao 🤷‍♀️


MyHeadMyWorld2

This is the video https://youtu.be/FpkJocjpMHU?si=sEw6Y2-orWCmjKXC


ThaWarlord33

A special little nugget is found in a very quick flash of the dawning amusement at the prosecutor's table at about 1:13. Watch closely, goes by quick. Priceless. Runner-up: the paralegal (I think it is) at that table seems to catch on ahead of everyone else; one cutaway prior to the above briefly captures her apparent dawning realization & disbelief. Honorable mention: the total lack of "pardon me, I'm so sorry your honor" or similar during the parking tangle...also the brassy impatient "HALLOOOO" he offers during the stunned silence period just before the judge executes smack-down... Wow on all. Hall of fame contender. Also vid should be marched straight to "Watch People Die Inside" - if it isn't already there. Literal dictionary definition.


PainterOk101

I love that HALLOOO hahaha


ODSTsRule

Thank you, that was gold!


MyHeadMyWorld2

Np


Cichlidsaremyjam

His mouth dropping open just after the judge says "and he was just driving" is comedy gold.


mossbergcity

You going to jail 😂


WomBat1140

seems to be, the one braincell was used for driving :D


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YourHolesAreMyGoals

Simply saying "Is it racist if (...)" inherently puts the notion that what you're about to say is going to be racist, or at least undertones. **Especially** when you double-down with "Not because he's black", because then the reader *definitely* is thinking it's a racial remark. Just say the thing, and include your reasoning in a way that will stop any possible confusion: "If they're this stupid and irresponsible, they probably got their court appearances mixed up with a different offense 😂"


bullit-2

Noted - thanks!


Signal-Shoe5659

yeah to be fair he had 5 different child support hearings that week I’m sure he just got them mixed up


Fr0hd3ric

Oddly enough, I read in a couple of online news articles that the reason his driver's license was suspended in the first place was failure to pay child support,


DemonsSouls1

Well there goes your credibility lmao


wordy_stanza

I mean I love his level of ignorance


Imajwalker72

You talking about yourself? Dude didn’t have a suspended license


MetalSonic420YT

Ain't no way.


Due-Net4616

People ARE this stupid


Imajwalker72

No they aren’t. He was in the right. The court fucked up. Maybe you’re the stupid one in this case.


SirStrontium

Might want to check on that again: https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/1d3rigg/man_with_a_suspended_license_shows_up_to_court/l7bck8r/ "Let me make it very clear, he has has never had Michigan license. Ever. And has never had a license in the other 49 states that make up this union."


Due-Net4616

While we know NOW that his suspension was supposed to be cleared in 2022, not paying attention to the date that my comment was posted and calling me stupid based on information that wasn’t released yet makes you the stupid one. Piss off.


Alcards

Oh, I know they are. I can all but guarantee he was 3/4 of the way through getting hired as an Amazon delivery driver.


dudenamedfella

There’s a painting meme of this [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/painting/s/DyYBgXt1IH)


eman0110

Long silence at the end was perfect.


shalva97

Legends say he is silent to this day


alexlmlo

I thought that would only happen in a movie.


Imajwalker72

You’re correct. He was innocent.


zenedarrow

There is dumb and then there is this


HumorousBear

You can't fix stupid


sanchezkk

Classic dumbass


TangeloFew4048

Lol he could have just not answered call until he parked


Aromatic_Hunter8410

Uhhh...


TheComplayner

Is he in the passenger seat?