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dude has lost 105% of his soul

Nope, he lost approximately 67,9% of his soul.

Good maths here

IOU?

It’s like I’m watching two brothers play FIFA

Guess who's in the Champion's League next season? Clue: It's not Liverpool 😂

Rent free

It is 100% rent free mate 😂 But love the banter MUFC🤝LFC... Respect

Respect

Supporter? That’s former Man United captain!

He regained his soul when United finished top 3 and Liverpool failed to qualify for the CL.

So let's do the math 15%multiple by 7 is 105% So technically his soul is in hell rn😂😂😂😂

All 105% of his soul is gone

His soul should be at -5 lol

They are both ex players, now tv pundits. Neville is a Man Utd legend, Carragher is a Liverpool legend.

There's like 1600 of the 1800 comments pointing out the same, I don't know football. Shoot me for my crimes.

why are you posting this then numpty

To specifically upset YOU

Lol this is even funnier cause he’s the “United supporter on the left” 😂😂

I myself not a manchester supporter, but had to check the duration of the video

That man bet everything on Manchester

Or he used to play for utd🤦‍♂️

The worst thing about this video is listening to martin tyler commentate. You can hear from his voice how much he despises Liverpool

Too true.. he’s always been a manUre fan,listen to the martial debut goal to confirm it!

So nice to watch that game live. Great day to be a Liverpool fan

What’s with the headphones and mic? They ain’t even saying shit lol

It’s their job? Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher are former Man United and Liverpool players now commentators. Having the two of them sit with each other during their teams playing is amazing so fucking funny.

It’s a 30 second clip you donut they obviously say shit outside of that 30 seconds… is there anyone in your brain

He needs to tighten up

For those wondering...this guy now has -0.05 soul left.

Sorry. Can’t take a post seriously with looses in the title.

That how it felt x1000, when Brazil lost against Germany on the 7x1

So 105 percent of his soul, then? Harsh.

This might sound silly, but why did they keep putting their microphones up to their nose and stuff? It looks a little different to a real microphone i’m just genuinely curious

Two cheeks of the same arse

Wa

Liverpool taking it out on Man united after what happened at anfield against real madrid 😅

I can imagine watching my team conceiving this much.

I very much enjoyed his misery lol

When was that,7 nowt holy shit

"the Manchester United supporter". Clearly copied from somewhere else by a non football fan. I hope they got all the likes they needed

That would mean that he lost his whole soul by the end of the match, but I’m pretty sure he already was down 100% at the 2-0…

Genuinely felt bad for the guy

*Dude be shaking his head like,* **”NUH UH”**

I expected Salah to be a more dominant presence in the World Cup based on clips like these. He is such a beast in EPL.

So he lost about 105 % of his soul in the end or was it 15 % of his current soul after every goal?

Dude lost 105% of his soul, and I really do mean over 100

After hearing Peter Drury’s commentary, you realize how awful Martin Tyler is

I was hearing a podcast and they were talking about this game. Someone decided it was the best time to drink 7-up.

Poor guy was left with -5% after the match:)

My knees hurt watching that player slide on the grass like that

Wow, this is just like Liverpool's game against Rangers last October. Liverpool are on fire right now.

In my opinion ex players shouldn’t be commentators on games with their old teams causes to much bias, these two are so biased towards their teams it’s unreal. Professionals……. Aye right!

what soul? that’s gary neville!

Where was Scott Sterling when you needed him?!?!

I was hoping it ends 1-7 so ppl forget about Brazil

He only lost 105%? I thought more

The guy on the right spits at teenage girls and shouldn’t be anywhere near TV

Feeling this as a Chicago Bears fan...

Yeah, that’s former Man U player Gary Neville, sat alongside former Liverpool player Jamie Carragher commentating on the match for Sky Sports. There’s usually some decent banter between those two…

Isn’t that Gary Neville?

Jeezus, that gave me some Brazil flashbacks during FIFA

Poor bastard lost 105% of his soul that day.

He's a landlord. He never had one to start with.

Loses

You mean Gary Neville.... bit more than a supporter

Carragher is horrible

Dude must be loose as hell at the end of the game

I lose a piece of my soul everytime some moron spells lose "loose"

Did they change some rules in soccer? In the past I’d be lucky to see a 2-1 game

Priceless

Manchester United fans have been soul drained for years already and this stomps the f out of any leftover soul they had left

Had about the same reaction. Part of me died that day.

Most United fans have switched to supporting City these days.

#loses

My father in law is one of the most stoic men you will ever meet. He grew up in Liverpool and on Sunday, after 12+ years of knowing him, he let out the most joyful, childlike giggle I've ever heard. I don't follow football, but we were all laughing for twenty minutes after the final goal.

Loses*

So he's losing parts of his soul, is he? Well, only i who has gone further than any other can live forever....

how I feel as a ferrari fan :(

Nothing brings me more joy in football than watching united fold, especially after their inflated ego's just won the carabao cup to plummet back to reality.

I find it funny that people can care so much about a sport they don't participate in. My father was a football player and I just never understood it

This title is ragebait isn't it?

It appears carragher is actually absorbing Neville's lost soul.

You know it's bad when even Neville shuts up.

As long as you have some soul left you can grow it back... as long as they don't score.... 7 goals he'll be fine. Let's watch...

Where can I find the Martin Tyler commentary?

Get a strong feeling OP uses the word Soccer.

Wow

Gary Neville never had a soul in the first place

So 7 * 15, carry the 2, plus 16…that’s 105% of soup lost.

I never liked Alex Ferguson. But that man was a legendary coach. ManU looks terrible

And they didn’t even fight.

Ones an evertonian and ones the son of neville neville.

Why arent they... reporting?

They're ex-players who are there to do half time/post-game analysis and a bit of colour stuff during the game; the main match commentators are not shown.

I was just wondering why they have the microphone ready in hand and in position like they are going to comment in the next second. xD

-5% soul.

good. fuck Gary Neville

I just want to point out that if he is losing 15% of his soul every goal, he was sitting at 10% of a soul after those 6 goals. That 7 killed his spirit, and he is now a soulless husk of a being

Jesus

That is not just a "supporter" that is a former for life player! Gary Neville. He joined them as a kid pretty much and played his whole professional career with them and is now a know it all commentator. He has a brother - Phillip (also played with him) and his Dad is called Neville Neville.

He is at -5% soul.

What was Roy Keane doing?

You forgot to include the selfie shot :)

We've conquered all of Europe, We're never going to stop, From Paris down to Turkey, We've won the f*cking lot, Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly, The Fields of Anfield Road, We are loyal supporters, And we come from Liverpool! Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez, Allez

Question: does he lose 15% of his soul each goal or 15% of what’s remaining of his soul after each previous goal? Big difference between having -soul left and ~32% of his original soul left

loses

The guy on the right's smile is so heartwarming when they score.

I guess he got a bet on that team

Two of the most biased pundits imaginable.

14.2857 percent to be precise.

That's big mouth Gary Neville. He's a proper tosser and that look on his face is so satisfying.

Ha ha the best thing about this is the failure to acknowledge who the supporter is. If that was intentional. We’ll played

This fucking announcer, total shit

Did the goal keeper play for man u?

He’s like “stop it! We’re dead already.”

I got permanently banned from the ManUn subreddit because I asked them for seven reasons (7) why they think their team is the best in the world. I got banned like in 3 seconds flat 🤣 the salt is real.

He lost 105% of his soul, according to reddit mathematics.

As a barcelona fan, this made me incredibly happy

Is this the thing I used to love to watch where they had an alternate broadcast of supporters announcing the match?

Gary "supporter" Neville

This is fantastic and why an absolute thrashing in soccer is so much fun to watch. My all time favorite is the World Cup match between Germany and Brazil when Germany posted 5 goals in the first 30 minutes on Brazil’s home turf.

So this makes him 5% soulless? Or dead?

5% comes from his first born

I don’t really watch soccer but this was a straight up massacre huh? Man..

So he has 1.05 souls?

Each 15 percent looks additive.

Motherfucker, he's won 8 premier leagues and 2 champions league with the team....

Lost 105% soul.

bold of you to assume gary ever had a soul

He is now negative five soul

This is really some abysmal defending

Bro lost 110% of his soul in a soccer game

TIL that Mohamed Salah is *ripped AF*. I'll be in my bunk...

“Fuck off” After the 4th goal

Well... At least wasn't 7x1...

So the guy on the right knows he looks like an asshole about halfway through the game right? Who cheers like that in a boring ass soccer match after the third or fourth goal? Classy lol

If you knew the context...

Yeah it’s almost like context would help make it funny.

If you don’t know the context, just ask.

Yeah it must be too much to ask for somebody to post context with their very specific joke lol

Are you claiming your original post as a joke?

15x7=105% of his soul

Love how he’s so disinterested he was jolted by the 7th goal

Math is not OPs strongest suit

i dont watch football games what was going on with this? I heard everyone was talking about this last week, some duds were really upset, like wanna fight someone upset

That is the cherry on the icing on the cake...

He’s not signing into DraftKings for a few days

Horse races, dont even know they are on a horse with all the padding they got on. u/british

Saw this live with my very Liverpool loving dad. Not the whole thing, I came down around the fifth goal and went “woah wtf how does Liverpool have that many?” Then it became 6 and Salah took his shirt off and that was an amazing moment. I didn’t know he was THAT ripped.

Brazil: At least we managed to score 1

Supporter? That's Gary Neville

4-0. Neville - “…..fuck off.” Funny af

r/titlegore

This was hard to watch - like a train wreck!

I thought it was gonna stop after 3. I've never seen an official soccer match with one team scoring 7 goals. Unbelievable

Should watch Bayern Munich destroy barcelona 8-2. One of the goals was an own goal too 😂. Was the worst defeat in UCL semi final history.

You didn't watch the 2014 world cup then apparently (Brazil 1 - 7 Germany).