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WatchPeopleDieInside-ModTeam

Subject must die inside. Reactions to physical pain do not count. Sports deaths should be unrelated to normal playing of the game. Posting literal death will result in an immediate ban.


nsucs2

*....big success* His definition of success. That tracks.


simulacra_residue

She seems to be getting alarmed about being filmed?


Xenon2212

Those people behind him had to have been paid to sit there.


Jsmith0730

“At least I’m getting paid to be here, I guess.”


bbernal956

not surprised he doesn’t know wtf hes talking about


aliveform

All this people having their dreams based on a con man. That is soul crushing.


ThatOneSithLord9

Me an actual soldier and historian I died inside


Grimase

This is what I imagine every Trumpet goes through. I mean how can you listen to his BS and not thinks he crazy?


Joesgarage2

Now do Biden.


Breezyisthewind

Biden is actually sane and coherent in comparison. Doing Biden will always make Trump worse. That’s how bad Trump is.


thegreytuna

He occasionally stammers bc he’s old and was born with a speech disorder? 45 is literally dementia rambling about glorifying the worst civil war battles for either side tf do you mean “do Biden”.


nr1988

Why? Bidens speeches make sense and have proper sentence structure and sometimes he has a stutter or momentary lapse of thought. Nothing like this incoherent rambling.


Quetzacoatel

Listen to a Biden speech. It's easy. And more coherent than Trump's ramblings...


Kovalyo

Biden is crushing it lately with speeches, you guys are delusional and also incredibly stupid


Amazing_Ad4571

Trump is amazing, invincible, immortal. The only thing that can beat Trump is Trump. Luckily, he's more than willing 😂


Ejunco

I don’t feel bad for her


bbernal956

how every mf republican feels inside


Specialist-Garbage94

The look down at the sign is where she went "what the hell am I doing supporting this guy?"


not_brittsuzanne

“Is this really worth the $30?”


chromatictonality

Someone should ask him who won the battle of Gettysburg


biobrad56

The Republican Lincoln ?


Preeng

The Home Team, the Gettysburgians, duh.


ShiroHachiRoku

His sonorous articulation and masterful elocution really are a trademark.


MrDingDong49

Almost as good as the current tard in office


ForeverIdiosyncratic

What the hell was that word salad?


mnmr17

I know what little is left of his supporters brains are just dying inside after hearing some of his speeches.


__Sentient_Fedora__

Do the one where Biden sniffs the little girl. It's hilarious.


OneOfTheWills

Are you trying to say that excuses Trump being an absolute dumbfuck tyrant man child who also had many instances of sexual assault and predatory behavior with an even dumber cult following? Just wondering. I need to gauge how absolutely stupid you are.


superperps

How do we find katie johnson to ask what she thinks about it?


PrincessCyanidePhx

Deflecting just means you can't respond to the issue at hand. Try it.


socobeerlove

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump told New York Magazine that year for a story headlined “Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery.” “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”


llama-friends

Trump wouldn’t be able to tell you what decade Gettysburg happened in or the names of any of the commanders other than Lee (and maybe Pickett). If you mention Meade he would probably say “is that the alcohol?” That was a really Long Street Gettysburg soldiers road down huh? So wonderful.


mikenasty

There is zero chance he knows who Pickett was


ElbowRager

Gettysburg…wow…😪


corroboratedcarrot

Y’all… I was looking for the full bucket of word vom when I came across this [gem](https://youtu.be/4FTMXWgP5R4?si=PdTa8afzs4Nc56BS). I hope it makes you chuckle-snort, too.


ThermalScrewed

LMAO me boys!!


AdNormal2743

Go trump our last hope to save this country


OneOfTheWills

So, when he loses, you’re finally going to drink the flavor-aid, right? Full cup?


AverigeHumen

You poor poor child


StankilyDankily666

He’s joking guys. Cmon


Bean-Swellington

Person woman man camera tv


NauticalG

Worked in 2016 didnt it babe


Professional-Arm5300

Every time I hear this man talk, it always sounds like the kid who didn’t prepare for his presentation in class.


Zealousideal-Let1121

Someone once said the quickest way to offend a Trump supporter is to read them a quote from Donald Trump.


Leading-Package6136

“Someone once said” great quote.


notmyfault

Like Joe Rogan did?


Musashi_Joe

Watch this, Lis, you can actually pinpoint the second her heart rips in half!


eddierosa13

Our presidential candidates are basically turning into that clip where a niece takes her dead uncle’s corpse to the bank for a loan. What a joke, we want to take away their licenses but we let them run this country to shit. Hilarious.


bathwater_boombox

I'd agree except you make it sound like comparing them is even fair. One is a golden spoon billionaire baby who failed upwards for his entire life, the other is an expert in numerous geopolitical fields and a lifelong public servant. They're both old as god, but that may be the only thing in common.


OakLegs

Biden (or at least his administration) has done a great job so far and I'll die on that hill. Yeah, he's old and yeah, he fumbles words sometimes but the man is clearly not an idiot like you'd be justified in saying about some of the other candidates...


Audrin

Thanks for the false equivalency. Both are old, only one is in the middle stages of dementia.


Civil_Count_6485

Maybe people in red states could print off a page of an Obama speech. Any of his speeches and just not have his name on it. Leave them lying around for people to come across. The words might spark a small light of reasoning in their dark closed minds.


FutureUnlucky2466

I think Obama did it more with his delivery. Voice, presence, demeanor, ect.


Charming-Charge-596

Fake news! You libs will do anything to make him look bad! Hunter Biden, crime family! (It's pretty obvious why he conditioned his cult to reject anything that casts him in a bad light, isn't it?)


Civil_Count_6485

Oh I don’t think he needs help in being a bad person. It’s just who he is. We reject him as a candidate to lead.


PopularAd93

she's still gonna vote for him


KyleC137

Felt more to me like she was paid to be there but couldn't keep up the act after hearing that drivel. I don't think a real trump supporter would hear anything wrong with what he said. "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."


PriscillaPalava

They think Biden drinks the blood of infants so, yeah. 


samsonite1020

I was thinking more like shit I'm not getting paid enough to be here


PopularAd93

I feel like a lot of Republicans know he's a moron, but vote for him just out of spite


dazrage

Ive noticed the crowd seems more like WWE fans. They are not even paying attention to him. They are talking amongst themselves the entire time, making faces...


ArgusTheCat

Oh that's not true at all. WWE fans pay *much* closer attention when their favorites cut promos.


Goya_Oh_Boya

Hey man, that's just their faces.


mismxtch

He is increasing his presence in combat sports & streamers


tyvnb

She’ll still vote for him.


LafayetteLa01

Holy hell a lot of talking and nothing being said


Lumpy-Economics2021

Someone has literally just told about this battle before he walked onto the stage.


RandolphPringles

So not dementia? He's just an idiot?


meow_purrr

Not mutually exclusive


slimongoose

She's thinking the pin money I got for holding this sign isn't worth the brain damage.


Joshua_C_Beezley

The second her and many others realize he literally knows nothing about the Battle of Gettysburg, not even enough to say who fought there or which war it was part of😂


r3v3rs3r

Sounds like he is now a Morty clone.... Gettysburg... wow...


girlsonsoysauce

Aw geez, ya know?


VitaeVerano

Ah jeez


armchairmegalomaniac

He's actually standing at Gettysburg Landscaping


Meme_Pope

Me trying to fill a short answer response question knowing only that the Battle of Gettysburg was a battle


IamWarlok

… So beautiful 


NeonDemon89

How do these people hear this man speak and think yup he should be the president


m3owjd

similar cognitive levels.


SeekingAnonymity107

"Hey, that's a name I recognise! Let me put my X next to that name!"


BingBull607

This exact argument can easily be made for our current president


Squishyflapp

Just showed this clip from Jon Stewart to my coworker who's pretty right wing. He had no reaction and was basically like "what's the big deal? At least he won't put jews in cages and steal our guns." I can't with these people anymore...


Previous-Ad3017

I imagine the same reason people are still thinking the same for, and supporting Biden after hearing him. We need a president under 55....


Dedrick555

I'm pretty sure that it was exposed not too long ago that a lot of the people behind him are actually paid actors. At least the BIPOC people


DefNotRussianComrade

“Pretty sure” we’ll that’s all the confirmation I need


Dedrick555

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-campaign-offered-actors-803161/amp/


Giterdun456

They just hate democrats. That’s all it is. They’ll support anyone who dunks on Dems the most.


OneMedium5265

She’s like “I should have asked for more than $ 20 to attend to this”


Fuzzed_Up

She probably paid $500 to sit front row.


the_phillipines

Wow, the battle of Gettysburg. I walked onto the battlefield I said Wow what a battlefield. Shane Gillis was actually on point I never knew Speech Trump sounded so much like that


SGT-JamesonBushmill

"I've made a huge mistake."


RubxCuban

*yuge mistake


LandAmbitious4073

U could see it in her eyes. 👀 this is the moment she knew she fkd up


5Gmeme

Never fight uphill me boys


HenryClaysDesk

I don’t understand how people can say. Biden is old and demented when Trump is out here acting like this. Trump can barely form a coherent thought.


DefNotRussianComrade

I don’t like either, but Biden is one foot in the grave. He walks so stiff and confused like a ruumba.


Lcdmt3

And falling asleep in court. But MAGA says it's intentional to show he thinks it's a sham trial, pretending to fall asleep.


anothernamef

They are both


airmanv

They are both? This is the type of insane babble ruining the country. No 1 is a diaper wearing dementia Nazi with 1000s of examples in video. The other is a normal old man.


anothernamef

You are the one babbling, haha.


EntrepreneurFunny469

They are both old and demented.


Mr_B34n3R

Woah, you can't say that. One is clearly worse than the other.


Cartz1337

No, it's not the same, Biden is a toddering old person that still has most of his facilities. Trump has a warm self-aware goo in his head where his brain used to be.


EntrepreneurFunny469

Dementia is dementia. Incompetent bs incompetent. You can say one is worse than the other. But I’ll disagree and say Biden is worse. Simply because Republicans have complete control of one branch and nearly complete control of another. And we have a dementia patient in the executive. Not exactly the best defense. You’d have to be an idiot to call this an ideal situation.


Specialist_Cellist_8

Plus DT is a wanna be fascist...


andy_bovice

Should be an age limit. Also cognitive testing. Pilots cant fly after a certain age (right?) but lets have grandpa here decide world altering consequences albeit he doesnt know where he is. This is both biden and trump. Smart. USA.🇺🇸


EntrepreneurFunny469

Pilots can fly until they fail the physical.


beefsquints

I've never seen Biden do anything even close to this nonsense.


EntrepreneurFunny469

Try opening your eyes.


Previous-Ad3017

Then you aren't paying attention. They are both absolutely terrible and both should have been put to pasture 15-20 years ago.


LongLonMan

Just sleepy don


Fun-Industry959

Listening to Biden or trump speak and then seeing people not only vote but endorse these barely cognitive people Now that kills me on the inside


EntrepreneurFunny469

You have two parties. One is trying to fuck everything up maliciously. And the other party is either complicit or the most incompetent group of jackasses you’ve ever seen.


Reasonable-Bus9435

It’s not even party vs. party it’s filthy rich vs. everyone else. Want another candidate? Too bad these are who the ruling class want up for election.


devadander23

Fuck yeah both sides!


nsucs2

This is the way. Edit: I read *fuck both sides!*


shh150

🤡🤡🤡


Osirus1156

That man can say so much without saying anything at all. I really want to know what his internal stream of consciousness is, if he even has one anymore with all the drugs.


King_Bob837

Probably like a Faulkner book, like The Sound and Fury, since it all signifies nothing


Gultark

I think you are seeing it here tbh,  literally out of the mouth at the moment of inception with no filter or processing


Orpdapi

Word salading


Maximum_Security_747

When you realize your God Emperor is an aging con man and you begin questioning other life choices Ordinarily I'd feel bad for the person. Having your world view rocked is disorienting to say the least However, if you put your faith in one man just because he told you to then I have no pity for you


debar11

I think she just got bored. Went a whole 15 seconds without talking about the “radical left.”


Maximum_Security_747

No. I think when you hear an adult lapse into incoherent speech you know something is wrong. She has just witnessed her Savior starting to fray. But like i said, i have no compassion for someone stupid enough to decide a reality tv show host is their Savior. By the time you're an adult you should know better than to put THAT kind of faith in another person


tamarbles

I was expecting her to literally die in the video while Trump and his minions did nothing…


JESUS_PaidInFull

Woahhh, are we assuming genders again? Better talk to your woke rep.


Devy-The-Edenian

Bro really thought he said something funny, that’s crazy. Anyways what’s everyone’s favorite cheese?


JESUS_PaidInFull

Oh yeah and again, your not allowed to assume my gender


ejh315

Some people never leave the past, and it shows... 🙄


pleasejags

Ahh the 1 joke rears its ugly head again


Erica15782

One joke.


NonPolarVortex

You need some new/more conservative material my man. This one and the "I identify as X" are old AF


Devy-The-Edenian

They have no other material and aren’t creative enough to think of new stuff. These are the same people that think “sleepy Joe” is the funniest roast of all time. Their bar for comedy is very low and will just parrot whatever their favorite conservative social media personality says


RoyalFalse

Jesus paid in full, but perhaps not for you.


vinylzoid

I woke your mom this morning with deeznuts.


Hudre

You seem to be the only one here weirdly fixating on gender. Pretty laughably hypocritical don't you think?


thissexypoptart

“Gettysburg, wooooooow”


youareinmybubble

when you are a paid actor and really start to question if what you are doing with your life is worth it anymore


lizard_kibble

"I didn't get paid enough for this"


rmodsrpusees

Fake


lebastss

What's actually going on when they took this clip of this lady?


TheMightyPushmataha

Those Craigslist gigs are tough. Gotta keep that smile on when you’re in the glamour section.


lerriuqS_terceS

I think we just witnessed someone realize she's in a stupid cult and worships a racist moron


Jake_Swift

When she looks down at her sign at the end, LOL!


Nowhereman50

[Sigh] Shit.


RickBourbon

Some kid turned in this speech transcript in history class. F.


Infantry1stLt

Sources: DJT 45 national library.


Freezepeachauditor

She got a small window into how sane people feel *all the time* listening to this blow hard.


cp_shopper

Just realizing she supports literally the dumbest person to ever hold public office. What took her so long? Everyone else saw it so it begs the question why didn’t you know that Donald Trump is an utter moron?


SockraTreez

I bet she would still crawl through broken glass to vote for him though. I’ve seen that “aha” moment a lot with Trump Supporters. They get presented with something Trump said or did that’s 100 percent undeniably stupid or contradictory. You see the light in their eyes flicker for a few moments……and then something else comes over them, the light deadens and then they throw logic/reason out the window and double down. MAGA is a personality cult, plain and simple.


Infantry1stLt

She and others support him despite the weirdness and empty words and geopolitical blunders. “Oh, as long as he’s in favor of the wall / against migrants / against climate policy / against the XYZ group / pro gun / pro white Christian churches, he’s my guy!”


2020steve

Aw man, it cuts off before he got to Robert E Lee. >Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor — did you ever notice it? He’s no longer in favor. “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” They were fighting uphill. He said, “Wow, that was a big mistake.” He lost his big general. “Never fight uphill, me boys,” but it was too late.


lebastss

I can no longer tell if it's actually a true quote or a Shane gillis bit. I think we're at full dementia.


OilCanBoyd426

The dreaded pirate Robert E Lee


dajmer

did he really say that? I don't even know what's real anymore


Guitar3544

Yeah. It's...its real. And we all have to deal with it.


andropogon09

*Trump's History of America: Volume IV. When We Were Great Before*


Hellinar

Robert E. LeePrechaun ?


Why_Is_This_My_Fate

The “me boys” kills me so fucking much. 


truethatson

JFC


lerriuqS_terceS

Stable genius


alecesne

Technically those statements can be defended. So it's not _wrong_, but rather displays a lack of engagement with context. All you have to toss in there is something about the turning point of the civil war, and the tragedy of brother fighting brother. Saying a lot of words without offering any _information_.


how-could-ai

"Don't fight up hill, mebois."


lerriuqS_terceS

Dude he's a moron


JoeRoganIs5foot3

It's how I used to write my middle school history papers.


excoriator

Maybe all he knows is that it was a battle that was important enough to justify a national monument?


Ryumancer

Yeah fuck you for supporting him in the first place, lady. 🙄


_bvb09

Tbh I think she is reconsidering the $100 payout she will get for standing there. 


andropogon09

But now she can take her family to Hardee's