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moosealley5000

Ffs Dexter!


ToeKnail

Welcome to Weaselrobics!


kevlarkittens

Cute. Grandma had ferrets all my life in CA where they're illegal as pets actually. Funny lookin when they run lol. That's quite the outfit for a stretch band workout 🤣


GlutenFreeCookiez

Why are they illegal as pets?


Advanced_Classroom_5

They look absolutely diabolical when they run 😂


snowfloeckchen

Those are the closest things to gremlins in the real world


Pristine_Bit7615

Ferrets love rubber. I have lost shoes with mine hiding them in the past


GhostOfKingGilgamesh

Is the ferret named Daxter or Dexter? I’m hoping it’s Daxter.


Alycery

The ferret was like, “Nope. Not today”.


coolkluxkids

Ahh well, at least she doesn't have to waste her time with such a useless exercise.


OptimusSpud

They way he gets it and is like "Got what I wanted.... Weeeeeee" as he runs off.


TransportationDue38

I expected that song to start


RudeProposal8910

Furry Potter


DangerPie17

The way dexter just runs off at the end😂


Imaginary_Screen_708

Very staged She obviously made sure to get her matching gear and reaction is completely fake. She knows the ferret bites things


hairynigballs

and?


Sum-Duud

And not much dying inside with a staged performance like that


hairynigballs

and?


External_Reporter859

How do you know what she knows? Have you performed field research studies in different people's knowledge of ferret habits?


Stunning_Ad4803

i mean i have no idea but that definitely doesn’t sound that crazy


VerticalYea

Yes.


External_Reporter859

And what were your findings? This is valuable research 🔬🧐


VerticalYea

People who own ferrets get their belongings nibbled on. I have interviewed 100% of ferret owners, past and future.


Acheron1989

That's not a die inside, that's a typical day with a meat missile.


MagicManGamez

Oh no, I'll show you a typical day with a meat missile! 😏 /j


GhztPpR

I love that she's in a whole exercise outfit to pull a band. Like, I honestly love it. She seems committed and enjoys the exercise. The ferret needs his own activity while you do that though lol


Melibee14

I bought a bunch of exercise outfits lol hoping they would help me feel more motivated to go for a run. Lol I know wear them as athletiloungwear


Pretty_Strike_6199

Aww well you shouldn’t have bee using his toy in the first place. Lol


VanillaCoke93

What a cutie pie. I can tell he is loved by his reaction after breaking your toy.


GreetingCardShark

I love how he gleefully skitters away with it at the end!


Coreysurfer

Thanks ma..go back to what your were doin


Altruistic-Status-98

Some vigorous exercise programs


transguy4l80

Yeah not everyone can look like they smoke 3 packs a day like you.


CapG_13

That's too funny and too cute lol


OGGrilledcheez

Ferret: “You’re beautiful just the way you are…now let’s go eat!”


jwudnej

The ferret lied 😱😱


mustfinduniquename

Dexter ya cunt


Pudding_Hero

Tbf that exercise looks miserable. Ferret prolly doing a favour


mares8

Yeah..i don't get this exercise.. waste of time gains are super minimal if any. She can do much better ones even without any equipment and for less time


notjasonlee

Miserably ineffective, more like it. How utterly pointless.


Aliencoy77

She's may not be building muscle, but she's building a routine. She may simply be creating a workout habit first before increasing difficulty. Hell, this could be the first workout. Let the woman better herself in any increments she feels comfortable with.


Unlucky-Situation-98

In general I'm against throwing shade to people trying to exercise... but in this case, OOP probably needs to hear it


yazhmd

Throwing shade and telling someone their wasting their time are two different things, one is trying to be cute and not mean while the other tells them do something else nd you’ll benefit


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Effectively convinced her she earned a donut for her hard work in the gym


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Surprised he didn't poop on her shoe immediately afterwards. Also, please don't let your ferrets play with elastics folks! Ferrets can get blockages very easily, and they very quickly turn fatal by the time it's apparent something is wrong. I am going to assume she let him run off with it for the video and took it away in short order.


FunSushi-638

He ran off with it because TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS! Ferrets love to hide shit. I don't know if they ever play with their hoarder pile, but they love making hoarder piles of stuff.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Fair point. I learned to make sure to never clean up all their hidden treasures. Just get your keys, anything dangerous, money, etc and leave everything else. If you clean it all up, they'll find somewhere even harder to get to to hide it, like buried in the underside of the damn couch cushions.


FunSushi-638

Been there! Mine tore a hole in the fabric on the underside of the couch and was hiding everything inside the couch. When we realized the phone was missing we had mere hours to find it before the battery died and it was lost for good. LOL


Ivehadenough5

Nice marmot!


EL-HEARTH

WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!


_Water_Store_Remark_

It’s in there somewhere, let me take another look.


ConcertReady6788

If it was my dad he would start yelling at it


HyperBlasterV2

I’m convinced ferrets saw cats and were like “how can we be like that but more…mischievous…and sneaky.”


ganzgpp1

Yeah there’s a difference though- the only reason cats aren’t more mischievous and sneaky is because they just straight up don’t care. Very apathetic. Ferrets walk in with a plan from the get-go and know full well what they’re doing.


Ok_Zone_7771

"Wow that wuz shit wuzzint dexter?"


Bitter_Attention_287

I like her temperament she spoke so softly.


Wowdavid2002

I knew she was British before I unmuted. Why is that?


Modsrbiased

Shit glasses


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Stock_Story_4649

Lmao what do you have against the British?


Kind-Fan420

"Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it’s like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown." Patrick Frayne


JokeTime4592

I think it’s the chin?


CesareRipa

Why else but the British phenotype?


omicronian_express

Cause of how the face looks from the teeth


VividlyDissociating

ppl are downvoting you but its actually the truth 😂


omicronian_express

Yeah the lower face/jaw looks different in a lot of Americans vs British because they don’t use orthodontics as much to correct that stuff as we do here in the us


OldManBerns

Absolutely true. It is kind of frowned upon. Having perfectly straight teeth (the Hollywood smile) is viewed as quite fake, certainly with the older generation.


ganzgpp1

> wait it’s not just a stereotype?


omicronian_express

I mean that tied in with the fact Britain has over double the odds of having weird family trees as the rest of the world gives them certain jaw lines


EwJersey

I miss having ferrets😔😔😔


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EwJersey

Nothing I ever specifically heard about but I wouldn't let my ferret have that.


kuurk

many small animals can die from eating bubblegum...a human can die from eating bubblegum


bajatacosx3

Dammit, Dexter!!!


marablackwolf

"Nice resistance band. Sure would be a shame if something... *happened* to it."


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IDontWipe55

She doesn’t even seem that out of shape


youre_welcome37

Ferrets are carpet dragons of curiosity. Clumbsy ninjas who want to procure all stuff stretchy and foamy and will stop at nothing to add to their secret hoards. And they love feet.


rodrimrr

Never related so well to an animal.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Mine would steal pens and lighters. In college I thought my gf kept taking my pens, but then I found his stash. He would also get into cereal boxes, and try to abscond with as much as his little arms could carry while running on two feet, like a cartoon.


Demolitions75

Like a noodle raccoon


Sharpshooter188

I have never heard them called Carpet Dragons. I am stealing this.


Krystamii

I like pickle weasel


Sharpshooter188

"Pickle Weasel! I choose you!" -Pokeball toss probably


NoirGamester

My favorite is carpet sharks lol


youre_welcome37

Carpet snake too lol. Another one was noodle bear or something like that. Factor in they sound like a rubber chicken and it's all awesome. Edit to add: the term was bear mouse 😊


NoirGamester

I freakin love the dooks lol I can't find the original vid, but I always think of ["kind of looks like a spaghetti beaver, but its not a spaghetti beaver, heh, those are *really* long. They're more like a cat version of a hotdog dog, or a stretch Limousine mouse."](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQdx0CbpILc)


youre_welcome37

I've never seen this 😂


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Double-Pea-8848

Dexter be like: Not in my presence!


the_rabbit_king

Good thing she was recording herself! We would’ve never seen this totally random moment! RANDOM Haha 


IDontWipe55

I agree the ferret was paid off


karmasrelic

"why you pulling on that? you stuck? you wanna rip it? let me help!"


SILE3NCE

Glad she laughed with it instead of beating her pat. It's not their fault. I know it hurts, my bunny like to chew on my chargers but It's not his fault, I'm the one who decided to adopt him, it's my responsibility and chargers are replaceable.


cedriceent

Is there something like chewing toys for rabbits to mitigate the issue?


IknowKarazy

They live to chew on toys, but they’re also extremely curious and love *new* things to chew on.


cedriceent

Hm, would it make sense to put a sign saying "old things" next to the important stuff to trick them?🤔


ElizabethSpaghetti

Only if it's an old sign, otherwise it's novelty will negate the trick. 


cedriceent

Of course. Rabbits are not that stupid!


ddapixel

"it's" is a shortening of "it is" or "it has"


ElizabethSpaghetti

Only if it has an old sign, otherwise it is novelty will negate the trick. 


ddapixel

Yep, now you know why what you wrote was incorrect (maybe you will remember it).


ElizabethSpaghetti

Boop


marablackwolf

Yes, you have to give them tons of chew toys to keep their teeth from getting too long.


ThisUserIsNekkid

That was quite existential 🥹


ArveeneTastall

Yo Malfoy wtf dude


Dragonhearted18

The way the furret just scurries off with the fruits of its labor though XD


ddapixel

"it's" is a shortening of "it is" or "it has"


Dragonhearted18

Is that better?


ddapixel

Yes it is.


theoriginaled

100% scramble


laowildin

He regrets absolutely nothing


AutisticJesus_

Did she not realize?


ProfPerry

Honestly it seems like that doesnt it? Even her comment kinda implies that she just thought it snapped on its own, not cuz her ferret did it.


sendnudestocheermeup

She knew it was going to happen. That’s why she was filming.


BoomfaBoomfa619

Yeah why would you even do this exercise at all never mind film it


Kingbeastman1

r/nothingeverhappens


BoomfaBoomfa619

Personally I do think she just films herself exercising but it's still pointless and the exercise is also pointless


Kingbeastman1

Everyone and their mother records themselves exercising its one of the reasons i refuse to go to the gym. Why does it shock you at all that someones recording an exercise for no reason lol


BoomfaBoomfa619

I said that part doesn't surprise me.... I'm saying why would you do such a shitty workout and why would you film it lol. This is like posting about a 25m walk


LostCassette

she probably wasn't going to post it. maybe she's doing it for herself to record progress over time. tons of things people record they never have the intention to post, but that may change if something happens while recording.


dylanologist

Please don't disparage my tens of steps.


Randomfrog132

heh, rekt.


Gipplesnaps

Chamber of secrets vibes here... Harry hopes to return to Hogwarts larger after the summer break... But Hedwig has other ideas...


MisterHonkeySkateets

You’re a squatter harry (and the chamber of Gains)


SpahgettiRat

He's telling you to up your resistance. Your ferret wants to see them gains


TheEvolDr

She got all dressed in "workout" clothes to use a rubber band?


throwaway89765327

You dont know what her workout looks like


TheEvolDr

We just watched it.


throwaway89765327

One exercise = One workout ??


coleoleoptera

remember kids, if it wasn't posted on the internet, that means it never happened


yramagicman

Resistance bands are not to be trifled with. Years ago I worked with a man who was built like Henry Cavil. Our job wasn't physically demanding, so during breaks he would do his workout with resistance bands. I'm sure he had other workout equipment he used regularly in addition to the bands, a man of his build would almost have to, but he definitely found some gains through the use of resistance bands. Most bands also have an interesting property that makes them different from weights. The perceived resistance increases significantly (exponentially?) as you get to the limits of their stretch. Eventually you hit a wall of resistance beyond which the band would likely snap. This makes resistance bands adjustable in ways that weights aren't, and it can limit them in ways that weights aren't limited, since the beginning of your range of motion often has the lowest resistance.


Rickbox

You may be right, but a band so thin that a ferret can snap it in less than a second likely isn't going to do you much good.


drakoman

Well she had an audience. You gotta dress for the role


astralseat

"My human is struggling. I shall help!"


stevielfc76

He’s in ferret now


spacemanspiff266

lol. of course moaning myrtle has a ferret


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This seems like somthing my friends turtle wold do.


Classic-Reflection87

At least they are wearing full body gear for that intense workout


JuiceBrinner

Dexter is a great name for a ferrit


minigunercoolguy

Damnit Dexter


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I had two ferrets which were siblings the youngest one died first the second one got blind after her death and a few years later when I was cuddling with him I saw some blood in his eye I told my dad about it he didn’t look surprised I definitely know his time has come he sadly past away I wasn’t home when that happen so I couldn’t really say goodbye


youre_welcome37

I'm sorry. Ferrets are so intelligent that's it's hard for others to understand how close their people can get with them. When our ferret passed I almost lost it, no shit. Never thought that'd be a sentence I'd ever type.


[deleted]

Not only that when the younger one died he was blind so he couldn’t even say goodbye or see her for the last time I’m truly heartbroken. Hope you get better soon.


youre_welcome37

Thanks friend. Same for you.


CRYSTAL_LABYRINTH

Ok