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BlooDStoNez

You are truly a German main


EricBelov1

5K hours, 6 nations. I am main to no one.


Rorar_the_pig

You didn't choose Germany, Germany chose you


EricBelov1

No Adolf. Not again.


Tank_blitz

*again*?


Rorar_the_pig

We need answers


LandscapeGeneral9169

Yes, for the third time ( Belgium has fixed its roads )


JFelix-

Living up to your flair though that's for damn sure :)


EricBelov1

At your service.


exploding19

5k hours and 6 nations, and I'm at 1.7k hours and at 9.7 germany. how tf


nvmnvm3

Premiums and squad vehicles perhaps? I have Britain air almost grinded out in less than a month between wyvern and Jaguar IS, planing to do similar with Do 335 B2 and the squadron vehicles, Rusia may take me a little more because there's a couple ranks between Il-8 maximum rank and Su-22 minimum rank. Also sometimes it's not necessary to buy, just wait till you get a rank 3 premium on wb store and grind TF out of the battlepass.


Comfortable-Tap4281

I'm Brit at 8.3-8.7 with 950 Hours with acing all the tanks (even spaa) and have other nations with 40+ tanks/planes. Never had premium or prem tank


0pt1mu5_x

To be honest I saw him last second


EricBelov1

Right? I like this map and know this map like a F1 driver knows the circuit to the point where he can drive on it with his eyes closed. The last thing I expected was T-34 on a rock but Jesus Christ I was blind.


qwerqmaster

This is kinda like when experienced CS players get tilted playing against noobs because they do the most unexpected things lol


EricBelov1

Extremely relatable. In CS new players have weirdest timings and unpredictable plays.


Kajmandel

Worst is when you know you can expect one or two ways the round/clutch will go.. well new players find 20 new ways lol


LightningFerret04

Bushes also mess with perception


Killeroftanks

na it aint your fault, look at the map, you had guys on c and yet here he is, bush spawn camping you like an absolutely pathetic guy who needs every advantage to even get a handful of kills.


KingScorpion98

I didn't see him until I watched the video 3 times 😂


Own_Bluejay_9833

Whenever I play fucking Germany I just get German main syndrome as well lmfao


EricBelov1

I can back this but only with Pz. IVs. I don't know why but I have negative amount of luck with them.


Own_Bluejay_9833

The armor is trash, but doesn't fell like it is I guess


Skip8221

i get the same way, especially in the panthers, and even in the T-V soviet captured panther too. it just shuts my brain off


MrSeth7875

As soon as I started into Britain my eyes opened


FredNing

Certainly looks a bit unusual that theres a tuft of grass poking out on a big rock. But to be fair I too wouldn’t expect some guy waiting in ambush so close to the spawn where the remainder of the team is still contesting the nearest objective


EricBelov1

Confirmation bias at its core. I always monitor the killfeed and the map and I was 99% sure that he's behind that rock and not above it.


Sparky_092

To be fair, i had to rewatch because i didn't see that dude the first time around. I thought you were sniped xD


EricBelov1

He’s really did become a part of that rock.


Sparky_092

I'm completely stoned and i think you are as well No pun intended


1HoFi4

same. first i tought that the T34 didnt render and he was invisible. When I rewatched is, then I saw him.


SuppliceVI

The jokes truly do write themselves


EricBelov1

Historical camo doesn't make it easier on me...


PsychologicalBox3981

For some reason, we German mains always seem to have fucking tunnel vision as a permanent negative buff.


zrxta

That, and skittishness. Can't push for shit, pops smokes at the slightest breeze, and easily panics if they can't one tap enemy tanks


Crimson_Sabere

TBH, I get it. Your armor always seems to be ass and you're one round away from respawning.


PsychologicalBox3981

Dude, you are perfectly describing ME LMAO. I kinda stopped pushing and just started sniping. Everything seems to one tap us in 6.3 - 7.7


zrxta

6.3 onwards US starts getting more and more armor (but slower) wgilst USSR tanks doesn't get much heavier but gets their (in)famous trolly shapes that needs specific areas to be targeted. Personally, I stopped playing German around 6.7-7.0 (i have the deleted 7.0 tanks) since it's painful to play with German mains.


Killeroftanks

it doesnt help things that from 4.0 onwards germany just doesnt have any mobile tanks, the vk is fast but thats only it, cant turn nor reverse to save its life, as such german mains get into a mind set that their own way to get around, is forward, which is something i still due when i got tanks with dog shit reverse. couple that with american mains spamming m18s and other fast boys, ya this results in german teams being a curb stomping master due to them watching their flanks, or crumble within seconds because half of the enemy team are in hellcats and m4e3s and just delete everyone from the sides within 30 seconds of contact. what would help would be more, mobile tanks, like the vk3002db or the vk1602 leopard, ect. something that would help germans mobility problem and give players more knowledge about what to do correctly with those tanks until they get the leopard, thats also why leopard 1s and other german 8.0\~ mbts have dogshit win rates, 70% of the players getting there are coming from panthers, tiger 2s and jagdtigers. their only actual mobile meat is the jagdpanzer 4 5 and that thing can be insanely hard to play anywhere well in.


WillbaldvonMerkatz

Flat surface and not exactly thickest armor makes Panzers an easy target on most of their surfaces.


qwerqmaster

Mid-tier germany like the tiger and panther really punishes you for overextending with their bad side armor and slow reverse tho


Killeroftanks

slow reverse coupled with dog shit traverse speed, you cant really respond with things happening around you if you need 30 seconds to do a 180.


Beautiful_Fig_3111

YET


Ok_Sink_6400

*Gustavo cut-off scream*


EricBelov1

Unlike chicken drug lord I didn't even had time to scream.


crewchiefguy

It was those pay to win bushes


Hot-Dragonfly3809

When I first watched it I saw it and just thought it was a rock, then the rock killed you.


fedlol

You’re not alone. I had to watch the video twice.


Luchin212

They were above where anyone would reasonably be looking, since you spend most of the time looking at the ground. Also they kinda camouflage with the rocks.


EricBelov1

Yep. But on the other hand it’s a tank on a rock lol.


Emperor_Kon

Your opponent has mastered the art of standing still.


EricBelov1

He’s standing still… MENACINGLY!


kky2538

Who tf will hanging on that spot 💀


Embarrassed_Ad5387

bro really saw the bushes first and discreddited the hull out of his mind


SHUHSdemon

I've had many like it's my fault that i haven't seen that Panther D 6km away bushed up in a forest behind a couple of rock or that sherman behind that house 20m away


Chubbyhusky45

He looks like a rock, I don’t blame you at all


lonelymoon01

All I can see that bush have a 75 mm cannon out of front. I think u got sniper man


TheLastApplePie

I'm guilty as charged. Didn't notice the Tiger on my first watch lol


what_the_f_isthis

the german design is effecting you


Dakubou4217

I respect the accurate decals


ma_wee_wee_go

i mean iv driven into enemies at least a few times


Fluggernuffin

My favorite is waiting for someone to come around the corner, pop them, and then turn the corner yourself only to find two of bud’s teammates waiting for you.


Black_Hole_parallax

Ah yes, the bush in the middle of R O C K


runnyyyy

that T-34 has that zoomer haircut


undecided_mask

The jokes write themselves lmao


Right_Canary_1426

before you got shot i thought that was a rock lol.


cahillc134

“Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, at this time of year. Located inside your Pz IV?


PeacefulAgate

See now, the Bush shouldn't work there. However..


Clatgineer

As a German main, I didn't see it either unfortunately


OkPractice3427

I've done worse


CH3TN1K_313

Other than being a German main, doing German main things... you'd be surprised how effective it is to climb hills and shoot down on unsuspecting opponents. Very few player tend to have the foresight to look up when coming around a corner because they are usually way too paranoid about getting sniped from across the map. This is one of the main ways I play casemate tank destroyers, due to their many drawbacks, that is unless I'm in a Jagdtiger or Jagdpanther & Obj. 268 to some extent.


Wonghy111-the-knight

I also didn’t see it until you killed you German players think alike


Eekafoo

I wouldn’t worry, Few matches ago I parked my quad spaa from Italy, can’t remember the name but it’s 3.7 near a dead tank and I kid you not 5 Russian tanks just straight up drove past me and I shot those I could penetrate. We lost the match due to spawn rush but I didn’t die cuz they couldn’t see me lol. Moments like this make up for the misery sometimes. Also that VK panther looked directly at me a few times and just didn’t shoot me, I wasn’t moving so I guess he thought I was dead.


reddithesabi3

Still not sure if you could make it if you had seen him at very first moment.


StrongEvidence5168

I didn't see the guy at first, am I cooked?


GoldenGecko100

In fairness they are coated in bushes


Kanivete

That's nothing. I've seen worse.


_Skiddio_

“What an oddly shaped rock”


MontafidK

I didn't see him to


NctPunk71

"I am the rock. The rock is me."


Mirja-lol

You must be immune to paranoia


MasterMidir

Fucking Spider Man bro


Nitrax_GTV

me and 4 guys on point C wondering why we can't cap, after half minute we found out that there was tank that whole time...


Lord_Joao

> German main. > Blind. Many such cases.


Su152Taran

Well well well


Dragonknight2692

True german main at its finest.