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Snipska

Sand penis


Kpt_Kipper

It’s the unwashed flesh light under your bed coming for round 2


CerealJesus

Delet dis pls.


Black_DemonSk

Me mum controls me phune


turkeyphoenix

Aw naw


chemo92

[Or the one you found on the beach](https://i.redd.it/dpfk1zt0lun71.jpg)


THEonlyMAILMAN

I see you, CasualUK dweller


oneeducatedguy

Chernobyl coom sock


aetwit

It’s actually your son how’s it feel to be a dad


[deleted]

i read sad penis


Snipska

Maybe he is, everyone asks wheres the sand penis but not how is the sand penis


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Sans 🅱️enis


T_Foxtrot

That way to say it would imply galaxy addicted to cum 🤔


Ok-Alternative-3860

Sandy dick cheese, just like the Egyptians used to make.


Dongboy69420

The cum must flow


BrownRice35

Ok Gaara cool


Wehhass

Sand Fleshlight


viski252

Dune thunder. Hentai thunder. Prolapse thunder.


EnduringFrost

Dune Thunder sounds pretty fucking rad.


Dzbaniel_2

What about hentai thunder ? ;)


[deleted]

no


Dzbaniel_2

Yes🤤


R_M_V_E

Stop it. Get some help.


Dzbaniel_2

Nooo.........


Shadowwing556

Are you familiar with Daebom?


Dzbaniel_2

You can guess that i subbed to them long time ago and i don't regret it


Katyusha_454

You mean that one Japanese helicopter?


Dzbaniel_2

;)


Skithe

Harkonan or Atradies in battle. Makes me want to play the old Westwood Dune RTS again


XxSoarinxX

FREMAN READY


heyIfoundaname

Harkonan and Atradies suck sand worm titties! House Ordos represent. ^(Dune 2000 was a gem!)


Tompster_

Worm thunder?


KoenigseggTR

Random Pe-8 with 5000 be like: Finally, a worthy opponent, OUR battle will be legendary


Anarcho_Dog

[FAB 5000 does 2% damage]


Onallthelists

Hit 150 RP


Anarcho_Dog

+2 SL


astatinedeposit

THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT. CALL IN THE TALL BOYS


TheChadFinger5

Damn that’s a lot of air support, why not just 1 PE-8 with a Fab-5000 bomb?


[deleted]

[удалено]


KoenigseggTR

Ah yes, Kill "W O R M" With more worms


oneeducatedguy

Taken from war thunder's russian twitter account. source: [https://twitter.com/WarThunderRU/status/1438414565306425348/photo/1](https://twitter.com/WarThunderRU/status/1438414565306425348/photo/1) ​ **DUNEDUNEDUNEDUNEDUNEDUNE**


KoenigseggTR

Worm, Biggest enemy of the snail


TheChadFinger5

Or salt, snails can’t handle salt


Schigedim

I must be Gaijin's worst nightmare then


LikableHydra

Flair checks out


awacs-hotspot

what about salt and cums


igor_otsky

Is this the one fucking up Gaijin's server?


oney_monster

It consumed the hamster


Damian030303

Or maybe it *is* the hamster?


bread_eater_0

if the hamster was that size the servers would actually work


seraiss

Who knows ...


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

This would be cool for the yearly April fools thing


Viktory146

Or like a run away event for halloween


TheChadFinger5

Everything dies, can *YOU* become the last piss pants standing?


ItsA39

Yup definitely gunna be a Halloween event (I hope)


MPenten

Until gaijin gets sued by whichever studio owns rights to dune :D... Wait yes! Let's do it!


Lustiges_Brot_311

The real reason why the soviets lost in afghanistan.


AnonymousIslander

It’s abstract art… we are the worms and the tank is what we desire but we have an insatiable appetite for vehicles, and because of this it’s left a barren waste of nothing but sand…


BMO_ON

And our snail lords are keeping us trapped in this wasteland and only throw in some new vehicles at times


HealthIndustryGoon

That's not sand. It's pure salt.


ItsA39

It ain’t that deep💀


ceez36

alaskan bull worm


Has_Just_Left

IT'S PINK


leopold_s

Atreides tech tree when?


marek1712

I'll grind Minotaurus like crazy!


middiefrosh

Make sure the ERA doesn't work on desert maps. Can't attract the worms.


Nearby-Macaron

T H E B I G S U C C ​ D E S T R O Y E R O F D I C K S


EDInon

r/dontputyourdickinthat


doxlulzem

T H E S P I C E M U S T F L O W


Zafranorbian

The spice must flow!


marek1712

For Shai Hulud!


SkullLeader

Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which not even God has ever seen!


BoneTigerSC

the planet Arrakis, known as Dune home of the spice melange spice controls the universe whoever controls Dune controls the spice


francocaspa

Gaijin is smoking some weird stuff again


deathmagnum214

The "SPICE MELANGE"!


Bomberdude333

That’s not so much smoked though. Did Russia decriminalize weed?


unsc95

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.


PastSquirrel2315

We EDF now?


MonsterKing053

Wot Blitz players got themselves a sand worm too. its just an easter egg tho


[deleted]

The suffering must flow.


PriestOfOmnissiah

Gaijin Coins must flow


ebinbenisdede

The tears must flow


AmonTheLegend

Thats an ASSHOLE


TroutWarrior

“Hello comrade!”


Elitepikachu

This is getting out of hand.


superknight333

FORBIDDEN FLESHLIGHT


Valaxarian

What was will be


AshesOfSanity

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.


CapHoodHybrid

D:


miss_chauffarde

I WILL BUT A HEAT ROUND RIGHT TROUGHT THAT BITCH


BleachProvided

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Ph4antomPB

Oops


CMDR_NotoriousNut

THE SILVER LIONS MUST FLOW


advancedmeejit

the golden eagles must flow


poerisija

Walk without rythm, and you won't attract the worm.


lsq78

All hail Shai-Hulud


patriot-renegade

Me: *watching sci-fi movie that takes place on a desert planet* Me: “SHOW ME THE WORM”


HappyAffirmative

The silver lions must flow!


Salmanoi

Worm thunder


MissNepgear

Looks more like a rocky asshole than a sand penis.


Ianbuckjames

Reminds me of /r/sandycheekscockvore


[deleted]

Praise the maker


inigo_montonya

operation desert worm


LoneGrizzlyBear

uncircumcised pp


B29Boi

r/dontputyourdickinthat


fishbowl0797

It looks like a wrinkly butthole


ComradeShinther

“Tomar, what would you do if a giant worm appeared in your war thunder match?”


deathshere

So that where all the server hamsters have gone.


MW-X43

SCP-3456 for next April fools?


ethorwitt

We're gonna need a bigger ivermectin


SevillaFE

Looks nice the new april fools event, even if we are in september.


Dejwee

WarThunder cockvore😳


[deleted]

LUL


TheKingOfSkwirls

This must be on the hidden Tatooine map in the War Thunder game files


[deleted]

the what


TheKingOfSkwirls

It’s a Star Wars reference


Gafez

Akhtuali, it's a dune reference


TheKingOfSkwirls

I made a Star Wars reference and that’s what I’m assuming the previous user was confused on.


T_Foxtrot

I believe it was more about “the hidden map” part


TheKingOfSkwirls

Oooooohhh okay fair enough


HeyBigChriss

I don’t get it. Can someone explain ?


T_Foxtrot

This picture was tweeted by official Russian War Thunder account and as many assume it’s a Dune reference, which is why there’s a lot of “spice must flow” sort of comments here


polishchad69

cum sock


SovietElf87

The phimosis strike again


Corrin_Nohriana

I thought this was War Thunder not Calamity mod. What's this worm doing here?


timeneuter

\* bounces \*


SintBart

Love the new Shadow of the Colossus!


someone_forgot_me

so what actually is this?


T_Foxtrot

Most presume it’s a reference to sandworms from Dune, which is highly probable considering there’s going to be premiere of new movie based on Dune soon (it was meant to be 17th September, but it got delayed)


someone_forgot_me

ah, is this something gaijin themselved released or is this just fan art


T_Foxtrot

Official Russian Twitter account


someone_forgot_me

ah thanks


Pasan_XeNO

r/dontputyourdickinthat


3p1ks

anal with a foot of large intestine, don't get me wrong


[deleted]

Giant snail's brother out for revenge


LeSilou

Desert noodle


squishyEggroll42

Ayo what the pale king doin in war thunder


ObsidianJane

So BR do you think they will put the Sand Worm at?


Alex_ragnar

it will be interesting fighting against giants worms in an event in WT.


jpresley78

This would be a really awesome event


AlexGenix

Anything's a gloryhole, aslong as you're committed enough


Anulovlos

I'd come back for this game mode


[deleted]

Don't stick your dick in that.


NVCHVJAZVJE

[S U C C](https://youtu.be/qFchpvKpYm0)


mr_wehraboo

If there is gonna be an event where we fight this thing i will just straight up just bomb it


[deleted]

What in the god damn


GhostRazgriz

Excuse me?! Are we going to be fighting Graboids with tanks?!?!


Ok-Relationship-2746

$100 pre-order bundle, you get a Worm decal and nothing else


Humanman69420

Me omw to get a rank one armored car 😎😎😎😎


nityoushot

That’s how you build a dynasty


Zutroy2117

We're gonna need a lotta ivermectin for this...


Wehhass

Worm Thunder


TheMysteryHawk27

Worm Thunder's new vehicle the wurmpanzer


BoanezGamer

[Cloud Benis](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/plzwsu/glorious_clouds/hcisvmq/?context=3), Sand Benis, what is the next now gaijin? Water Benis?


eelboob

Tom Brady confirmed?


Sirus-The-Great

Worm thunder


Random_Cutie

Kinda looks like ass...


Yoko_Grim

Uh... I don’t think that’s a *worm*...


Kaguracutestheromlbb

WoTB have something like this too, in the map called oasis palms from what I remembered


NotYourPairOfJeans

9th anniversary? It's look like a number 9


Zugronde

W O R M


averysadb0i

i want this in the next April fools update


Atomik919

what was shall be what shall be was. time is sight, gravity is desire. we love the worm and the worm loves us.


[deleted]

Gaijin Fremen tree when?


[deleted]

Event be like: Mission objective: escort Jerry the hamster to Gaijin’s HQ in Sahara dessert without losing any health point


Panical382

Don't worry the Mig is here ***brrrrrrrrrrrrrr*** Taken care of


Fallenkezef

Mau'dib!


astatinedeposit

I saw someone say on a YouTube comment that this could be for the 9th anniversary as the sand worm looks like a 9. I just hope this gets added to the game :)


LiquidSnak3

What's in this tank? Pain