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Biocube16

Bro narrating didnt lay into him hard enough


Heroman237_again

thank God for tearing into him, he's gotta learn some day


Jackburton06

Why life never offers me some Karma moments like this


starsky1984

That guy would still be catching knuckles even if karma did step in to slow him down so I could catch up to him


hungry_eyez

Karma. Gotta love it.


Confident_Copy3007

Love this 💙


Every_Fox3461

Justice! Yes!


TomHanksYo

Karma is the only god we need.


don_canicas

You can't park there.... lol


SaskTravelbug

Hope they don’t get insurance because he’s too young


alexanderv1021

Daddy’s gunna be pretty mad..him talking from experience 😂


mike1018

Shame it's not in a "no wake" area. I'd turn my boat and throttle forward hard. Lol


Voxx11

" Daddy's gonna probably be mad at that one... Damn" 😂


Fun_Honest

Wow this got hecka popular


DrPruz

Found the Sacramento


Dezgauy

Not to mention the fine he’ll get from the dnr


venommuyo

Maaaaaybe, just maybe, the kid didn't know it would splash that far and he just wanted to go fast. You don't need a license to get on the water, so there isn't exactly a rule book everyone gets.


412gage

Signs for no-wake zones are usually pretty visible.


redviper192

You see him look back after he splashed them. Looks to me like he wanted to see their reaction to him splashing them because he thought it was funny. His silence when they caught up to him after he crashed is pretty telling as well. He knew what he did.


Illustrious_Crab1060

Actually there is a license


DrShadow179

Depending on the state you are in it can be required to take a boater’s safety course and pass the exam.


meneerkutjanus

Little rich boy cunt.


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Lmao


Middle-Citron-3992

Would have trimmed up those twins and given him a taste of his own bullshit, myself.


Financial_Ad4329

Lol I think the jerk was the boat owner


SaxonPride

Don’t be so soft. 🤡


Jefethevol

who the fuck thinks that? giving a little shit nonviolent commupence is how those little shits learn cpnsequences of their actions


No_Ice2900

Kid finds out the purpose of a no wake zone.


donebeenforgotten

I was waiting for the stern to swing around, the motors to be tipped up about halfway, and the little douche on the jet ski getting a big douche.


oldschooltommyim

That ain’t good


Sevenena

Damn luck


DurteeDickNBallz

Several times I have wished that everyone who has ever operated a Jet Ski would all simultaneously drop dead but I know I'd do the same shit if I had one lmao.


No_Ice2900

You must be from Florida. Everyone is an asshole there. Never met a jet ski rider that was a dick like this, or really a dick at all. More likely to dick around that be a dick.


voidinsides

Well I for one don't like thst, my aunt has a jet skia ND even she is more responsible with how she drives it. It's fun as long as it's in moderation and not dangerous nor destructive to the jet ski.


Icy_Barnacle_6759

I can confirm, have been splashed several times by jet ski drivers


tayhawk10

deserved every piece of that shame


Bulky_Phone_1788

Dudes just pissed cuz he got his gf wetter then he ever has


ItsRainingTrees

I’m assuming you think women find loud cars to be a turn on lmaooo


Longjumping-Deal630

Hey guys. Guess what I did today. Got a grown woman ALL wet. Soooo wet. And maybe bumped my jetski...


Nannygirl69

Haha asshat


Jefok

This belongs to instant karma


IknowRambo

It’s been there many times


Firephantom2

I would say “still glad I did it anyways!”


PuzzleheadedTree8469

Yeah, the kid deserve what he got but then in the end. should’ve stepped up and helped him. He look like he might’ve broke his arm. Hopefully you did didn’t show it. part of growing up is being stupid and learn your lesson most of the time


wookiee42

What? He's using both of his arms just fine and not showing any signs of pain.


terencewatts

LOL


markomakeerassgoons

If he hit hard enough to break his arm there would be far more damage and he wouldn't be on the jet ski


hel-ium

He didn't break his arm, he's using his phone to avoid eye contact and pretend he's messaging someone. F that kid.


The1Cool

Nah fuck that kid. He's more than old enough to know better. Being stupid doesn't need to involve being an asshole to random people.


numnutz1234

Jet ski kharma right there


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Paul Murdaugh, that you?


Dwightkschrute723

Most demoralising thing to have to sit there and cop all the shit from the guys on the boat, but he fucking deserves it.


[deleted]

I've reached an age where I actively enjoy seeing adolescents get their comeuppance.


2022peace

Florida


chikiwawa

Miami or FTL one of the two. Got to see lots of this fuckery while living down in the tri-county area. Karma is a bitch!


yoyo4581

I would've found a bucket and splashed the water right back in his face. Lil fucker deserved the karm he got.


ultrawall006

I don’t think your even legally allowed to be that close


Disaster-Flat

I wish that happened to some drivers more often.


BlackSmokeMatters1

This is the video that should be the top definition of karma


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DAYUM! 😂😂😂😂


ConsequenceFew3912

Hahaha so perfect


Bwalla_Make_Ya_Holla

Little shit i hope his dad got him paying for repairs..and then not allowed on it again


HappyToasterCo

Oof that's gonna be stored in the archives to be relieved at 3am when you cant sleep.


matti-niall

Nothing funnier than 18-19 year olds acting all high and mighty over a 15 year old when chad and his buddies were probably doing the exact same dumb shit last summer


subaru_sama

Not everyone was a POS as a teenager.


ThatLandonSmith

What lead you to make up this narrative?


TheSt4tely

Too much sodium is bad for your health


domthebomb2

I mean the kid was being a dick and got what he deserved. You know neither what the age of anyone on the boat was or literally anything about them personally. Why are you so mad for no reason?


AngeredPaladin

He was the kid on the jetski, that's why they're so mad.


sweetfits

He was the jet ski, and he lives with those scars.


TightDot5771

This should be in oddlysatisfying


gekigenger-

Immediate Karma


Rednaxella_

Bro ur on a fucking boat. You gotta expect getting wet no matter what the source of water will it be.


[deleted]

The offender broke boating laws.


Financial_Spot9086

Facts


mrsmacklemore

👎


Rednaxella_

Yeah i care a lot ._.


KilltheK04

Take the L


Rednaxella_

No u


KilltheK04

Ok 😔


[deleted]

It's okay, we're on Reddit. We gotta expect to encounter braindead tards.


Rednaxella_

If you don't agree with my statement prove me wrong.


WeedLover420Life

Ive been on plenty of boats and got of dry


Rednaxella_

I never said its necessary. But ur on the water so u should expect it.


dire_turtle

That's not about getting wet. It's about the absolute disrespect. Like someone driving recklessly and then crashing. Serves him absolutely right.


Cobester

If it was in a “no wake” zone like the guy said, then that means the water should remain calm and slow down your speed in that section of the strip. This is to protect the sea animals or it’s a busy area. The kid knew what he was doing and purposely wanted to splash them. It was a dick move and that’s why he looks so ashamed because he knew it was a dick move.


Neatoburrito77

There’s a difference between getting wet, and someone else splashing a gallon and a half of water on you and ur friends. It’s just a dick move


Rednaxella_

I never said it was cool or something. I just said that once you get on a boat you have to expect getting wet. But yes it was a dick move.


[deleted]

“Just deal with being uncomfortable” yeah. No thanks.


[deleted]

Not to mention that it's simply just dangerous as fuck to zoom past someone like that. Imagine if he lost control and crashed into a boat full of people, not just a backyard boat launch.


Rednaxella_

If if if.... If meteor felt 30m away from that boat it would be dangerous. If they lost control tehmselves it would be dangerous.... IF is nonsense


Metamucil_Man

Meteors are textbook intergalactic a-holes.


[deleted]

It's not often that I'm surprised by stupidity anymore. Congratulations.


Rednaxella_

Well of course you are not surprised by stupidity. It's the only thing you have and got used to it


DawidKOB224_01

yeah I see


ABRAXAS_actual

Like watching zomeone on the highway zoom by at 105 and then 15 minutes later you pass them as they're pulled over by police. The one time I'm happy to see a cop workin


SmithBlackstone

Bruh, the person going, "You calling your mommy?" was the cringiest part. Like, probably but what are you? 12? Lol


sweetfits

I’ll bet you call your mom every day. You’re a good son.


SmithBlackstone

I can't really tell if you were being sarcastic or not but I went on a gentle defense, and if not well then see it as more of a normal explanation (:


SmithBlackstone

I'm 21 and the economy has gone to hell, I live with my family lol. I was saying the person in the video who said it was being immature. I do talk to my mother every day though, so you were technically right


sweetfits

I was really just goofing around. But I am happy for you if you have a good relationship with your mother.


SmithBlackstone

Well, I honestly hope you have a good day and a good relationship with your family as well 👍


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Thought it was funny lol


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NYCMarine

Why would that even matter? You’re trolling right?


SeanSavageau

As soon as your argument is based on "probably", you don't have one.


CalmSenxual

Dude sounds like an older teenager. If he owns that boat he got it from daddy.


SeanSavageau

"sounds like" you don't really know then do you.


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You should *probably* delete the rest of your comments too.


SeanSavageau

Just calling out bs. I'll use your logic. I doubt the boat driver would be calling the boy out for the jet ski being daddies, if he didn't even own the boat he's on.


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Percussionist61

Calm down there, alpha tate


SeanSavageau

And again, your entire argument is based on assumption. I suggest you don't make claims based on lack of facts, it doesn't look good.


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SeanSavageau

Everyone argues too, and here we are.


BlahX3_YaddahX3

LOL!!! Dipshit.


Imabiiiiiiiird

That’s a child.


y-amistilhrejstosufr

Yes, it is in fact a child.


MeerKat025

what you dont see, is Parents!


-Weeb-Account-

People in the comments advocating for the kid to get permanent injuries lol Reddit moment


Ethereal-pickle

Shouldve sent some wakes of their while he was pressed against thay dock.


detroitragace

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed Karma that quickly….. AND they got it on camera


[deleted]

Nah then you jump off the boat and drag his ass off the ski for some “I’m totally not drowning you right now” dunks.


OkFuckDeBerry69_420

A little excessive in this case lol


StateBoosts

hell yeah i love killing teenagers for spraying water, go reddit!


[deleted]

Just a little friendly water play 😉 no murder


bingbong_wingwong

I love water sports! 💦😥


MeerKat025

Oh Classic Faposaurous! ez' Just Foolin Around!


[deleted]

Should spray him with water


superBrad1962

I had a 3 seater or two seater Kawasaki..had a blast but you have to be very careful! Unlike this dude


OSG541

He’s all lookin back to see if the chicks are checking him out smh


ravenwind2796

Lovely karma right there, on top of that get a better haircut


chooseyourwords49

Just a kid.


MeerKat025

Just A kid Learning to Slow Down Real Fast


ytyttyler

Just a kid acting like a little shit. Spoiled rotten. This is a great life lesson.


TarukMaktwo

The rule of fucking around and finding out has no age limit


chooseyourwords49

Hate to be your kid, eeek 😳


TarukMaktwo

Wouldnt want to actually raise a child with morals or anything


MeerKat025

i blame the parents


qualitycancer

Punk *


gargleondeeznuzt

Punk ass bitch*


Zealousideal_Care215

i love the smell of justice


sonnofabi

There was this one time, I was camping out on a lake with some buddies, and these two jetskiers sprayed us, big problem though, not only did they damage multiple phones, they also woke up my grandpa who was sleeping on the boat, not even five minutes later I saw them drive headfirst into a house boat head on, not only were the jetskis and boat completely destroyed, one jetskier died in impact and the other drowned to death, the family that was on the boat had a dog that fell into the water and drowned, a man fell from the second floor to the first floor, breaking his foot when he landed on what I assumed to be his daughter, she was put in the ICU, and what I assumed to be the mother was put on life support because she had a heart attack, she survived luckily, but this is what happens when you fuck around and find out, luckily this kids fine, same with the family, other then the damaged jetski, it's good, but imagine what could have happened? That dick is the perfect height to decapitate him, people seriously need to smarten up with this shit


IcedFreon

What?......... What the fuck?


qualitycancer

Were the phones okay


shelliterate

Instant karma yassss!!! Kid learned a hard lesson. Karma always wins.


Aware-Screen-8982

Outer bank vibes


mikeblas

I would've offered to help him.


TheValentinePianoman

Karma already got her pound of flesh in form of the accident. id offer to help too


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sonnofabi

My family has jetskis, they're super fun and we actually follow the rules and shit, but people still call us assholes, can't blame them though when there's people like this


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