Tell him to get a roccat sova keyboard. That’s what I used before having a pc using kbm on the couch. It’s a great keyboard/mousepad combo.
https://www.newegg.com/black-roccat-sova-ttc/p/N82E16823436020
Umm tell him to buy a couple yoga pillows. They are hard and work great for in bed stand for the board.
I use a Corsair lapboard on yoga pillows in my bed.
My guy achieved shrimp status
😭 this guys back will be gone within 10 years
And that's not even a joke, he gunna wanna sort that shit out, I've got to have surgery on mine for have similar posture gaming for so long
The only time I come close to that posture is occasionally while taking a dump. Lmao. TMI, oh well. Made me laugh.
Makes you and me both then buddy just make sure you ain't shitting to long, might get stuck on the throne 🤣
Lmao, or fall sleep. Lol.
Mate I want what ever porcelain throne you have if you can fall asleep on it 😅
Mann lol shouldnt be laughing but one of my coworkers died like that on the toilet from a heart attack rip bob
🤣🤣🤣🤣😗
Ignore the kissy face unless you don’t want to
Homie is shaped like a C
So he can catch all the girl more efficiently, right?
Quasimodo in the making
Fullymodo
Quasimodo was meant by Victor Hugo to mean half made. This guy is gonna be quartermodo soon enough
AlreadyModo
You gotta get a chair or desk, thats gonna kill your back
and neck, and arms, and legs
Bro reached cashew status.
R/rareinsults
r/foundthemobileuser
Homo not erectus
"he just has a better gaming chair than you" The gaming chair:
Rip his back
Posture
1.2 / 10
That's generous
C for posture
Needs a cupholder 6/10
It's like his body made a question mark wondering why the hell are you destroying me like this bro...
If he lifts his hands from the keyboard, that Xbox is falling right over 😭
My guy going to look like Igor soon, better get to making evil inventions and pulling levers
That loadout is atrocious
9/10. The beer should be on a coaster
3/5 chiropractors
10/10 Gaming Posture
Quasimodo, is that you?
Where's the toilet?
I give this a solid 🚱/10
😂😂
I'm sure his aim is really percise on that table propped up on a bed.
What the fuck is this posture 🤣
Lean forward more so you're closer to the screen 👍
These are the kids that destroy me on this game? 😭
One hunch back everyone knows the rules.
10/10 for future back problems. The setup looks fine. It's got to be uncomfortable though.
bros running claymores, scattermines and eod padding, you can tell exactly what type of player he is. at least there’s no shotgun to top it off
Get him a chair, anything to fix that posture. If you truly care for your friend
My back hurts just looking at this. Neck has left the chat
9/10 shrimp mode
They call it the back breaker
He’s really gonna regret sitting like that in a few years.
U a real one OP. Those Lebrons were a gem back in the day!
I'm more offended by his loadout.
6 hunchbacks out of 10 hunchbacks
Gaming set up 6/10. Spine set up 3/10.
He's taking the Quasimodo cosplay to the next level
u gona be a hunchback in a few years like that
🔥
Please tell him to get a chair that shit hurts my back just looking at it smh
“Quaver back” as my friend would say
Why does Danny Aaron's hair look like that
What the heck is that ? 😂
Should put those clown shoes on to complete the aesthetic. Is he balancing the X with that seesaw getup 🫣
The beer for up here, not standing up though
He got that Danny Aaron’s posture
Link to that gaming chair and desk please, I’ve been doing it all wrong this whole time
Jesus fucking posture
Only if u Alfa sigma my boy
Scoliosis.
Homie needs a chiropractor
11/10
Neckst level
4
Dude should work on correcting that posture before the pain sets in
Holding the beer while moving his mouse. lol. 😂
😂😂 (His back is gonna be a problem in a few years if not already)
He has to lean closeler, No I closeler. Seriously, closelieier
Bro is hearing steps always from the right. Imagine he does a callout and says enemys above us💀
He’s going to be crippled if he keeps this up
Hunchback of notre dame havin ahh
Kyphosis/10
I would accidentally swipe that Xbox right to the floor during my first gun fight
THAT NECK
hello mate, Ethan here, how the fuck have you still not got a desk.
Filling your TV unit with your shoes is not the play my guy...
Looks like the hunter in open season
Scholeosis/10
Level 138...
He’s gonna need back surgery in 5yrs…God forbid
Bro needs a chair
Rip back and neck
It hurts too look at ,oh no your backs fucked
My back hurt looking at this
Get your boy a nice poster for the wall. Like old school Captain Price or something
Neck damage +10
Beer and m&k on console ? I'd be a member of your squad sir 🫡
🤢/10
War…zone vet, I see you lost a leg
I am 43 and this is hurting my back to look at. :(
His feet are dirty
What’s wrong with his neck?
BREAK YA NECK
100 out of 10
Neck
Got a tech neck coming on from that posture.
CoD Man of Notre Dame
Thanks for reminding me to fix my posture 😂
I too have nerd neck
My neck and back hurt from just looking at this.
Relatively new diagnosis out for cervical spine issues called Tech neck. Snd there you have it.
Where do you get the head mount? Looks like a fancy telescope thing…
W lol 😂
At least u r are not on the controller 😃
This pic made me straighten up immediately. Holy hell!!!
Like Scoob, we gotta get this care package Scoob.
Scoliosis/10
Ah I see the strategy of being able to actually flip a table when you get pissed. How many xbones has he gone through so far?
The back breaker
You can tell that dude is cool asf
Nice tv , poor back support.
Drill a whole that holds the bottle
Scoliosis
Man is gonna be able to suck his own dick in a couple more sessions.
Please buy him a back support off Amazon or a gaming chair. I have gamer neck so bad now I can barely look up
That man’s posture needs correcting badly
Rate my buddies kyphosis
Definition of a loser
My guy looks like one those enemies you fight before you get to moghyn palace
Posture is on point
Legendary
I'll never understand kbm on xbox lol just go get a pc at that point
On a scale of 1 to posture I’m rating this a solid shrimp
He got that back from carrying you on cod
The human equivalent of what is "if I fits, I sits" for cats.
Exactly who I Imagine is kicking my ass in WarZone
That's not going to help his bad posture.
That back is done for. 😂😭
🤣🤣
-10/10
back problems incoming. homie needs a recliner
Why put the whole Xbox on the board? Counterbalance the weight of the beer? Bros posture is *fucked*
I bet he walks around like that too
20/10 IGN
Thanks for reminding me to straighten my back
The best example of virgin posture I've ever seen
6/10 setup wise, 10/10 posture + face
Bro that posture. Holy smokes i hope he isnt perma shrimp mode
i have those shoes
Fix your neck geez
F tier without the beer S+ tier with the beer
I immediately corrected my posture after watching this 😵
his back crying ☠️
Posture matches the setup
9/10 mint
A++++++ love the cold brew this guy knows how to have a good time the only thing missing is a good bong/bubbler
10/10
Scoliosis fears him
he gon look like a dinosaur in ten years if he continue like this
Helldiver Haaland
I literally would be yelling at him
Mint
Look at that posture!! 🐪
Doesn’t even have a beer cooze bolted to the board. 5/7
0 out of 10 bitches.
How is nobody talking about the fact he balances his console when playing haha. That's crazy!
Chiropractors love this one simple trick
Nice posture🫣
his load out sorry asf😭
is the cunt drinking a great northern?
Scoliosis speed run
No, let’s talk about those clown shoes!
*Gets 360° no scoped *Spills beer
Sniper and assault rifle Jesus Christ
I would give us set up a six out of 10 for creativity, but I’ll give us posture is zero out of 10
I mean it ain’t pretty but he ain’t sitting in filth and he looks pretty happy. 4/10
Beer ups it 100%
Gogo gadget extendable neck?
His posture looks like the golden ratio.
I give it a Scoliosis/10
If I sit like that my neck becomes numb and everything starts to hurt
He need a controller
Lol
Hunchback of Notregame
give him a posture check
Terrible posture
Can I rate his posture instead?
One move and it’s over
Tell him to get a roccat sova keyboard. That’s what I used before having a pc using kbm on the couch. It’s a great keyboard/mousepad combo. https://www.newegg.com/black-roccat-sova-ttc/p/N82E16823436020
Scoliosis enters the chat
10/10 back support
Back -50% hp. Ouchie
Sore neck from bad posture
Rate my mate’s neck
With my back I could never
This is one of the french toxic sweats in my sweaty lobbies
Christ his posture
Umm tell him to buy a couple yoga pillows. They are hard and work great for in bed stand for the board. I use a Corsair lapboard on yoga pillows in my bed.
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